Playmobil crosses the final frontier with enormous, metre-long Enterprise playset
$500, 136-piece, tribble-laden Star Trek tribute is immense, but clearly illogical
Offbeat18 Jun 2021 | 50
Playmobil
Welcome indeed to El Reg's world-beating miniature coverage of the stories that really matter - and quite a few that really don't, to be honest...
Drama brews on high seas as Playmobil ship running out of steam
Vessel charts a course to pirate tax haven
Bootnotes20 Apr 2018 | 15
Snubbed R Us: Microsoft eschews Vulture Consultants in Playmobil tech research
MS 'toy lovers' create sensor mat with NFC-tagged thesps
Bootnotes11 Apr 2018 | 17
Shiver me timbers! 67cm Playmobil pirate ship sets sail for Caribbean
Scottish vessel gets a refit by team that restored Cutty Sark
Bootnotes13 Nov 2017 | 38
Is this cough cancer, doc? No: it's a case of Playmobil on the lung
Chap inhaled tiny toy traffic cone 40 years ago and he's been spluttering ever since
Bootnotes27 Sep 2017 | 66
Huzzah! Doctor Who comes to Playmoverse
Six inches of Tom Baker and Matt Smith for 'collectors'
Bootnotes27 Jan 2017 | 29
Chilling evidence emerges of Kilocat weapon
Exclusive pictures of feline WMD programme
Bootnotes15 Apr 2016 | 63
Canadian rotter abducts giant Playmobil fireman
Ottawa toy store seeks return of popular plastic mascot
Bootnotes01 Apr 2016 | 19
Hold the miniature presses: Playmobil movie is go
Overdue cinematic celebration of our fave figurines
Legal10 Feb 2016 | 24
Spanish village mounts Playmobil extravaganza
PICS Elvis spotted among miniature masses, our man on the spot reports
Bootnotes11 Dec 2015 | 25
Spanish village celebrates Playmobil nativity
Ah, the miniature joy of Xmas
Bootnotes02 Dec 2015 | 30
French Playmobil heist: El Reg denies involvement
Thousands of boxes lifted from lorry
Bootnotes17 Nov 2015 | 42
El Reg revisits Battle of Agincourt on 600th anniversary
What really went down on 25 October 1415? We have the answer
Bootnotes25 Oct 2015 | 75
Playmobil cops broadside for 'racist' pirate slave
US mum up in arms over neck-shackled figurine
Bootnotes09 Oct 2015 | 142
Life in plastic, it's fantastic: Playmobil supremo dies at 81
Farewell, Horst Brandstätter
Legal09 Jun 2015 | 16
Happy 40th Playmobil: Reg looks back at small, rude world of our favourite tiny toys
Little men straddle LOHAN, attend tiny G20 Summit... ah, sweet memories...
Bootnotes11 Apr 2014 | 11
Playmobil punts bank-heist set to wide-eyed kiddies
Should actually be the bank robbing the punter
Science11 Feb 2013 | 49
El Reg VULTURE logo FOUND ON MARS
Playmobil or It Didn't Happen This is how you do it, Red Hat
Science12 Oct 2012 | 20
El Reg probes pregnant Playmobil lass
Playmonaut denies dalliance with Lindsay Lohan lookalike
Science13 Aug 2012 | 29
Revealed: Google's SECRET London office
Remarkable snaps of subterranean bunker complex
Science23 Mar 2012 | 17
US tweet deportation: Chilling behind-the-scenes photos
The shock truth of what really went down at LAX
Bootnotes03 Feb 2012 | 70
Our roving reporter snaps Tenerife sex dangle
Randy Brit tourist caught hanging from stairs
Bootnotes25 Nov 2011 | 26
Southampton hampton vice shocker: Exclusive snap
Todger, ring, firemen, camera, lights, action...
Bootnotes18 Nov 2011 | 10
Defendant presents Playmobil rendering of court in court
Creates requirement for impossible infinitesimal figures
Bootnotes14 Sep 2011 | 22
Apollo 17 Moon landing: Shock revelations
New photographic evidence blows lid on massive cover-up
Bootnotes09 Sep 2011 | 94
JP Morgan has a Playmobil moment
Euro debt crisis explained in miniature
Bootnotes08 Sep 2011 | 30
Afghan coppers trained with Playmobil
Lego Taliban daren't mess with tiny no-nonsense lawmen
Bootnotes22 Aug 2011 | 11
Murdoch parliamentary pandemonium: Shock snap
Exclusive What really went down at the faceful-of-pie hearing
Bootnotes22 Jul 2011 | 17
Joy Division get the Playmobil treatment
Dance, dance, dance to the radiooooo...
