So kind of SAP NetWeaver to hand out admin accounts to anyone who can reach it. You'll want to patch this 10 out of 10: Great in a test score, less good when it's for the severity of a flaw Security14 Jul 2020 | 1
Hold off that rush into the July 4 weekend – you may need this: Microsoft patches pwn-by-picture pitfalls in Win 10 Redmond also praised for blocking malware control systems on its clouds Security02 Jul 2020 | 6
June's Patch Tuesday reveals 23 ways to remotely pwn Windows – and over 100 more bugs that could ruin your day Patch Tuesday Microsoft, Intel, Adobe, SAP emit fixes in security synchronicity OSes09 Jun 2020 | 11
Great news. Patch load drops 20% for the first time in 10 years. Bad news: Well, you've heard about coronavirus? Fix the crits, sort out the rest later Security29 May 2020 | 10
Sadly, 111 in this story isn't binary. It's decimal. It's the number of security fixes emitted by Microsoft this week Patch Tuesday Nothing too scary. Plus updates from SAP, Adobe, VMware Security13 May 2020 | 17
April 2020 and – rest assured – your Windows PC can still be pwned by something so innocuous as an unruly font Adobe and Intel add their woes OSes14 Apr 2020 | 44
It's 2020 and hackers are still hijacking Windows PCs by exploiting font parser security holes. No patch, either Spreading in the wild, no vaccine, people told to distance themselves from dodgy sources... sounds familiar OSes23 Mar 2020 | 27
Thought you were done after Tuesday's 115-fix day? Not yet: Microsoft emits SMBv3 worm-cure crisis patch Anyone able to reach a vulnerable machine can get system-level access, no login needed OSes12 Mar 2020 | 12
Stuck at home? Need something to keep busy with? Microsoft has 115 ideas – including an awful SMBv3 security hole to worry about Updated Hefty Patch Tuesday covers critical Word, Dynamics bugs, and more Security11 Mar 2020 | 23
If you're running Windows, I feel bad for you, son. Microsoft's got 99 problems, better fix each one Patch Tuesday Meanwhile, we're still squashing bugs in Adobe Flash Player... plus stuff from Intel and SAP OSes11 Feb 2020 | 27
Bad news: Windows security cert SNAFU exploits are all over the web now. Also bad: Citrix gateway hole mitigations don't work for older kit Vid Good news: There is none. Well, apart from you can at least fully patch the Microsoft blunder OSes16 Jan 2020 | 20
Yo, sysadmins! Thought Patch Tuesday was big? Oracle says 'hold my Java' with huge 334 security flaw fix bundle House of Larry delivers massive update for 93 products Databases15 Jan 2020 | 7
Welcome to the 2020s: Booby-trapped Office files, NSA tipping off Windows cert-spoofing bugs, RDP flaws... Patch Tuesday Grab your Microsoft, Adobe, SAP, Intel, and VMware fixes now OSes14 Jan 2020 | 42
Ding-dong: Cisco delivers your Patch Tuesday warm-up with WebEx, IOS fixes for a few irritating security holes The main event is next week Security10 Jan 2020 | 1
Despite Windows BlueKeep exploitation freak-out, no one stepped on the gas with patching, say experts Admins snoozing on fixes despite reports of active attacks Security11 Nov 2019 | 6
You know the deal: October 2019. Pwned by a spreadsheet. Patch your Microsoft stuff Patch Tuesday On the bright side, nothing from Adobe to install this month Security08 Oct 2019 | 9
Hot patches for ColdFusion: Adobe drops trio of fixes for three serious flaws While you're at it, fix Java too Security25 Sep 2019 | 4
Nine words to ruin your Monday: Emergency Internet Explorer patch amid in-the-wild attacks Update browser ASAP after Google gurus spot miscreants abusing bug to hijack PCs Security23 Sep 2019 | 35
