We know this sounds weird but in future we could ask fiber optic cables: Did the earth move for you... literally?
Distributed acoustic sensing turns old glass cabling into seismic sensors
Science05 Dec 2019 | 25
NSFW
Christmas in tatters for Nottinghamshire tots after mayor tells them Santa's too busy
Is that true, Mummy?
Bootnotes27 Nov 2019 | 187
'Horndog hackers' have a Wales of a time slinging smut from UK gov Twitter account
Sheepish staff apologize after it turns out securing government comms is hard work
Bootnotes25 Nov 2019 | 17
Interpol: Strong encryption helps online predators. Build backdoors
Multinational cop agency reportedly set to issue statement
Security18 Nov 2019 | 205
What a load of bollards! Object of bloke's street furniture romp run over
NSFW Still a better love story than Twilight
Bootnotes15 Nov 2019 | 41
NASA boffins tackle Nazi alien in space – with the help of Native American tribal elders
Clickbait? We've heard of IT
Science14 Nov 2019 | 64
DXC's new boss has quite the cleanup ahead after frankenfirm exits Q2 nursing $2bn loss
This poisoned chalice had better be delicious
On-Prem12 Nov 2019 | 19
Please tell us why you're not securing yourselves, UK.gov asks businesses
Has collective amnesia about stance on end-to-end encryption
Security04 Nov 2019 | 37
I cannae do it, captain, I'm giving it all she's got, but she just cannae take another dose of bullsh!t
Column A tricorder for food is possible, but the truth is trickier
Science04 Nov 2019 | 97
Come on, you can't be serious: Now Australia mulls face-recog tech for p0rno site age checks
A whole new spin on facial recognition
AI + ML29 Oct 2019 | 104
Inside the 1TB ImageNet data set used to train the world's AI: Naked kids, drunken frat parties, porno stars, and more
Feature Creators tried to stop us looking through it. We saw a copy anyway. Now it's being scrubbed clean
AI + ML23 Oct 2019 | 78
Yahoo! Groups' closure and a tale of Oftel: Die-hard users 'informally' included telcos
Ofcom: Ahem. Just check our website
Networks18 Oct 2019 | 31
Junior minister says gov.UK considering facial recognition to verify age of p0rn-watchers
Yes, you read that right. Plus they spent £2.2m on failed AV policy
AI + ML18 Oct 2019 | 127
Well, well, well. Fancy that. UK.gov shelves planned pr0n block
Thought of the children, but not privacy, tech, legal implications
Legal16 Oct 2019 | 139
Telstra chairman: If those darn kids can earn $5m playing Fortnite, why can't execs?
Plus: 35-year-old CEO who took over from dad blasts millennials for being entitled
Bootnotes15 Oct 2019 | 42
How do we stop filling the oceans with Lego? By being a BaaS-tard, toy maker suggests
Firm admits it has considered a bricks-as-a-service biz model
Bootnotes14 Oct 2019 | 63
Imperva cloud firewall pwned, D-Link bug uncovered – plus more
Roundup Including: Visual Studio Code debug hole found
Security14 Oct 2019 | 2
Kiss my ASCII, Microsoft – we've got one million fewer daily active users than you, boasts Slack
Redmond's bundled group chat app draws fire from Slackville
Software11 Oct 2019 | 73
Some fokken arse has bared the privates of 250,000 users' from Dutch brothel forum
'Hookers.nl is committed to privacy and we deeply regret the situation.' Ja, hoor!
Security10 Oct 2019 | 83
TalkTalk bollocked after fibre marketing emails found to be full of sh!t
100% capacity doesn't mean 2/3 of the true figure, growls ad watchdog
Networks09 Oct 2019 | 53
IT workers: Speaking truth to douchebags since 1977
Who, Me? When boot messages go bad
Bootnotes30 Sep 2019 | 113
Yahoo! couldn't! detect! hackers! in! its! network! but! can! spot! NSFW! smut! in! your! office?
Web giant offers open-source AI-powered X-rated pic hunter
AI + ML30 Sep 2016 | 35
Facebook serves up shaved, pierced, tattooed 'butterfly' as CAPTCHA
VERY NSFW When we say 'butterfly' we mean... well...
Bootnotes30 Apr 2015 | 80
US bloke raises $250k to build robo-masturbation device
NSFW 'Outpouring of support' for Autoblow 2
Bootnotes03 Jun 2014 | 80
Waving an Eye-of-Sauron pulsating mock cock? Stop immediately
NSFW Mains-powered sex aid recalled ... Ultimate O turns into ultimate Oh no
Bootnotes10 Jun 2013 | 42
Coca-Cola fizzes over pornforacoke.com
Bargain offer turned down
Legal24 Dec 2010 | 21
Jamie Oliver website offers graphic recipe for 'Pussy'
NSFW User-generated beaver pie still on menu
Bootnotes20 Dec 2010 | 28
Pants purveyor punts handset-holding undies
NSFW Brief encounter
Personal Tech22 May 2008 | 18
YouTube pulls London rooftop shag vid
Al fresco rumpy-pumpy caught on camera
Bootnotes25 May 2007 | 3
Belgian bj politico reneges on election pledge
NSFW Sends Japanese assistant to pleasure voters
Bootnotes23 May 2007 | 11
Oral sex could be more dangerous than cigars
Looks bad for Clinton either way
Science10 May 2007 | 19
Russians tell aliens to suck on a fat one
хуй to you too, mate
Bootnotes02 May 2007 | 11
eBayer unleashes defecating dog to punt kayak
Crap selling technique?
Bootnotes01 May 2007 | 3
Ann Summers love egg fails to crack Cyprus
Island deprived of 'serious clitoral lovin'
Bootnotes01 May 2007 | 6
Website offers virtual substance abuse, P2P pressure
No activity too mundane for doleful online saddos
Bootnotes26 Apr 2007 | 6
CCTV nails sheep-shagging Turk
Suspicious farmer mounts surveillance op
Bootnotes05 Apr 2007 | 6
eBay trashes English language in sex doll shocker
NSFW Boasts '100% honorable person's entire meat skin nature'
Bootnotes09 Feb 2007 | 1
Germans discover world's oldest dildo
28,000 years old and 'highly polished'
Bootnotes27 Jul 2005 |
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