Microsoft boss charms Indonesia with $1.7B AI, cloud injection Promises to train 850,000 workers and build datacenters AI + ML30 Apr 2024 | 5
Sam Altman set to rejoin OpenAI as CEO – seemingly with Microsoft's blessing New board includes former Salesforce boss and Treasury Secretary AI + ML22 Nov 2023 | 78
Microsoft CEO Nadella's compensation drops... to $48M Try to hold back your tears as CEO to employee pay ratio hits: 250 to 1 Software20 Oct 2023 | 12
Microsofties still digesting pay freeze upset by Nadella's 'landmark year' memo Will someone please think of the poor shareholders? Oh, they already have Software03 Jul 2023 | 89
Microsoft puts the freeze on employee salaries, CEO pay still as hot as ever Despite billions of dollars in profit, Satya Nadella points to those pesky 'macroeconomic uncertainties' Software11 May 2023 | 36
Microsoft’s Nadella: Tech is in for a rough two years Slowing demand and economic pressures are a drag, but AI waits at the end of the rainbow AI + ML06 Jan 2023 | 48
Microsoft boss Nadella's compensation pack swells 10% to $55m Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, the median? Ratio to Redmond's average employee pay is 289 to 1 Off-Prem28 Oct 2022 | 21
Microsoft hires law firm to review sexual harassment policies, probe gender discrimination Tech giant promises to create an implementation plan based on outcome Legal14 Jan 2022 | 7
Microsoft CEO gets a side hustle — Satya Nadella made Chair of Microsoft board Gates did both jobs, Ballmer didn’t. And of course there’s a handbrake in the form of a new lead independent director Software17 Jun 2021 | 3
Microsoft confirms pursuit of TikTok after Satya Nadella chats to Donald Trump ‘Appreciates President Trump’s personal involvement’ and promises so much security, you’ll be tired of securing Software03 Aug 2020 | 91
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella talks hardware supply chains and elasticity: 'Bigger issue' is what happens around US and Europe's 'demand side' Staying upright as more restrictions slapped on its clouds SaaS25 Mar 2020 | 8
Satya 'Karma' Nadella ignored our complaints over pay gap, thousands of Microsoft women say Analysis Appeals court hears why they should be allowed to collectively sue for $100m On-Prem06 Nov 2019 | 21
Microsoft 'welcomes dialog' over HoloLens use by the military, but doesn't have to listen It looks like you want to increase your lethality. Do you want some help with that? Science26 Feb 2019 | 40
Congrats, Satya Nadella. In just five years, you've turned Microsoft from Neutral Evil to, er, merely True Neutral The hits, misses, and axings by the newish CEO SaaS05 Feb 2019 | 81
Grumbling about wobbly Windows 10? Microsoft can't hear you over the clanging cash register Redmond runs rampant, reaps ridiculous record revenues OSes25 Oct 2018 | 71
Bonkers Azure bookings give Microsoft a record-breaking $110bn year Satya's got sunshine on a cloudy day OSes19 Jul 2018 | 35
Shaking up the Nad Men: Microsoft splits up into 'cloud' and 'edge' Redmond shifts resources to focus on emerging tech OSes29 Mar 2018 | 33
$14bn tax hit, Surface Pro screens keep dying – but it's not all good news at Microsoft Updated Frustrated fondleslab fans forced to stick kit in freezers OSes01 Feb 2018 | 61
Nadella says senior management pay now linked to improving gender diversity 'Technology still has a long way to go' On-Prem29 Sep 2017 | 63
Microsoft gives all staff a marked-up 'Employee Edition' of Satya Nadella's new book +Logowatch 'Hit Refresh' becomes 'Hit FN+F5' as Azure moves into a tent On-Prem28 Sep 2017 | 75
Ego stroking, effusive praise and promise of billions: White House tech meeting in full Somewhere in there is the germ of a good idea Legal20 Jun 2017 | 24
Nadella calls for AI sector to move beyond 'worshipping' a handful of companies Wants every human computer interaction to be AI-powered AI + ML16 Jan 2017 | 24
Satya Nadella hits Sydney and channels Steve O'Ballmer from eight years ago Elon Musk's AI effort lobs into Azure, which now has Functions, bots and very grunty instances SaaS16 Nov 2016 | 9
Microsoft and LinkedIn: What the CEOs are planning All about growth, culture and unique total addressable markets Channel13 Jun 2016 | 67
US tech CEOs demand Congress programs US kids to be tech workers Feed us more compsci grads! Software26 Apr 2016 | 38
Microsoft GitHubs BotBuilder framework behind Tay chatbot Hey kids! Now you can write your own bodgy bot! Software31 Mar 2016 | 16
Davos 2016: It's now all about technology, but what actually happened? Sketch Robots wars, encryption battles, bitcoin skirmishes On-Prem23 Jan 2016 | 27
Anything AWS can do: Microsoft announces UK data centre region for Azure cloud Plus: MoD takes up private Office 365 offer Channel10 Nov 2015 | 14