It's 2019, and Windows PCs can be pwned via a shortcut file, a webpage, an evil RDP server... Patch Tuesday Microsoft joins Adobe and SAP in cleaning up security bugs, two of which are under active attack OSes10 Sep 2019 | 10
We checked and yup, it's no longer 2001. And yet you can pwn a Windows box via Notepad.exe Patch Tuesday Google guru shows how WinXP-era text code grants total control OSes13 Aug 2019 | 67
New old Windows bug emerges, your 'strong' password is anything but, plus plenty more Roundup What you need to know from infosec land lately OSes15 Jul 2019 | 36
It's 2019 and SQL Server can be pwned by an SQL query, DHCP failover server failed by a packet, Edge, IE by webpages... Patch Tuesday Meanwhile, Adobe gives Flash the month off. SAP emits fixes, though OSes10 Jul 2019 | 9
It is with a heavy heart that we must report that your software has bugs and needs patching: Microsoft, Adobe, SAP, Intel emit security fixes Patch Tuesday And Google drops a zero-day on Windows after deadline miss OSes11 Jun 2019 | 28
It's that time again: Android kicks off June's patch parade with fixes for five hijack holes Updates are on the way… if you have a Google device, at least Security05 Jun 2019 | 17
Microsoft emits free remote-desktop security patches for WinXP to Server 2008 to avoid another WannaCry Patch Tuesday Plus plenty of other fixes from Redmond and Adobe – and special guest star Citrix Security15 May 2019 | 46
It's raining patches, Hallelujah! Microsoft and Adobe put out their latest major fixes Updated Hefty patch Tuesday checks in at just under 100 CVEs OSes09 Apr 2019 | 23
Don't be an April Fool: Update your Android mobes, gizmos to – hopefully – pick up critical security fixes Meanwhile, another Edge, IE zero-day emitted online Security02 Apr 2019 | 31
Thought you were done patching this week? Not if you're using an Intel-powered PC or server Here comes Chipzilla with a big bunch of security fixes for graphics drivers, server and workstation firmware, and more Security14 Mar 2019 | 14
Microsoft changes DHCP to 'Dammit! Hacked! Compromised! Pwned!' Big bunch of security fixes land for Windows Patch Tuesday DHCP client has trio of remote-code exec vulns – plus SAP, Adobe issue updates OSes12 Mar 2019 | 28
On the eve of Patch Tuesday, Microsoft confirms Windows 10 can automatically remove borked updates Install. Uninstall. Boot. Repeat OSes12 Mar 2019 | 81
WTF PDF: If at first you don't succeed, you may be Adobe re-patching its Acrobat, Reader patches Plus: How Microsoft Edge helps Facebook Flash files dodge click-to-play rules in Edge Security21 Feb 2019 | 15
It's now 2019, and your Windows DHCP server can be pwned by a packet, IE and Edge by a webpage, and so on Patch Tuesday Hefty load from Microsoft, Adobe, with special guest star Cisco OSes13 Feb 2019 | 77
Make a SAP decision: Apply these security fixes if you're using German giant's software 11 patches ship on Patch Tuesday Security09 Jan 2019 | 6
It's October 2018, and Microsoft Exchange can be pwned by a plucky eight-year-old... bug Redmond goes retro in latest Patch Tuesday bundle Security09 Oct 2018 | 12
Patch Tuesday heats up with pair of exploited zero-days squashed – plus 58 other vulns fixed Summertiiiiiime, and the hacking is easy OSes14 Aug 2018 | 29
June 2018, and Windows Server can be pwned with a DNS request Cortana also a little too eager to carry out commands OSes12 Jun 2018 | 25
It's April 2018 – and Patch Tuesday shows Windows security is still foiled by fiendish fonts Adobe's Flash also up the spout OSes10 Apr 2018 | 43
It's March 2018, and your Windows PC can be pwned by a web article (well, none of OURS) Patch Tuesday Plus plenty of other Microsoft and Adobe bugs to fix OSes13 Mar 2018 | 34
