Simon Travaglia

BOFH: Forward-facing AI brand experience meets forward-facing combustion risk management

Episode 22 All this nonsense and we haven't even had Third Breakfast yet

BOFH28 Nov 2025 | 56

BOFH: You know something's up when the suits want to spend money

Episode 21 Generosity has nothing to do with it – there's a bonus (of sorts) on the line

BOFH14 Nov 2025 | 53

BOFH: Saving the planet, one falsified metric at a time

Episode 20 The quickest route to carbon neutrality is creative accounting

BOFH24 Oct 2025 | 71

BOFH: Recover a database from five years ago? It's as easy as flicking a switch

Episode 19 But nobody needs to know that

BOFH10 Oct 2025 | 96

BOFH: HR discovers the limits of vertical mobility

Episode 18 Ambitious relocation plan stalls between floors 5 and 6

BOFH19 Sep 2025 | 50

BOFH: These office thefts really take the biscuit

Episode 17 And the PFY and I are not about to get dunked for it

BOFH12 Sep 2025 | 133

BOFH: HR plays checkers, IT plays 5D chess

Episode 16 It's not sabotage if you log a maintenance ticket first

BOFH22 Aug 2025 | 70

BOFH: Deepfake or just an idiot? We'll need an audit to confirm

Episode 15 The Boss gets locked out by his own two-factor mousetrap

BOFH01 Aug 2025 | 86

BOFH: If you can't beat the AI, let it live inside you

Episode 14 Workplace transformation begins with a scalpel and a 12v feed

BOFH25 Jul 2025 | 39

BOFH: The auditor is asking too many questions. We have just the laptop for that

Episode 13 Sale, skip, or blackmail – your asset disposal options explained

BOFH11 Jul 2025 | 45

BOFH: Peeling back the layers of the magic banana industrial complex

Episode 12 New fruit detected – please update hype cycle

BOFH27 Jun 2025 | 77

BOFH: Rerouting responsibility via firewall configs

Episode 11 Two lines of code for an arbitrary office reshuffle sounds too much like work

BOFH13 Jun 2025 | 63

BOFH: The Boss meets the unbearable weight of innovation

Episode 10 The future of snacks is here, and it's a bit unsteady

BOFH23 May 2025 | 42

BOFH: HR tries to think appy thoughts

Episode 9 Look, it's using big words like 'gamification'!

BOFH09 May 2025 | 71

BOFH: The Prints of Darkness pays a visit

Episode 8 On the third day of BOFH-mas the sales guy took from me: 3 MFPs, 2 unasked-for shoves, and a cartridge in a cup of tea...

BOFH25 Apr 2025 | 96

BOFH: There's a fatal error in the blinkenlights

Episode 7 Who needs actual server hardware when you can fire up a Linux laptop with the Matrix screensaver?

BOFH11 Apr 2025 | 64

BOFH: Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

Episode 6 Schrödinger's firmware and the refreshing power cycle

BOFH21 Mar 2025 | 95

BOFH: HR's AI hiring tool is perfectly unbiased – as long as you're us

Episode 5 Who knew the secret to workplace harmony was JUGULATOR?

BOFH14 Mar 2025 | 51

BOFH: The USB stick always comes back – until it doesn't

Episode 4 The soldering iron will see to that

BOFH22 Feb 2025 | 75

BOFH: Engage Hollywood Protocol – because nonsense always looks legit

Episode 3 And if that fails, there's cold, hard cash

BOFH07 Feb 2025 | 48

BOFH: How to innosplain your way through an audit

Episode 2 [ɪnəʊspleɪn] Verb. 1. The ability to prattle on in a condescending manner about technology that doesn't exist yet

BOFH24 Jan 2025 | 43

BOFH: Forecasting and the fine art of desktop upgrades

Episode 1 New year, new PC

BOFH10 Jan 2025 | 42

BOFH: Printer's festive bips herald a merry mystery for the Boss's budget

Episode 24 Merry as in see you down the pub

BOFH20 Dec 2024 | 58

BOFH: Don't sell The Boss a firewall. Sell him The Dream

Episode 23 Have I got an opportunity for you!

BOFH13 Dec 2024 | 57

BOFH: The devil's in the contract details

Episode 22 But at least we have the PFY – and beautiful views from the office window

BOFH22 Nov 2024 | 67

BOFH: Don't threaten us with a good time – ensure it

Episode 21 Enterprise-level insurance? What are we, Trekkies?

