Pentagon again delays JWCC cloud mega-deal
Multi-cloud deal 'is going to take us a little bit longer than we thought,' says CIO
Off-Prem30 Mar 2022 | 5
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WTF is a 'software-defined community cloud'?
Basically a slice of public cloud with better isolation and governance – just like our cloud, says Google
Off-Prem10 Dec 2021 | 5
JEDI mind tricks: Google said Pentagon contract didn't align with company values. Now it's chasing another defence gig
Don't Be Evil... unless...
PaaS + IaaS04 Nov 2021 | 12
Pentagon scraps $10bn JEDI winner-takes-all cloud contract
Updated Y'know what, a single-vendor IT mega-deal probably isn't the best idea after all, says US military
SaaS06 Jul 2021 | 66
Another JEDI saga that doesn't need a sequel: Oracle petitions Supreme Court over Microsoft Pentagon contract
Big Red and Amazon just can't let $10bn cloud award go
PaaS + IaaS02 Jul 2021 | 18
There may have been problems with the JEDI deal but you still wouldn't have won, Oracle told by US govt
They were not the cloud we were looking for, says DoD in brief to Supreme Court
PaaS + IaaS06 May 2021 | 18
They were not the cloud you were looking for, insists Amazon Web Services in unsealed JEDI protest
President Donald Trump ████ AWS in the ████ by ████ ████ to ████
SaaS16 Dec 2020 | 28
Makes sense, this does, says US appeals court as it swats away Oracle's protests in $10bn JEDI contract spat
Updated Seems the only things being generated by Pentagon deal are legal arguments
SaaS02 Sep 2020 | 13
Microsoft claims AWS has used new JEDI mind trick with secret contract objection filing
Updated It's over, Amazon, we have the high ground (and all you had was a high price) says Redmond
SaaS08 May 2020 | 18
US judge puts Amazon's challenge to Pentagon JEDI deal into force stasis
Giving military time to look at aspects of decision
SaaS20 Apr 2020 | 20
Pentagon watchdog sets phasers to none, clears $10bn JEDI contract process but leaves door open for lawsuits
Collective amnesia over claimed 'screw Amazon' comment
SaaS15 Apr 2020 | 21
How's this for a JEDI mind trick? AWS waves hand, has Uncle Sam 'reconsider' $10bn contract award to Microsoft
Updated Bezos' juggernaut still not happy
SaaS13 Mar 2020 | 24
Judge Vulcan-nerve pinches JEDI deal after Amazon forks out $42m to pause Microsoft's military machinations
Pentagon's $10bn winner-takes-all cloud super-contract in stasis as Starship Bezos opens fire
SaaS13 Feb 2020 | 59
Jeff Bezos: I will depose King Trump
In today's episode of Absolutely Never Happening, Amazon wants the President to testify whether or not he personally ordered AWS JEDI snub
SaaS10 Feb 2020 | 134
Amazon: Trump photon-torpedoed our $10bn JEDI dream because he hates CEO Jeff Bezos
'Blatant and sustained effort' to deny AWS Pentagon IT mega-contract, cloud giant claims
SaaS09 Dec 2019 | 71
Use the courts, Jeff: Amazon to contest Microsoft scooping $10bn JEDI contract
Bezos' empire strikes back claiming 'unmistakable bias', self-recused defense chief denies it
SaaS15 Nov 2019 | 41
Pentagon beams down $10bn JEDI contract to Microsoft: Windows giant beats off Bezos
Congratulations, America, the home of Clippy (and Azure) is now running the US military's IT
SaaS26 Oct 2019 | 116
Luke, I am your father... which is why I must eject from JEDI decision, says US Defense Sec
Top brass beams aboard from $10bn IT brouhaha as it emerges son works for IBM
SaaS22 Oct 2019 | 31
Never tell me the odds! Oracle makes fresh appeal against $10bn JEDI ruling
Out of options we are running
SaaS28 Aug 2019 | 17
Pentagon says ethics complaint against JEDI mega-cloud is a non-issue. Its Time Lords say: That is not logical
Case not closed on concerns over how $10bn winner-takes-all super-contract was written
SaaS14 Aug 2019 | 13
Pentagon makes case for Return of the JEDI: There's only one cloud biz that can do the job and it starts with an A (or rhymes with loft)
DoD daleks want to exterminate Oracle's Vulcan mind-meld with White House
SaaS09 Aug 2019 | 49
This is not the cloud you're looking for.... Oracle's JEDI mind tricks work as Trump forces $10bn IT project to drop out of warp
Defense Sec halts contract decision, probes for Amazon bias
SaaS01 Aug 2019 | 56
The Empire Strikes Back: Trump discovers $10bn JEDI cloud deal may go to nemesis Jeff Bezos, demands probe
Updated Bad news for AWS and Microsoft, who are vying for US govt's winner-takes-all IT super-contract
SaaS18 Jul 2019 | 72
Oracle goes on for 50 pages about why it thinks the Pentagon's $10bn JEDI cloud contract stinks
Case heads to Federal Claims Court in a little over a week
SaaS01 Jul 2019 | 59
Oracle suspects Pentagon fell for a JEDI Prime trick: Amazon now accused of luring two officials with jobs
Big Red sets phasers to kill in space-opera-esque battle
SaaS09 May 2019 | 20
Cut open a tauntaun, this JEDI is frozen! US court halts lawsuit over biggest military cloud deal since the Death Star
Oracle's legal warship drops out of warp, on impulse power for now
SaaS20 Feb 2019 | 44
Judge denies Oracle's requests to add to JEDI cloud contract sueball
Says named documents are already covered by the record
SaaS31 Jan 2019 | 3
Pentagon admits it's now probing conflicts of interest at AWS over $10bn JEDI cloud deal
Earlier investigation would've been 'premature'
SaaS25 Jan 2019 | 9
Oracle's in-house lawyer denied access to Uncle Sam's procurement docs in JEDI legal battle
You can’t stop the change: Chalk one up to AWS as judge agrees with Big Red's rival
Legal10 Jan 2019 | 12
Oracle takes its gripes about Pentagon's JEDI contract to federal court
Great way to make friends during procurement for a $10bn contract, eh Larry?
