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The Hardware Widow

Official: Linux buffs lay out more on marital aids than Mac users

NSFW And HPUX users way more randy than Xbox boys
OSes06 Feb 2008 | 16

Sony pops cap on lippy-like music stick

But 'drip-proof response' feature absent, alas...
Personal Tech27 Nov 2007 | 8

Sony goes green with... er... leopard skin look laptop

PETA-bytes
Personal Tech08 Nov 2007 | 5

Better plate than never: sign up now for the gold iPhone

Diamond-encrusted version coming too
Software02 Nov 2007 | 2

Western Digital pitches pink product... for charity

Are pocket hard drives, WD's forté?
Personal Tech31 Oct 2007 | 3

Sony sells pink kit to benefit Breast Cancer research

Personal Tech03 Oct 2007 |

Wengé wood inspires Sony's autumn Vaios

Personal Tech13 Sep 2007 |

Women say no to pink tech toys

Hardware firms getting it so wrong, survey reveals
Personal Tech10 Sep 2007 | 44

Best Buy bags Liz Claiborne for designer kit cases

Personal Tech16 Aug 2007 |

Philips parades gem-like gadgets for luxury loving ladies

Look, girls, sparklies
Personal Tech03 Jul 2007 | 2

Sony brings bold colours to latest laptops

Personal Tech11 Jun 2007 | 1

Alcatel debuts fashion mag friendly ladyphone

Elle's belles...
Personal Tech22 May 2007 | 4

Sony Ericsson waxes lyrical over 'nature-inspired' handset

It's alive with energy. Apparently
Personal Tech08 May 2007 |

Moto gives thumbs-up to 'imperial purple' RAZR

Those about to dial, salute you
Personal Tech02 May 2007 | 2

Motorola teases Hong Kong girls with gilt-y pleasures

Gold KRZR K1, anyone?
Personal Tech24 Apr 2007 | 1

Nokia gushes over colourful phone threesome

An 'artful balance between technology and nature'. Apparently
Personal Tech29 Mar 2007 |

Philips to glitz up gadgets with Swarovski sparklies

You bet your glass
Personal Tech22 Mar 2007 |

Russians ready Tsar-studded Nokia 8800

I'm Lenin on a lampost at the corner of the street...
Personal Tech09 Mar 2007 |

Motorola revamps StarTAC for Koreans... again

A second time out for 'the timeless accessory'
Personal Tech28 Feb 2007 |

Samsung shows 'world's slimmest' handset

Hardware Widow @ 3GSM Ultra Edition Part Deux
Personal Tech12 Feb 2007 |

Asus debuts lacquer'n'leather luxury laptop

LED-backlit display and Blu-ray Disc drive too
Personal Tech09 Feb 2007 |

Sony Vaio laptop to star in blue move

Spring collection unveiled
Personal Tech05 Jan 2007 |

LG bags Prada for luxury phone fling

Avant-garde design promised
Personal Tech14 Dec 2006 |

Apple a-quiver over iPod vibrator copyright clash

Buzz off, says sex toy supplier
Personal Tech12 Dec 2006 |

'Party in your pants' iBuzz back... for two

Audio stimulation
Personal Tech28 Nov 2006 |

Mio styles sat nav as girl-friendly 'fashion accessory'

Takes 'GPS out of car, into handbag, apparently
Personal Tech06 Nov 2006 |

Garter maker touts 'sexy' thigh-mount phone holder

Willing suspender of disbelief?
Personal Tech06 Nov 2006 |

Orange bleats about Samsung's Blush

Embarrassed or standing proud?
Personal Tech02 Nov 2006 |

Vertu talks up mobile telephone for toffs

If you have to ask how much it is, you're too common to own one
Personal Tech19 Oct 2006 |

Brits buzz off with OhMiBod iPod-driven vibrator

NSFW She-bop
Personal Tech09 Oct 2006 |

Apple admits iPod Nano colours may 'change over time'

Coughing up before the complaints?
Personal Tech05 Oct 2006 |

Sony colours Vaio C series for Cosmo crowd

Love a (Mandarina) Duck
Personal Tech29 Sep 2006 |

BenQ aims to pull with 'mauve sensation' lady-phone

'Shimmering luxury'
Personal Tech24 Aug 2006 |

BenQ pursues painted ladies with butterfly-branded handset

Symbol of evolving feminity
Personal Tech23 Aug 2006 |

Brief wait for iPod underpants, warns supplier

NSFW It's a smalls world, isn't it?
Personal Tech16 Aug 2006 |

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