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Episode 12 Robot intelligence not there yet... but neither is Boss intelligence
BOFH29 Sep 2017 | 35
BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits
Episode 11 BOFH helps promote his company's 'Story' (if promote = bag of quicklime)
BOFH15 Sep 2017 | 58
BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY
Episode 10 Special tables with special chairs for special people
BOFH28 Jul 2017 | 77
BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee
Episode 8 Do we have an agenda? Why of course we do!
BOFH23 Jun 2017 | 119
BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour
Episode 7 Migrate data? If you're keen on seeing clouds...
BOFH16 Jun 2017 | 98
BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back
Episode 6 Fly, little bird, fly....
BOFH28 Apr 2017 | 90
BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you
Episode 2 Come right this way. The PFY doesn't bite... that hard
BOFH24 Feb 2017 | 101
BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me
Episode 1 Letting go never felt so good
BOFH03 Feb 2017 | 129
BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample
Episode 14 Cherry-pickin'? You darn tootin!
BOFH25 Nov 2016 | 82
BOFH: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym
Episode 13 We'll take you away from misery of Hell Desk
BOFH07 Oct 2016 | 52
BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones
Episode 12 Boss, are you blushing?
BOFH30 Sep 2016 | 112
BOFH: The case of the suspicious red icon
Episode 11 Could it be a virus? Why, user, you should be head of IT. Yes, I said behead
BOFH16 Sep 2016 | 86
BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'
Episode 10 Even printer salesmen get the blues
BOFH22 Jul 2016 | 139
BOFH: I found a flying Dragonite on a Windows 2003 domain
Episode 9 Just slap on our custom VR headset, Boss
BOFH15 Jul 2016 | 56
BOFH: Follow the paper trail
Episode 8 What are you doing in our stockroom, buddy?
BOFH17 Jun 2016 | 90
BOFH: What's your point, caller?
Episode 7 Service within 48 hours... with a smile
BOFH03 Jun 2016 | 60
BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral
Episode 6 Just because it's half-dead doesn't mean you shouldn't keep flogging it
BOFH22 Apr 2016 | 101
BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it
Episode 5 Boss puts the ID in IoT
BOFH15 Apr 2016 | 63
BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles
Episode 4 Just as sure as a cattle prod goes BZZZZZT!!!
BOFH08 Apr 2016 | 121
BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon
Episode 3 Quantum security is no joke, y'know
BOFH26 Feb 2016 | 67
BOFH: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery
Episode 2 Onward, Ultrabook solderers! Marching as to war...
BOFH29 Jan 2016 | 43
BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please
Episode 1 The internet’s new motto: Citius, Altius, Fortius
BOFH22 Jan 2016 | 73
BOFH: Taking a spin in a decommissioned racer? On your own grill cam be it
Episode 18 The rise and fall of the Luton-based Lotus Eaters
BOFH04 Dec 2015 | 59
BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?
Episode 17 'I bloody hate time management applications'
BOFH27 Nov 2015 | 82
BOFH: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath
Episode 7 A veteran of the bore wars proves very hard to kill
BOFH05 Jun 2015 | 42
BOFH: The ONE-NINE uptime solution
Episode 2 Yes, 9%. AAAND the server just crashed... literally
BOFH27 Feb 2015 | 46
BOFH: A miracle on PFY Street
Episode 17 Secret Santa shamescapades...
BOFH26 Dec 2014 | 28
BOFH: Capo di tutti capi, bah. I'm having CHICKEN JALFREZI
Episode 16 Avé! Duci Novo ...
BOFH13 Dec 2014 | 32
BOFH: Everyone deserves a little DOWNTIME
Episode 14 Titsup tech holiday special
BOFH28 Nov 2014 | 54
BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?
Episode 13 Don't worry about that cable, it's part of the config
BOFH22 Nov 2014 | 60
BOFH: An UNHOLY MATCH forged amid the sweet smell of bullsh*t
Episode 12 Top dog, meet the Queen of the Hounds
BOFH15 Nov 2014 | 70
BOFH: SOOO... You want to sell us some antivirus software?
Episode 11 And allow your foul spoor to besmirch our hard drives...
BOFH08 Nov 2014 | 67
BOFH: Stop your tiers – when it comes to storage, less is more
Episode 10 Hierarchical storage? Why you had only to ask, Boss
BOFH01 Nov 2014 | 26
BOFH: The current value of our IT ASSets? Minus eleventy-seven...