SaaS11 Dec 2018 | 10
Oracle's JEDI mind-meld doesn't work on Uncle Sam's auditors: These are not the govt droids you are looking for
Federation snubs Larry Ellison's bid to break up $10bn winner-takes-all contract
SaaS14 Nov 2018 | 23
Microsoft to staff: We remain locked and loaded with US military – and will keep adding voice to AI ethics debate
Servicemen and women 'deserve' access to our tech... even if that includes Windows 10 October 2018 Update
Software29 Oct 2018 | 25
US congress-critters question prime directive of Pentagon's $10bn JEDI cloud contract
These are not the vendors you're looking for, republicans suggest in demand for probe
SaaS23 Oct 2018 | 13
Pentagon's JEDI mind tricks at odds with our 'values' says Google: Ad giant evaporates from $10bn cloud contract bid
'Compliance' is a corporate value isn't it?
SaaS09 Oct 2018 | 54
US JEDI military cloud network is so high-tech, bidders will have to submit their proposals by hand, on DVD
2020s cloud contract demands 1990s delivery method
SaaS27 Sep 2018 | 28
Cloud-slingers get 3-week extension to pitch for Pentagon's JEDI contract
Hate leads to... a single vendor
SaaS05 Sep 2018 | 8
This is the contract you've been looking for: Pentagon releases JEDI bids
Single-award contract could run for up to a decade, worth a possible $10bn
Software27 Jul 2018 | 18
New Pentagon CIO's JEDI mind-change trick: Controversial cloud deal paused
Former JPMorgan man wants to procure 'true enterprise cloud'
SaaS12 Jul 2018 | 4
Pentagon: JEDI bids on hold again, but it's still not the cloud contract you're looking for
US Department of Defense insistent on single vendor
SaaS01 Jun 2018 | 5
Alien Ninja Fembot Pirates vs the Jedi SAS Chuck Norris startroopers: RUMBLE
Weekend Big Data Project Machine Gun Jubblies!
Bootnotes06 Sep 2014 | 44
New Star Wars movie plot details leak, violate common sense and laws of physics
Can't add detail in subhead because SPOILERS
Bootnotes21 Jul 2014 | 131
El Reg acquires wildly dangerous laser cannon (with lightsabre option)
Soon to be mounted on head of a shark. Or maybe donkey
Science01 Nov 2012 | 75
Portland Jedi jailed for lightsabre rampage
Also banned from Toys R Us
Bootnotes01 Feb 2012 | 19
Jedi light-sabre beats Taser in Oregon parking-lot fracas
Mumbo-jumbo mystic impervious to cops' electric blasters
Bootnotes16 Dec 2011 | 87
Secret US 'Jedi' ghost-copters kept out of bin Laden raid
Downed Stealth Hawk was actually second-rate kit
Legal08 Nov 2011 | 45
Star Wars fanboys to restore Tatooine Homestead
Preservers of history
Personal Tech27 May 2011 | 15
Anti-religious campaigners smack down census Jedis
'Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
Legal09 Mar 2011 | 226
Geek tech firm loses Jedi credentials
Lucasfilm swoop crushes opposition
Personal Tech01 Sep 2010 | 14
LucasFilm sets lawyers on Jedi nameswipers
Your favourite quote adapted for the occasion goes here
Bootnotes24 Aug 2010 | 36
Spider-Man and Jedi Knights bust X-Men comic thief
'A real team effort'
Bootnotes04 May 2010 | 24
Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
Refuses to dehood, stormtroopers intervene
Bootnotes16 Mar 2010 | 106
Jedi chapter seeks leader after master resigns
Surrey feels a great disturbance in the force
Bootnotes09 Feb 2010 | 46
Jedi officers enlist with Scottish police
These are not the crims you're looking for
Bootnotes17 Apr 2009 | 42
Japanese unleash Jedi Obama
Prez also available in James Bond and Samurai versions
Bootnotes07 Apr 2009 | 19
University offers one-day Jedi course
Feel the Force, for 23 quid
Bootnotes12 Sep 2008 | 36
Welsh Darth Vader dodges jail
'The drink is strong in this one'
Bootnotes13 May 2008 | 73
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