CrowdStrike still doesn't know how much its Falcon flame-out will cost
Thinks customers may have forgiven it after revenue hits a record
Security27 Nov 2024 | 19
BSoD
Azure VMs ruined by CrowdStrike patchpocalypse? Microsoft has recovery tips
Updated Have you tried turning it off and on again, like, a bunch?
PaaS + IaaS19 Jul 2024 | 65
Second NHS IT system confirmed to be affected by CrowdStrike issues
Cancer treatments are in jeopardy across multiple healthcare facilities
Software19 Jul 2024 | 34
CrowdStrike file update bricks Windows machines around the world
Updated Falcon Sensor putting hosts into deathloop - but there's a workaround
Software19 Jul 2024 | 550
Patch Tuesday update is causing some Windows 10 systems to blue screen
Microsoft issues a workaround for problem while it works on a fix
Patches20 Dec 2022 | 51
PC component scavenging queue jumper pulled into line with a screensaver
Who, Me? Fake BSOD became tool of revenge when a staffer ignored the sensible rules of seniority
Personal Tech26 Sep 2022 | 72
Mind your Ps and queues: Bork makes a visit to the A&E
Bork!Bork!Bork! Thanks Windows! Now this is the kind of hospital data-sharing we like to see...
Bootnotes14 Oct 2021 | 19
A Burger King where the only Whopper is the BSOD font
Bork!Bork!Bork! Come for the bork, stay for the burger
Bootnotes20 Sep 2021 | 16
Black screens in Windows 11? Bork has seen it all before
Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to Madeira, autonomous region of Borkugal
Bootnotes05 Jul 2021 | 40
Another Windows 10 patch that breaks printers ups ante to full-on Blue Screen of Death
Updated Microsoft's rigorous testing at work
OSes11 Mar 2021 | 136
Microsoft spearheads a whole new genre with installation on the side of a Lyon tunnel
Bork!Bork!Bork! Ah oui, mais est-ce de l'art?
OSes24 Feb 2021 | 41
Death Becomes It: Who put the Blue in the Blue Screen of Death?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Just a coincidence or a call-back to borks of Windows past?
OSes02 Feb 2021 | 68
Behold the Bloo Screen of Death: Bathroom borkage stops spray play
Bork!Bork!Bork! Flushed out
Bootnotes18 Sep 2020 | 44
Bork, Beer and Breweries: Three of our favourite things
Bork!Bork!Bork! The pubs may be problematic, but the bork is bountiful at Tennent's
Bootnotes10 Sep 2020 | 17
Ghost of Windows past spotted haunting Yorkshire railway station
Bork!Bork!Bork! WoOoO! Log me iiiin... Press CTRL-ALT-DELEeEeTE
OSes07 Sep 2020 | 20
The future of signage is here, and it wants an update
Bork!Bork!Bork! Careful with that Patch, Eugene
Bootnotes12 Aug 2020 | 27
Did you see that ludicrous display last night? Bork pays a visit to London's Silicon Roundabout
Bork!Bork!Bork! Ramen, katsu curry and a side of finest BSOD
Personal Tech21 Jul 2020 | 14
Windows invokes Sgrîn Las Marwolaeth upon Newport
Bork!Bork!Bork! Apparently Welsh was not invented by Tolkien
OSes19 May 2020 | 21
Travel advice for the week ahead is just: STOP
Bork!Bork!Bork! An empty station, illuminated by the soft, blue hue of Bork
Bootnotes27 Apr 2020 | 17
All roads lead to Bork in Kansas as Windows puts on a show for motorists
Bork!Bork!Bork! Where's the Wichita Lineman when you need him?
OSes20 Mar 2020 | 21
Come to Malmö for St Peter's. Stay for the Bork
Börk!Börk!Börk! Swedish Scandi-BSOD, anyone?
OSes18 Mar 2020 | 22
Death and taxis: Windows has had enough of clinging to a cab rooftop in the London rain
Bork!Bork!Bork! May we present the BSOD on Wheels
OSes28 Feb 2020 | 62
Just the place you'd want to spot a BSOD: While waiting in line for a roller coaster that lifts you up 124ft
Bork!Bork!Bork! This bodes well
Bootnotes25 Feb 2020 | 49
Come to Five Guys, where the software is as fresh as the burgers... or maybe not
Bork!Bork!Bork! French terminal flashes sous-vêtements at Paris patty punters
Bootnotes07 Feb 2020 | 65
Windows takes a tumble in the land of the Big Mac and Bacon Double Cheeseburger
You want fries with that BSOD?
OSes27 Jan 2020 | 91
That's Microsoft price: Now you can enjoy a BSOD from the comfort of your driving seat
Windows struck down at Asda Click & Collect 'Drive Thru'
Software29 Nov 2019 | 58
It's Patch Blues-day: Bad October Windows updates trigger BSODs
Microsoft's latest fixes blamed for crashing WSUS-managed boxes during start-up
OSes12 Oct 2017 | 75
Well, debugger me. Microsoft's BSOD fixer is getting a makeover
Grey screen gets ribbonised
Software29 Aug 2017 | 30
Going shopping for a BSOD? We've found 'em in store at M&S
PLUS: A reader spots a Timex Sinclair 1000 in the wild
Software21 Nov 2016 | 28
Royal Horticultural Society's PC is rooted for all to see
Root? Horticulture? Geddit? Okay, on with the BSODs
Software31 Oct 2016 | 18
BART barfs, racers crash, and other classic BSODs
Your weekly Windows entertainment large and small
Software17 Oct 2016 | 12
BSODs from around the world, from the wrist-job to public art
BSOD WATCH Thanks readers - you never fail to spot Windows with its pants down
Bootnotes10 Oct 2016 | 16
Heathrow airport and stock exchange throw mystery BSODs
BSOD WATCH Bonus: even more Acorn on show
Software26 Sep 2016 | 25
BSODs of the week: From GRUB to nagware
'Free for personal use' might not include a stadium. Just sayin'
Software19 Sep 2016 | 46
'Oi! El Reg! Stop pretending Microsoft has a BSOD monopoly!'
Your wish, dear reader, is our command. Including an Acorn BSOD. Yup, that Acorn
OSes12 Sep 2016 | 94
'I'm sorry, your lift has had a problem and had to shut down'
More BSODs for your schadenfraude
OSes05 Sep 2016 | 71
BSODs at scale: We laugh at your puny five storeys, here's our SIX storey #fail
Windows in a state of undress, all over the world
Software29 Aug 2016 | 45
TrueCrypt + Norton AV = BSOD, wail disgruntled users
Updated Symantec struggling to deliver fix, offers 'mitigation options'
Security20 Feb 2015 | 39
Scratched PC-dispatch patch patched, hatched in batch rematch
Windows security update fixed after triggering blue screens (and screams) of death
Security27 Aug 2014 | 10
Symantec update killed biz PCs in three-way software prang
Encryption, cache and antivirus in head-on crash
Security16 Jul 2012 | 10
Blue Screen of Death gets makeover for Windows 8
Please turn me off then on again :(
OSes16 Sep 2011 | 127
OCZ Vertex bashes users with Blue Screen of Death
Ain't no thing
Channel22 Jun 2011 | 18
Biting the hand that feeds IT
