Tesla asks shareholders to reinstate Musk's voided $56B pay package Given the electric car maker's annus horribilis so far in 2024, does the chief even deserve it? Personal Tech17 Apr 2024 | 80
Tesla decimates staff amid ongoing performance woe Shares of the worst performing member of the S&P 500 slide some more as news unlikely to please investors Personal Tech15 Apr 2024 | 85
Despite two previous court victories, Tesla settles third Autopilot liability case Amount sealed because it would result in 'serious injury,' say company lawyers AI + ML09 Apr 2024 | 47
Canadian arrested for 'stealing secret' to speedy Tesla battery production Special tech allegedly lets Musk's assembly lines produce 5-10 times more kit than rivals Personal Tech20 Mar 2024 | 57
When life gives you Lemon, sack him Comment CNN veteran publishes Musk interview that got his X show canceled Offbeat19 Mar 2024 | 117
Tesla Berlin gigafactory to take week-long nap after suspected arson Losses could surpass €1B as 1,000 vehicles a day go unfinished Offbeat07 Mar 2024 | 9
Tesla Berlin gigafactory goes dark after alleged eco-sabotage Left-wing extremist group claims responsibility, says goal is to 'bring Tesla to its knees' Offbeat05 Mar 2024 | 54
Legal eagles demand $6B in Tesla stock after overturning Musk's mega pay package 'Criminal,' says CEO Offbeat04 Mar 2024 | 58
Elon and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad legal week Workers allege discrimination, missing payments On-Prem29 Feb 2024 | 65
Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all 'Literally bulletproof' but needs constant cleaning to stave off corrosion Bootnotes13 Feb 2024 | 212
Apple Vision Pro is creating a new generation of glassholes Comment They're back – and more oblivious than ever Offbeat06 Feb 2024 | 55
SAP hits brakes on Tesla company car deal Despite EV commitment, German giant tells Musk marque to buzz off Personal Tech06 Feb 2024 | 89
Tesla power steering probe upgraded after thousands more incidents reported Probe that started with 12 records six months ago has ballooned to 2,191 claims of failed 2023 Model 3 and Y steering Offbeat02 Feb 2024 | 86
Tesla hacks make big bank at Pwn2Own's first automotive-focused event Infosec in brief ALSO: SEC admits to X account negligence; New macOS malware family appears; and some critical vulns Security29 Jan 2024 | 9
Technology truly is the gift that keeps on giving ... SNAFUs to highlight Kettle Until we can hook schadenfreude directly into our veins, this will have to do Software26 Jan 2024 | 2
Missed expectations, zero guidance: Tesla's 'great year' was anything but 'This was a 101 how not to do a conference call,' says Wall St expert AI + ML25 Jan 2024 | 109
Tesla Cybertruck gets cyberstuck during off-roading expedition Video Owner pledges to try again once software update improves performance Personal Tech24 Jan 2024 | 91
Tesla owners in deep freeze discover the cold, hard truth about EVs Not all batteries like subzero temperatures Offbeat16 Jan 2024 | 383
Tesla's latest Autopilot safety patch hits 1.6M Chinese vehicles Perfect timing – now BYD can rub that in Tesla's face along with stealing the global EV sales crown Software05 Jan 2024 | 22
Musk floats idea of boat mod for Cybertruck Oh yes, please, get in the sea Bootnotes19 Dec 2023 | 123
Tesla to remote patch 2M vehicles after damning Autopilot safety probe ADAS controls 'insufficient to prevent misuse,' US watchdog finds after 2-year investigation Software13 Dec 2023 | 92
Tesla says California's Autopilot action violates its free speech rights Elon's biz claims 1st Amendment rights Personal Tech11 Dec 2023 | 201
Musk takes SEC 'Twitter sitter' consent decree appeal to US Supreme Court Same old argument about free speech – let's see if it sticks this time Legal08 Dec 2023 | 53
Swedish Tesla strike goes international as Norwegian and Danish unions join in 'He can't just make his own rules,' Danish labor leader says of Musk Offbeat07 Dec 2023 | 177
Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos Comment Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder Personal Tech30 Nov 2023 | 335
Tesla sues Swedish government after worker rebellion cripples car biz Updated Sparks fly as Elon's Musketeers sue for license plate liberation Offbeat27 Nov 2023 | 160
Tesla, Musk likely aware of Autopilot deficiencies behind Florida fatality, says judge Decision means family of man killed in 2019 cross-traffic collision can take carmaker to trial Personal Tech22 Nov 2023 | 69
Tesla Cybertruck no-resale clause vanishes faster than a Model S in Ludicrous Mode Time for eBay jockeys to ready their watchlists for second-hand clunkers Offbeat15 Nov 2023 | 69
Want a Cybertruck? You're stuck with it for a year, says Tesla Waiting buyers could face $50k fine for ignoring updated terms and conditions Offbeat13 Nov 2023 | 171
Tesla swerves liability in Autopilot death lawsuit Cali jury decides 9-3 Muskmobile maker wasn't at fault when Model 3 veered into tree and exploded AI + ML31 Oct 2023 | 43
No more Mr Nice DoJ: Tesla gets subpoenas over self-driving software claims Has someone been shooting their mouth off a little too much? Personal Tech23 Oct 2023 | 35
