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Bork!Bork!Bork! Just like the '68 Comeback Special, Bork has returned
Bootnotes24 Jan 2022 | 13
Bork ends where it began. At McDonald's, home of the finest bork product
12BoC Bork bless us, everyone
Bootnotes05 Jan 2022 | 10
France loves open source so much, even its cinema borks have Linux behind the scenes
12BoC The last time Ubuntu went to space ISS astronauts got menaced by CIMON*
Bootnotes04 Jan 2022 | 37
A kitchen splashbork on sale at the Cardiff IKEA
12BoC Keeping things consistent in the Pi department
Bootnotes03 Jan 2022 | 12
The Ghost of Windows Past haunts a street corner in Bermondsey
12BoC Woo... woo... don't forget to back up your files... woo...
Bootnotes02 Jan 2022 | 34
Going round in circles with Windows in Singapore
12BoC A mystery error message bedevils Mass Transit Passengers
Bootnotes01 Jan 2022 | 22
Some errors fill the screen. And some come from the .NET Framework
12BoC Go on. Click Continue. We dare you
Bootnotes31 Dec 2021 | 27
Too busy feasting on meatballs, Windows struggles to update itself in IKEA
12BoC Who is going to install this Daim patch?
Bootnotes30 Dec 2021 | 29
Low on passengers, low on memory: A bad day on the London Underground
12BoC Lucky that new Crossrail thing is late – who knows how Windows will cope?
Bootnotes29 Dec 2021 | 56
Windows takes a breather in London's Spitalfields
12BoC No, not that sort of Rust
Bootnotes28 Dec 2021 | 13
Please pay for parking – CMOS batteries don't buy themselves
12BoC Tesco parking screen reminds customers of the glory days of 2012
Bootnotes27 Dec 2021 | 69
Microsoft Paint + car park touchscreen = You already know where this is going
12BoC I'll just pay the- OH MY GOD
Columnists26 Dec 2021 | 56
Not the kind of note you want to see fluttering from an ATM
12BoC This won't buy me beer
Columnists25 Dec 2021 | 34
Cruel and unusual IT fail upstages Megan Fox. Transformers: Windows in disguise
Bork!Bork!Bork! Check your outputs, kids
Bootnotes15 Nov 2021 | 21
Heart FM's borkfast show – a fine way to start your day
Jamie and Amanda have a new co-presenter to contend with
Bootnotes18 Oct 2021 | 25
Windows terminates here. Please remember to finish setting it up on arrival
Bork!Bork!Bork! Washington Metro admin has taken an early lunch
Bootnotes15 Oct 2021 | 25
Mind your Ps and queues: Bork makes a visit to the A&E
Bork!Bork!Bork! Thanks Windows! Now this is the kind of hospital data-sharing we like to see...
Bootnotes14 Oct 2021 | 19
Meatballs, Abba, and bork: 3 things Sweden is famous for
Bork!Bork!Bork! It's what The Chef would want
Bootnotes12 Oct 2021 | 16
Happy birthday, Microsoft Money: Here's a cashpoint calamity for Windows and .NET
Bork!Bork!Bork! Weird all Jorvik
Applications08 Oct 2021 | 17
A most uncivil display in New York's Civil Court
Bork!Bork!Bork! I fought the bork and the bork won
OSes06 Oct 2021 | 8
Confusion at Gare de Rennes as Windows shuffles off for a Gauloise
Bork!Bork!Bork! Je suis un bork star
Bootnotes04 Oct 2021 | 20
Years of development, millions of lines of code, and Android can't even run a toilet
Bork!Bork!Bork! I'll show you 'highly targeted'
Bootnotes29 Sep 2021 | 70
Parking is expensive. It can cost an arm, a leg, and a Windows licence
Bork!Bork!Bork! Activate Windows and put up a parking lot
Bootnotes24 Sep 2021 | 11
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nah, it's just Windows suffering from a bit of vertigo
Bork!Bork!Bork! Up above the streets and houses, XP's flying high
Bootnotes23 Sep 2021 | 11
A Burger King where the only Whopper is the BSOD font
Bork!Bork!Bork! Come for the bork, stay for the burger
Bootnotes20 Sep 2021 | 16
Sometimes we all feel a bit like Shutting Down. So just imagine how tired Windows 7 is
Bork!Bork!Bork! So many stuck trains, so many cancellations. Giant blue screen of Nope, we salute you.
Bootnotes17 Sep 2021 | 10
Running on empty, out of battery, power draining... three things the UK government definitely isn't. Oh no
Bork!Bork!Bork! Video connected – check. Plugged into the mains? Er...
Bootnotes14 Sep 2021 | 15
Music festivals are back in the UK. So is the background bork
Bork!Bork!Bork! Stage fright? Or the knowledge that Windows is lurking behind you
Bootnotes10 Sep 2021 | 25
With a Lidl bit of luck, this Windows installation will make it through the night
Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft's finest just needs a nudge
Bootnotes08 Sep 2021 | 13
Spraying a boot error up the bathroom wall
Bork!Bork!Bork! Taking the Pis in Paris
Bootnotes06 Sep 2021 | 16
Lost in IKEA? So, it seems, is Windows
Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft would like to know your location. Bedroom furniture or homewares?
