Bork

See you after the commercial breakdown: Cert expiry error message more entertaining than the usual advert tripe

Bork!Bork!Bork! A big, red triangle on your screen? A security issue, not a foreign film alert

Bootnotes17 Jul 2020 | 58

All in all it's just another bork on the wall: For pity's sake, begs signage, climb onto the pub's roof and boot me up

Bork!Bork!Bork! (No don't. Don't do that. - Ed) Technology might be transient, but paint on bricks is forever

Bootnotes13 Jul 2020 | 11

Hungry? Please enjoy this delicious NaN, courtesy of British Gas and Sainsbury's

Bork!Bork!Bork! Served up with a steaming side of buttered Bork

Bootnotes09 Jul 2020 | 40

Boolean bafflement at British Airways' Executive Club: Sneaky little Avioses - Wicked, Tricksy, False!

Bork!Bork!Bork! Curse us and crush us, my precious is lost

Bootnotes08 Jul 2020 | 23

If there's a lesson to be learned in these torrid times, it's that civilisation is fleeting – but Windows XP is eternal

Bork!Bork!Bork! Airport antics for a Microsoft OS well past its prime

Bootnotes06 Jul 2020 | 36

Well bork me sideways: A railway ticket machine lies down for a little Windoze

Bork!Bork!Bork! Southampton Central: 'Old fashioned', 'tired', and now... borked

Bootnotes02 Jul 2020 | 42

Now that's a train delay Upminster with which London travellers shall not put

Bork!Bork!Bork! Who are we kidding? TfL's prisoners will just resign selves to 20 hour wait

Bootnotes29 Jun 2020 | 24

An unfortunate bit of product placement for Microsoft as Liverpool celebrates winning some silverware

Bork!Bork!Bork! Never mind the ball-based shenanigans – how about some love for Windows Activation?

Bootnotes26 Jun 2020 | 36

Windows fails to reach the Finnish line as Helsinki signage pleads for help

Bork!Bork!Bork! Please update me, let me load...

Bootnotes23 Jun 2020 | 41

What does London's number 65 bus have to hide? OS caught on camera setting fire to '22,000 illegal file(s)!!'

Bork!Bork!Bork! And look, confirmed hacker sitting up front

Bootnotes19 Jun 2020 | 63

Hayfever in Haymarket, or has Windows sneezed out a BSOD?

Bork!Bork!Bork! The spectre of bork returns to Newcastle

Bootnotes18 Jun 2020 | 14

The bork on the sign goes round and round, round and round, round and round

Bork!Bork!Bork! Try to wrap your head around this fault

Bootnotes17 Jun 2020 | 14

From unmovable boot screens to dead certs, neither are what you want to see in a hospital

Bork!Bork!Bork! A double dose of medical fails, plus Worthing citizen washes up on island of Borkum

Bootnotes15 Jun 2020 | 15

Yet another beefy BSOD spotted lurking within the walls of US patty pusher

Bork!Bork!Bork! Remember when an error message at McDonald's was all we had to worry about?

Bootnotes08 Jun 2020 | 25

Travel-sick Windows needing a Systemwiederherstellung would be in Germany, right? Austria? Not necessarily

Bork!Bork!Bork! Mein OS tut weh

OSes05 Jun 2020 | 35

The Edinburgh Fringe festival isn't happening this year, but that won't stop a digital sign doing its own comedy routine

Bork!Bork!Bork! Cowgate calamity befalls Windows-powered signage

Bootnotes03 Jun 2020 | 12

Building society caught in middle of high street sharing a little too much on TeamViewer

Bork!Bork!Bork! You say fintech, they say findom, let's call the whole thing BOFH

Bootnotes01 Jun 2020 | 21

Great success! Finance app was able to inform user that their action was unsuccessful

Bork!Bork!Bork! Not just a bunch of complete bankers

Bootnotes28 May 2020 | 13

While waiting for the Linux train, Bork pays a visit to Geordieland with Windows 10

Bork!Bork!Bork! Behold, the three error dialogs of the borkpocalypse

OSes27 May 2020 | 28

Chicago: Why I just grin like a dork... It's my kind of Bork

Bork!Bork!Bork! Even the bus shelters of the windy city cannot escape the borkage

Bootnotes22 May 2020 | 46

Windows invokes Sgrîn Las Marwolaeth upon Newport

Bork!Bork!Bork! Apparently Welsh was not invented by Tolkien

OSes19 May 2020 | 21

We're going underground, and this time it's not an inebriated banker crapping themselves, but Transport for London

Bork!Bork!Bork! Is that Jam on your XML? Or is it... oh no...

Bootnotes15 May 2020 | 16

It is unclear why something designed to pump fuel into a car needs an ad-spewing computer strapped to it, but here we are

Bork!Bork!Bork! I'll take two gallons of petrol, some wilted apology-flowers and a double dose of bork, please

Bootnotes11 May 2020 | 113

Sometimes one can go a little too far in search of isolation

Bork!Bork!Bork! Trapped between two screens. Forever borked

Bootnotes29 Apr 2020 | 21

Travel advice for the week ahead is just: STOP

Bork!Bork!Bork! An empty station, illuminated by the soft, blue hue of Bork

Bootnotes27 Apr 2020 | 17

'Non-commercial use only'? Oopsie. You can't get much more commercial than a huge digital billboard over Piccadilly

Bork!Bork!Bork! 2012: The London Olympics, Baumgartner jumping from a balloon, and TeamViewer revealing someone wasn't using the right licence

Bootnotes24 Apr 2020 | 53

There are always two sides to every story – except this one, which is just a big billboard borked in all directions

Bork!Bork!Bork! The apocalypse may have started, but we'll always have artisanal bread... and BSODs

Bootnotes21 Apr 2020 | 22

Feeling hot, hot, hot... in British Columbia? In December?

Bork!Bork!Bork! Overheating HP hardware disrupts festive ad flinging

Bootnotes15 Apr 2020 | 8

You in for a curl up and dye? Yeah, looks like the same for this screen in a hairdressers

Bork!Bork!Bork! A cunning cut won't save this bit of borkery

Bootnotes09 Apr 2020 | 18

Virtually – no – actually borked: We'd slap ailing ATM's 'OK' button but it's probably against government guidance

Bork!Bork!Bork! Remember when we went outside and used cash machines? Haha, good times

OSes06 Apr 2020 | 9

All roads lead to Bork in Kansas as Windows puts on a show for motorists

Bork!Bork!Bork! Where's the Wichita Lineman when you need him?

OSes20 Mar 2020 | 21

Come to Malmö for St Peter's. Stay for the Bork

Börk!Börk!Börk! Swedish Scandi-BSOD, anyone?

OSes18 Mar 2020 | 22

Borklays soz for the ailing ATMs but won't say if fix involved a Microsoft invoice

Bork!Bork!Bork! Yes, here's another one

OSes13 Mar 2020 | 34

Come to Five Guys, where the software is as fresh as the burgers... or maybe not

Bork!Bork!Bork! French terminal flashes sous-vêtements at Paris patty punters

Bootnotes07 Feb 2020 | 65