Punch-drunk Apple Watch called 15 cops to a boxing workout when it heard 'shots' Hey Siri, did you know know that swatting is a bug, not a feature? Offbeat19 Jan 2023 | 69
Voice assistants failed because they serve their makers more than they help users Opinion Siri? Google? Alexa? Could ChatGPT save us from this data harvesting nightmare? AI + ML14 Dec 2022 | 172
China's Xiaomi teases tech to control smart homes with brain waves You'd wear a big clunky headband instead of invoking an assistant … why exactly? Offbeat03 Aug 2022 | 14
Siri: Who's first to offer voice search on Chinese TikTok? ByteDance's Douyin strikes up a conversation with Apple's digital assistant AI + ML09 Feb 2022 | 2
PrivacyMic looks to keep your home smart without Google, Alexa, Siri and pals listening in Raspberry Pi-powered prototype proves 95% accurate, 100% private, claim boffins Security09 Jun 2021 | 38
Microsoft to Cortana: You’re not going out dressed in iOS or Android, young lady! Third-party skills and smart speaker incarnations also discontinued AI + ML03 Aug 2020 | 35
Hey Siri, are you still recording people's conversations despite promising not to do so nine months ago? I’m sorry, I will continue ignoring that question Personal Tech20 May 2020 | 48
Your phone wakes up. Its assistant starts reading out your text messages. To everyone around. You panic. How? Ultrasonic waves Video Not OK Google: Android, Siri sink in SurfingAttack Security28 Feb 2020 | 62
Apple programs Siri to not bother its pretty little head with questions about feminism Cyber-assistant taught to duck sensitive topics AI + ML07 Sep 2019 | 68
Apple says sorry for Siri slurping voice commands of unsuspecting users Devises three-point plan to up its privacy game AI + ML29 Aug 2019 | 41
Apple: Ok, ok, we'll stop listening in on your Siri conversations. For now, but maybe in the future Just don't ask us to stop recording and storing them, says tech privacy leader AI + ML02 Aug 2019 | 26
German privacy probe orders Google to stop listening in on voice recordings for 3 months Google bows to power of GDPR Security02 Aug 2019 | 38
OK Google, er, Siri, um, Alexa, can you invalidate these digital assistant patents, please? Yes. Killing effort to seize voice-controlled pal technology now Science24 Jan 2019 | 18
Thanksgiving brings together Apple's Siri and Google Assistant A divided tech nation embraces, uncomfortably Personal Tech21 Nov 2018 | 33
2001 set the standard for the next 50 years of hard (and some soft) sci-fi How movie magic was achieved long before the arrival of CGI Bootnotes04 Apr 2018 | 119
Hey Alexa, Siri and Cortana: Cisco says you’re bad at business VID Borg thinks own Spark voice assistant knows how to behave in the office, but we've seen it and … meh AI + ML07 Mar 2018 | 9
Voice assistants are always listening. So why won't they call police if they hear a crime? We've given away our privacy for the wrong rewards AI + ML26 Feb 2018 | 126
You're decorating it wrong: Apple HomePod gives wood ring of death 'Please don’t tell me to oil my wood,' journo begs Personal Tech14 Feb 2018 | 79
Talk down to Siri like it's a mere servant – your safety demands it Voice assistants get samples of our voice that can be remixed and faked AI + ML12 Feb 2018 | 71
When you play this song backwards, you can hear Satan. Play it forwards, and it hijacks Siri, Alexa Speech recognition systems seduced by masked messages AI + ML30 Jan 2018 | 58
Aww: Apple won't be HomePod for Christmas Sir Jony's nosey speakers delayed until 2018 Personal Tech18 Nov 2017 | 37
Bing fling sting: Apple dumps Microsoft search engine for Google Safari, Spotlight to be powered by the Chocolate Factory Personal Tech25 Sep 2017 | 45
Apple actually opens up about something – the R&D behind Siri's voices But you'd have to start working for them to find out any more Software24 Aug 2017 | 3
Virtual assistant backlash imminent so buy them anyway Say what now, Gartner? Software17 Aug 2017 | 35
Samsung stalls Bixby launch because it am English not so good 원숭이도 나무에서 떨어진다. Personal Tech05 Jul 2017 | 35
Wowee, it's Samsung's next me-too AI gizmo: The Apple HomePod WWDC Yet another belated entry into the creepy interactive snooping speaker world Personal Tech05 Jun 2017 | 53
Huawei could rescue Amazon's Alexa from the smart home Analysis Mobile integration a lifeline out of domestic drudgery Networks26 Jan 2017 | 8
Do AI chat bots need a personality bypass – or will we only trust gabber 'droids with character? Machine-learning boffins debate making software human AI + ML23 Sep 2016 | 28
Drowning Dalek commands Siri in voice-rec hack attack Boffins embed barely-audible-to-humans commands inside vids to fool virtual assistants Security11 Jul 2016 | 40
