BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling? Episode 22 Get off my intellectual property BOFH24 Nov 2023 | 64
BOFH: What a beautiful tinfoil hat, Boss! Episode 17 In which our heroes keep the office safe as only they know how BOFH01 Sep 2023 | 109
BOFH: We send a user to visit Kelvin – Keeper of the Batteries Episode 7 He was charged on the spot BOFH14 Apr 2023 | 123
BOFH and the office security access upgrade Episode 24 I don't care what the app says, I'm not dead! BOFH23 Dec 2022 | 78
BOFH: Come back to the office. Your hotdesk is nice and warm Episode 23 When your Christmas bonus is a gaming chair you found in the street BOFH09 Dec 2022 | 51
BOFH: Don't be nervous, Mr Consultant. Come right this way … Episode 21 Simon and the PFY take a closer look at a 'routine' data translation costs bill BOFH11 Nov 2022 | 60
BOFH: You want presentation layer, but we're physical layer Episode 18 Or How to Philosophize with a Hammer BOFH23 Sep 2022 | 47
BOFH: It's Friday, it's time to RTFM Episode 17 What's that, Simon? Rich Text Format? BOFH09 Sep 2022 | 191
BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons Episode 16 The Dark Side … of the Spoon BOFH26 Aug 2022 | 140
BOFH: Who us? Sysadmins? Spend time with other departments? Episode 15 Oh yes. We'd be only too happy to leave our basement dwelling and frolic among you BOFH12 Aug 2022 | 105
BOFH: Selling the boss on a crypto startup Episode 14 A little hint from a Helldesk friend is all you need BOFH29 Jul 2022 | 92
BOFH: Would I lie to you, Boss? Episode 13 Are they going to search your personal laptop? Maybe. The main thing is not to panic... BOFH15 Jul 2022 | 44
BOFH: Tech helps HR investigate the Boss's devices Episode 11 We're going to need a corkboard, push pins, red yarn and emails dating back to 2003 BOFH17 Jun 2022 | 49
BOFH: You'll have to really trust me on this team-building exercise Episode 9 Why shouldn't the stairwell be the preferred location for our fun? BOFH13 May 2022 | 100
BOFH: The evil guide to upgrading switches Episode 7 Choose your own adventure! Who will win: the Boss or the IT admins? B or B BOFH14 Apr 2022 | 85
BOFH: Putting the gross in gross insubordination Episode 6 If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of 100 battles BOFH25 Mar 2022 | 64
BOFH: All hail the job cuts consultant Episode 4 Who is that dashing, mysterious caller that has the Boss sweating so profusely on the Zoom? BOFH25 Feb 2022 | 70
BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it Episode 1 And look, your COVID pass is all melted... BOFH21 Jan 2022 | 63
BOFH: The vengeance bus is coming, and everybody's jumping. An Xmas bonus hits me… Episode 23 … and Turing's going to miss me … BOFH24 Dec 2021 | 59
BOFH: Time to put the Pretty Dumb F in PDF reader Episode 22 Thanks for the support. Oh … that's us, is it? BOFH10 Dec 2021 | 69
BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself Episode 20 Service provider? You sure about that second bit? BOFH12 Nov 2021 | 103
BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us. Episode 18 Right, Mr Beancounter? BOFH08 Oct 2021 | 159
BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards … commence Episode 16 Stacy? Stacy of the industry-wide Crazy Frog ringtone VoIP software update? Good work BOFH10 Sep 2021 | 70
BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it Episode 14 So what you're saying is you updated the new machines from the network – the infected network BOFH30 Jul 2021 | 116
BOFH: You say goodbye and I say halon Episode 13 I say 'Yes', Boss says 'No'. Boss says 'Stop' … and I say 'Go, go, go!' BOFH23 Jul 2021 | 85
BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks? Episode 12 It is green, and BOFH is not the one. It's only a, er, miner problem … BOFH16 Jul 2021 | 49
BOFH: Where there is darkness, let there be a light Episode 11 Where two or more idiots are gathered together, try to reduce the number of idiots BOFH12 Jul 2021 | 69
BOFH: Here in my car I feel safest of all. I can listen to you ... It keeps me stable for days Episode 10 Yep, read the licence again BOFH09 Jul 2021 | 88
BOFH: Oh for Pete’s sake. Don’t make a spectacle of yourself Episode 9 Just close your eyes and pretend it’s not there. Before you know it, it’ll be the weekend BOFH25 Jun 2021 | 63
BOFH: Despite the extremely hazardous staircase, our IT insurance agreement is at an all-time low. Can't think why Episode 7 Why show them the door when a window will do? BOFH11 Jun 2021 | 42
BOFH: I'm so pleased to be on the call, Boss. No, of course this isn't a recording Episode 6 I was thinking to myself, 'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell' BOFH04 Jun 2021 | 61
