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Bork!Bork!Bork! One billboard outside Blairsville, Georgia
Bootnotes22 Apr 2021 | 19
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Nestled between donuts and gingerbread creations lurks the Windows 7 EOS fairy
Bork!Bork!Bork! Windows whinging? Take your mind off it with a sausage roll
OSes07 Apr 2021 | 11
I've got the power! Or have I? Uninterruptible Phone-disposal Stuffup
Bork!Bork!Bork! Remembering airports of the past and borked kiosks of today
Bootnotes01 Apr 2021 | 34
Use Windows and POS in the same sentence... Yes, that's right: Point of Sale. What were you thinking?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft's finest takes a break in the US retail space
Applications30 Mar 2021 | 19
Burgers, birds, and Blue Screens of Death: Remember the joys of commuting?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Bork terminates at London Victoria
Bootnotes16 Mar 2021 | 14
Delayed, overbudget and broken. Of course Microsoft's finest would be found in NASA's Orion
BORK!BORK!BORK! In Space No One Can Hear You Scream (as Windows crashes again)
Bootnotes08 Mar 2021 | 44
The Great Borkish Breakfast: I'll have a cup of tea, a sausage roll and a side of bork, please
Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft's OS might be time-expired, but the pastry is, well, far too edible
OSes02 Mar 2021 | 28
Microsoft spearheads a whole new genre with installation on the side of a Lyon tunnel
Bork!Bork!Bork! Ah oui, mais est-ce de l'art?
OSes24 Feb 2021 | 41
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just a very unhappy Windows installation
Bork!Bork!Bork! The last attempt to resume your country failed. Would you like to try again?
Bootnotes23 Feb 2021 | 12
The next departure leaves in... have you thought about a Microsoft 365 subscription?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Waiting for a bus while welcoming Windows
Bootnotes10 Feb 2021 | 21
A Microsoft bork at the heart of The Oracle? Whatever next?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Going shopping? Hope your pockets are deep enough
Bootnotes09 Feb 2021 | 14
Borkem ipsum: Supermarket gifts Thailand a tech fail that will echo down the millennia – and probably choke a turtle
Bork!Bork!Bork! Today's bork is brought to you by the keys ctrl, c and v
Bootnotes05 Feb 2021 | 32
Very little helps: Tesco serves up 3-for-1 borkage special to self-scanning Tesco shoppers
Bork!Bork!Bork! Windows puts on a surprise show at UK retailer
Bootnotes29 Jan 2021 | 36
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur: Expect an ad, get a bork
Bork!Bork!Bork! Bork bork acka-lacka bork bork
Bootnotes28 Jan 2021 | 22
Freezing in Newcastle? You're not alone: For one lonesome creature, the world stopped on 31 Dec 2020
Bork!Bork!Bork! The Natwest ATM of woe says no, bleats a plaintive: Børk!
Bootnotes25 Jan 2021 | 15
Waterloo! Windows defeated, your sign is screwed. Waterloo! Promise to bork you forevermore
Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft's finest suffers decisive defeat
Bootnotes12 Jan 2021 | 25
Canadian Windows demands a jolly good bit of validating
Bork!Bork!Bork! Somewhere there is always an IT pro who warned this might happen
OSes06 Jan 2021 | 16
Beware the ghost of operating systems past: In which our hero is visited by an old friend
12BoC A reminder that XP was both frugal and prone to falling over
OSes05 Jan 2021 | 16
It's just a pair of arrows. What could be more innocent than that?
12BoC Crossing the LogoWatch and Borkage streams: A Bork averted
On-Prem04 Jan 2021 | 18
Confessions at a Christmas do: 'That time I took down an entire neighbourhood'
12BoC For whom the return key tolls
Networks03 Jan 2021 | 38
Pick an end, any end: Lost that critical Christmas cable? We know how you feel
12BoC 'You are fettered,' said Scrooge, trembling. 'Tell me why?'
