Black-hole sniffing 'laser combs' are go, say Brit gov boffins Golden triangle mega space scope gets box-tick Science05 Oct 2009 | 11
Packing heat gets you shot, say profs Likelihood of cold dead fingers rises with gun ownership Science04 Oct 2009 | 113
NASA enlists schoolkids in Moonbase piss-recycler push Simulated urine to be brewed from vinegar, baby shampoo Science02 Oct 2009 | 22
US spontaneous human combustion raygun video released Vid Flying frying machine gives car a nasty burn Science02 Oct 2009 | 42
Manned 'Surrogate Predators' fill in for robot assassins Humans go into simulations, but not into real world Science01 Oct 2009 | 10
SFO kicks BAE corruption charges upstairs Will Brown agree to prosecute the Labour Party? Err ... Legal01 Oct 2009 | 18
Hands off our boffins! Updated Drayson moves to use the science budget as a subsidy Legal01 Oct 2009 | 27
Flying car & roboplane-worthy air traffic digi-net go for 2025 Radar, voice to be replaced by satnav and data Legal01 Oct 2009 | 15
OMG! US science quangocrats surf porn at work! Also: Defecating bears roam forests uncontrolled Bootnotes30 Sep 2009 | 27
MoD pays quadruple in money + blood for Afghan helicopters Comment 'Our troops. We backstab them to the hilt' Legal29 Sep 2009 | 59
US drone crashes on Sunni party offices in Iraq 'Just an unlucky coincidence' insists military Science29 Sep 2009 | 13
NASA: Tell us how to spend $4m pa on tech contests Perhaps a prize for the best answer? Science29 Sep 2009 | 5
US Navy boffins put an end to drought Somewhat exacerbate energy crisis, however Science28 Sep 2009 | 25
Electro/photonic 'Excitonic' cryo-computing breakthrough You thought your data centre was chilly On-Prem28 Sep 2009 | 7
Blind one-legged man wins arse-kicking contest Rum-fuelled piratical rampage quelled by Taser Bootnotes25 Sep 2009 | 39
Oxygen-from-Moon-dirt passes vomit comet test Air & rocketfuel can be made at lunar bases - or on Mars Science25 Sep 2009 | 23
Ammo rationing at Wal-Mart as panic buying sweeps US 'Used to be gold was precious. Now it's lead.' Bootnotes24 Sep 2009 | 167
New cyber-security research centre opens in Belfast 'Forget GCHQ, we're the daddies now' Security24 Sep 2009 | 3
VTOL hovership in semi-successful X-Prize attempt Alcoholic rocket retires with internal burns Science23 Sep 2009 | 12
Bridge made of recycled plastic supports 70-ton tank Vid 'Concrete, steel, timber - last-generation stuff' Science23 Sep 2009 | 33
Swedish military bras burst, melt during 'rigorous exercise' Young female conscripts forced to strip hastily Bootnotes23 Sep 2009 | 49
'Buy puke-rays and we'll donate to police widows & orphans' Make a move and the kid gets it Legal22 Sep 2009 | 17
US to deploy 'optionally manned' hover-dirigible in 2011 'Walrus' P-791 re-roled as aerial Afghan spyship Science22 Sep 2009 | 16
Elon Musk, Eberhard 'resolve' Tesla Motors wrangle Pledge eternal chumship through gritted teeth Science22 Sep 2009 | 5
Five-year-mission solar stratocruiser prototype is go $155m 'Vulture II' robosunbird gets off drawing board Science21 Sep 2009 | 7
Suicide bum-blast bombing startles Saudi prince Anal-ysis Fundamentalist fundament mentalist strikes Science21 Sep 2009 | 76
DARPA seeks orbital wheely-bin plan Must cope with rubbish up to 'derelict spaceship' size Science18 Sep 2009 | 39
NASA probe scents crusty bonanza in dark moon bottoms Shadow icebergs of the lunar antarctic Science18 Sep 2009 | 18
New gizmo means working electropulse rayguns at last And an end to microwave-oven gratification delay Science17 Sep 2009 | 45
US Spec Ops operates psywar websites targeted at UK As far as we can tell we aren't one of them Legal16 Sep 2009 | 80