You had one job, Outlook! Security bug fix stops mail app from forwarding attachments That's one way to stay secure Software26 Jan 2018 | 23
Don't just grab your CPU bug updates – there's a nasty hole in Office, too Patch Tuesday It's 2018 and a Word doc can still pwn your Windows computer Security09 Jan 2018 | 28
Put down the eggnog, it's Patch Tuesday: Fix Windows boxes ASAP IE haunted by ghosts of past bugs – plus remote-code exec holes that'll chill your blood OSes13 Dec 2017 | 47
Microsoft emergency update: Malware Engine needs, erm, malware protection Stop appreciating the irony and go install the patch now OSes07 Dec 2017 | 39
Windows Update borks elderly printers in typical Patch Tuesday style Updated Epson old-timers go from dot matrix to not matrix OSes17 Nov 2017 | 179
It's Patch Blues-day: Bad October Windows updates trigger BSODs Microsoft's latest fixes blamed for crashing WSUS-managed boxes during start-up OSes12 Oct 2017 | 75
It's 2017 and Microsoft is still patching Windows XP+ – to plug holes exploited by trio of leaked NSA weapons Bugs used by stolen tools fixed among 96 software holes OSes13 Jun 2017 | 40
Microsoft cracks open patch mega-bundles for biz admins, will separate security, stability fixes IT bods can separate monthly updates with new controls OSes25 Apr 2017 | 24
Cowardly Microsoft buries critical Hyper-V, WordPad, Office, Outlook, etc security patches in normal fixes Patch Tuesday shakeup sucks Security11 Apr 2017 | 41
Hyper-V guest escape, drive-by PDF pwnage, Office holes, SMB flaws – and more now patched Patch Tuesday Secure programming is hard, kids Security15 Mar 2017 | 20
Microsoft catches up to Valentine's Day Flash flaw massacre Critical update deals with five ways to do remote code execution on Windows Security23 Feb 2017 | 8
Roses are red, bugs make you blue, Patch Tuesday is late, because Microsoft loves you Adobe and Nvidia on the other hand... OSes14 Feb 2017 | 14
Reschedule the holiday party, Patch Tuesday is here and it's a big one Apple, Microsoft, and Adobe all have fixes galore to test and install OSes14 Dec 2016 | 55
What strange madness is this? Microsoft makes patch data RESTful Redmond's new security bulletin feed aims to stop cut and paste data dredging Security11 Nov 2016 | 4
Like it or not, here are ALL your October Microsoft patches Redmond kicks off the era of the force-fed security update OSes11 Oct 2016 | 74
No surprise: Microsoft seeks Windows Update boss with 'ability to reduce chaos, stress' Reduce it for Redmond's engineers, that is – not you Software30 Sep 2016 | 113
Farewell Patch Tuesday fragmentation: from October, MS will roll just one monthly patch Downside: that zero-day is still zero-month OSes16 Aug 2016 | 40
Web pages, Word docs, PDF files, fonts – behold your latest keys to infecting Windows PCs Patch Tuesday Everything's broken OSes09 Aug 2016 | 32
Microsoft silently kills dev backdoor that boots Linux on locked-down Windows RT slabs Patch Tuesday wasn't just about browser bugs OSes15 Jul 2016 | 54
It's 2016 and Windows lets crims poison your printer drivers One of the messes munched this Patch Tuesday is very nasty, for you and Redmond OSes13 Jul 2016 | 50
Webpages, Word files, print servers menacing Windows PCs – yup, it's Patch Tuesday Plus: 52 security bugs fixed in Adobe Flash OSes12 Jul 2016 | 49
Admins in outcry as Microsoft fix borks Group Policy After Patch Tuesday comes Facepalm Wednesday OSes15 Jun 2016 | 55
It's [insert month] of 2016, and your Windows PC can still be owned by [insert document type] Another month, another patching cycle... OSes14 Jun 2016 | 34
Microsoft shifts Windows 7 and 8.1 fixes to 'rollup' bundles Surprisingly, 'rollup' not just code for a Windows 10 installer Software17 May 2016 | 55