Microsoft's code name for 64-bit Windows was also a dig at rival Sun Should have called Vista 'Shitterton' and had done with it OSes07 Dec 2023 | 55
Oracle creates new form of free Solaris To keep FOSS developers and non-commercial users (almost) caught up with continuous release cadence OSes04 Mar 2022 | 40
‘Staggering’ cost of vintage Sun workstations sees OpenSolaris-fork Illumos drop SPARC support Dev team doesn’t have necessary hardware, and even if they could afford it eBay is empty On-Prem10 May 2021 | 74
Physicists wrap neutrino detector in cosy blanket to shed light on the Sun's secondary fusion cycle Direct observation published for first time Science26 Nov 2020 | 20
The results are in: Science says the Solar System's magnetic heliosphere looks like a deflated croissant Pic Or maybe a spleen? Stomach? Snot bubble? You decide Science06 Aug 2020 | 42
Astroboffins map engine of a solar flare: Magnetic mega-fields and Earth-dwarfing blankets of electric current Holy sheet... Science28 Jul 2020 | 8
'First ever' snap emerges of something vaguely resembling our solar system 300 ly away. We'll take 10 tickets Pic and video Gassy giants make Jupiter look like an absolute tiddler Science23 Jul 2020 | 32
Looking for a home off-world? Take your pick: Astroboffins estimate there are nearly 6bn Earth-likes in the Milky Way Getting to them is, however, quite another kettle of fish Science17 Jun 2020 | 53
Raw sunlight is going to cause our asteroid belt to spin itself to death by YORPing – but not for another six billion years The cosmic ballet goes on... Science11 Feb 2020 | 24
Forget the Oscars, the Solar Orbiter is off to take a close look at our nearest (and super-hot) star Sun, science and, er, more science Science10 Feb 2020 | 16
In case you wanna launch your boss into the Sun, good news: Earth's largest solar telescope just checked and, yeah, it's still pretty fiery Most detailed close-ups of our star are in – and get a load of these plasma bubbles the size of Texas Science30 Jan 2020 | 50
Geoboffins find the oldest matter on Earth: Ancient stardust created before the Solar System formed That's way, way, way older than the dust off your oldest PC Science14 Jan 2020 | 23
Astroboffins discover Sun is surfing on 9,000-light-year gas wave that acts as Milky Way's stellar nursery The Radcliffe is totally radical Science09 Jan 2020 | 21
Oracle and Google will fight in court over Java AGAIN and this time it's going to the Supremes The case that just won't die Software15 Nov 2019 | 87
Astroboffins capture video of Mercury passing across the Sun's surface Not gonna happen again before 2032 Science12 Nov 2019 | 36
Hate your IT job? Sick of computers? Good news: An electronics-frying Sun superflare may hit 'in next 100 years' Bad news: Might actually be 1,000 years. And not even that devastating Science12 Jun 2019 | 72
Gaze in awe at the first ever movie of a solar eclipse from recording long thought lost forever Video Sadly no HD video back in 1900 but restoration has worked wonders Science31 May 2019 | 43
Your FREE end-of-the-world guide: What happens when a sun like ours runs out of fuel On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero Science15 May 2019 | 60
Oracle splats 300 vulns in MySQL, Database, Fusion, etc, pours fresh brew of Java SE terms Multiple pre-auth remote code exec holes need pasting over, enterprise IT giant warns Databases16 Apr 2019 | 22
Plasma bubbles 500 times the size of earth, ultra-hot rain - let's face it, the Sun's not a place to hang out nearby Long-dead Helios probes' data still opening up new science Science06 Apr 2019 | 36
Boffins discover new dust clouds in the Solar System, Mercury has a surprisingly filthy ring Venus also turns up a number of undiscovered orbital partners Science13 Mar 2019 | 32
Oldest white dwarf star catches amateur's eye – and its dusty ring leaves boffins baffled Pic J0207 is estimated to be a mere three-billion years old and just 145 light years away Science20 Feb 2019 | 17
FYI NASA just lobbed its Parker probe around the Sun in closest flyby yet: A nerve-racking 15M miles from the surface FAB, Lady Penelope Science08 Nov 2018 | 48
Thought Patch Tuesday was a load? You gotta check out this Oracle mega-advisory, then And you'll definitely want to check out the libssh flaw Databases16 Oct 2018 | 13
Fruit flies use the power of the sun to help them fly in straight lines Winged critters can travel over 9 miles in a single evening Science31 Aug 2018 | 33
The Solar System's oldest minerals reveal the Sun's violent past Blue crystals hidden in space rocks open hidden secrets Science31 Jul 2018 | 40
The Sun will blow up into a huge, glowing bubble of gas during its death New study shows the Sun will turn into a planetary nebula after all Science07 May 2018 | 41
