Google founder Sergey Brin promises to protect humanity from AI The data-slurpingest, ad-slingiest exec of them all says he’s on your side AI + ML30 Apr 2018 | 29
Cash-sprinkler Softbank and Alphabet hand over $1.9bn to Manbang It's about truckers Science24 Apr 2018 | 16
In not terrifying news at all, Google just keeps on growing: Revenue, profit, headcount up Q1 tax rate plunge, cost of traffic to feed ad machine jumps On-Prem24 Apr 2018 | 7
Google wants to gobble up Nokia's airborne broadband biz – reports Potential deal said to be at an 'advanced stage' Networks11 Apr 2018 | 8
US watchdog just gave up trying to get Google to explain YouTube's huge financial figures Don't you worry your pretty little heads about it, says web giant Personal Tech28 Feb 2018 | 39
Google prints money for Alphabet to stuff into Uncle Sam's pockets: $10bn blow from Donald Trump's tax shakeup Still made a huge profit in 2017 SaaS02 Feb 2018 | 8
Google slaps mute button on stupid ads that nag you to buy stuff you just looked at Chocolate Factory touts more ways to blast banners Software26 Jan 2018 | 80
S for Security is Google owner Alphabet's new favorite letter The plan is to throw the cloud at data collection and analysis, to produce alerts that matter Security25 Jan 2018 | 10
ALPHABET TOTALLY LOSES ITS SCHMIDT: Exec chairman Eric quits No Schmidt, Sherlock! Former CEO steps down, will take on technical advisor role SaaS21 Dec 2017 | 35
You, Google. Get in here and explain all this personal data slurping – Missouri AG subpoena 'Someone has to stand up to these tech giants' declares VC Thiel-backed Hawley On-Prem13 Nov 2017 | 18
What just banked $7bn in pay dirt, is stroking its big growth, and rhymes with cold sweat? Google star of the show, again SaaS26 Oct 2017 | 6
Judge yanks plug out of AT&T's latest attack on Google Fiber Judge throws out lawsuit seeking to prevent rollout of broadband cables Personal Tech17 Aug 2017 | 20
Alphabet takes Euro antitrust fine in stride, spooks investors with rising Google ad costs Meanwhile, 'Other Bets' group hemorrhages less than before SaaS25 Jul 2017 | 12
Waymo now way less: Robo-ride upstart drops patents in Uber battle Theft of trade secrets allegations will be the focus in self-driving car case Science07 Jul 2017 | 7
Alphabet offloads bot businesses Boston Dynamics and SCHAFT Who's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about? SoftBank. Damn right On-Prem09 Jun 2017 | 8
Nuns chastise Google and Eric names Larry greatest human alive Shareholders complaints fall on deaf ears, probably On-Prem08 Jun 2017 | 23
What a tit! Uber CEO hijacks his staff breast-pump room to meditate Just close your eyes, be at peace, and visualize Waymo's lawyers kicking your ass Legal07 Jun 2017 | 69
Sergey Brin building humanitarian blimp for lifesaving leisure You may have to wait a decade or more to join him aloft Science27 May 2017 | 30
That YouTube ad boycott had square-root of sod-all effect on Google's insane cash machine License to print money renewed in full, thanks to mobile On-Prem28 Apr 2017 | 12
Google's healthcare cousin to stick 10,000 human guinea pigs under the microscope Four-year study will bung patient records in the cloud AI + ML19 Apr 2017 | 4
Uber responds to Waymo: We don't even use that tech you say we stole LiDAR? I barely know her! Science08 Apr 2017 | 28
We want Waymo money from you! Uber sued for 'stealing self-driving car' blueprints from Alphabet How could app maker's week get any worse? Glad you asked Science24 Feb 2017 | 22
Google-overlord Alphabet's stiff growth fails to satisfy investors Shares slip in extended trading On-Prem27 Jan 2017 |
Google sends Titan broadband drones to the unicorns' graveyard Alphabet shutters another moonshot bad idea On-Prem12 Jan 2017 | 12
