Free Blue Screens of Death for Windows 11 24H2 users
Microsoft rewards those who patch early with bricks hurled through its operating system
OSes16 Apr 2025 | 23
BSoD
Microsoft is redesigning the Windows BSoD to get you back to work ‘as fast as possible’
How about making sure OS crashes less, stops hassling us to use Edge? That would improve productivity, too
OSes01 Apr 2025 | 62
CrowdStrike still doesn't know how much its Falcon flame-out will cost
Thinks customers may have forgiven it after revenue hits a record
Security27 Nov 2024 | 19
Azure VMs ruined by CrowdStrike patchpocalypse? Microsoft has recovery tips
Updated Have you tried turning it off and on again, like, a bunch?
PaaS + IaaS19 Jul 2024 | 65
Second NHS IT system confirmed to be affected by CrowdStrike issues
Cancer treatments are in jeopardy across multiple healthcare facilities
Software19 Jul 2024 | 34
CrowdStrike file update bricks Windows machines around the world
Updated Falcon Sensor putting hosts into deathloop - but there's a workaround
Software19 Jul 2024 | 550
Patch Tuesday update is causing some Windows 10 systems to blue screen
Microsoft issues a workaround for problem while it works on a fix
Patches20 Dec 2022 | 51
PC component scavenging queue jumper pulled into line with a screensaver
Who, Me? Fake BSOD became tool of revenge when a staffer ignored the sensible rules of seniority
Personal Tech26 Sep 2022 | 72
Mind your Ps and queues: Bork makes a visit to the A&E
Bork!Bork!Bork! Thanks Windows! Now this is the kind of hospital data-sharing we like to see...
Bootnotes14 Oct 2021 | 19
A Burger King where the only Whopper is the BSOD font
Bork!Bork!Bork! Come for the bork, stay for the burger
Bootnotes20 Sep 2021 | 16
Black screens in Windows 11? Bork has seen it all before
Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to Madeira, autonomous region of Borkugal
Bootnotes05 Jul 2021 | 40
Another Windows 10 patch that breaks printers ups ante to full-on Blue Screen of Death
Updated Microsoft's rigorous testing at work
OSes11 Mar 2021 | 136
Microsoft spearheads a whole new genre with installation on the side of a Lyon tunnel
Bork!Bork!Bork! Ah oui, mais est-ce de l'art?
OSes24 Feb 2021 | 41
Death Becomes It: Who put the Blue in the Blue Screen of Death?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Just a coincidence or a call-back to borks of Windows past?
OSes02 Feb 2021 | 68
Behold the Bloo Screen of Death: Bathroom borkage stops spray play
Bork!Bork!Bork! Flushed out
Bootnotes18 Sep 2020 | 44
Bork, Beer and Breweries: Three of our favourite things
Bork!Bork!Bork! The pubs may be problematic, but the bork is bountiful at Tennent's
Bootnotes10 Sep 2020 | 17
Ghost of Windows past spotted haunting Yorkshire railway station
Bork!Bork!Bork! WoOoO! Log me iiiin... Press CTRL-ALT-DELEeEeTE
OSes07 Sep 2020 | 20
The future of signage is here, and it wants an update
Bork!Bork!Bork! Careful with that Patch, Eugene
Bootnotes12 Aug 2020 | 27
Did you see that ludicrous display last night? Bork pays a visit to London's Silicon Roundabout
Bork!Bork!Bork! Ramen, katsu curry and a side of finest BSOD
Personal Tech21 Jul 2020 | 14
Windows invokes Sgrîn Las Marwolaeth upon Newport
Bork!Bork!Bork! Apparently Welsh was not invented by Tolkien
OSes19 May 2020 | 21
Travel advice for the week ahead is just: STOP
Bork!Bork!Bork! An empty station, illuminated by the soft, blue hue of Bork
Bootnotes27 Apr 2020 | 17
All roads lead to Bork in Kansas as Windows puts on a show for motorists
Bork!Bork!Bork! Where's the Wichita Lineman when you need him?
OSes20 Mar 2020 | 21
Come to Malmö for St Peter's. Stay for the Bork
Börk!Börk!Börk! Swedish Scandi-BSOD, anyone?
OSes18 Mar 2020 | 22
Death and taxis: Windows has had enough of clinging to a cab rooftop in the London rain
Bork!Bork!Bork! May we present the BSOD on Wheels
OSes28 Feb 2020 | 62
Just the place you'd want to spot a BSOD: While waiting in line for a roller coaster that lifts you up 124ft
Bork!Bork!Bork! This bodes well
Bootnotes25 Feb 2020 | 49
Come to Five Guys, where the software is as fresh as the burgers... or maybe not
Bork!Bork!Bork! French terminal flashes sous-vêtements at Paris patty punters
Bootnotes07 Feb 2020 | 65
Windows takes a tumble in the land of the Big Mac and Bacon Double Cheeseburger
You want fries with that BSOD?
OSes27 Jan 2020 | 91
That's Microsoft price: Now you can enjoy a BSOD from the comfort of your driving seat
Windows struck down at Asda Click & Collect 'Drive Thru'
Software29 Nov 2019 | 58
It's Patch Blues-day: Bad October Windows updates trigger BSODs
Microsoft's latest fixes blamed for crashing WSUS-managed boxes during start-up
OSes12 Oct 2017 | 75
Well, debugger me. Microsoft's BSOD fixer is getting a makeover
Grey screen gets ribbonised
Software29 Aug 2017 | 30
Going shopping for a BSOD? We've found 'em in store at M&S
PLUS: A reader spots a Timex Sinclair 1000 in the wild
Software21 Nov 2016 | 28
Royal Horticultural Society's PC is rooted for all to see
Root? Horticulture? Geddit? Okay, on with the BSODs
Software31 Oct 2016 | 18
BART barfs, racers crash, and other classic BSODs
Your weekly Windows entertainment large and small
Software17 Oct 2016 | 12
BSODs from around the world, from the wrist-job to public art
BSOD WATCH Thanks readers - you never fail to spot Windows with its pants down
Bootnotes10 Oct 2016 | 16
Heathrow airport and stock exchange throw mystery BSODs
BSOD WATCH Bonus: even more Acorn on show
Software26 Sep 2016 | 25
BSODs of the week: From GRUB to nagware
'Free for personal use' might not include a stadium. Just sayin'
Software19 Sep 2016 | 46
'Oi! El Reg! Stop pretending Microsoft has a BSOD monopoly!'
Your wish, dear reader, is our command. Including an Acorn BSOD. Yup, that Acorn
OSes12 Sep 2016 | 94
'I'm sorry, your lift has had a problem and had to shut down'
More BSODs for your schadenfraude
OSes05 Sep 2016 | 71
BSODs at scale: We laugh at your puny five storeys, here's our SIX storey #fail
Windows in a state of undress, all over the world
Software29 Aug 2016 | 45
TrueCrypt + Norton AV = BSOD, wail disgruntled users
Updated Symantec struggling to deliver fix, offers 'mitigation options'
Security20 Feb 2015 | 39
Scratched PC-dispatch patch patched, hatched in batch rematch
Windows security update fixed after triggering blue screens (and screams) of death
Security27 Aug 2014 | 10
Symantec update killed biz PCs in three-way software prang
Encryption, cache and antivirus in head-on crash
Security16 Jul 2012 | 10
Blue Screen of Death gets makeover for Windows 8
Please turn me off then on again :(
OSes16 Sep 2011 | 127
OCZ Vertex bashes users with Blue Screen of Death
Ain't no thing
Channel22 Jun 2011 | 18
Biting the hand that feeds IT