Machine rebellion begins: Killer robot destroyed by US jet Rogue droid 'was attempting to cross border' Science15 Sep 2009 | 48
Ford says new Taurus 'is fitted with stealth fighter radar' Not true: The one in the car is actually quite useful Science15 Sep 2009 | 47
Germans satisfy latex desire with GM dandelions No more uncomfortable rashes - fungus plague forestalled Science11 Sep 2009 | 22
Cruises on ex-Soviet space warships offered Virgin Galactic? Pah - it's for poor people Science11 Sep 2009 | 50
Boffins: Stop trying to monetise us, you don't know how Bitchslap for gov profitable-science plans Science11 Sep 2009 | 24
Heidemarie 'Toolbag' Piper resigns as NASA astronaut Butterfingered spacewalker rejoins US Navy Science10 Sep 2009 | 23
British troops get nifty techno-gunsights DSEi Limited outbreak of common sense at the MoD? Legal10 Sep 2009 | 53
3-tonne robot flying saucer offered to world's militaries DSEi Norse-god angel rescues Brit hover-ship firm Science10 Sep 2009 | 11
'Ring-wing' robo-sub smart swarm lands £6m oil deal DSEi MoD uninterested in Brit ring-bot sniffers, though Science09 Sep 2009 | 8
Super-soldier exoskeletons ready for troop tests in 2010 DSEi Reg interviews suited-up inventor. Very politely Science08 Sep 2009 | 40
Italian Army gets medi-telemetry earrings DSEi 'Stop crying, Massimo. The system says you're fine' Science08 Sep 2009 | 11
Army's £114m battle-comms net not up to Afghan demands Updated Israeli off-the-shelf replacements rushed in Networks08 Sep 2009 | 24
'Exomoonologist': NASA can detect forest moon of Endor Possible multi-civilisation star systems too Science04 Sep 2009 | 22
German boffins invent steel Velcro Good for sticking on building facades, apparently Science04 Sep 2009 | 31
Israelis offer unmanned robo smart-missile 8-pack Tanks? Artillery? Airstrikes? So 20th century Science03 Sep 2009 | 40
Bletchley Park to restore 112-byte* '50s Brit nuke computer 'Computing equivalent of raising the Mary Rose' Channel03 Sep 2009 | 51
NASA works on robo-podcab scheme Robosaurus inventor gets backing for Mag-lev personal transporter Science03 Sep 2009 | 22
Secret US spontaneous human combustion beam tested Silent deathray in first blast from the skies Science02 Sep 2009 | 59
Arms biz: Your taxes mainly go on our fat salaries! Ha ha! Analysis 'We don't want to highlight Afghanistan' Legal02 Sep 2009 | 71
NASA suffers rocket fail 20 seconds from firing Discovery delayed too and the moon probe navigation fails... Science28 Aug 2009 | 23
Tossable bots for US Navy SEALs Beercan-sized rollerdroids to replace hurl-cams? Science27 Aug 2009 | 16
Lightning-gun tech 'approaching weaponisation' Settings: Gadget bricker, skeleton-strobe, smoking boots Science26 Aug 2009 | 38
Blimp radar makes first flight Vid Defence against terrorist death drones, kamikazes Science26 Aug 2009 | 11
DARPA seeks 'Precision Electronic Warfare' 'Surgical jamming' bubble follows you to the corner Science25 Aug 2009 | 11
US 'grooming robot' to reduce navy bottom-fouling 'Ensuring dominance and reducing dirty emissions' Science25 Aug 2009 | 27
US likely to downgrade Euro missile-interceptor plans Rogue-state ICBMs 'haven't arrived on schedule' Science25 Aug 2009 | 13
Boffins in 'let's create black holes in the lab' jape SQUIDs. Is there anything they can't do? Science24 Aug 2009 | 47
New NASA rocket fuel 'could be made on Moon, Mars' Exploding toothpaste to bring astronauts home Science24 Aug 2009 | 38
Bubbly-belly-bugging boffins battle bovine belch peril Tesco agro-surveillance to ward off cow-burpocalypse Science21 Aug 2009 | 22
No more Eurofighters for RAF, despite 232-jet pact Spiralling costs unlock UK ejector seat Legal21 Aug 2009 | 28