Google hover-drones to drop burritos on campus Not a half-baked stoner movie: US aviation authorities have signed this off as a trial Science09 Sep 2016 | 23
Nest developers become Oompa-Loompas in Google shake-up Alphabet soups up Android with more IoT Edge + IoT01 Sep 2016 | 12
Google, er, Alphabet takes on 10,000 more staff, banks more and more billions from ads Still totally reliant on advertising Channel28 Jul 2016 | 11
Space Data dudes say Google lifted Loon balloon tune Suit claims Chocolate Factory stole idea for airborne ISP Legal15 Jun 2016 | 23
Google snubs 'dark money' questions at AGM. Shareholder power? Yeah, right Just to let you know who's in charge here, guys On-Prem09 Jun 2016 | 31
The Schmidt's hit by the fan: Alphabet investor sues Google bigwigs over EU antitrust ruckus Well, he was a fan until a $3.3bn fine loomed Legal26 May 2016 | 25
When is making $20bn in three months not enough? When your name is Google Wall Street hammers Chocolate Factory for not hitting targets Channel21 Apr 2016 | 16
Not OK, Google! FTC urged to thrust antitrust probe into Android Google could feel heat stateside after Europe laid down the law Software20 Apr 2016 | 22
CEO meeting fails to resolve Oracle-versus-Google java case Retrial set to start in May, case set to outlive the solar system Legal18 Apr 2016 | 11
Go No! Google cyber-brain bests top-ranked human in ancient game Chalk one up for Skynet – for now. Still time for Mankind to pull it back AI + ML09 Mar 2016 | 34
Google robo-car backs into bendy-bus in California Self-driving car's slow-motion sandbag situation ends in dented reputations Bootnotes29 Feb 2016 | 124
Alphabetti spaghetti: What Wall Street isn't telling you about Google Black boxes and botnet armies ravage aging ad biz Legal02 Feb 2016 | 52
Alphabet, cough, Google most valuable biz on Earth as it pours billions into 'other bets' Plenty of doh-ray-mi from ads as Fiber et al gobble cash Channel01 Feb 2016 | 15
Alphabet spells 'Loon' for Indonesia Broadband balloons secure local operators for 2016 test Networks29 Oct 2015 | 3
Google can't hide behind Alphabet, EU competition commish warns So many cases have a common theme. It's the name 'Google' Legal26 Oct 2015 | 32
Google stock buy-back: You'll groan when you realize where that $5,099,019,513.59 figure came from Your 30-second guide to ad giant's third quarter financials Channel22 Oct 2015 | 21
Cash-hungry Google chief upgrades advertising veeps Pinch me, Pichai! Android chaps promoted, too On-Prem10 Oct 2015 | 5
Israeli lander FOUND ON MOON (in 2017) Pics Non-profit org first to sign Google XPrize rocket mission contract Science07 Oct 2015 | 16
Google spews out Alphabet. Alphabet gobbles Google M is for ... monster multinational mothers multinational monsters On-Prem03 Oct 2015 | 19
Google stretches tentacles into the health market New 'Alphabet' corporate entity rolls out exciting world domination plans On-Prem16 Sep 2015 | 8
'Marshmallow' picked as moniker for Android 6.0 Is Google telling us Android is soft, insubstantial, very good toasted but easily burned? Software18 Aug 2015 | 26
Speaking in Tech: Google, Alphabet spelling out their plans Podcast Meanwhile, Nutanix refuses to play, takes ball home On-Prem12 Aug 2015 |
B is for Brussels: Google's corporate rejig WON'T insulate firm against antitrust probes Alphabet Show is diddly-squat to Commish. For now Legal11 Aug 2015 | 8
Google's new parent Alphabet owns abc.xyz – and, yup, there's already an abc.wtf Is this April 1? On-Prem11 Aug 2015 | 24
W is for WTF: Google CEO quits, new biz Alphabet takes over +Comment Larry Page and Sergey Brin go full Tony Stark Channel10 Aug 2015 | 57