Palo Alto Networks execs apologize for 'hostesses' dressed as lamps at Black Hat booth Biz admits turning human women into faceless, sexualized furniture was a 'tone deaf' marketing ploy Security14 Aug 2024 | 202
Spam crusade lands charity in hot water with data watchdog Penny Appeal sent more than 460,000 texts asking for money to help war-torn countries, no opt out Security05 Mar 2024 | 72
HP TV ads claim its printers are 'made to be less hated' Apparently they're being serious Bootnotes07 Dec 2023 | 94
India warns ecommerce 'basket sneaks' and 'confirm shamers' their days are numbered Amazon, Google, and Meta helped it to draft guidelines on preventing 'dark patterns' Software08 Sep 2023 | 19
Infosys launches 'sonic identity' – an aural logo to 'reinforce brand purpose' LogoWatch It’s a 'digital metaphor' that signals the sound of opportunity, apparently Offbeat10 Aug 2023 | 32
Uncle Sam cracks down on faked reviews and bad influencers Big $50,000 fines for misleading posts... unless it's political, natch Personal Tech30 Jun 2023 | 21
Halfords slapped on wrist for breaching email marketing laws Bike and car accessory slinger fined £30,000 for hitting send on more than 499k unsolicited emails Security08 Sep 2022 | 39
India to upgrade mobile networks near Maoist insurgents to 4G They're currently on 2G – a tactic the government uses to suppress communication Networks28 Apr 2022 | 2
Accenture announces 'Accenture Song' – not a tune, but a rebrand To deliver post-pandemic accelerated metaverse continuum experience consultancy. Or something Offbeat28 Apr 2022 | 58
McAfee's and FireEye rename themselves ‘Trellix’ LogoWatch To evoke support for growing things, not the 1990s vendor of web-pages-made-easy-ware Security20 Jan 2022 | 19
HubSpot must prove core sales features to be taken seriously in enterprise CRM market To compete against Salesforce, Oracle and co, software slinger needs to do more, says analyst Software25 Sep 2020 | 2
Google Chrome 85 to block ads that hog power, CPUs, network: Web ads giant will black-hole 0.3% of web ads So brave... but not so Brave Personal Tech01 Sep 2020 | 26
As Amazon's stock price soars and Bezos adds to his billions, affiliates face massive cuts in their commissions Times are hard...for you at least Personal Tech15 Apr 2020 | 22
Trashing privacy? That's our job! Facebook accuses analytics biz of harvesting people's info from software dev kit sold to app makers Sueball lobbed at OneAudience Software28 Feb 2020 | 14
Stop us if you've heard this one: Facebook and Twitter profiles silently slurped by shady code Rogue SDKs covertly harvested personal info, it is claimed Security26 Nov 2019 | 13
Twitter: No, really, we're very sorry we sold your security info for a boatload of cash That was just an unfortunate accident that ended up padding Jack's bank account Security09 Oct 2019 | 69
Clutching at its Perl 6, developer community ponders language name with less baggage First Gim, er, Glimpse – now our web vultures' favorite coding lingo Software30 Aug 2019 | 250
Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI, mega-survey of nearly 3,000 upstarts finds One pint of beer please, Mr Barman. I am 18 today, honest! AI + ML05 Mar 2019 | 43
Wi-Fi Alliance ditches 802.11 spec codes for consumer-friendly naming scheme Meet Wi-Fi 6, the protocol previously known as 802.11ax Networks04 Oct 2018 | 53
Everything DM gets direct message slap: Marketing biz cops £60k ICO fine Sent 1.42 million mailers to unconsenting folk in a year Security05 Sep 2018 | 6
The cybercriminal's cash cow and the marketer's machine: Inside the mad sad bad web ad world Special report We peek behind the curtain of banners and gimmicks that go too far Security29 Jun 2018 | 49
Twitter: Finally, there's an affordable way to pay us actual money Premium Search API targets businesses on a budget Devops14 Nov 2017 | 3
UK data watchdog swots automated marketing call pest with £260k fine Easyleads applies to be struck off after investigation Legal21 Sep 2017 | 21
Ad blocking basically doesn't exist on mobile We have the technology, we just don't use it Personal Tech25 Aug 2017 | 84
Road accident nuisance callers fined £270,000 for being absolute sh*tbags HI! OUR RECORDS INDICATE YOU'VE BEEN IN A RO- *click* Legal09 Mar 2017 | 78
Florida Man jailed for 4 years after raking in a million bucks from spam Miscreant used stolen email accounts to cram crap into inboxes Security18 Feb 2017 | 44
Marketing... or how I lost my soul to Lagos Radbot Life as a tech entrepreneur On-Prem28 Oct 2016 | 12
Just a little FYI: Small town ISPs want out of FCC privacy rules C'mon Marlene, we don't need opt-in consent, we're locals! Networks24 Aug 2016 | 9
