BOfH

BOFH: The company survived the disaster recovery test. Just. The Director's car, however...

Episode 9 Well, it was an angry mob simulation

BOFH18 Oct 2019 | 99

BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH

Episode 3 Time to take a custard pie, er, interface...

BOFH26 Apr 2019 | 107

BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts...

Episode 2 The B stands for BOFH

BOFH29 Mar 2019 | 136

BOFH: Bye desktop, bye desk. Hello tablet and a beanbag on the floor

Episode 1 On our hero sysadmin's watch? Not likely...

BOFH22 Feb 2019 | 56

BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol

Episode 12 And let's see how long he takes to crack

BOFH07 Dec 2018 | 88

Software engineer fired, shut out of office for three weeks by machine

HAL 9000 is here – and it's plugged into your HR system

Software22 Jun 2018 | 58

BOFH: Is everybody ready for the meeting? Grab a crayon – let's get technical

Episode 11 Mindfulness worksheets? Lattes? We're all set

BOFH22 Jun 2018 | 111

BOFH: Got that syncing feeling, hm? I've looked at your computer and the Outlook isn't great

Episode 10 Oh, and sorry about your phone

BOFH15 Jun 2018 | 88

BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'

Episode 9 It's for your own Health and Safety

BOFH25 May 2018 | 154

BOFH: But I did log in to the portal, Dave

Episode 8 I know where your supervisor is Dave

BOFH04 May 2018 | 133

BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain?

Episode 7 It's the technology of the future-ture-ture

BOFH27 Apr 2018 | 107

BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried

Episode 6 You're here to audit us? Hi! Fancy a coffee?

BOFH20 Apr 2018 | 72

BOFH: Honourable misconduct

Episode 4 Yurrrr. Yuurrrrg. Hnng. Vomit? No, I'm fi... yuuurrg. Yunnk. Unk. Gulp. HUALLLARRGHHHAAHH!*

BOFH02 Mar 2018 | 81

BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service

Episode 1 Say it with us: BADD-AAS

BOFH12 Jan 2018 | 74

BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs

Episode 16 The numbers don't lie...

OSes24 Nov 2017 | 53

BOFH: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

Episode 15 It is the eeeeeeeeeeee-ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH

BOFH10 Nov 2017 | 55

BOFH: Do I smell burning toes, I mean burning toast?

Episode 14 This is not a drill

BOFH27 Oct 2017 | 89

BOFH: Oh dear. Did someone get lost on the Audit Trail?

Episode 13 Our expenses? Same thing we've filed every year...

BOFH13 Oct 2017 | 63

BOFH: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss

Episode 12 Robot intelligence not there yet... but neither is Boss intelligence

BOFH29 Sep 2017 | 35

BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits

Episode 11 BOFH helps promote his company's 'Story' (if promote = bag of quicklime)

BOFH15 Sep 2017 | 58

BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY

Episode 10 Special tables with special chairs for special people

BOFH28 Jul 2017 | 77

BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on

Episode 9 Thronging gangs of idiots besiege tech

BOFH07 Jul 2017 | 159

BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee

Episode 8 Do we have an agenda? Why of course we do!

BOFH23 Jun 2017 | 119

BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour

Episode 7 Migrate data? If you're keen on seeing clouds...

BOFH16 Jun 2017 | 98

BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back

Episode 6 Fly, little bird, fly....

BOFH28 Apr 2017 | 90

BOFH: Defenestration, a solution to Solutions To Problems We Don't Have

Episode 5 Fires and server crashes also known to work

BOFH07 Apr 2017 | 60

BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'

Episode 4 Putting the shi* into internship

BOFH31 Mar 2017 | 99

BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you

Episode 2 Come right this way. The PFY doesn't bite... that hard

BOFH24 Feb 2017 | 101

BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me

Episode 1 Letting go never felt so good

BOFH03 Feb 2017 | 129

BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample

Episode 14 Cherry-pickin'? You darn tootin!

BOFH25 Nov 2016 | 82

BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones

Episode 12 Boss, are you blushing?

BOFH30 Sep 2016 | 112

BOFH: The case of the suspicious red icon

Episode 11 Could it be a virus? Why, user, you should be head of IT. Yes, I said behead

BOFH16 Sep 2016 | 86

BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

Episode 10 Even printer salesmen get the blues

BOFH22 Jul 2016 | 139

BOFH: I found a flying Dragonite on a Windows 2003 domain

Episode 9 Just slap on our custom VR headset, Boss

BOFH15 Jul 2016 | 56

BOFH: Follow the paper trail

Episode 8 What are you doing in our stockroom, buddy?

