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BOFH: Do I smell burning toes, I mean burning toast?

BOFH: Oh dear. Did someone get lost on the Audit Trail?

BOFH: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss

BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits

BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY

BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee

BROADER TOPICS

BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour

BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back

BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you

BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me

BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample

BOFH: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym

BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones

BOFH: The case of the suspicious red icon

BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

BOFH: I found a flying Dragonite on a Windows 2003 domain

BOFH: Follow the paper trail

BOFH: What's your point, caller?

BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral

BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it

BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles

BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon

BOFH: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery

BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please

BOFH: Taking a spin in a decommissioned racer? On your own grill cam be it

BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?

BOFH: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath

BOFH: The ONE-NINE uptime solution

BOFH: A miracle on PFY Street

BOFH: Capo di tutti capi, bah. I'm having CHICKEN JALFREZI

BOFH: Everyone deserves a little DOWNTIME

BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?

BOFH: An UNHOLY MATCH forged amid the sweet smell of bullsh*t

BOFH: SOOO... You want to sell us some antivirus software?

BOFH: Stop your tiers – when it comes to storage, less is more

BOFH: The current value of our IT ASSets? Minus eleventy-seven...

BOFH: The Great Backup BACKDOWN

BOFH: You can take our lives, but you'll never take OUR MACROS

BOFH: On the contrary, we LOVE rebranding here at the IT dept

BOFH: Oh DO tell us what you think. *CLICK*

BOFH: On the PFY's Scottish estate, no one can hear you scream...

BOFH: He... made... you... HE made YOU a DOMAIN ADMIN?

BOFH: Attractive person is attractive. Um, why are your eyes bulging?

BOFH: It's DANGEROUS to go alone. Take THIS

BOFH: Resistance is futile - we're missing BEER O'CLOCK

BOFH: One flew over the PFY's nest

BOFH: GOATSE? No, I said goat fetis... you know what, forget it

BOFH: Is WHAT 'running slow'!? GOD

Nasty BOFHses. It burns us! It burns...

BOFH: Backup server's failed? We have a backup backup server

BOFH: Go on, beancounter, type DROP TABLE asset;

The BOFH is BACK: And it's cloudy with a 90% chance of beatings

BOFH: Hasta la Vista... luser

BOFH: Uninterruptible patsy supply

BOFH: The Explosive Christmas Evacuation

BOFH: The day the office budget bombed – literally

BOFH: Licence to grill ... stupid users

BOFH: We don't need no stinkin' upgrade

BOFH: Where's my free fondleslab?

BOFH: I'll get my bonus even if it kills, well, someone

BOFH: Beer, shinies, death by fire, rats IN THAT ORDER

BOFH: There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'u' in suck

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