Bootnotes
Fail: Exam paper marked by Elon Musk up for auction
Sweary test on sale as Tesla CEO forgets where he parked his car
06 Dec 2021 19:03 | 12
Elon Musk
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Bootnotes
Desktop bust and custom iPhone 13 Pro made from melted-down Tesla car for the Elon Musk dork in your life
Just $8,300!
25 Nov 2021 14:34 | 60
Legal
Amazon says Elon Musk's wicked, wicked ways mean SpaceX's Starlink 2.0 should not be allowed to fly
Yes, that Amazon. The one that's been fined for breaches of privacy and labor laws and accused of price-fixing, making life hell for unions …
09 Sep 2021 07:58 | 66
Offbeat
New Yorkers react to strikingly indifferent statue of Elon Musk with cheerful hostility
Well-travelled billionaire's likeness very likely to follow recent examples of other questionable public art
30 Jun 2021 13:16 | 26
Offbeat
It is with a heavy heart that we must tell you America's richest continue to pay not quite as much tax as you do
Have you tried simply being more powerful and wealthy?
09 Jun 2021 21:38 | 48
Security
Remember Anonymous? It/they might be back, and it/they are angry with Elon Musk
Has the hacktivist group had enough of Musk's manipulative crypto-Tweets, or has someone just donned the mask to protest their crashed Bitcoin balance?
07 Jun 2021 13:45 | 59
Offbeat
You were supposed to be watching him. Letters from SEC claim Tesla breached deal to police Elon Musk's tweets
2020 missives from American securities regulator to car firm revealed
02 Jun 2021 15:12 | 17
Bootnotes
Technoking of comedy? Elon Musk to host Saturday Night Live
Yes that was a Betteridge headline (badoom, tish)
26 Apr 2021 11:31 | 35
Personal Tech
Bitcoin surges, exchanges flooded after Tesla says it bought $1.5bn in BTC, hopes to accept it as payment soon
Musk continues public love affair with cryptocurrencies
08 Feb 2021 21:58 | 29
Science
Elon Musk says he tried to sell Tesla to Apple, which didn’t bite and wouldn't even meet
SpaceX man rubbishes rumoured tech in future Apple car
23 Dec 2020 09:02 | 106
Videos
SpaceX Starship blows up on landing, Elon Musk says it's the data that matters and that landed just fine
Test flight took candidate Mars trip rocket to new heights
10 Dec 2020 05:57 | 109
Bootnotes
Considering the colonisation of Mars? Werner Herzog would like a word
Famed director dispenses a reality check for wannabe Martians
25 Nov 2020 10:02 | 142
Bootnotes
Elon Musk's ancient April Fools' gag about 'Tesla Tequila' made real in lightning-shaped bottle
At $250 for 750ml, the joke’s on buyers who bought the whole batch in hours
06 Nov 2020 07:36 | 49
Security
Tesla wins defamation counterclaim against Gigafactory whistleblower
Tripp's off the hook for Tesla's supposed $167.37m market cap damages, though
21 Sep 2020 11:00 | 7
Bootnotes
As we stand on the precipice of science fiction into science fact, people say: Hell yeah, I want to augment my eyesight!
