Fake news is fake data, 'which makes it our problem', info-slurpers told Top Gartner tips: Know what data you hold, be trustworthy On-Prem23 Mar 2018 | 19
Server sales dead? No sir, not in Q4 Branded vendors made hay while sun shone Systems09 Mar 2018 | 10
Want cheaper analytics? Snub SaaS: Ye olde ELAs might do the job And don't forget to negotiate when vendors are most desperate for cash Software27 Feb 2018 | 4
How do you win at HCI? It's SimpliVity ... or maybe not, right Dell? Analysis Magic quadrant shows HPE has its work cut out Storage12 Feb 2018 | 6
Gartner casts runes to find object storage hero and 3 emerge: IBM Right outta the Big Blue Storage02 Feb 2018 | 3
US shoppers abandon PC makers in hour of need Global sales fall for 13th straight quarter Channel12 Jan 2018 | 63
Server winners and losers: HPE, Dell EMC still sitting pretty at the top, but uh-oh Lenovo Beware the 'Others', who now make up 48% of shipments Systems11 Dec 2017 | 7
Sucks to be a... chief data officer, when they're being told: Boost revenues Show me the money: No longer data guardians, Gartner says On-Prem06 Dec 2017 | 11
It's hip to be in Gartner's square: Poor Panasas out on its NAS Qumulo, HGST, StorageCraft move in, crack open craft beers Storage19 Oct 2017 |
Gartner says back-to-school PC sales failed. IDC says they worked Whatever's going on, overall sales are down leaving HP Inc and Lenovo lords of a shrinking land Personal Tech12 Oct 2017 | 34
Alibaba beats Google for IaaS market share, with IBM out of sight AWS is way in front, Azure a solid second, server-makers in trouble SaaS27 Sep 2017 | 11
Deloitte is a sitting duck: Key systems with RDP open, VPN and proxy 'login details leaked' Yes, that's Gartner’s security consultancy of the year Security26 Sep 2017 | 78
The sky is blue, water is wet and UK PC shipments are down Political uncertainty blamed for crap Q2 Channel21 Aug 2017 | 46
Virtual assistant backlash imminent so buy them anyway Say what now, Gartner? Software17 Aug 2017 | 35
Gartner mystics name Rubrik Miss Data Centre Backup 2017 That's gotta sting, huh, HPE? SaaS03 Aug 2017 | 6
Gartner's Magic Quadrant flashes up pure flash array-pusher prize-plucker. It's Pure Is that clear? Storage18 Jul 2017 | 22
PC sales still slumping, but more slowly than feared ~650,000 machines still ship every day, but that's the lowest total since 2007 On-Prem13 Jul 2017 | 40
PCs will get pricier and you're gonna like it, say Gartner market shamans Vendors upping tags while consumers want better products Personal Tech05 Jul 2017 | 55
Cloud bigger than ever, biz suddenly keen to fork out for security. Put 'em together... Let's just say cloud security on the up - Gartner SaaS15 Jun 2017 |
Rich professionals could be replaced by AI, shrieks Gartner Rise of the Machines Doctors, lawyers, IT folk ... all lost in time, like tears in rain... AI + ML09 May 2017 | 74
Gartner halves tech splash forecasts, blames the US dollar Listen El Reg, our WW Spending Forecast is based on 'proven methodologies... not guesswork. OK?' On-Prem10 Apr 2017 | 11
IT spending to soar a whopping 2.7 per cent, says ball-rubber Gartner Crystal ball, that is On-Prem12 Jan 2017 |
Ugh! Is that your security budget? *Sucks teeth and shakes head* Gartner report says size can be misleading Security09 Dec 2016 | 15
Gartner: It's tough out there for server-sellers There's HPE, Dell and two rampant Chinese server dragons chasing them Systems30 Nov 2016 | 6
Samsung flames out as Chinese march on Biggest market share crash in Gartner history On-Prem18 Nov 2016 | 18
Gartner's soothsayers whisk Huawei, Quantum and Infinidat to front of stage Disk array leaders' box crowded in latest Magic Quadrant Storage09 Nov 2016 |
Gartner's seers pass judgement on storage industry leaders Quadrantic magicians do their square rating thingy Storage21 Oct 2016 | 2
Just minding your own business, doing HCI. Suddenly you're inside ... a magic quadrant HPE leads - at least in Gartner mages' estimation Channel12 Oct 2016 | 3
PC sales sinking almost as fast as Donald Trump's poll numbers 68 million units a quarter and falling as 'Some consumers may never upgrade a PC again' Channel12 Oct 2016 | 76
Surprise! Leading 4-socket server vendor isn’t Dell or HPE Chinese market is growing fast Channel28 Sep 2016 | 12
Gartner's Magic Quadrant mages shake crystal ball, Violin goes topsy turvy All flashy beings, great and small, quiver before the chart On-Prem24 Aug 2016 | 11
