Universal basic income is a great idea, which is also why it won't happen Maybe Zuck and Musk do have it all figured out, but powers that be will need to see some proof Legal15 Nov 2017 | 257
Sean Parker: I helped destroy humanity with Facebook Sorry isn't enough, Sean Bootnotes10 Nov 2017 | 42
Zuck shows Virtual Empathy by visiting storm-wrecked Puerto Rico in VR Updated Social Network™ indulges in disaster pr0n in the week it has new VR kit landing Science10 Oct 2017 | 25
Trump accuses Facebook of bias, collusion with his least favourite newspapers Billionaire fight as Zuck decries 'crazy idea' fake news didn't impact election Legal28 Sep 2017 | 52
Chairman Zuck ends would-be president Zuck's political career Facebook gives up on share plan that would give Zuck control forever, even if he worked for government On-Prem24 Sep 2017 | 22
A glimpse of life under President Zuckerberg? Facebook CEO's boffins censor awkward Q&A Human cell study AMA on Reddit all cleaned up Science15 Aug 2017 | 26
Facebook gives itself mission to 'bring the world closer' by getting people off Facebook Analysis Zuckerberg preaches connectivity gospel, sends faithful to do good works On-Prem23 Jun 2017 | 23
'President Zuck' fundraiser opens for business 'I'm Commander-in-Chief, bitch!' Legal26 May 2017 | 50
Facebook in the dock: Web giant faces trial for allegedly ripping off data center blueprints Zuck's Open Compute Project stole our designs, claims Brit biz Systems12 May 2017 | 28
Zuckerberg: Escape from the real world into my goofy make-believe science-fiction fantasy F8 2017 Facebook boss reckons he'll heal society's ills with pix Science18 Apr 2017 | 34
Oculus Drift: VR gaming boss out at Facebook Less-than-rosy Palmer leaving Zuck's $2bn lawsuit magnet On-Prem31 Mar 2017 | 9
Zuckerberg thinks he's cyber-Jesus – and publishes a 6,000-word world-saving manifesto Comment We took one for the team and deciphered it for you Legal17 Feb 2017 | 138
Facebook investors yell at CEO: Get the Zuck out of our boardroom! Proposal would oust Lord Hoodie from chairman role On-Prem07 Feb 2017 | 26
Why does it cost 20 times as much to protect Mark Zuckerberg as Tim Cook? Tech CEO crazy security spending rundown Security06 Feb 2017 | 74
Zuck quits anti-social Hawaiian land title lawsuit Traditional owners still have to put up the Facebook founder as a neighbour On-Prem30 Jan 2017 | 15
ZuckerChan cash dump seals first biz gobble: A research paper slurper Meta will be first to suck Mark Zuck's bucks Science24 Jan 2017 | 2
Zuck off: Facebook's big kahuna sues Hawaiians to kick 'em off their land Updated Billionaire hopes to turf people out of his private paradise Bootnotes19 Jan 2017 | 62
Did Oculus swipe blueprints from rival? Zuck takes the stand Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg grilled over the now-$3bn VR acquisition Science18 Jan 2017 | 21
Zuckerberg turns his home into Creepy Robot Buddy Behold! The Miracle of Jarvis AI + ML20 Dec 2016 | 38
Marc Andreessen has a pretty creepy relationship with Zuck Pension funds sue Valley brohood, alleging conflicts of interest On-Prem10 Dec 2016 | 32
Mark Zuckerberg is dead – Facebook confirmed Social networking giant so very sorry Software11 Nov 2016 | 49
Mark Zuckerberg and the $3bn cash fling: He's not your father's tech kingpin History, philanthropy and the Victorian computing age Legal27 Sep 2016 | 33
Zuckerberg to spend $3bn+ to rid world of all disease by 2100 (Starting with Facebook, right?) And yet WhatsApp cost $19bn? Science21 Sep 2016 | 70
Zuck covers up mic and webcam because sharing isn't always good Instagram PR pic poses interesting questions Security22 Jun 2016 | 49
'I am not a lizard' Zuckerberg proclaims in public Q&A But he does want Facebook in your mind On-Prem15 Jun 2016 | 36
ISS 'nauts to face Mark Zuckerberg grilling Facebook Live vid Q&A session tomorrow Science31 May 2016 | 10
Back up the trucks for Zuck's bucks: Facebook revenues up 52 per cent $5.4bn can buy a lot of laser drones On-Prem27 Apr 2016 | 11
Zuck's bucks are now the world's 6th-largest cash pile Facebook tycoon trails only Gates and Bezos in total worth On-Prem29 Jan 2016 | 12
Indian net neutrality fans tell Facebook to Zuck off Internet.org labelled land-grab while real problem of connectivity remains Networks30 Oct 2015 | 7
Zuck, Gates and Bono in ludicrous internet access for world+dog by 2020 bid UN pledge seemingly ignores UN broadband slowdown report Networks27 Sep 2015 | 33
Ahmed's clock wasn't a bomb, but it blew up the 'net and Zuckerberg, Obama want to meet him Pics Teen's arrest goes viral, support pours in from the web Legal16 Sep 2015 | 223