Terix boss thrown in the cooler for TWO years for peddling pirated Oracle firmware, code patches Big Red all smiles after black-market support biz bosses jailed On-Prem06 Apr 2018 | 36
Confirmed: Oracle laid off 964 people from former Sun building WARN notice lists 1,008 layoffs in total On-Prem12 Sep 2017 | 22
Oracle finally decides to stop prolonging the inevitable, begins hardware layoffs Pink slips are en route, say staff On-Prem31 Aug 2017 | 38
Sun's core in a real spin, but you wouldn't know just by looking at it Gravity waves reveal our star rotates four times faster on the inside than the outside Science03 Aug 2017 | 22
You wait ages for a sun, then two come along at once: All stars have twins, say astroboffins So where is our Sol's sibling? Science17 Jun 2017 | 69
Dark times for OmniOS – an Oracle-free open-source Solaris project OmniTI calls time on Illumos-inspired operating system Software25 Apr 2017 | 54
Our Sun's been using facial scrub: No spots for two weeks Move along, nothing to see here, says NASA. It's just Sol cycling as usual Science24 Mar 2017 | 41
Ten-trillionths of your suntan comes from intergalactic photons But fear not – our galaxy has in-built SPF protection Science12 Aug 2016 | 22
What's DriveScale up to? Mix-'n'-match server and disk storage, for starters Backgrounder It's all about 'composable' infrastructure Storage21 Jun 2016 | 2
Mercury to transit Sun: Viewer discretion advised To avoid blindness, watch live with NASA Science04 May 2016 | 21
Nearly two billion in the bank and yet this VC is slowly losing his beach-blocking battle Vinod Khosla may be forced to provide public access Bootnotes28 Apr 2016 | 40
Blocking out the Sun won't fix climate change – but it could buy us time Refreeze the poles... giant magnifying glass... What shall we do? Science23 Nov 2015 | 179
SOHO solar scope spies 3000th 'sungrazer' comet Actually, Thai spotter extraordinaire Worachate Boonplod takes the honour Science17 Sep 2015 | 7
Sun? In Blighty? Nah, just build that rooftop data centre, it’ll be fine On-Call Aircon's down, servers frying … but COMPUTER SAYS 'NO' On-Prem02 Aug 2015 | 60
Debian Project holds Sparc port's hand, switches off life support No more support for bedridden Sun hardware going forward OSes27 Jul 2015 | 20
YOW! Pluto STUNS boffins with HAZY, SHRINKY atmosphere Pics and vid Probe spots nitrogen ice glaciers flowing into craters Science25 Jul 2015 | 20
Rosetta spots potholes IN SPAAACE: Someone call the galactic council Comet 67P is collapsing from within Science01 Jul 2015 | 24
Bill Nye's bonkers LightSail spaceship unfurls solar sails at last Pic Planetary Society splices the mainbrace after dodgy start Science08 Jun 2015 | 31
Spaniard sues eBay over right to sell the Sun Tat bazaar unimpressed with solar punt Bootnotes05 Jun 2015 | 89
Call girl gets six years for Googler's drug death Tichelman pleads guilty in heroin overdose killing Bootnotes21 May 2015 | 19
Watch: FIRE-SPITTING time-lapse images of Sol showcase NASA's sun-gazing highs Vid Grab your HOT solar filament action here! Science14 Feb 2015 | 24
Five years of Sun software under Oracle: Were the critics right? Oracle-Sun anniversary They said Java, MySQL and Solaris were all doomed Channel28 Jan 2015 | 66
The firm that swallowed the Sun: Is Oracle happy as Larry with hardware and systems? Oracle-Sun anniversary One swallow didn't make a summer Systems27 Jan 2015 | 33
There's life after Oracle, but very little left in Oracle's reseller channel Oracle-Sun anniversary Five years on, what did Larry's lot do to Sun's partner network? On-Prem27 Jan 2015 | 4
NASA's 'crazy' plan yields dramatic pictures of our X-ray Sun NuSTAR could solve the riddle of the flaming ice cube Science23 Dec 2014 | 22
Kepler's STILL GOT IT! Space telescope spots SUPER-EARTH 180 light years away Damaged 'scope still producing good science Science20 Dec 2014 | 27
Aged star could give us clues to HOT TEEN's behaviour Answers to solar system's creation held by flaming ball Science12 Dec 2014 | 11
Done with Microsoft and Adobe patches? Good, here's Oracle's load Java, Database, Fusion Middleware among recipients in latest update deluge Databases15 Oct 2014 | 4
Hiss-hiss! GIGANTIC SOLAR FILAMENT snakes around Sun Pic Burning beast is 100 times the size of Earth when unfurled Science05 Oct 2014 | 48
That glass of water you just drank? It was OLDER than the SUN One MEELLION years older. Some of it anyway Science27 Sep 2014 | 78
Sun of a beach! Java biz founder loses battle to keep his shore private Surfers win Martin's Beach battle against Vinod Khosla Legal25 Sep 2014 | 57
Sleepy spotless summer Sun's shock solar storm surge stuns scientists Vid Grab a digital cam to snap tonight's 'wimpy' X-class flare Science12 Sep 2014 | 10
Sun's MASSIVE solar storm belch to light up Earth's skies Video Watch experts chat about the effects on humanity Science11 Sep 2014 | 41