BOFH17 Jun 2016 | 90

DevOps is for all, says DevOps pundit-in-chief. He doesn't have it in for the BOFH, honest

'So much of the narrative is around the unicorns'

Devops09 Jun 2016 | 18

BOFH: What's your point, caller?

Episode 7 Service within 48 hours... with a smile

BOFH03 Jun 2016 | 60

Must listen: We've found the real Bastard Operator From Hell

Ingenious IT boss banishes hapless callers to on-hold Hades with Extension 666

On-Prem29 Apr 2016 | 124

BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral

Episode 6 Just because it's half-dead doesn't mean you shouldn't keep flogging it

BOFH22 Apr 2016 | 101

BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it

Episode 5 Boss puts the ID in IoT

BOFH15 Apr 2016 | 63

BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles

Episode 4 Just as sure as a cattle prod goes BZZZZZT!!!

BOFH08 Apr 2016 | 121

BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon

Episode 3 Quantum security is no joke, y'know

BOFH26 Feb 2016 | 67

BOFH: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery

Episode 2 Onward, Ultrabook solderers! Marching as to war...

BOFH29 Jan 2016 | 43

BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please

Episode 1 The internet’s new motto: Citius, Altius, Fortius

BOFH22 Jan 2016 | 73

BOFH: Taking a spin in a decommissioned racer? On your own grill cam be it

Episode 18 The rise and fall of the Luton-based Lotus Eaters

BOFH04 Dec 2015 | 59

BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?

Episode 17 'I bloody hate time management applications'

BOFH27 Nov 2015 | 82

BOFH: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes?

Episode 16 Psst. I can make your network super secure...

BOFH13 Nov 2015 | 71

BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know

Episode 15 Has no one noted how incredibly dangerous the windows are around here?

BOFH25 Sep 2015 | 83

BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely

Episode 13 The best things in life are free, or at least come when there's no charge

BOFH04 Sep 2015 | 82

BOFH: An architect and his own entirely avoidable downfall

Episode 12 Office remodellings get lost in time. Like... tears. In rain

BOFH28 Aug 2015 | 43

BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one!

Episode 11 Leadership styles ... I like Hugo Boss suits and people waving at me?

BOFH14 Aug 2015 | 65

BOFH: Knitting bobble hats on the steps of the guillotine

Episode 10 While the Boss happily skips up the steps and puts his neck on the block

BOFH07 Aug 2015 | 17

BOFH: My diary is MINE and mine alone, you petty HR gimps

Episode 9 Read carefully before bursting in here like that

BOFH31 Jul 2015 | 54

BOFH: Don't go changing on Friday evenings, I don't wanna work that hard

Episode 8 Please refer to the procedures, I like things just the way they are

BOFH26 Jun 2015 | 75

BOFH: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath

Episode 7 A veteran of the bore wars proves very hard to kill

BOFH05 Jun 2015 | 42

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BOFH: The company survived the disaster recovery test. Just. The Director's car, however...

BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields

BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump

BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet

BOFH: On a sunny day like this one, the concrete dries so much more quickly

BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here

BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH

BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts...

BOFH: Bye desktop, bye desk. Hello tablet and a beanbag on the floor

BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol

Software engineer fired, shut out of office for three weeks by machine

BOFH: Is everybody ready for the meeting? Grab a crayon – let's get technical

BOFH: Got that syncing feeling, hm? I've looked at your computer and the Outlook isn't great

BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'

BOFH: But I did log in to the portal, Dave

BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain?

BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried

BOFH: Honourable misconduct

BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service

BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs

BOFH: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

BOFH: Do I smell burning toes, I mean burning toast?

BOFH: Oh dear. Did someone get lost on the Audit Trail?

BOFH: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss

BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits

BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY

BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on

BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee

BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour

BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back

BOFH: Defenestration, a solution to Solutions To Problems We Don't Have

BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'

BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you

BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me

BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample

BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones

BOFH: The case of the suspicious red icon

BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

BOFH: I found a flying Dragonite on a Windows 2003 domain

BOFH: Follow the paper trail

DevOps is for all, says DevOps pundit-in-chief. He doesn't have it in for the BOFH, honest

BOFH: What's your point, caller?

Must listen: We've found the real Bastard Operator From Hell

BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral

BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it

BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles

BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon

BOFH: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery

BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please

BOFH: Taking a spin in a decommissioned racer? On your own grill cam be it

BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?

BOFH: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes?

BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know

BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely

BOFH: An architect and his own entirely avoidable downfall

BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one!

BOFH: Knitting bobble hats on the steps of the guillotine

BOFH: My diary is MINE and mine alone, you petty HR gimps

BOFH: Don't go changing on Friday evenings, I don't wanna work that hard

BOFH: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath

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