Tech turned on its head: 'Dislike' button in Facebook, pay Snapchat $1 to defuse self-destructing sexy selfies Will wonders never cease in Silicon Valley? On-Prem15 Sep 2015 | 35
Donald Trump dumps on Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg Candidate wants crimp on H-1B visas to stop Silicon Valley hiring cheap from overseas On-Prem18 Aug 2015 | 60
'We've got the sanitation problem solved', says world's richest poop drinker QuoTW Plus: Don't mess with Zuck's 'high ethical standards' Bootnotes16 Aug 2015 | 3
Yikes! Facebook will run on TELEPATHY, thinks Zuck, in Q&A Questions from Schwarzenegger and Hawking. Similar guys, really SaaS30 Jun 2015 | 18
NOBODY reading your Facebook post? TOUGH LUCK, sez Zuck Free content ad network only cares about MEELLIONS of EYEBALLS Networks13 Jun 2015 | 22
Facebook ditches HTML mobe future in favour of Zuck-style JavaScript React Native – It's JS with a hint of nutritious, ad-friendly lock-in Software11 Jun 2015 | 29
What a Zuckin' drag! 'Frisco queens protest outside Facebook HQ over 'real names' policy Performers protest social network over controversial rules Bootnotes01 Jun 2015 | 33
I say Zuck off, YOU say Zuck off, we ALL say Zuck off More activists weigh into Internet.org row Networks20 May 2015 | 4
Zuck'ed up: Facebook opens up free internet in India – but bans HTTPS Encryption not allowed through Internet.org's service Networks04 May 2015 | 32
Husband of Facebook COO, Sheryl Sandberg, dies suddenly Zuck leads tributes to Silicon Valley biz man David Goldberg Legal02 May 2015 | 7
LOOK OUT, Brits – is that a Facebook LASER-GUN drone above us? F8 2015 Zuckerberg's comms cruisers tested in UK skies Networks27 Mar 2015 | 23
Facebook's phone KILLER: Messenger will replace TALKING, says Zuck F8 2015 Using your voice 'doesn't feel like the future' – hence chat app revamp SaaS25 Mar 2015 | 12
Zuck: Get your FULLY EXPOSED BUTTOCKS off my Facebook Community standards? We've heard of 'em Legal16 Mar 2015 | 34
'Just a kid' Zuck's word is his bond ... but NOT in his backyard, lawsuit claims Dispute with neighbour gets personal On-Prem15 Mar 2015 | 45
Holy Zuck! Facebook fraud suspect VANISHES Lawyer: I 'haven't got a clue' where he's gone SaaS10 Mar 2015 | 14
Revealed: Facebook Boss Zuckerberg's One Weird Trick When Hiring Employers hate him (almost as much as you hate this headline) On-Prem05 Mar 2015 | 20
Facebook's mobile ad bonanza brought it record returns in 2014 Social network Zucked up more cash than ever On-Prem29 Jan 2015 | 5
Bill Gates – I WISH I was like Zuck and spoke Chinese. Yep, I drink poo Je ne suis pas un millionnaire. Je suis un milliardaire Channel28 Jan 2015 | 90
Speak your brains, Colombia – Facebook chief to walk among you soon Zero per cent chance of telling bossman to bog off in Bogotá On-Prem10 Jan 2015 | 2
Chum's house burnt down? Facebook mulls 'DISLIKE' button for that New knob to avoid this: 'My boyf dumped me' ... 4 Likes Networks12 Dec 2014 | 23
Marky Mark & the techie bunch: We love you, China. Can Facebook 'n' Apple come over? Top Chinese interwebs man visits US: Boydroid, Tim Cook, Jeff Bezos wax on with Lu Wei Networks08 Dec 2014 | 6
GROUP HUG, shouts Facebook. C'mere and let us squeeze you more App guys? You still happy with using Facebook login? Applications19 Nov 2014 | 4
Facebook, working on Facebook at Work, works on Facebook. At Work You don't want your cat or drunk pics at the office Software17 Nov 2014 | 25
Zuck on The Social Network: Nobody wants to watch my REAL life for 2 hrs straight 'Probably wouldn't have been that good of a movie' SaaS08 Nov 2014 | 20
At last! Now you can STIFLE dull chums you can't really unfriend on Facebook Can't ditch your oldest mate, but let's lose the baby pics Legal07 Nov 2014 | 23
Facebook's Zuckerberg in EBOLA VIRUS FIGHT: Billionaire battles bug US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention contacted as site supremo coughs up Bootnotes14 Oct 2014 | 30
Behind the Facebook DRAG QUEEN CRACKDOWN: 'Anonymity soon!' +Comment Demands ultimate control over fake IDs Software08 Oct 2014 | 41
SHOW ME the MONEY: Payment code spied in Facebook Messenger And show everyone else in the world, mostprobably Software06 Oct 2014 | 25
Doctor Zuck, I'm so poorly right now! Facebook examines healthcare biz: report Any symptoms you wish to share? Yes, a huge headache On-Prem04 Oct 2014 | 12
Tough luck, Zuck! Man who claimed to own half of Facebook has fraud trial delayed six months Judge grants his new lawyer time to peruse the evidence On-Prem15 Sep 2014 | 8
Zuck: Yo, Mexico! My $19bn WhatsApp could connect THREE BEEELLION people Facebook boydroid frets about EU watchdog On-Prem06 Sep 2014 | 11