Meta threatens to pull all news from California rather than pay El Reg a penny And, ahem, other publishers Personal Tech01 Jun 2023 | 55
Meta CEO doesn't Zuck at Brazilian jiu-jitsu, apparently 'Silent killer' Mark bags himself top medals in tournament Offbeat09 May 2023 | 22
Meta virtual reality interrupted by financial reality as thousands lose their jobs Zuck's 'Year of Efficiency' starts with saving time not learning coworkers' names in case they're booted Personal Tech19 Apr 2023 | 22
ChatGPT, write a report about database glitches that crashed you today While we're here, what do you think of Zuck announcing a vague catchup plan to build 'AI personas'? Spotlight on Databases28 Feb 2023 | 19
Meta to add verification to Facebook and Insta under scheme that should avoid Twitter's Musk-stakes Paid accounts will be more prominent than your shouty relatives and get – wait for it – a support line Personal Tech20 Feb 2023 | 40
Meta cranks Zuckerberg's personal security budget to $14m while cutting everything else 'Year of efficiency' includes accounting for more threats toward CEO caused by 'year of efficiency' Offbeat16 Feb 2023 | 33
Twitter layoffs were bad but Meta's mass ejections could take the cake Just in time for the holidays, a bunch of firing talk to worry Facebook crew Personal Tech07 Nov 2022 | 34
Shareholders slam Zuckerberg's 'terrifying' $100b+ Metaverse experiment Start with dumping a fifth of staff, capping that VR capex, firm urges Personal Tech24 Oct 2022 | 35
Zuckerberg: Yes, Facebook kept Hunter Biden's laptop under wraps Also: Smiling, eye tracking, and general 'social presence' baked into Project Cambria Personal Tech26 Aug 2022 | 93
Meta asks line managers to identify poorly performing staff for firing Zuckerberg makes good on headcount threats he issued last month On-Prem12 Jul 2022 | 45
Facebook opens political ad data vaults to researchers Social network builds FORT to protect against onslaught of regulation, investigation Security24 May 2022 |
Zuckerberg sued for alleged role in Cambridge Analytica data-slurp scandal I can prove CEO was 'personally involved in Facebook’s failure to protect privacy', DC AG insists Personal Tech23 May 2022 | 18
Putin reaches for nuclear option: Zuckerberg banned In Soviet Russia, bear pokes you Bootnotes22 Apr 2022 | 61
Zuckerberg gets $26m in 'other' Meta compensation Personal security, private travel, for exec making a single 'Zuck Buck' Offbeat12 Apr 2022 | 31
UK competition regulator to Meta's Facebook: Sell Giphy, we will not approve the purchase CMA finds that deal would be bad for consumers and tighten Zuck's grip on almost half of £7bn digital ad spend Legal30 Nov 2021 | 27
Zuckerberg wants to create a make-believe world in which you can hide from all the damage Facebook has done Comment His social network has Meta-stasized Personal Tech29 Oct 2021 | 226
Facebook CEO puts picture of himself wearing too much sunscreen on new board Surfboard, not corporate board. But we're sure Zuck is working on that, too Offbeat25 Jun 2021 | 19
So, where does Silicon Valley stand on S.230? Zuck wants 'industry best practices', Pichai demurs, Dorsey urges more Bluesky thinking House panel to quiz web giant CEOs this week. Expect a degree of deja vu Personal Tech24 Mar 2021 | 15
Europe calls for single app to track coronavirus. Meanwhile America pretends it isn’t trying to build one at all Comment Plus, what’s big tech doing to help? Not much it seems, Bill Gates excepted Science09 Apr 2020 | 79
Privacy? Watchdogs? Fines? Whatever, nerds, more people than ever are using Facebook and filling its deep coffers Zuck to Uncle Sam: Go ahead, regulate me, regulate me like the naughty little founder I am Personal Tech24 Jul 2019 | 19
Blame Canada! Zuckerberg subpoenaed to face Cambridge Anal. probe from Canucks Parliament also wants a word with Sheryl Sandberg Personal Tech08 May 2019 | 31
Zuck it up: Facebook hit with triple whammy of legal probes, action in Canada, US, Ireland Ignoring privacy laws, storing plain text passwords, slurping millions of contact details come back to bite web giant Security26 Apr 2019 | 57
Roses are red, Facebook will pay, to make Uncle Sam go away: Zuck, FTC in $bn settlement rumor Antisocial network may shell out billions to end watchdog's privacy probe, it is reported Personal Tech15 Feb 2019 | 11
Zuck to meet Euro MPs for ‘please explain’ session Brussels wants a ‘full and detailed explanation’ – good luck with that, folks! Legal17 May 2018 | 29
Facebook misses Brit MPs' deadline, promises answers on Monday We've got 39 questions and Zuck has answered none Legal11 May 2018 | 25
Sueballs flying over Facebook's Android app data slurping Class action seeks a Zuck-ton of money for privacy invasion Personal Tech11 May 2018 | 37
UK Parliament roars: Oi! Zuck! Get in here for a grilling – or you'll get a Tower of London tour Brit politicians raise stakes after Facebook CEO snub Personal Tech01 May 2018 | 76
Escape from the Zuckerborg: WhatsApp founder legs it User privacy rows rage on as Koum leaves to play Ultimate Frisbee, collect rare Porsches On-Prem01 May 2018 | 52
Facebook scandal: EU politicians should aim for straight answers, not star witnesses Comment Justice commish 'advises' Sheryl Sandberg to send her boss, but is Zuck best one to grill? Legal13 Apr 2018 | 38
