Zuck covers up mic and webcam because sharing isn't always good Instagram PR pic poses interesting questions Security22 Jun 2016 | 49
'I am not a lizard' Zuckerberg proclaims in public Q&A But he does want Facebook in your mind On-Prem15 Jun 2016 | 36
ISS 'nauts to face Mark Zuckerberg grilling Facebook Live vid Q&A session tomorrow Science31 May 2016 | 10
Back up the trucks for Zuck's bucks: Facebook revenues up 52 per cent $5.4bn can buy a lot of laser drones On-Prem27 Apr 2016 | 11
Zuck's bucks are now the world's 6th-largest cash pile Facebook tycoon trails only Gates and Bezos in total worth On-Prem29 Jan 2016 | 12
Indian net neutrality fans tell Facebook to Zuck off Internet.org labelled land-grab while real problem of connectivity remains Networks30 Oct 2015 | 7
Zuck, Gates and Bono in ludicrous internet access for world+dog by 2020 bid UN pledge seemingly ignores UN broadband slowdown report Networks27 Sep 2015 | 33
Ahmed's clock wasn't a bomb, but it blew up the 'net and Zuckerberg, Obama want to meet him Pics Teen's arrest goes viral, support pours in from the web Legal16 Sep 2015 | 223
Tech turned on its head: 'Dislike' button in Facebook, pay Snapchat $1 to defuse self-destructing sexy selfies Will wonders never cease in Silicon Valley? On-Prem15 Sep 2015 | 35
Donald Trump dumps on Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg Candidate wants crimp on H-1B visas to stop Silicon Valley hiring cheap from overseas On-Prem18 Aug 2015 | 60
'We've got the sanitation problem solved', says world's richest poop drinker QuoTW Plus: Don't mess with Zuck's 'high ethical standards' Bootnotes16 Aug 2015 | 3
Yikes! Facebook will run on TELEPATHY, thinks Zuck, in Q&A Questions from Schwarzenegger and Hawking. Similar guys, really SaaS30 Jun 2015 | 18
NOBODY reading your Facebook post? TOUGH LUCK, sez Zuck Free content ad network only cares about MEELLIONS of EYEBALLS Networks13 Jun 2015 | 22
Facebook ditches HTML mobe future in favour of Zuck-style JavaScript React Native – It's JS with a hint of nutritious, ad-friendly lock-in Software11 Jun 2015 | 29
What a Zuckin' drag! 'Frisco queens protest outside Facebook HQ over 'real names' policy Performers protest social network over controversial rules Bootnotes01 Jun 2015 | 33
I say Zuck off, YOU say Zuck off, we ALL say Zuck off More activists weigh into Internet.org row Networks20 May 2015 | 4
Zuck'ed up: Facebook opens up free internet in India – but bans HTTPS Encryption not allowed through Internet.org's service Networks04 May 2015 | 32
Husband of Facebook COO, Sheryl Sandberg, dies suddenly Zuck leads tributes to Silicon Valley biz man David Goldberg Legal02 May 2015 | 7
LOOK OUT, Brits – is that a Facebook LASER-GUN drone above us? F8 2015 Zuckerberg's comms cruisers tested in UK skies Networks27 Mar 2015 | 23
Facebook's phone KILLER: Messenger will replace TALKING, says Zuck F8 2015 Using your voice 'doesn't feel like the future' – hence chat app revamp SaaS25 Mar 2015 | 12
Zuck: Get your FULLY EXPOSED BUTTOCKS off my Facebook Community standards? We've heard of 'em Legal16 Mar 2015 | 34
'Just a kid' Zuck's word is his bond ... but NOT in his backyard, lawsuit claims Dispute with neighbour gets personal On-Prem15 Mar 2015 | 45
Holy Zuck! Facebook fraud suspect VANISHES Lawyer: I 'haven't got a clue' where he's gone SaaS10 Mar 2015 | 14
Revealed: Facebook Boss Zuckerberg's One Weird Trick When Hiring Employers hate him (almost as much as you hate this headline) On-Prem05 Mar 2015 | 20
Facebook's mobile ad bonanza brought it record returns in 2014 Social network Zucked up more cash than ever On-Prem29 Jan 2015 | 5
Bill Gates – I WISH I was like Zuck and spoke Chinese. Yep, I drink poo Je ne suis pas un millionnaire. Je suis un milliardaire Channel28 Jan 2015 | 90
Speak your brains, Colombia – Facebook chief to walk among you soon Zero per cent chance of telling bossman to bog off in Bogotá On-Prem10 Jan 2015 | 2
Chum's house burnt down? Facebook mulls 'DISLIKE' button for that New knob to avoid this: 'My boyf dumped me' ... 4 Likes Networks12 Dec 2014 | 23
Marky Mark & the techie bunch: We love you, China. Can Facebook 'n' Apple come over? Top Chinese interwebs man visits US: Boydroid, Tim Cook, Jeff Bezos wax on with Lu Wei Networks08 Dec 2014 | 6
GROUP HUG, shouts Facebook. C'mere and let us squeeze you more App guys? You still happy with using Facebook login? Applications19 Nov 2014 | 4
Facebook, working on Facebook at Work, works on Facebook. At Work You don't want your cat or drunk pics at the office Software17 Nov 2014 | 25