Bootnotes02 Jan 2021 | 7
Sun, sea and sad signage: And lo, they saw a shining light in the sky... oh, it's a BIOS error
12BoC Santas sled of bork comes to Lanzarote
Bootnotes01 Jan 2021 | 11
All I want for Christmas is cash: Welsh ATMs are unbeatable. Or unbootable. Something like that
12BOC Carpark sorrow as Windows failed to cough booty
OSes31 Dec 2020 | 33
No amount of Glasgow handshaking will revive this borked kiosk
12BoC To pay for parking you must first sign in to Windows 10
Bootnotes29 Dec 2020 | 41
What's that lurking behind the borked face of finance? Windows, of course
Bork!Bork!Bork! Rule number one of sausage club: never ask what goes into the sausage
OSes22 Dec 2020 | 21
Next day delivery a bit of a pain? We have just the thing... nestled deep in the terms and conditions
Bork!Bork!Bork! For those teeny, tiny, migraine-inducing nuts and bolts
Bootnotes08 Dec 2020 | 24
Windows on Wheels is back, though the truck has come to a standstill, much like the OS
Bork!Bork!Bork! Not sure what it's supposed be saying but it probably isn't 0x00000050
Bootnotes07 Dec 2020 | 18
Wireless screen in estate agent window just begging for someone to fill it with mischief
Bork!Bork!Bork! At last, a chance for a random phone-toting passer-by to show their quality
Bootnotes04 Dec 2020 | 21
Bristol's bus stops can run Chrome and Internet Explorer, but no, Windows and public transport do not mix well
Bork!Bork!Bork! Bus stop / Bus goes / What's crashed? / Windows
Bootnotes02 Dec 2020 | 20
Behold the drive-thru of the California Highway Patrol: Fry me a river, has 'CHIPS' stopped working again?
Bork!Bork!Bork! You didn't want fries with that, did you?
Bootnotes30 Nov 2020 | 31
Mall of duty: Black Ops. No, you're not a customer, you're just an ad audience metric
Bork!Bork!Bork! Quis custodiet ipsos bork-es?
Bootnotes25 Nov 2020 | 17
Software running on demo licence? At least one patty pusher is Lovin' It
Bork!Bork!Bork! The last time we saw one of these was in February. Things haven't gone well since then
Bootnotes20 Nov 2020 | 12
Windows 10 installation shows shopping centre its sad face – the natural response to finding out you're in Peterborough
Bork!Bork!Bork! Watch as we effortlessly segue from BSODs to hovertrains
Bootnotes17 Nov 2020 | 21
Need a hobby for lockdown? Perhaps check out the CMOS battery
Bork!Bork!Bork! There are no tags today, but there will always be bork
Bootnotes12 Nov 2020 | 11
Windows 10 quite literally projects its deepest, darkest fears on to New Zealand
Bork!Bork!Bork! It may have escaped the worse of coronavirus, but no one is immune to bork
Bootnotes09 Nov 2020 | 9
Super-antique-fragile-and-it's-XP-alidocious, even though the sight of it is something quite atrocious
Bork!Bork!Bork! A most uneXPected visitor: Windows cling-on spotted by Reg reader Discovery crew member
OSes05 Nov 2020 | 48
Remember 2013? This coffee machine does: If I could turn back time – I'd reboot this PC
Bork!Bork!Bork! I'd take back that bork that hurt you, or drink tea....
Bootnotes30 Oct 2020 | 30
SNAFU: Clairvoyant train brings warning of what was coming down the line for 2020
Bork!Bork!Bork! Situation: The New Normal?
Bootnotes27 Oct 2020 | 24
IKEA Croydon (FYI: that's a place in outer London, not a type of DIY cabinet) likes things in pairs, from chimneys to bork
Bork!Bork!Bork! The site may be getting on a bit, but the Windows fail is bang up to date
Bootnotes26 Oct 2020 | 25
Fancy a steaming portion of Kentucky Fried Bork? A fingerlickin' flub that's pure poultry in motion
Bork!Bork!Bork! Greasy goodness plays havoc with a PC's disk
Bootnotes23 Oct 2020 | 24
Got an irritating itch you just can't scratch? That'll be Windows wanting an update
Bork!Bork!Bork! No, we're a chemist. We don't sell that sort of patch.
