Facebook gives itself mission to 'bring the world closer' by getting people off Facebook Analysis Zuckerberg preaches connectivity gospel, sends faithful to do good works On-Prem23 Jun 2017 | 23
'President Zuck' fundraiser opens for business 'I'm Commander-in-Chief, bitch!' Legal26 May 2017 | 50
Facebook in the dock: Web giant faces trial for allegedly ripping off data center blueprints Zuck's Open Compute Project stole our designs, claims Brit biz Systems12 May 2017 | 28
Zuckerberg: Escape from the real world into my goofy make-believe science-fiction fantasy F8 2017 Facebook boss reckons he'll heal society's ills with pix Science18 Apr 2017 | 34
Oculus Drift: VR gaming boss out at Facebook Less-than-rosy Palmer leaving Zuck's $2bn lawsuit magnet On-Prem31 Mar 2017 | 9
Zuckerberg thinks he's cyber-Jesus – and publishes a 6,000-word world-saving manifesto Comment We took one for the team and deciphered it for you Legal17 Feb 2017 | 138
Facebook investors yell at CEO: Get the Zuck out of our boardroom! Proposal would oust Lord Hoodie from chairman role On-Prem07 Feb 2017 | 26
Why does it cost 20 times as much to protect Mark Zuckerberg as Tim Cook? Tech CEO crazy security spending rundown Security06 Feb 2017 | 74
Zuck quits anti-social Hawaiian land title lawsuit Traditional owners still have to put up the Facebook founder as a neighbour On-Prem30 Jan 2017 | 15
ZuckerChan cash dump seals first biz gobble: A research paper slurper Meta will be first to suck Mark Zuck's bucks Science24 Jan 2017 | 2
Zuck off: Facebook's big kahuna sues Hawaiians to kick 'em off their land Updated Billionaire hopes to turf people out of his private paradise Bootnotes19 Jan 2017 | 62
Did Oculus swipe blueprints from rival? Zuck takes the stand Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg grilled over the now-$3bn VR acquisition Science18 Jan 2017 | 21
Zuckerberg turns his home into Creepy Robot Buddy Behold! The Miracle of Jarvis AI + ML20 Dec 2016 | 38
Marc Andreessen has a pretty creepy relationship with Zuck Pension funds sue Valley brohood, alleging conflicts of interest On-Prem10 Dec 2016 | 32
Mark Zuckerberg is dead – Facebook confirmed Social networking giant so very sorry Software11 Nov 2016 | 49
Mark Zuckerberg and the $3bn cash fling: He's not your father's tech kingpin History, philanthropy and the Victorian computing age Legal27 Sep 2016 | 33
Zuckerberg to spend $3bn+ to rid world of all disease by 2100 (Starting with Facebook, right?) And yet WhatsApp cost $19bn? Science21 Sep 2016 | 70
Zuck covers up mic and webcam because sharing isn't always good Instagram PR pic poses interesting questions Security22 Jun 2016 | 49
'I am not a lizard' Zuckerberg proclaims in public Q&A But he does want Facebook in your mind On-Prem15 Jun 2016 | 36
ISS 'nauts to face Mark Zuckerberg grilling Facebook Live vid Q&A session tomorrow Science31 May 2016 | 10
Back up the trucks for Zuck's bucks: Facebook revenues up 52 per cent $5.4bn can buy a lot of laser drones On-Prem27 Apr 2016 | 11
Zuck's bucks are now the world's 6th-largest cash pile Facebook tycoon trails only Gates and Bezos in total worth On-Prem29 Jan 2016 | 12
Indian net neutrality fans tell Facebook to Zuck off Internet.org labelled land-grab while real problem of connectivity remains Networks30 Oct 2015 | 7
Zuck, Gates and Bono in ludicrous internet access for world+dog by 2020 bid UN pledge seemingly ignores UN broadband slowdown report Networks27 Sep 2015 | 33
Ahmed's clock wasn't a bomb, but it blew up the 'net and Zuckerberg, Obama want to meet him Pics Teen's arrest goes viral, support pours in from the web Legal16 Sep 2015 | 223
Tech turned on its head: 'Dislike' button in Facebook, pay Snapchat $1 to defuse self-destructing sexy selfies Will wonders never cease in Silicon Valley? On-Prem15 Sep 2015 | 35
Donald Trump dumps on Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg Candidate wants crimp on H-1B visas to stop Silicon Valley hiring cheap from overseas On-Prem18 Aug 2015 | 60
'We've got the sanitation problem solved', says world's richest poop drinker QuoTW Plus: Don't mess with Zuck's 'high ethical standards' Bootnotes16 Aug 2015 | 3
Yikes! Facebook will run on TELEPATHY, thinks Zuck, in Q&A Questions from Schwarzenegger and Hawking. Similar guys, really SaaS30 Jun 2015 | 18
NOBODY reading your Facebook post? TOUGH LUCK, sez Zuck Free content ad network only cares about MEELLIONS of EYEBALLS Networks13 Jun 2015 | 22
Facebook ditches HTML mobe future in favour of Zuck-style JavaScript React Native – It's JS with a hint of nutritious, ad-friendly lock-in Software11 Jun 2015 | 29