BOFH08 Nov 2024 | 126

BOFH: The Boss pulled the plug on our AI, so we pulled the pin on him

Episode 20 Database licensing can be such a contentious area

BOFH25 Oct 2024 | 38

BOFH: Boss's quest for AI-generated program ends where it should've begun

Episode 19 With SUM()

BOFH11 Oct 2024 | 86

BOFH: AI consultant rapidly transitioned to new role as automotive surface consultant

Episode 18 Now he has a bunch of free time too – in hospital

BOFH27 Sep 2024 | 53

BOFH: The Boss is right, the applications of AI are truly staggering

Episode 17 The future... of defenestration

BOFH13 Sep 2024 | 53

BOFH: Videoconferencing for special dummies

Episode 16 Can't question the documentation if there is no documentation

BOFH23 Aug 2024 | 101

BOFH: The true gravity of the Boss and the 3-coffee problem

Episode 15 2 bodies of arbitrary positive mass, one of which is the PFY, don't seem very influenced by the chief

BOFH09 Aug 2024 | 84

BOFH: Well, we did tell you to keep the BitLocker keys safe

Episode 14 All this overtime will surely fund a 'recovery workshops' tour of Belgium

BOFH26 Jul 2024 | 86

BOFH: It's not generative AI at all, it's degenerate AI

Episode 13 It's training day at HQ... which means pub time is getting closer

BOFH12 Jul 2024 | 47

BOFH: Why's the network so slow?

Episode 12 Let's take a detour into the Boss's budget to solve this little routing issue

BOFH21 Jun 2024 | 102

BOFH: An 'AI PC' for an Acutely Ignorant user

Episode 11 The Boss won't know the difference

BOFH14 Jun 2024 | 91

BOFH: Come on down to the dunge– erm … basement

Episode 10 An infinite pile of retro tat has an infinite mass and infinite gravity. The universe, the tat, and the Company hurtle towards the singularity

BOFH24 May 2024 | 91

BOFH: The greatest victory is that which requires no battle

Episode 9 The gimlet eye of AI turns towards … the IT dept

BOFH10 May 2024 | 59

BOFH: Smells like Teams spirit

Episode 8 The new Boss is overly keen on workplace collaboration tech

BOFH26 Apr 2024 | 122

BOFH: The new Boss, Aiman, is suspiciously good – for now

Episode 7 Of course our unfriendly neighborhood sysadmin has nothing to do with it

BOFH12 Apr 2024 | 59

BOFH: So you want more boardroom tech that no one knows how to use

Episode 6 Remember that scene from Scanners?

BOFH22 Mar 2024 | 101

BOFH: I get locked out, but I get in again

Episode 5 You're never going to keep me out

BOFH08 Mar 2024 | 105

BOFH: In the event of a conference, the ninja clause always applies

Episode 4 Remember to fall to the ground clutching your chest if a salesperson addresses you

BOFH23 Feb 2024 | 95

BOFH: Hearken! The Shiny Button software speaks of Strategic Realignment

Episode 3 It'll wink and blink, but not make you think

BOFH09 Feb 2024 | 76

BOFH: Looks like you're writing an email. Fancy telling your colleague to #$%^ off?

Episode 2 The Boss brings the wonders of AI automation into the office

BOFH26 Jan 2024 | 87

BOFH: Nice air conditioning system. Would be a shame if anything happened to it

Episode 1 How to 'improve your service level' with 'AI' when redundancies loom

BOFH12 Jan 2024 | 84

BOFH: The Christmas party was so good, an independent inquiry is required

Episode 24 So ... time for round 2?

BOFH22 Dec 2023 | 92

BOFH: Just because we've had record revenues doesn't mean you get a Xmas bonus

Episode 23 Are you sure you don't want to rethink that, though, Boss?

BOFH08 Dec 2023 | 55

BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling?

Episode 22 Get off my intellectual property

BOFH24 Nov 2023 | 64

BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling?

Episode 22 Get off my intellectual property

BOFH24 Nov 2023 | 64

BOFH: Monitor mount moans end in Beancounter beatdown

Episode 21 Now that's how you spend the (newly created) entertainment budget

BOFH10 Nov 2023 | 85

BOFH: Adventures in overenthusiastic automation

Episode 20 The Boss really just gave IT a robo-vac army to 'revolutionize' office cleaning

BOFH27 Oct 2023 | 69

BOFH: We've made a big mesh, Boss. That's what you wanted, right?

Episode 19 The signal is strongest in the pub...

BOFH13 Oct 2023 | 42

BOFH: A security issue, you say? Activate code tangerine

Episode 18 When you utter those words, it empowers us to do anything

BOFH22 Sep 2023 | 55

BOFH: What a beautiful tinfoil hat, Boss!

Episode 17 In which our heroes keep the office safe as only they know how

BOFH01 Sep 2023 | 109

BOFH: What a beautiful tinfoil hat, Boss!

Episode 17 In which our heroes keep the office safe as only they know how

BOFH01 Sep 2023 | 109