BOFH: But we think the UK tax authorities would be VERY interested in how we used COVID support packages Episode 5 Or we could just all contract a little amnesia... BOFH28 May 2021 | 52
BOFH: Postman BOFH's Special Delivery Service Episode 4 Back to the office we trudge, dragging our hooked tails behind us BOFH23 Apr 2021 | 98
BOFH: Bullying? Not on my watch! (It's a Rolex) Episode 3 Aye, me hearties... it is time to call H-ARRRRRGH BOFH26 Mar 2021 | 78
BOFH: 7 jars of Marmite, a laptop and a good time Episode 2 Or 'How PFY and I do Access Control' BOFH26 Feb 2021 | 88
BOFH: Are you a druid? Legally, you have to tell me if you're a druid Episode 1 Er, I mean, droid. In the far reaches of the world, under a lost and lonely hill, lies the OFFICE OF NEVERMORE BOFH22 Jan 2021 | 75
BOFH: Time for the MMOCC. You know, the Massively Moronic Online Christmas Call Episode 10 This year, starring an utterly, er, empowering personal presence guru BOFH25 Dec 2020 | 54
BOFH: Switch off the building? Great idea, Boss Episode 9 Never mind what those blinkenlights are doing. Take a deep breath and this will all be fine BOFH11 Dec 2020 | 106
BOFH: You might want to sit down for this. Oh, right, you can't. Listen carefully: THIS IS NOT AN IT PROBLEM! Episode 8 Oh is that right? The crappy Chromebook is fine now? BOFH13 Nov 2020 | 109
BOFH: Gosh, IPv5? Why didn't I think of that? Say, how do you like the new windows in here? Take a look. Closer... Episode 4 No, no. There's no such thing as a stupid question BOFH28 Feb 2020 | 72
BOFH: Darn Windows 7. It's totally why we need a £1k graphics card for a business computer Episode 3 Look to the future, Boss – you know it makes sense BOFH07 Feb 2020 | 101
BOFH: When was the last time someone said these exact words to you: You are the sunshine of my life? Episode 2 It's survey time in BOFH-land... and the dastardly duo are getting creative BOFH24 Jan 2020 | 103
BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret Episode 1 A tale of Simon, the PFY and the consultant BOFH10 Jan 2020 | 112
BOFH: The case of the Boss's hidden USB inkjet printer Episode 14 A little life support from Simon and the PFY BOFH30 Dec 2019 | 49
BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck Episode 13 If you don't cough the money, you're well out of luck BOFH24 Dec 2019 | 63
BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss' Episode 12 You know what the kids will think is boss? You, tweeting from that window ledge BOFH06 Dec 2019 | 117
BOFH: Trying to go after IT's budget again? Episode 11 Ah, Director. Your childish antics warm my heart BOFH22 Nov 2019 | 64
BOFH: Judge us not by the size of our database, but the size of our augmented reality Episode 10 In which the PFY and Simon show the Director their vision of the future BOFH25 Oct 2019 | 70
BOFH: The company survived the disaster recovery test. Just. The Director's car, however... Episode 9 Well, it was an angry mob simulation BOFH18 Oct 2019 | 99
BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields Episode 8 Slow your roll, your typewriters will be here anon BOFH27 Sep 2019 | 147
BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump Episode 7 It's also our nickname for the ISA card guy we have to pay to fix everything BOFH20 Sep 2019 | 100
BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet Episode 6 Leads? Detective Bastard Operator From Hell has nothing to Go On BOFH02 Aug 2019 | 107
BOFH: On a sunny day like this one, the concrete dries so much more quickly Episode 5 Our hero and the Pimply Faced Youth valiantly bring pub o' clock closer for us all BOFH05 Jul 2019 | 119
BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here Episode 4 The Bastard Operator From Hell continues to meet targets on his roadmap in the latest instalment BOFH28 Jun 2019 | 79
BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH Episode 3 Time to take a custard pie, er, interface... BOFH26 Apr 2019 | 107
BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts... Episode 2 The B stands for BOFH BOFH29 Mar 2019 | 136
BOFH: Bye desktop, bye desk. Hello tablet and a beanbag on the floor Episode 1 On our hero sysadmin's watch? Not likely... BOFH22 Feb 2019 | 56
BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol Episode 12 And let's see how long he takes to crack BOFH07 Dec 2018 | 88
BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and .... Episode 5 Simon and PFY gamify the interface BOFH23 Mar 2018 | 137
BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service Episode 1 Say it with us: BADD-AAS BOFH12 Jan 2018 | 74
BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs Episode 16 The numbers don't lie... OSes24 Nov 2017 | 54
BOFH: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? Episode 15 It is the eeeeeeeeeeee-ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH BOFH10 Nov 2017 | 55