Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia accused of hacking Jeff Bezos' phone with malware-laden WhatsApp message Updated Mid-East nation slams 'absurd' claim, UN report to emerge Security22 Jan 2020 | 43
What do Brit biz consultants and X-rated cam stars have in common? Wide open... AWS S3 buckets on public internet Exposed: Intimate... personal details belonging to thousands of folks Security15 Jan 2020 | 17
Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports NSFW: Something for the New Year, Sir? If you must know, 2020 was a blast Personal Tech01 Jan 2020 | 82
The time PC Tools spared an aerospace techie the blushes Who, Me? Look before you leap, and by leap, we mean run del *.* Storage23 Dec 2019 | 110
Another free web course to gain machine-learning skills (thanks, Finland), NIST probes 'racist' face-recog – and more Roundup Various bits and bytes ahead of the Christmas break AI + ML20 Dec 2019 | 7
FCC proudly wastes $90m getting data-capped, pricey satellite internet to tiny percentage of US population On the plus side, this saves cable companies the hassle of laying down fiber Networks18 Dec 2019 | 41
Canada's .ca supremo in hot water after cyber-smut stash allegedly found on his work Mac ‒ and three IT bods fired Updated Board 'upset', eh, amid claims PFYs sacked after discovery Networks16 Dec 2019 | 101
You cannae break the laws of physics, cap'n... Boffins call BS on 'impossible' black hole, fear readings were botched Updated We knew it was too good to be true Science12 Dec 2019 | 52
Join us on our new journey, says Wunderlist – as it vanishes down the Microsoft plughole Popular to-do app dies in May. And here’s a worse version... Software10 Dec 2019 | 49
Internet jerk with million-plus fans starts 14-year stretch for bizarre dot-com armed robbery Lawyer attempted to argue theft of domain name at gunpoint was too stupid to be true Bootnotes10 Dec 2019 | 65
Final update doled out to those who let Google sit on their face: Glass Explorer Edition cut off from the mothership And thus the age of the Glasshole passes into history Personal Tech09 Dec 2019 | 14
We know this sounds weird but in future we could ask fiber optic cables: Did the earth move for you... literally? Distributed acoustic sensing turns old glass cabling into seismic sensors Science05 Dec 2019 | 25
Christmas in tatters for Nottinghamshire tots after mayor tells them Santa's too busy Is that true, Mummy? Bootnotes27 Nov 2019 | 187
'Horndog hackers' have a Wales of a time slinging smut from UK gov Twitter account Sheepish staff apologize after it turns out securing government comms is hard work Bootnotes25 Nov 2019 | 17
Interpol: Strong encryption helps online predators. Build backdoors Multinational cop agency reportedly set to issue statement Security18 Nov 2019 | 205
What a load of bollards! Object of bloke's street furniture romp run over NSFW Still a better love story than Twilight Bootnotes15 Nov 2019 | 41
NASA boffins tackle Nazi alien in space – with the help of Native American tribal elders Clickbait? We've heard of IT Science14 Nov 2019 | 64
DXC's new boss has quite the cleanup ahead after frankenfirm exits Q2 nursing $2bn loss This poisoned chalice had better be delicious On-Prem12 Nov 2019 | 19
Please tell us why you're not securing yourselves, UK.gov asks businesses Has collective amnesia about stance on end-to-end encryption Security04 Nov 2019 | 37
I cannae do it, captain, I'm giving it all she's got, but she just cannae take another dose of bullsh!t Column A tricorder for food is possible, but the truth is trickier Science04 Nov 2019 | 97
Come on, you can't be serious: Now Australia mulls face-recog tech for p0rno site age checks A whole new spin on facial recognition AI + ML29 Oct 2019 | 104
Inside the 1TB ImageNet data set used to train the world's AI: Naked kids, drunken frat parties, porno stars, and more Feature Creators tried to stop us looking through it. We saw a copy anyway. Now it's being scrubbed clean AI + ML23 Oct 2019 | 78
Yahoo! Groups' closure and a tale of Oftel: Die-hard users 'informally' included telcos Ofcom: Ahem. Just check our website Networks18 Oct 2019 | 31
Junior minister says gov.UK considering facial recognition to verify age of p0rn-watchers Yes, you read that right. Plus they spent £2.2m on failed AV policy AI + ML18 Oct 2019 | 127
Well, well, well. Fancy that. UK.gov shelves planned pr0n block Thought of the children, but not privacy, tech, legal implications Legal16 Oct 2019 | 139
Telstra chairman: If those darn kids can earn $5m playing Fortnite, why can't execs? Plus: 35-year-old CEO who took over from dad blasts millennials for being entitled Bootnotes15 Oct 2019 | 42
How do we stop filling the oceans with Lego? By being a BaaS-tard, toy maker suggests Firm admits it has considered a bricks-as-a-service biz model Bootnotes14 Oct 2019 | 63
Imperva cloud firewall pwned, D-Link bug uncovered – plus more Roundup Including: Visual Studio Code debug hole found Security14 Oct 2019 | 2
Kiss my ASCII, Microsoft – we've got one million fewer daily active users than you, boasts Slack Redmond's bundled group chat app draws fire from Slackville Software11 Oct 2019 | 73
Some fokken arse has bared the privates of 250,000 users' from Dutch brothel forum 'Hookers.nl is committed to privacy and we deeply regret the situation.' Ja, hoor! Security10 Oct 2019 | 83
TalkTalk bollocked after fibre marketing emails found to be full of sh!t 100% capacity doesn't mean 2/3 of the true figure, growls ad watchdog Networks09 Oct 2019 | 53
IT workers: Speaking truth to douchebags since 1977 Who, Me? When boot messages go bad Bootnotes30 Sep 2019 | 113
Yahoo! couldn't! detect! hackers! in! its! network! but! can! spot! NSFW! smut! in! your! office? Web giant offers open-source AI-powered X-rated pic hunter AI + ML30 Sep 2016 | 35
Facebook serves up shaved, pierced, tattooed 'butterfly' as CAPTCHA VERY NSFW When we say 'butterfly' we mean... well... Bootnotes30 Apr 2015 | 80
US bloke raises $250k to build robo-masturbation device NSFW 'Outpouring of support' for Autoblow 2 Bootnotes03 Jun 2014 | 80
Waving an Eye-of-Sauron pulsating mock cock? Stop immediately NSFW Mains-powered sex aid recalled ... Ultimate O turns into ultimate Oh no Bootnotes10 Jun 2013 | 42
Jamie Oliver website offers graphic recipe for 'Pussy' NSFW User-generated beaver pie still on menu Bootnotes20 Dec 2010 | 28
YouTube pulls London rooftop shag vid Al fresco rumpy-pumpy caught on camera Bootnotes25 May 2007 | 3
Belgian bj politico reneges on election pledge NSFW Sends Japanese assistant to pleasure voters Bootnotes23 May 2007 | 11
Oral sex could be more dangerous than cigars Looks bad for Clinton either way Science10 May 2007 | 19
Ann Summers love egg fails to crack Cyprus Island deprived of 'serious clitoral lovin' Bootnotes01 May 2007 | 6
Website offers virtual substance abuse, P2P pressure No activity too mundane for doleful online saddos Bootnotes26 Apr 2007 | 6
eBay trashes English language in sex doll shocker NSFW Boasts '100% honorable person's entire meat skin nature' Bootnotes09 Feb 2007 | 1