Reds are infiltrating VMs, says new x86 virt Supernatural Square Chinese vendors and Red Hat are the big movers in Gartner's virtualisation Magic Quadrant Channel12 Aug 2016 |
Gartner's hype cycle turned upside down to assess Brexit Brexit will hurt, but less than predicted once we reach the Plateau of Pragmatism Channel22 Jul 2016 | 31
Apple crumbles: Mac sales slump while Dell, HP Inc, Lenovo shift PCs Maybe we're not holding these figures right? Channel12 Jul 2016 | 18
Gartner: Brexit cluster-fsck has ballsed up our spending forecast Up, down, turn it all around Channel07 Jul 2016 | 14
Gartner: Brexit to wipe $4.6bn off tech spending in Blighty BREXIT And as for currency volatility: there will be price rises Channel24 Jun 2016 | 29
MBE? Pah! Gartner gurus made us an MQ L Commvault anointed king of data centre backup Magic Quadrant On-Prem13 Jun 2016 | 3
Humanity will only buy 47 smartphones per SECOND in 2016 Last year we bought 44 per second, but growth has slowed so its frowning time Channel08 Jun 2016 | 17
Disk death: Three-quarters of PCs will run SSDs by 2020 At least, that's what the analysts say... Channel31 May 2016 | 30
The PC is dead. Gartner wishes you luck, vendors Specifically, get in on that ultramobile premium market. You know, for gamers... Channel18 May 2016 | 78
Gartner waves for everyone to join its hyperconverged bandwagon Comment Micro-services are now the latest hype topic Virtualization10 May 2016 | 18
Keep an eye on your lunch, integrated systems. Hyper-convergers are hungry Gartner gets out the crystal ball Channel05 May 2016 | 3
Speaking in Tech: The Gartner and OpenStack smack-talk episode Podcast Greg wades in on Twitter after blowout from last week's show On-Prem04 May 2016 | 6
Gartner's broken out its crystal ball again. Huawei's object storage bods won't be happy Comment Cleversafe is top of the beancounters' list Channel18 Apr 2016 | 8
Cloudian's classier object storage management Doesn't quite manage itself but does much more and gets Gartner stroke Storage12 Apr 2016 |
PC market shambling towards an unquiet grave Gartner, IDC Q1 numbers have landed, and they're not pretty On-Prem12 Apr 2016 | 35
Gartner: Why we had to dash tech cash splash The almighty dollar, the cloud, customers cutting costs... On-Prem07 Apr 2016 | 1
NetApp ain't all that: Flashy figures show HPE left 'em for dust A truer picture emerges thanks to Gartner numbers Channel01 Apr 2016 | 17
Gartner: RIP double-digit smartphone growth. 2016 has killed you Microsoft can stop worrying about smartphone non-strategy Channel31 Mar 2016 | 27
Security market to exceed $170 billion by 2020, analysts say Call your stockbroker: nothing's secure so everyone will be buying kit and services Channel10 Mar 2016 | 5
ODMs feast on server sales bonanza as IT buyers ignore price rises Big brands cede ground to contract manufacturers Channel09 Mar 2016 | 1
Rejoice, sysadmins, there's a new glamour job nobody understands Gartner's anointed 'IoT Architect' as the must-have business card of tomorrow On-Prem04 Mar 2016 | 23
Add 'Bimodal IT' to your buzzword bingo card: Faster... more stable... faster. But stable Comment Collapse cloud, containers and all silos... On-Prem23 Feb 2016 | 11
Guess how much IT spending slumped last year? $216 billion It's all about the money, money, money... Channel18 Jan 2016 | 7
2015's horror PC market dropped nine per cent ASUS grew a smidge, Apple nearly 3% (and if you add iPad sales it's number two) Channel13 Jan 2016 | 45
Gartner sees enterprise SSD-HDD revenue crossover in 2017 Comment Flash taking over the mission-critical space and spinning disk out On-Prem07 Jan 2016 | 15
2015 chip market battered by everything bar earthquakes and nuclear war And that could change soon.... On-Prem07 Jan 2016 | 4
Windows 10 pilot rollouts will surge in early 2016, says Gartner Takeup will be ‘significantly more rapid than seen with Windows 7’ Channel23 Nov 2015 | 70
It's Gartner Magic Graph of Wonder time! And Google won't be happy Information Archive MQ? Just the ticket On-Prem13 Nov 2015 | 32
Gartner: 20 billion things on the Internet by 2020 Sorry, Cisco: America doesn't have enough legal weed for us to find 50 billion devices Channel11 Nov 2015 | 8
All Dell breaks loose in latest Gartner disk array magic quadrant NetApp and IBM stumble, EMC still ahead Channel22 Oct 2015 | 14
PC shipments slump in Q3, thanks to free Windows 10 Businesses are spending on mobile transformations, not boring old computers Channel09 Oct 2015 | 29