Original URL: https://www.theregister.com/2011/11/18/woomera/
Woomera: Ghosts of Britain's space past
El Reg treads the Prohibited Area
During our recent Oz roadtrip in pursuit of the World Solar Challenge, El Reg's Special Projects Bureau made a lightning visit to Woomera, where Britain's space programme was played out and, ultimately, laid to rest.
The town (pictured below on Google Earth) was established in 1947 as the core of a joint Anglo-Australian testing range - the vast Woomera Prohibited Area, which might be, we thought, the perfect place to launch our Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) spaceplane.
We had only 40 minutes or so to recce Woomera, before getting back on the Stuart Highway to Adelaide, some 480km to the south. It's a spooky place, as those readers who've been there will confirm. Although it once housed thousands of people, the only sign of life we detected was the distant sound of some kids splashing around in a swimming pool.
Although Woomera is evidently not dead - and testing in the Prohibited Area continues to this day - the UK space programme it once hosted certainly is.
On 28 October, 1971, a Black Arrow rocket launched from Woomera and carried the Prospero satellite into orbit, even though the British government had already cancelled the programme.
On that day, Britain became the only nation ever to develop a successful home-grown satellite launching capability, and then abandon it completely.
By a strange co-incidence, 28 October was the date of our successful Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) aircraft launch last year, which got us thinking that perhaps a British scientific return to Woomera is destined to be, by way of tribute to all those who flew the flag Down Under, only to have their work ultimately thrown away by politicians.
Wiping a small tear from the corner of our eyes, then, we cruised the streets of Woomera, in the tyre tracks of a previous visitor - a Google Orwellian spymobile whose all-seeing eye has served up the whole place on Street View:
As perhaps is appropriate for ghostly Woomera, the Street View car managed to capture a ghostly image of itself as it passed the Woomera Village Store...
...which is almost as interesting as the words "BOTTLE SHOP" writ large. Let's face it, there's no way the LOHAN team is going to go mob-handed to Woomera if it can't source cold stubbies.
And speaking of which, since it's Friday and you're doubtless watching the time crawl towards pub o'clock, here's a quick photo quiz to help you fill the empty hours until laughing gear meets beer.
As you'll have spotted, one of the above Street View images shows Woomera's Missile Park, and we just had time to grab a few pics for your viewing pleasure.
The challenge is to identify the eight vehicles below, preferably without cheating and looking them up on the interwebs. Award yourselves half a pint for each correct name, to be raised after work in honour of the ghosts of Britain's space programme. Cheers... ®