Not an Oracle user? You're probably in an Oracle database anyway Big Red gets into the data business with 400m-strong business profile trove On-Prem15 Aug 2016 | 5
Ofgem sets up database so energy companies can spam Brits Capitalism, free markets, competition, whoop-de-doo Legal04 Aug 2016 | 42
Must listen: We've found the real Bastard Operator From Hell Ingenious IT boss banishes hapless callers to on-hold Hades with Extension 666 On-Prem29 Apr 2016 | 124
Blah Blah blah ... I don't care! To hell with your tech marketing bull Sysadmin blog In tech, filtering signal from noise is a full-time job Devops07 Mar 2016 | 64
Online pharmacy slapped with £130,000 fine for flogging customer data Privacy group: Must be a ban on all marketing to patients Security20 Oct 2015 | 36
Dry those eyes, ad blockers are unlikely to kill the internet In fact, they might halve everyone's marketing budget Legal14 Oct 2015 | 197
Cisco re-orgs marketing to hide the brand, EMPTY YOUR WALLET Awareness? But everyone knows who we are! Networks22 Jul 2015 | 6
The Happiness Industry, Seveneves and Confessions of a Tinderella Page File Myth and mischief-making in fact and fiction Bootnotes23 May 2015 | 7
Roll up, roll up for Oracle database flash tune-up – Violin Comment Faster DBs to be won Storage11 Dec 2014 | 8
How HAPPY am I on a scale of 1 to 10? Where do I click PISSED OFF? Something for the Weekend, Sir? Our survey says: whuh-waah Bootnotes06 Dec 2014 | 129
ICO to fine UNBIDDEN MARKETEERS who cause 'ANXIETY' Inconvenience, annoyance also pass the watchdog's stress test Legal28 Oct 2014 | 34
Top Gear Tigers and Bingo Boilers: Farewell then, Phones4U Phones for the drinking classes Bootnotes18 Sep 2014 | 74
Four fake Google haxbots hit YOUR WEBSITE every day Goog the perfect ruse to slip into SEO orfice Security25 Jul 2014 | 9
LinkedIn slurps B2B marketing bods Bizo for $175m Mini shopping spree! Network buys 2 companies in 2 weeks On-Prem23 Jul 2014 | 3
Oracle's $5 BEEELLION acquisition zeppelin looms over Micros Systems Report: Database giant in 'exclusive talks' with hotel and retail thingummy vendor Channel17 Jun 2014 | 4
Still using e-mail? Marketers say you're part of DARK SOCIAL You can't make this stuff up Networks28 May 2014 | 129
Your personal data is worth a measly eight bucks a month Post-broker dangles cash for right to sniff social emissions and spending habits On-Prem14 Feb 2014 | 13
Snowden saga scares Oracle away from spy-flick sponsorship Company said to have backed out of Jack Ryan placements Legal07 Feb 2014 | 14
IBM predicts glorious tech future made possible by $IBMmarketing Analysis Poor track record of scrying muddies optimistic pronouncements SaaS18 Dec 2013 | 8
Tech today: Popular kids, geeks, bitchfests... Welcome back to HIGH SCHOOL, nerds Sysadmin blog Don't be fooled. Following the herd STILL gets you nowhere On-Prem05 Nov 2013 | 17
Guinness: Have a quick bonk over the bar and receive FREE BEER Irish stout kings offer gratis pints to mobe-touting punters Networks26 Jul 2013 | 20
Adobe marketing cloud now to rain spam following Neolane slurp We're struggling to rid ourselves of that image too SaaS28 Jun 2013 | 7
Gartner magicians conjure technological TUBE MAP Quadrants are too square for marketroids On-Prem21 Jun 2013 | 26
Salesforce: Internet of Things is 'third wave of computing' Benioff & Co dive into social networks, connected devices On-Prem23 Apr 2013 | 16
Revealed: Vendors’ worst sales fluff Gartner's ‘Non-differentiators rarely substantiated with credible evidence’ On-Prem27 Mar 2013 | 29
PR people 'put duty to the public ahead of employers' interests' Says press release based on what PRs said in interviews Legal18 Jan 2013 | 34
Storage for 'Enterprise': What does that even MEAN? Storagebod For biz, for large deployments, backup memory for the Star Trek starship? Storage17 Jan 2013 | 7
Social media and the channel marketing Fear Factor Around half of resellers swerve Twitter, Facebook and LinkedIn Campaigns Channel04 Jan 2013 |
Apple 'hasn't really run out of iPhone 5s AT ALL' 'They're in there playing Jenga with them', whispers mole Bootnotes17 Sep 2012 | 111
Capita bungs staff £250 if they cheer up, smile for ad snaps PFYs asked to wash smelly Metallica T-shirts Channel20 Aug 2012 | 17
Product-led campaigns just don't work for vendors or resellers What would you like in your marketing menu? Channel30 Jul 2012 | 1
Microsoft hires former Hillary Clinton adviser as top strategist His mission: Put lipstick on Bing On-Prem19 Jul 2012 | 23
Oracle acquisition gets Larry more Involver(ed) with Facebook Bags tools to help marketeers become your BFFs Software11 Jul 2012 | 3
Oracle gobbles upstart Facebook, Instagram biz tout Social networking marketer Vitrue joins Larry's cloud SaaS23 May 2012 | 6