OSes21 Oct 2020 | 13
Rambo: First Bork. Turns out John Rambo is no match for a bad CMOS checksum
Bork!Bork!Bork! To survive a war, you gotta become war. Yes, that's a real quote from the movie. Quality
Bootnotes19 Oct 2020 | 29
When you gaze long enough into the bork, the bork will gaze back into you
Bork!Bork!Bork! Bork, bork, bork on the Autobahn
Bootnotes16 Oct 2020 | 21
Remember the days when signs were signs and operating systems didn't need constant patching?
Bork!Bork!Bork! The signage may be borked, but the Swedish meatballs are steaming
OSes12 Oct 2020 | 35
Typical. Museum of London Docklands display would be ready to set sail were it not for no-show cast member
Bork!Bork!Bork! A fascinating exhibition of historic artefacts – and that's just the obsolete software
Bootnotes08 Oct 2020 | 8
It really is your last chance to see anything at Cineworld for quite some time, and this big-screen bork speaks volumes
Bork!Bork!Bork! Honey, I Misconfigured the Firewall
Bootnotes07 Oct 2020 | 34
What is it about McDonald's, cultural black holes, and not being able to make tech work?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Get your kicks on, er, the A12
Bootnotes05 Oct 2020 | 31
Key-cutting machine borked sideways after visit from the BSOD fairy locks things down
Bork!Bork!Bork! Under 3 minutes? Not today
Bootnotes01 Oct 2020 | 44
G'day mate, I'll take two tinnies, a packet of Tim Tams, some Vegemite, and a bork
Bork!Bork!Bork! Do you come from a bork down under?
Bootnotes29 Sep 2020 | 22
Onwards! To the airport and adventure! And this rather lachrymose Linux screen
Bork!Bork!Bork! No flight info, no adverts, just blackness...
OSes23 Sep 2020 | 39
Behold the Bloo Screen of Death: Bathroom borkage stops spray play
Bork!Bork!Bork! Flushed out
Bootnotes18 Sep 2020 | 44
Relics of the past to be found in Oxford: A medieval friary, a Saxon wall, and... Windows 7
Bork!Bork!Bork! Shopping paradise forgot to pay for more support
Bootnotes17 Sep 2020 | 17
Tesco self-service separates innocent Reg reader from beer after collapsing into heap of Windows dialog boxes
Bork!Bork!Bork! Is that... XP? Can't be – venerable OS expired last year
OSes15 Sep 2020 | 25
How about a lovely processor thermal trip? Hot day in Italy brings out the banking bork
Bork!Bork!Bork! The only lockdown excursion we'll be taking - courtesy of some heated hardware
Bootnotes11 Sep 2020 | 5
Bork, Beer and Breweries: Three of our favourite things
Bork!Bork!Bork! The pubs may be problematic, but the bork is bountiful at Tennent's
Bootnotes10 Sep 2020 | 17
Upside down, you turn me, you're giving bork instinctively: Firefox flips as a train connection is missed
Bork!Bork!Bork! Respectfully, I say to thee... I'm aware that you're borking
Bootnotes08 Sep 2020 | 31
Ghost of Windows past spotted haunting Yorkshire railway station
Bork!Bork!Bork! WoOoO! Log me iiiin... Press CTRL-ALT-DELEeEeTE
OSes07 Sep 2020 | 20
Borking all over the world: At home or abroad, you're never more than 6ft from a BSOD
Bork!Bork!Bork! The next train is headed to... oh dear
Bootnotes02 Sep 2020 | 20
When Irish screens are borking: Ticketing trip-up for Dublin-based Windows 10 IoT terminal, but at least it's not XP
Bork!Bork!Bork! Felled by an upside-down student card, apparently
Bootnotes01 Sep 2020 | 17
Aw, Snap! But you should see the other guy – they're in dire need of a good file system consistency check
Bork!Bork!Bork! Behold the stability and efficiency of a switch to Linux
OSes20 Aug 2020 | 26
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