Zuck on The Social Network: Nobody wants to watch my REAL life for 2 hrs straight 'Probably wouldn't have been that good of a movie' SaaS08 Nov 2014 | 20
At last! Now you can STIFLE dull chums you can't really unfriend on Facebook Can't ditch your oldest mate, but let's lose the baby pics Legal07 Nov 2014 | 23
Facebook's Zuckerberg in EBOLA VIRUS FIGHT: Billionaire battles bug US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention contacted as site supremo coughs up Bootnotes14 Oct 2014 | 30
Behind the Facebook DRAG QUEEN CRACKDOWN: 'Anonymity soon!' +Comment Demands ultimate control over fake IDs Software08 Oct 2014 | 41
SHOW ME the MONEY: Payment code spied in Facebook Messenger And show everyone else in the world, mostprobably Software06 Oct 2014 | 25
Doctor Zuck, I'm so poorly right now! Facebook examines healthcare biz: report Any symptoms you wish to share? Yes, a huge headache On-Prem04 Oct 2014 | 12
Tough luck, Zuck! Man who claimed to own half of Facebook has fraud trial delayed six months Judge grants his new lawyer time to peruse the evidence On-Prem15 Sep 2014 | 8
Zuck: Yo, Mexico! My $19bn WhatsApp could connect THREE BEEELLION people Facebook boydroid frets about EU watchdog On-Prem06 Sep 2014 | 11
Zuckerberg and other directors sued over gigantic packages Shareholder claims board can award themselves as much money as they like On-Prem10 Jun 2014 | 20
Zuckerchan toss another $120 MEEELLION to schools in charity push Facebook boss and wife to fund classroom tech programs On-Prem30 May 2014 | 8
Where are your rich friends? Facebook's Zuck sued for not being social enough Property dev's suit claims Mark reneged on introductions deal Legal13 May 2014 | 16
Iran brands Facebook boss Zuckerberg an 'American Zionist', bans WhatsApp Censorship at work and play - unless you've a VPN Legal06 May 2014 | 5
Facebook UNVEILS VEIL for 'anonymous' logins New, granular permissions give users line-item veto Devops30 Apr 2014 | 12
Zuck: Web drones, not balloons (cough, cough Google) are way forward Facebook's boywonder dismisses rival's Loon balloons as loony baloney Networks28 Mar 2014 | 27
Facebook taps up NASA boffins to launch drone fleet, laser comms lab Brit experts also tapped up to connect 5 billion more people to Zuck's ad network Networks27 Mar 2014 | 12
Facebook Oculus VR buyout: IT WANTS your EYEBALLS Comment Mapping out the Face in its Book for an ad-stuffed future On-Prem27 Mar 2014 | 65
Facebook's Zuckerberg buttonholes Obama, rages against NSA dragnet spying The www is MY data-slurping farm, NOT yours Legal14 Mar 2014 | 55
Facebook gobbles WhatsApp for SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS Oh snap! Chat app chaps slap $3bn in their slacks. Crack open the schnapps On-Prem19 Feb 2014 | 78
Facebook's Zuckerberg: US gov 'blew it' on mass surveillance By all means MINE THAT DATA, just tell us about it... bitch Security25 Nov 2013 | 17
'It's a joke!' ... Bill Gates slams Mark Zuckerberg's web-for-the-poor dream Old dog slaps down young pup Networks02 Nov 2013 | 146
Facebook Zucks up $2bn sales, record profit - but stock fell. What gives? More mobile users and more ads added up to a solid quarter On-Prem31 Oct 2013 | 3
Wanna be Zuckerberg's neighbor? Tough luck, he bought the block for $30m So THAT'S how much privacy costs Networks11 Oct 2013 | 50
Instagram: You'll LOVE our 'enjoyable' new feature. Yes, it's adverts Time to start earning back Facebook's $715m Legal04 Oct 2013 | 24
Facebook sharpens ad-shifting tool: Soon users will eat creepily SPECIFIC ad-gloop Just an algorithm tweak and you're all mine ... bitch Networks30 Sep 2013 | 24
Zuckerberg: I want the WHOLE WORLD in my hands Comment Let me get you online and show you some ads ... bitch Networks21 Aug 2013 | 57
Palestinian Facebook flaw-finder getting $10,000 payday in online appeal Security industry rallies round when Zuck & Co. refuse to pay up Security20 Aug 2013 | 36
Facebook turns tables on profile stalkers with News Feed tweak We know you LIKE that ... bitch On-Prem07 Aug 2013 | 25
Wall St 'Likes' Facebook again: Shares edge up to pre-IPOcalypse price Show me the money ... bitch On-Prem31 Jul 2013 | 4
Zuck on THIS: Mobile users propel Facebook to RECORD earnings Welcome to the party ... bitch On-Prem24 Jul 2013 | 9
Facebook bug leaks contact info of 6 million users But to each other, oddly enough – not the NSA Security21 Jun 2013 | 19
Peak Facebook: British users lose their Liking for Zuck's ad empire One in 10 UK Facebookers: I quit this... bitch Software24 May 2013 | 99