They're called glasses, look it up
18 Sep 2020 08:30 | 121
In brief
Rocket Lab deploys Photon, er, in-house built satellite on Flight 14
Also: More Starlink and hopping fun for SpaceX and Northrop Grumman lights the blue touchpaper for SLS
07 Sep 2020 18:33 | 15
Video
You Musk be joking: A mind-reading Neuralink chip in a pig's brain? Downloadable memories? Telepathy? Watch and judge for yourself
'The future's going to be weird' says startup's founder Elon
29 Aug 2020 00:52 | 119
On-Prem
Amazon declined to sell a book so Elon Musk called for it to be broken up
That escalated quickly
05 Jun 2020 08:42 | 113
Science
SpaceX Crew Dragon docks at International Space Station
Even the aircon worked in the Muskmobile
01 Jun 2020 07:42 | 43
Video
Watch SpaceX's Starship SN4 prototype accidentally self-destruct in a rocket test burn
There's a starship waiting for the sky, he'd like to come meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds
30 May 2020 00:44 | 33
Science
SpaceX Falcon 9 and Dragon cleared to hoist real live American astronauts into space
Rocket taxi to fly on Wednesday in first all-American launch since 2011
25 May 2020 05:41 | 41
Bootnotes
Tom Cruise to increase in stature thanks to ISS jaunt? Now that's a mission impossible
Buddying up with wing man Elon
06 May 2020 11:15 | 29
Bootnotes
Baby Diesel? Little d'Artagnan? There is another child of Musk in the world
Play The Register's naming game for the kid who will definitely be getting an electric go-kart
05 May 2020 13:15 | 55
Comment
Europe calls for single app to track coronavirus. Meanwhile America pretends it isn’t trying to build one at all
Plus, what’s big tech doing to help? Not much it seems, Bill Gates excepted
09 Apr 2020 10:56 | 79
Science
SpaceX beats an engine failure to loft another 60 Starlink satellites
Falcon 9? Falcon 8 more like, as booster takes an unplanned bath
18 Mar 2020 16:45 | 38
Science
The show Musk go on: Elon asks Uncle Sam to let him fly his Starship over Texas, scores fat NASA contract
Grimey man unveils a pair of deals
05 Feb 2020 06:10 | 21
Bootnotes
Elon Musk shows world that he is truly awful at something
Rockets, self-aggrandisement: Good. Cars: OK. Music: Make it stop
31 Jan 2020 14:59 | 54
Software
Whoa, whoa... Tesla slams brakes on allegations of 'unintended acceleration' bug: 'Completely false and was brought by a short-seller'
Grimes' boyfriend's biz says it's under financial attack
20 Jan 2020 23:04 | 64
Science
Tesla has a smashing weekend: Model 3 on Autopilot whacks cop cars, Elon's Cybertruck demolishes part of LA
Dude was distracted by his dog when flash motor pranged police, officers say
10 Dec 2019 00:11 | 144
Personal Tech
Elon Musk gets thumbs up from jury for use of 'pedo guy' in cave diver defamation lawsuit
CEO's tweeted taunt totally fine, twelve jurors decide
07 Dec 2019 00:15 | 234
Lectures
Register Lecture: Is space law 'hurting' commercial exploration?
Staying safe in Musk's brave new world
17 Oct 2019 08:50 | 34
Analysis
Elon Musk's new idea is to hook your noggin up to an AI – but is he just insane about the brain?
We ask top boffins if the plan is good enough for skull drilling
18 Jul 2019 09:30 | 126
Science
Tesla’s Autopilot losing track of devs crashing out of 'leccy car maker
Chunk of software engineering department walks after Musk's timing commitment – reports
10 Jul 2019 12:22 | 182
Science
Got an 'old' Tesla? Musk promises 'self-driving' upgrade chip ship by end of 2019
If it worked, it'd expose wealthy showoffs binning outdated electro motors for newer ones
08 Jul 2019 15:10 | 84
Updated
Third time's a charm? SpaceX hopes to launch 60 Starlink broadband sats into orbit tonight
At 13,620 kilograms, it's the heaviest payload yet for the Elon Musk-run biz
24 May 2019 01:30 | 20
Science
Tesla big cheese Elon Musk warns staffers to tighten their belts in bid to cut expenses (again)
Plus: Battery software updated following vehicle fires
17 May 2019 10:40 | 102
Science
Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin unveils 'Blue Moon' lander, making it way too easy for manchild Elon Musk to take the piss