Bootnotes11 Feb 2011 | 36
Middle-aged sex: The X-rated photo guide
NSFW We make the effort, so you don't have to
Bootnotes25 Jun 2010 | 41
Cheshire lass, 8, wins Playmobil vid challenge
Brit answer to Burton's Alice in Wonderland
Bootnotes30 Apr 2010 | 23
Playmobil throws down animation gauntlet
Fan films inspire stop-motion challenge
Bootnotes27 Jan 2010 | 22
Pig plague alert: Our safe sex guide
NSFW How to get it on in these high-risk times
Bootnotes11 Dec 2009 | 30
You too can become a Taoist Mao Shan master
Handy Reg step-by-step guide to achieving enlightenment
Bootnotes05 Nov 2009 | 16
Agincourt: The sensational truth
El Reg calculates the true strength of Henry's forces
Bootnotes02 Nov 2009 | 43
El Reg launches 'Skinny Fit' fashion range
Exclusive preview of international poster campaign
Bootnotes16 Oct 2009 | 29
Playmobil figures feared lost in Great Fire of Guildford
Tragic end to school inferno re-enactment?
Bootnotes15 Oct 2009 | 35
Almighty rumpus in Swedish lesbian enclave
Drunken Welshmen cop a pink pasting
Bootnotes09 Oct 2009 | 34
Yank slams El Reg 'zio-fruitcake' Playmobil 'crap'
FoTW Tehran-bound mini-WMDs fail to impress
Bootnotes02 Oct 2009 | 78
Swedish military combustobra: Jubtastic snap
Overheated conscript caught on camera
Bootnotes25 Sep 2009 | 24
Swedish devil girls fingered on Street View
Shock sequence captures cyclist molestation
Bootnotes17 Jul 2009 | 43
Malta pair charged over illicit Playmobil trade
Decapitated knights filched from factory
Bootnotes16 Jun 2009 | 18
Oompa-Loompa v Tinky Winky: Shock scrap pic
Exclusive snap of mindless fancy dress violence
Bootnotes08 May 2009 | 16
G20 Summit: All the action caught on camera
Our man braves London's riot-ravaged streets
Bootnotes03 Apr 2009 | 24
Playmobil Bible faces wrath of lawyers
Company objects to Eve boob job and heat-treated Jesus
Bootnotes02 Apr 2009 | 52
NYC 'Top Model' stampede: The truth revealed
Exclusive snaps of Manhattan mayhem
Bootnotes20 Mar 2009 | 27
El Reg pays tribute to father of Playmobil
Exclusive snaps from Vulture Central's Hans Beck bash
Bootnotes06 Feb 2009 | 48
Father of Playmobil dies at 79
Hans Beck, we salute you
Bootnotes03 Feb 2009 | 56
UFO wind turbine prang site: Exclusive photos
What really went down in Lincolnshire
Bootnotes19 Jan 2009 | 71
Enormous HP box spotted from space
Exclusive pics of Peterborough packaging pandemonium
Bootnotes22 Dec 2008 | 56
Channel 4 in Heathrow Playmobil reconstruction shocker
Oi!
Bootnotes10 Oct 2008 | 32
Fire-breathing black cabs: Shock eyewitness photo
<abbr title="Rise of the Machines">RoTM</abbr> NRA operative survives TX4 ambush
Science26 Sep 2008 | 15
Facebook - The Movie! Exclusive storyboard peek
White-knuckle rollercoaster of a movie in prospect
Bootnotes05 Sep 2008 | 24
Portsmouth Historic Dockyard: Further poster outrage
NSFW 'Twas on the good ship Venus...
Bootnotes29 Aug 2008 | 49
Bus-spotting paedo terror bust: Shock CCTV image
Rights? You don't have any rights
Bootnotes25 Jun 2008 | 64
Croydon devil dog execution: Exclusive photo
Woof, woof, bang, thud
Bootnotes20 Jun 2008 | 45
T5 Transformers t-shirt bust: Shock snap
Armed apparel supression team tackles terrorist threat
Bootnotes03 Jun 2008 | 62
The Moderatrix: Exclusive boudoir snap
You've been a naughty, naughty commenter...
Bootnotes16 May 2008 | 49
The battle of Lesbos: Exclusive combat pic
Lesbians lick Lesbians in dramatic beach landing
Bootnotes02 May 2008 | 45
Monroe BJ film - world exclusive still
NSFW Happy birthday, Mr President?
Bootnotes15 Apr 2008 | 24
How BA handles lost luggage complaints: Shock picture
T5 enraged passenger suppression caught on camera
Bootnotes04 Apr 2008 | 44
El Reg reconstructs Heathrow T5 chaos
Fearful scenes of UK's latest titsup
Bootnotes28 Mar 2008 | 53
And finally, don't mess with the Moderatrix...
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