Mark Duckerberg: Second Congressional grilling sees boss dodge questions like a pro Zuck shows curious amnesia about his own business Personal Tech11 Apr 2018 | 54
Nervous Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg passes Turing Test in Congress Bolstered by a booster, Robo-Zuck sits firm before senators, parries away mild questions Legal11 Apr 2018 | 74
In a sorry state again: Zuckerberg dusts off apology playbook in mea culpa to Congress Facebook boss shamefaced (again) for flouting basic concepts of privacy (again) Personal Tech09 Apr 2018 | 16
As Zuck apologizes again... Facebook admits 'most' of its 2bn+ users may have had public profiles slurped by bots And it's all your fault! On-Prem04 Apr 2018 | 106
Billion-dollar investor tells Facebook: Just Zuck off, already! NYC Pensions handler calls for shakeup as social network continues to stumble On-Prem04 Apr 2018 | 31
Facebook supremo Mark Zuckerberg has flunky tell UK MPs: Nope, he's sending someone else Updated But we should be honoured. He'll personally ask an exec to come Legal27 Mar 2018 | 98
We need to talk, Brit Parliamentary committee tells Mark Zuckerberg Cambridge Analytica brouhaha fallout continues Legal20 Mar 2018 | 60
Oculus Rift whiffed, VR fanbois miffed Zuck's $2bn nerd visor goes dark after dev lets certs expire Science07 Mar 2018 | 36
As Facebook pushes yet more fake articles, one news editor tells Mark to get a grip – or Zuck off Analysis Hard to hear when you're buried under piles of $$$ Personal Tech02 Feb 2018 | 41
Facebook users are Zucking off, but that's what Zuck wants More than ever, YOU are Facebook's product as it trashes cat vids On-Prem01 Feb 2018 | 25
The Zuck promises to give you more local news – and so save the world Techno Jesus posts latest Facebook teaching Personal Tech30 Jan 2018 | 30
Least realistic New Year’s resolution ever: Fix Facebook in 365 days Zuck says The Social Network™ knows nothing about anything important On-Prem08 Jan 2018 | 32
Facebook confesses: Facebook is bad for you Grazing FB is ruining your life, admits social network after probing its army of addicts Science15 Dec 2017 | 60
Universal basic income is a great idea, which is also why it won't happen Maybe Zuck and Musk do have it all figured out, but powers that be will need to see some proof Legal15 Nov 2017 | 257
Sean Parker: I helped destroy humanity with Facebook Sorry isn't enough, Sean Bootnotes10 Nov 2017 | 42
Zuck shows Virtual Empathy by visiting storm-wrecked Puerto Rico in VR Updated Social Network™ indulges in disaster pr0n in the week it has new VR kit landing Science10 Oct 2017 | 25
Trump accuses Facebook of bias, collusion with his least favourite newspapers Billionaire fight as Zuck decries 'crazy idea' fake news didn't impact election Legal28 Sep 2017 | 52
Chairman Zuck ends would-be president Zuck's political career Facebook gives up on share plan that would give Zuck control forever, even if he worked for government On-Prem24 Sep 2017 | 22
A glimpse of life under President Zuckerberg? Facebook CEO's boffins censor awkward Q&A Human cell study AMA on Reddit all cleaned up Science15 Aug 2017 | 26
Facebook gives itself mission to 'bring the world closer' by getting people off Facebook Analysis Zuckerberg preaches connectivity gospel, sends faithful to do good works On-Prem23 Jun 2017 | 23
'President Zuck' fundraiser opens for business 'I'm Commander-in-Chief, bitch!' Legal26 May 2017 | 50
Facebook in the dock: Web giant faces trial for allegedly ripping off data center blueprints Zuck's Open Compute Project stole our designs, claims Brit biz Systems12 May 2017 | 28
Zuckerberg: Escape from the real world into my goofy make-believe science-fiction fantasy F8 2017 Facebook boss reckons he'll heal society's ills with pix Science18 Apr 2017 | 34
Oculus Drift: VR gaming boss out at Facebook Less-than-rosy Palmer leaving Zuck's $2bn lawsuit magnet On-Prem31 Mar 2017 | 9
Zuckerberg thinks he's cyber-Jesus – and publishes a 6,000-word world-saving manifesto Comment We took one for the team and deciphered it for you Legal17 Feb 2017 | 138
Facebook investors yell at CEO: Get the Zuck out of our boardroom! Proposal would oust Lord Hoodie from chairman role On-Prem07 Feb 2017 | 26
Why does it cost 20 times as much to protect Mark Zuckerberg as Tim Cook? Tech CEO crazy security spending rundown Security06 Feb 2017 | 74
Zuck quits anti-social Hawaiian land title lawsuit Traditional owners still have to put up the Facebook founder as a neighbour On-Prem30 Jan 2017 | 15
ZuckerChan cash dump seals first biz gobble: A research paper slurper Meta will be first to suck Mark Zuck's bucks Science24 Jan 2017 | 2
Zuck off: Facebook's big kahuna sues Hawaiians to kick 'em off their land Updated Billionaire hopes to turf people out of his private paradise Bootnotes19 Jan 2017 | 62
Did Oculus swipe blueprints from rival? Zuck takes the stand Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg grilled over the now-$3bn VR acquisition Science18 Jan 2017 | 21
Zuckerberg turns his home into Creepy Robot Buddy Behold! The Miracle of Jarvis AI + ML20 Dec 2016 | 38
Marc Andreessen has a pretty creepy relationship with Zuck Pension funds sue Valley brohood, alleging conflicts of interest On-Prem10 Dec 2016 | 32