Apple struggles with the idea of intelligent life outside Cupertino Siri opened up and AI expanded – but only to a point AI + ML14 Jun 2016 | 16
So. Why don't people talk to invisible robots in public? Some questions just answer themselves Software07 Jun 2016 | 63
Siri's maker finally unveils dev-tastic universal AI interface Viv Hops over Apple's garden wall to do it Software10 May 2016 | 12
Microsoft pitches lobotomized Cortana for iOS, Android handsets Don't be jealous, Siri. It's just an App OSes09 Dec 2015 | 53
Amazon Echo: We put Jeff Bezos' always-on microphone-speaker in a Reg family home Review You may be surprised by the results Personal Tech16 Oct 2015 | 140
How French spooks can silently command Siri, Google Now on phones Using headphones with a mic makes your mobe slightly hackable, in theory Security15 Oct 2015 | 25
Tear teardown down, roars Apple: iFixit app yanked from store Peek into Sir Jony's precious boxes, pay the price Software01 Oct 2015 | 57
'Hey Siri, it's Obama, what should we do about Iran?' Vid Apple assistant butts in on White House press conference Bootnotes11 Sep 2015 | 13
New low for humanity: ONE BEELLION lost souls log on to Facebook in one day Free content ad network reveals Siri-slaying shopbot named 'M' Software28 Aug 2015 | 43
Apple will reveal new iPhone on Sept 9 – this is what it may look like Pics Hint: It looks like a bleedin' iPhone Personal Tech27 Aug 2015 | 42
Hey, Apple! 1999 just called and it wants its voicemail avatar back Wildfire-esque functionality to be added to Siri Networks03 Aug 2015 | 25
Apple's iOS 9 public beta lands: El Reg pops it on a slab, strokes it up First look Cupertino's unfinished update – hey, the price is right Software10 Jul 2015 | 14
'Please, choose to be a good citizen and DON’T ask Siri about 9/11' QuoTW Plus: Capita has had enough of you moochers bringing in your own spoons Bootnotes28 Jun 2015 | 13
Hey devs. Forget Siri – Amazon's Alexa will show you a $100m good time Online bazaar provides APIs and SDK for voice assistant SaaS25 Jun 2015 | 4
Wake up, sheeple! If you ask Siri about 9/11 it will rat you out to the police! Also, shill scientists refuse to research whether jet fuel can melt steel beams On-Prem24 Jun 2015 | 144
Siri, please save my iPhone from the messages of death Apple's iMessage bomb bug blasts iOS versions of Snapchat and Twitter, too Personal Tech29 May 2015 | 17
Siri, is it true that you're totally in love with Apache Mesos? Open-source cluster is behind iThingies' voice queries On-Prem27 Apr 2015 | 1
Samsung forgets fingerprints, focuses its eye on YOURS Iris-scanning tech coming to Galaxy gear starting with special Tab Pro Personal Tech26 Mar 2015 | 18
Siri? Are you seeing another man? Steganographic man-in-the-middle diddle can force Apple's digital assistant to spill secrets Security19 Jan 2015 | 12
Siri ... why is this semi headed RIGHT AT ME? Phone apps distracting as ever – new study Hands-free tech still not so safe, claim researchers Personal Tech07 Oct 2014 | 26
Siri: Helpful personal assistant or SERIAL APP KILLER? Comment Will we even need apps any more? Software29 Aug 2014 | 59
Murder accused DIDN'T ask Siri 'how to hide my roommate' Updated US court hears of cached browser image - not actual request Bootnotes14 Aug 2014 | 74
Yosemite Siri? Apple might plonk chatty assistant on your desktop - report Patent prompts rumou... WTF is THAT? Whose finger? Software11 Aug 2014 | 35
OK Google: Gobble chat app Emu. OK Google, now shut down Emu Let's say this acquisition moved me ... to a BIGGER house On-Prem06 Aug 2014 | 10
Move up, Siri and Cortana: BlackBerry's new... 'Assistant' is here Did BB use up its creativity building the software? Networks17 Jul 2014 | 10
Siri, did we just take a hit in that voice-recog patent fight? Yes, Apple, you did, says this Beijing court Legal09 Jul 2014 | 28
Devs: Fancy a job teaching Siri to speak the Queen's English? Spik propa lyk dis blud innit, ya get me? On-Prem27 Jun 2014 | 25
Google Glass? Feh. Behold Dyson's 2001 pocket 'puter techno specs with own 'Siri' Pics Shaggy was topping the charts at the time Personal Tech02 Jun 2014 | 18
Microsoft's naughty Cortana NOT ALLOWED NEAR CHILDREN But she's not alone... Software25 Apr 2014 | 53
Shut up, Siri, I'm watching telly! iOS 7.1 code reveals new role for Apple's PA SDK uncloaks mysterious new device family Software24 Apr 2014 | 25
Siri set to rival Windows beauty Cortana after Apple eats Novauris Speech recognition firm could help fruity firm take Siri offline On-Prem04 Apr 2014 | 11
Back off, Siri! Microsoft debuts Halo beauty Cortana Build 2014 Major Microsoft mobile OS update to arrive in coming months Software02 Apr 2014 | 67