Microsoft sabotages own Lumia smartmobe flagship launch Post-leak Windows phones to stand at back at Surface party OSes01 Oct 2015 | 52
Axed-ya Nadella swings blade through the forest of Microsoft again Redmond announces second major financial reporting change in three years OSes28 Sep 2015 | 19
WinPhone community descends into CANNIBALISM and WOE Analysis Fanbois turn on fanbois, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria Software11 Sep 2015 | 80
Microsoft has RECORD quarter, in a BAD way - Sad Nad slashes phone biz But Windows 10 will change everything, right? Channel21 Jul 2015 | 48
Everything I see is Windows 10, says Microsoft's SatNad Mobile strategy 101? 'What I mean is...' Software15 Jul 2015 | 36
Microsoft giving up on phones? Naaahh ... Windows 10 Mobile lumbers toward release 'Core quality' the focus of latest preview build Software10 Jul 2015 | 21
The END of WINDOWS EVERYWHERE! Is that really what Nadella wants? Comment 'Universal Apps' ... but without a smartphone Channel09 Jul 2015 | 50
SatNad's purple haze could see Lumia 'killed'. Way to go, chief! Microsoft's self-inflicted PR crisis. Note to self: Speak clearly Personal Tech09 Jul 2015 | 41
Bloodthirsty Microsoft prepares for imminent 'major' job cuts Ugh – this magic tastes absolutely horrible! On-Prem08 Jul 2015 | 23
Bing Maps seen wearing creepy mask that makes it look a bit like ... If you can't beat 'em, then wear their face on yours. Which isn't creepy AT ALL Software07 Jul 2015 | 12
Ditching political Elop makes for a more Nadella Microsoft Comment Getting the Redmond you need? SaaS29 Jun 2015 | 43
Microsoft's magic hurts: Nadella signals 'tough choices' on the way CEO sugar-coats the medicine for Nokia phone biz SaaS26 Jun 2015 | 73
Microsoft's new mission statement: It's all about doing MAGICAL THINGS Nadella's latest mega-memo has Redmond transforming the WORLD SaaS26 Jun 2015 | 42
Holy SSH-it! Microsoft promises secure logins for Windows PowerShell Now that the door has hit Ballmer on the way out, OpenSSH support is go Networks02 Jun 2015 | 79
Salesforce snubbed Microsoft's $55bn biz gobble offer – report Benioff doesn't get out of bed for less than $70bn SaaS22 May 2015 | 6
He's baaack: Microsoft's axeman Nadella to give Chinese staff the chop Two more ex-Nokia factories to close next month On-Prem28 Feb 2015 | 17
Satya Nadella, Year One: Has Microsoft's new CEO cut the mustard? Ten highlights from Ballmer's successor's first 12 months OSes05 Feb 2015 | 34
Microsoft brings SUNSHINE – but it's a CLOUDY DAY Stock market's not feeling Redmond's way OSes26 Jan 2015 | 25
Microsoft just saved Windows Phone... Now stop whining Analysis Mobile platform definitely needs TLC Personal Tech21 Jan 2015 | 81
Hey look! Microsoft's workforce isn't all white men But it is pretty white, and there sure are a lot of men Channel04 Jan 2015 | 57
V. R. R. Stob's magnificent saga A Game Of Dog-and-Bones Stob GUARANTEED no elves and hardly any violence. Or incest Columnists18 Dec 2014 | 26
Crack open more champagne, Satya, XP's snowballing to HELL Netmarketshare says operating system has lost 43 per cent of users in 60 days Channel05 Dec 2014 | 47
Microsoft shareholders wave through CEO Satya Nadella's massive pay package Windows supremo banks $84m Channel03 Dec 2014 | 15
Leaked screenshots show next Windows kernel to be a perfect 10 Not since Vista has this happened Software22 Nov 2014 | 58
More Microsoft staffers shown the door in Round 3 of job cuts Nadella creeps close to 18,000-layoff target Channel29 Oct 2014 | 18
Microsoft: Cloud-o-bile still only small slice of softening revenue pie New areas show growth, but still just 13 per cent OSes23 Oct 2014 | 17
Redmond top man Satya Nadella: 'Microsoft LOVES Linux' Open-source 'love' fairly runneth over at cloud event OSes20 Oct 2014 | 49
Damage control (noun): When Microsoft's CEO kickstarts diversity plan after women pay gaffe Beep, beep the foot is reversing from the mouth, beep beep On-Prem18 Oct 2014 | 18
Nadella's Karmagate howler was response to MICROSOFT BOARD DIRECTOR – report Firm to take hard look at pay culture, says Maria Klawe OSes13 Oct 2014 | 14
Women in tech: Not asking for raises is your 'superpower' – Nadella. *chirp*...*chirp* QuoTW What's that sound? Was that a mass tweet? Software11 Oct 2014 | 9
Women, your 'superpower' is ... NOT asking for a raise: Satya Nadella Updated 'I answered that question completely wrong' Channel09 Oct 2014 | 76
Gates and Ballmer NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS – report Microsoft men's friendship said to have ended in clash over Nokia buy Channel09 Oct 2014 | 63
Nadella tells India: Microsoft data centres coming YOUR way Will build three bit barns by 2015 On-Prem01 Oct 2014 | 1
Business is back, baby! Hasta la VISTA, Win 8... Oh, yeah, Windows 9 Forget touchscreen millennials, Microsoft goes for mouse crowd OSes29 Sep 2014 | 93