More like Blue BALLS amirite? lolol I'm 11
10 May 2019 12:41 | 59
Lectures
Register Lecture: Space Invaders and spamming the Final Frontier
Smart strategies for ambitious humans
03 Apr 2019 08:20 | 2
On-Prem
Musk is in contempt of court, screams SEC after Tesla boss brags about car production rates
Regulator says 'inaccurate' claims go against 2018 settlement
26 Feb 2019 12:50 | 29
Vid + Pic
Starship bloopers: In touching tribute to Tesla shares, Musk proto-craft tumbles – as Bezos' Blue Origin rocket lifts off
Jeff 1 - 0 Elon
24 Jan 2019 02:43 | 57
Roundup
Musk's popstar girlfriend Grimes croons about next-gen AI, plus more machine-learning news
Oxford uni gets a wad of cash to study AI and law, Qualcomm invests in startups, etc
01 Dec 2018 14:01 | 24
Roundup
Infosec's Thanksgiving turkey triumvirate: Tesla, Tumblr, Trump (as in Ivanka)... and tons more
It's like a turducken of screw-ups
21 Nov 2018 02:07 | 22
Science
Big Falcon Namechange for Musk's rocket: BFR becomes Starship
♪We built this rocket on debt and bull*♪
20 Nov 2018 14:37 | 109
Updated
Holy smokes! US watchdog sues Elon Musk after he makes hash of $420 Tesla tweet
What goes up, Musk come down, says SEC: Now CEO may have to pay high price
27 Sep 2018 23:05 | 107
Video
Revealed: The billionaire baron who’ll ride Elon’s thrusting erection to the Moon and back
Please click on this story so at least you'll learn the identity from us and not one of the 1,000 other sites out there
18 Sep 2018 02:25 | 77
Security
Bug bounty alert: Musk lets pro hackers torpedo Tesla firmware risk free
Carmaker won't void warranties, fling sueballs at folks seeking security vulnerability rewards
06 Sep 2018 23:17 | 21
Muralwatch
Jimmy Hill feted in Shoreditch
A collaborator worthy of London's finest entrepreneurs. Wait, what?
28 Jun 2018 13:46 | 28
Security
Tesla fingers former Gigafactory hand as alleged blueprint-leaking sabotage mastermind
Musk blames bad Tripp, drags fella into lawsuit
20 Jun 2018 20:27 | 108
Personal Tech
Tesla undecimates its workforce but Elon insists everything's absolutely fine
Nine per cent of workers to be given their marching orders
12 Jun 2018 19:08 | 142
Science
'Autopilot' Tesla crashed into our parked patrol car, say SoCal cops
Call the, er, us?
30 May 2018 16:16 | 88
Science
As Tesla hits speed bump after speed bump, Elon Musk loses his mind in anti-media rant
He hates unions, journalists, regulators, accountability and, apparently, the color yellow
24 May 2018 22:55 | 135
Legal
Doc 'Cluetrain' Searls' privacy engine project is just the ticket for IEEE
Book coauthor's machine-readable policy effort has left the station
24 May 2018 05:55 | 11
Science
Tesla forums awash with spam as mods take an unscheduled holiday
'How do I charge my car?' 'No idea, but would you like one of these pills instead?'
16 May 2018 13:13 | 19
On-Prem
Another quarter, another record-breaking Tesla loss: Let's take a question from YouTube, eh, Mr Musk?
Costs mount, SpaceX boss cuts off analysts' questions
03 May 2018 13:23 | 41
Updated
Super Cali health inspectors: Tesla blood awoke us
Probe to see if Musk was up to something quite atrocious
18 Apr 2018 22:47 | 42
Science
Elon Musk's latest Tesla Model 3 delivery promise: 6,000... a week
When we miss a target we make it even harder to reach next time! Wait, what?
18 Apr 2018 18:06 | 61
Science
Boeing CEO takes aim at Musk’s Starman-in-a-Tesla stunt
Anyone can lob a car into space, but you need a Boeing rocket to bring it back
13 Apr 2018 10:47 | 74
Science
Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs
But it's underground!
12 Mar 2018 13:12 | 195
Science
Are you Falcon sure, Elon? Musk vows Big Rocket will go up 2019
Assures us his self-driving cars to be 200% safer than puny humans
12 Mar 2018 10:56 | 70
Roundup
Elon Musk blasts off from OpenAI to focus on cars, how to make smart code fair, and more
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24 Feb 2018 15:10 | 13
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