What a Zuckin' drag! 'Frisco queens protest outside Facebook HQ over 'real names' policy Performers protest social network over controversial rules Bootnotes01 Jun 2015 | 33
I say Zuck off, YOU say Zuck off, we ALL say Zuck off More activists weigh into Internet.org row Networks20 May 2015 | 4
Zuck'ed up: Facebook opens up free internet in India – but bans HTTPS Encryption not allowed through Internet.org's service Networks04 May 2015 | 32
Husband of Facebook COO, Sheryl Sandberg, dies suddenly Zuck leads tributes to Silicon Valley biz man David Goldberg Legal02 May 2015 | 7
LOOK OUT, Brits – is that a Facebook LASER-GUN drone above us? F8 2015 Zuckerberg's comms cruisers tested in UK skies Networks27 Mar 2015 | 23
Facebook's phone KILLER: Messenger will replace TALKING, says Zuck F8 2015 Using your voice 'doesn't feel like the future' – hence chat app revamp SaaS25 Mar 2015 | 12
Zuck: Get your FULLY EXPOSED BUTTOCKS off my Facebook Community standards? We've heard of 'em Legal16 Mar 2015 | 34
'Just a kid' Zuck's word is his bond ... but NOT in his backyard, lawsuit claims Dispute with neighbour gets personal On-Prem15 Mar 2015 | 45
Holy Zuck! Facebook fraud suspect VANISHES Lawyer: I 'haven't got a clue' where he's gone SaaS10 Mar 2015 | 14
Revealed: Facebook Boss Zuckerberg's One Weird Trick When Hiring Employers hate him (almost as much as you hate this headline) On-Prem05 Mar 2015 | 20
Facebook's mobile ad bonanza brought it record returns in 2014 Social network Zucked up more cash than ever On-Prem29 Jan 2015 | 5
Bill Gates – I WISH I was like Zuck and spoke Chinese. Yep, I drink poo Je ne suis pas un millionnaire. Je suis un milliardaire Channel28 Jan 2015 | 90
Speak your brains, Colombia – Facebook chief to walk among you soon Zero per cent chance of telling bossman to bog off in Bogotá On-Prem10 Jan 2015 | 2
Chum's house burnt down? Facebook mulls 'DISLIKE' button for that New knob to avoid this: 'My boyf dumped me' ... 4 Likes Networks12 Dec 2014 | 23
Marky Mark & the techie bunch: We love you, China. Can Facebook 'n' Apple come over? Top Chinese interwebs man visits US: Boydroid, Tim Cook, Jeff Bezos wax on with Lu Wei Networks08 Dec 2014 | 6
GROUP HUG, shouts Facebook. C'mere and let us squeeze you more App guys? You still happy with using Facebook login? Applications19 Nov 2014 | 4
Facebook, working on Facebook at Work, works on Facebook. At Work You don't want your cat or drunk pics at the office Software17 Nov 2014 | 25
Zuck on The Social Network: Nobody wants to watch my REAL life for 2 hrs straight 'Probably wouldn't have been that good of a movie' SaaS08 Nov 2014 | 20
At last! Now you can STIFLE dull chums you can't really unfriend on Facebook Can't ditch your oldest mate, but let's lose the baby pics Legal07 Nov 2014 | 23
Facebook's Zuckerberg in EBOLA VIRUS FIGHT: Billionaire battles bug US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention contacted as site supremo coughs up Bootnotes14 Oct 2014 | 30
Behind the Facebook DRAG QUEEN CRACKDOWN: 'Anonymity soon!' +Comment Demands ultimate control over fake IDs Software08 Oct 2014 | 41
SHOW ME the MONEY: Payment code spied in Facebook Messenger And show everyone else in the world, mostprobably Software06 Oct 2014 | 25
Doctor Zuck, I'm so poorly right now! Facebook examines healthcare biz: report Any symptoms you wish to share? Yes, a huge headache On-Prem04 Oct 2014 | 12
Tough luck, Zuck! Man who claimed to own half of Facebook has fraud trial delayed six months Judge grants his new lawyer time to peruse the evidence On-Prem15 Sep 2014 | 8
Zuck: Yo, Mexico! My $19bn WhatsApp could connect THREE BEEELLION people Facebook boydroid frets about EU watchdog On-Prem06 Sep 2014 | 11
Zuckerberg and other directors sued over gigantic packages Shareholder claims board can award themselves as much money as they like On-Prem10 Jun 2014 | 20
Zuckerchan toss another $120 MEEELLION to schools in charity push Facebook boss and wife to fund classroom tech programs On-Prem30 May 2014 | 8
Where are your rich friends? Facebook's Zuck sued for not being social enough Property dev's suit claims Mark reneged on introductions deal Legal13 May 2014 | 16
Iran brands Facebook boss Zuckerberg an 'American Zionist', bans WhatsApp Censorship at work and play - unless you've a VPN Legal06 May 2014 | 5
Facebook UNVEILS VEIL for 'anonymous' logins New, granular permissions give users line-item veto Devops30 Apr 2014 | 12
Zuck: Web drones, not balloons (cough, cough Google) are way forward Facebook's boywonder dismisses rival's Loon balloons as loony baloney Networks28 Mar 2014 | 27