Applications25 Aug 2021 | 36
Borking on the corner, watching the world go by
Bork!Bork!Bork! A Baltic bork in the Republic of Lithuania
Personal Tech24 Aug 2021 | 3
A Whopper of a bork for seekers of pre-flight nosh
Bork!Bork!Bork! BSODs should be scary, not soothing
Bootnotes17 Aug 2021 | 28
Please do not touch the exhibits – or this tabletop Windows Boot Manager
Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft's OS once again where it shouldn't be
Bootnotes16 Aug 2021 | 8
Elevating bork to a new level (if the touchscreen worked)
Bork!Bork!Bork! Who needs pesky buttons when the Internet of Bork is here?
Bootnotes12 Aug 2021 | 62
Come fly with me. But first we need to find a boot device
Bork!Bork!Bork! An unexpected bork in the boarding area
Columnists11 Aug 2021 | 18
Never Knowingly Underborked: Double trouble at Southampton's John Lewis
Bork!Bork!Bork! Unless that's an ad for American Megatrends?
Bootnotes10 Aug 2021 | 11
Steam-powered computers: Retro cool or old and busted?
Bork!Bork!Bork! The silicon is weak, but the iron is strong
Bootnotes27 Jul 2021 | 29
Paid antivirus? On ads? Think of all the beer you could buy without that subscription
Bork!Bork!Bork! These are a few of our favourite things
Bootnotes19 Jul 2021 | 13
Who needs 'Bliss' in Teams when you can have the real thing on a Bristol bus?
Bork!Bork!Bork! If it ever escapes the boot loop, that is
Bootnotes13 Jul 2021 | 15
2021: A Bork Odyssey. Is it remake of Disney's The Black Hole or explorer.exe being shown the door?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to Cineworld in the leafy UK town of Harlow Essex
Bootnotes09 Jul 2021 | 17
NASA readies commands to switch on Hubble's back-up hardware
Observatory might be able to spot distant stars, but it can't hear a bunch of engineers holding their breath
Science07 Jul 2021 | 18
The black screen of BIOS borkage haunts Space Shuttle Discovery's new home
Bork!Bork!Bork! They can put a man on the Moon, but can't change the battery in this Dell?
Bootnotes07 Jul 2021 | 23
Black screens in Windows 11? Bork has seen it all before
Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to Madeira, autonomous region of Borkugal
Bootnotes05 Jul 2021 | 40
We hope this hotel has a nice spa because Windows sure looks like it needs some R&R
Bork!Bork!Bork! If you'd like to restart and try ag-
OSes29 Jun 2021 | 10
London Greenwich station: A reminder of former glories. Like Windows XP
Bork!Bork!Bork! Borkage haunts one of the oldest station buildings in the world
Bootnotes28 Jun 2021 | 43
Emergency mode? Bah! It takes a Microsoft product to really break a digital sign
Bork!Bork!Bork! Memory is not the only thing leaking from Windows
Bootnotes21 Jun 2021 | 13
If HAL did digital signage. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that...
Bork!Bork!Bork! My God! It's full of Bork!
Columnists14 Jun 2021 | 17
If a kiosk borks when nobody is using it, can it be said to have borked at all?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Fond memories of the before times and Windows Aero at a shuttered McDonald's order point
Bootnotes01 Jun 2021 | 6
Nobody expects the borkish bank-wisition: When I said I wanted some notes from the ATM, I never thought I'd see...
Bork!Bork!Bork! ...the vast emptiness of Notepad
Columnists28 May 2021 | 16
Nature is healing: Shhh. It's a lesser spotted Pi Bork nesting behind the bushes at IKEA
Bork!Bork!Bork! Hålp, I äm stuck in emergency möde
Columnists25 May 2021 | 25
Microsoft: Purveyors of the finest BORK since the 1990s
Bork!Bork!Bork! That's the BackOffice Resource Kit. What did you think we meant?
Software24 May 2021 | 15
Déjà bork: BSOD fairy pays key-cutting kiosk another visit
Bork!Bork!Bork! Lessons have been learned – now there's a bucket for Windows to be poorly into
Bootnotes18 May 2021 | 22
For the marketeer that has everything – except a CPU fan
Bork!Bork!Bork! You know it's time for an upgrade when your PC gets spanked by a sign
Bootnotes14 May 2021 | 37
Another platform on which Java will not run – platform 1 of Newcastle's Central Station
Bork!Bork!Bork! What is Geordie for bork?
Bootnotes11 May 2021 | 23
Stale and past its best. Are you talking about Windows or the pizza you're waiting for?
Bork!Bork!Bork! A reminder of golden Start Menu days
Bootnotes07 May 2021 | 29
Börk returns to its spiritual home of Sweden as duff disks take down Stockholm signage
Bork!Bork!Bork! Think we already made a Stockholm syndrome joke the other day so...
Bootnotes30 Apr 2021 | 9
Helsinki Syndrome: Ubuntu utterly fails to boot on metro
Bork!Bork!Bork! Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to bork
Bootnotes28 Apr 2021 | 46
Half-metre pizza or an upgrade from Windows 7? We know what we'd choose
Bork!Bork!Bork! Cheese, pepperoni, and a generous topping of bork
Bootnotes27 Apr 2021 | 10
We've finally hit Peak Bork: Microsoft man reveals home-grown welcome back BSOD at Redmond HQ
Updated Bork!Bork!Bork! A treat for returning workers as meeting cancelled due to roomful of bork
Bootnotes23 Apr 2021 | 26