'Recession-resilient' Tesla misses Q3 expectations, slows Mexico expansion But look over there: A Cybertruck release date! Just please 'temper expectations,' Elon begs Offbeat19 Oct 2023 | 57
Thousands of Teslas recalled over brake fluid bug OTA software update to deal with misbehaving sensor Software17 Oct 2023 | 36
Tesla goons will buy anything – including these $150 beers Sorry, 'CyberBeers' Offbeat16 Oct 2023 | 55
Equal Employment Commission sues Tesla for racist discrimination, retaliation at Fremont plant Like some sort of bizarro greatest hits album, the EEOC case sounds just like multiple previous suits Legal29 Sep 2023 | 29
Morgan Stanley values Tesla's super-hyped supercomputer at up to $500B Musk snaps up Nvidia GPUs even as he builds Dojo. Finance bods foresee SaaSy AI, rivers of cash AI + ML12 Sep 2023 | 21
Elon Musk has beef with Bill Gates because he shorted Tesla stock, says biographer Comment The origin story of the 'in case u need to lose a boner fast' tweet Offbeat11 Sep 2023 | 54
Lawsuit claims Tesla corp data security is far less advanced than its cars Sueball alleges company at fault after employee info leaked, including Musk's Security07 Sep 2023 | 7
Tesla's purported hands-free 'Elon mode' raises regulator's blood pressure NHTSA is already worried Autopilot and FSD make drivers irresponsible – this surely won't help matters Software30 Aug 2023 | 58
Tesla hedges Dojo supercomputer bet with 10K Nvidia H100 GPU cluster Keeping full self-driving dream on the road just needs more graphics chips? HPC30 Aug 2023 | 7
Leak of 75k employee records was insiders' fault, claims Tesla Identity Access Management? What's that? Security21 Aug 2023 | 11
Our AI habit is already changing the way we build datacenters Analysis If you thought a 700W GPU was hot, imagine what it takes to keep racks full of 15kW accelerators cool On-Prem18 Aug 2023 | 15
Tesla knew Autopilot weakness killed a driver – and didn't fix it, engineers claim Software's alleged inability to handle cross traffic central to court battle after two road deaths AI + ML17 Aug 2023 | 173
Tesla is looking for people to build '1st of its kind Data Centers' Meanwhile, in China, electric auto outfit emphasizes local bit barn for storage Off-Prem15 Aug 2023 | 19
Tesla hackers turn to voltage glitching to unlock paywalled features Black Hat Oh, this old thing? Yeah, it's got an AMD processor. Why? Black Hat and DEF CON07 Aug 2023 | 55
Tesla steering problems attract regulator eyes for second time this year First some steering wheels were falling off, now others allegedly won't steer Personal Tech02 Aug 2023 | 83
Tesla's Autopilot boasts, safety probed by California AG This tech is certainly full of something Personal Tech28 Jul 2023 | 73
Tesla's Dojo supercomputer is a billion-dollar bet to make AI better at driving than humans More data means better neural net training, but it also means more cores HPC21 Jul 2023 | 43
Tesla to license Full Self-Driving stack to other automakers, says Musk Multiple safety investigations, patches for unsafe behavior, and the fact it's still a beta haven't dissuaded other OEMs? Software20 Jul 2023 | 126
Tesla board members to return $735M in compensation settlement Look who is learning to share: Deal includes no admission of fault, naturally Personal Tech18 Jul 2023 | 40
First of Tesla's 'bulletproof' Cybertrucks clunks off production line Wait, so it wasn't an elaborate joke? Offbeat17 Jul 2023 | 169
Tesla plots entry to Britain's stagnant energy market Head of operations job ad requires 'healthy skepticism of the status quo' Offbeat12 Jul 2023 | 113
Tesla ordered to cough up data for Autopilot probe or face heavy fines Just make this 'self driving' system drive itself over to the filing cabinet and fish out the documents needed AI + ML06 Jul 2023 | 38
SAE says yes to making Tesla EV chargers an American standard Another win for Musk: Ford, GM, Rivian and Volvo have already announced plans to dump CCS Personal Tech28 Jun 2023 | 30
Germans beat Tesla to autonomous L3 driving in the Golden State Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz, my friends all have Teslas... Personal Tech09 Jun 2023 | 100
Tesla batteries went from fully charged to fully disabled after botched patch, lawsuit claims Electric automaker has twice settled similar suits before they made it to trial Software16 May 2023 | 104
Streaming apps – and maybe even Cloud PCs – coming to electric cars What else are you going to do while waiting for it to charge? Virtualization02 May 2023 | 57
Tesla ran over worker rights, again, US labor judge finds Go on, Elon, tweet a meme, that'll straighten this all out Personal Tech28 Apr 2023 | 32
Musk tried to wriggle out of Autopilot grilling by claiming past boasts may be deepfakes Tycoon hopes to swerve deposition in Tesla death crash lawsuit AI + ML27 Apr 2023 | 75
Tesla wins key court battle over Autopilot crash blame Anyone else who wants to take on Musk, please take note AI + ML24 Apr 2023 | 45
Elon Musk actually sits down and talks to 'government-funded media' the BBC Updated Plus: RIP Twitter Inc – it's X Corp now Networks12 Apr 2023 | 108
Chinese state media hails Tesla megafactory in Shanghai as sign foreign business is on board ASIA IN BRIEF Also: India gets an Apple store; ZTE sells next-gen servers outside China; Foxconn invests in EVs; and more Personal Tech11 Apr 2023 | 6