Episode 9 Oh Beancounter, don't make us get the hose
BOFH29 Aug 2014 | 93
BOFH: The Great Backup BACKDOWN
Episode 7 'We have to be sure the system works!'
BOFH01 Aug 2014 | 90
BOFH: You can take our lives, but you'll never take OUR MACROS
Episode 6 Never mind the blood, Mr Beancounter: MAGIC BEANS!
BOFH27 Jun 2014 | 105
BOFH: On the contrary, we LOVE rebranding here at the IT dept
Episode 5 Which of our branding irons impresses you most?
BOFH13 Jun 2014 | 98
BOFH: Oh DO tell us what you think. *CLICK*
Episode 4 $%%& Oh dear, we've been cut *CLICK* Well hello *CLICK* You're breaking up...
BOFH17 Apr 2014 | 55
BOFH: On the PFY's Scottish estate, no one can hear you scream...
Episode 3 If a tree falls in a forest, and Simon's behind you with an axe...
BOFH21 Mar 2014 | 58
BOFH: He... made... you... HE made YOU a DOMAIN ADMIN?
Episode 2 Simon, are you breathing? Simon!
BOFH21 Feb 2014 | 66
BOFH: Attractive person is attractive. Um, why are your eyes bulging?
Episode 1 Couple's therapy at Mission Central
BOFH07 Feb 2014 | 67
BOFH: It's DANGEROUS to go alone. Take THIS
Episode 13 It's FRY-DAY at Mission Central
BOFH29 Nov 2013 | 40
BOFH: Resistance is futile - we're missing BEER O'CLOCK
Episode 12 Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that one...
BOFH22 Nov 2013 | 50
BOFH: One flew over the PFY's nest
Episode 11 Nurse, nurse – he's out of bed again
BOFH15 Nov 2013 | 47
BOFH: GOATSE? No, I said goat fetis... you know what, forget it
Episode 10 The Boss of the Moment visits Mission Control
BOFH08 Nov 2013 | 39
BOFH: Is WHAT 'running slow'!? GOD
Episode 9 'The internet' does NOT live in your BROWSER <Red mist descending>
BOFH01 Nov 2013 | 68
Nasty BOFHses. It burns us! It burns...
Episode 7 What's that, Boss? Speak up, would you?
BOFH23 Aug 2013 | 60
BOFH: Backup server's failed? We have a backup backup server
Episode 6 But what if the backup backup backup backup backup server fails, Boss?
BOFH16 Aug 2013 | 28
BOFH: Go on, beancounter, type DROP TABLE asset;
Episode 4 He went Colonel Kurtz on me, boss
BOFH31 May 2013 | 53
The BOFH is BACK: And it's cloudy with a 90% chance of beatings
Episode 3 So you deleted my advice? By accident? THREE times?
BOFH24 May 2013 | 73
BOFH: Hasta la Vista... luser
Episode 12 Installing Vista SP2 is like dousing a burning turd
OSes16 Nov 2012 | 70
BOFH: Uninterruptible patsy supply
Episode 9 'We are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast'
BOFH18 Oct 2012 | 77
BOFH: The Explosive Christmas Evacuation
Episode 20 HR roasting on an open fire...
BOFH23 Dec 2011 | 28
BOFH: The day the office budget bombed – literally
Episode 19 Explosive network kit Trojan
BOFH18 Nov 2011 | 44
BOFH: Licence to grill ... stupid users
Episode 18 The phone rings. Ah, live bait!
BOFH11 Nov 2011 | 52
BOFH: We don't need no stinkin' upgrade
Episode 17 Bloated, slow and leaky - what version numbers really mean
BOFH04 Nov 2011 | 71
BOFH: Where's my free fondleslab?
Episode 15 No one ever died from buying a ... >KZERRT!<
BOFH14 Oct 2011 | 56
BOFH: I'll get my bonus even if it kills, well, someone
Episode 13 Goals, reviews ... unexpected tragedies
BOFH16 Sep 2011 | 33
BOFH: Beer, shinies, death by fire, rats IN THAT ORDER
Episode 12 Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself ...
BOFH19 Aug 2011 | 45
BOFH: There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'u' in suck
Episode 1 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die ...
BOFH04 Feb 2011 | 40