We know this sounds weird but in future we could ask fiber optic cables: Did the earth move for you... literally? Distributed acoustic sensing turns old glass cabling into seismic sensors Science05 Dec 2019 | 25
Christmas in tatters for Nottinghamshire tots after mayor tells them Santa's too busy Is that true, Mummy? Bootnotes27 Nov 2019 | 187
'Horndog hackers' have a Wales of a time slinging smut from UK gov Twitter account Sheepish staff apologize after it turns out securing government comms is hard work Bootnotes25 Nov 2019 | 17
Interpol: Strong encryption helps online predators. Build backdoors Multinational cop agency reportedly set to issue statement Security18 Nov 2019 | 205
What a load of bollards! Object of bloke's street furniture romp run over NSFW Still a better love story than Twilight Bootnotes15 Nov 2019 | 41
NASA boffins tackle Nazi alien in space – with the help of Native American tribal elders Clickbait? We've heard of IT Science14 Nov 2019 | 64
DXC's new boss has quite the cleanup ahead after frankenfirm exits Q2 nursing $2bn loss This poisoned chalice had better be delicious On-Prem12 Nov 2019 | 19
Please tell us why you're not securing yourselves, UK.gov asks businesses Has collective amnesia about stance on end-to-end encryption Security04 Nov 2019 | 37
I cannae do it, captain, I'm giving it all she's got, but she just cannae take another dose of bullsh!t Column A tricorder for food is possible, but the truth is trickier Science04 Nov 2019 | 97
Come on, you can't be serious: Now Australia mulls face-recog tech for p0rno site age checks A whole new spin on facial recognition AI + ML29 Oct 2019 | 104
Inside the 1TB ImageNet data set used to train the world's AI: Naked kids, drunken frat parties, porno stars, and more Feature Creators tried to stop us looking through it. We saw a copy anyway. Now it's being scrubbed clean AI + ML23 Oct 2019 | 78
Yahoo! Groups' closure and a tale of Oftel: Die-hard users 'informally' included telcos Ofcom: Ahem. Just check our website Networks18 Oct 2019 | 31
Junior minister says gov.UK considering facial recognition to verify age of p0rn-watchers Yes, you read that right. Plus they spent £2.2m on failed AV policy AI + ML18 Oct 2019 | 127
Well, well, well. Fancy that. UK.gov shelves planned pr0n block Thought of the children, but not privacy, tech, legal implications Legal16 Oct 2019 | 139
Telstra chairman: If those darn kids can earn $5m playing Fortnite, why can't execs? Plus: 35-year-old CEO who took over from dad blasts millennials for being entitled Bootnotes15 Oct 2019 | 42
How do we stop filling the oceans with Lego? By being a BaaS-tard, toy maker suggests Firm admits it has considered a bricks-as-a-service biz model Bootnotes14 Oct 2019 | 63
Imperva cloud firewall pwned, D-Link bug uncovered – plus more Roundup Including: Visual Studio Code debug hole found Security14 Oct 2019 | 2
Kiss my ASCII, Microsoft – we've got one million fewer daily active users than you, boasts Slack Redmond's bundled group chat app draws fire from Slackville Software11 Oct 2019 | 73
Some fokken arse has bared the privates of 250,000 users' from Dutch brothel forum 'Hookers.nl is committed to privacy and we deeply regret the situation.' Ja, hoor! Security10 Oct 2019 | 83
TalkTalk bollocked after fibre marketing emails found to be full of sh!t 100% capacity doesn't mean 2/3 of the true figure, growls ad watchdog Networks09 Oct 2019 | 53
IT workers: Speaking truth to douchebags since 1977 Who, Me? When boot messages go bad Bootnotes30 Sep 2019 | 113
Yahoo! couldn't! detect! hackers! in! its! network! but! can! spot! NSFW! smut! in! your! office? Web giant offers open-source AI-powered X-rated pic hunter AI + ML30 Sep 2016 | 35
Facebook serves up shaved, pierced, tattooed 'butterfly' as CAPTCHA VERY NSFW When we say 'butterfly' we mean... well... Bootnotes30 Apr 2015 | 80
US bloke raises $250k to build robo-masturbation device NSFW 'Outpouring of support' for Autoblow 2 Bootnotes03 Jun 2014 | 80
Waving an Eye-of-Sauron pulsating mock cock? Stop immediately NSFW Mains-powered sex aid recalled ... Ultimate O turns into ultimate Oh no Bootnotes10 Jun 2013 | 42
Jamie Oliver website offers graphic recipe for 'Pussy' NSFW User-generated beaver pie still on menu Bootnotes20 Dec 2010 | 28
YouTube pulls London rooftop shag vid Al fresco rumpy-pumpy caught on camera Bootnotes25 May 2007 | 3
Belgian bj politico reneges on election pledge NSFW Sends Japanese assistant to pleasure voters Bootnotes23 May 2007 | 11
Oral sex could be more dangerous than cigars Looks bad for Clinton either way Science10 May 2007 | 19
Ann Summers love egg fails to crack Cyprus Island deprived of 'serious clitoral lovin' Bootnotes01 May 2007 | 6
Website offers virtual substance abuse, P2P pressure No activity too mundane for doleful online saddos Bootnotes26 Apr 2007 | 6
eBay trashes English language in sex doll shocker NSFW Boasts '100% honorable person's entire meat skin nature' Bootnotes09 Feb 2007 | 1