Tesla

Tesla chair begs investors to bless Musk's billions or face an Elon exodus

He needs that compensation because he's easily dist- oo a piece of candy!

Personal Tech07 Jun 2024 | 107

Elon Musk confirms 12K H100s ordered for Tesla were instead prioritized for xAI

Comment Tycoon's private firms got Nvidia GPUs first because automaker couldn’t use them yet

AI + ML05 Jun 2024 | 21

Tesla slams advisors for not loving Musk's $44.9B payout

We hired you for one job...

Bootnotes30 May 2024 | 85

Elon Musk says he doesn’t want 100% tariff on China-made electric vehicles

Tesla CEO would have preferred no tariffs, even though they’re beneficial to his company

Personal Tech24 May 2024 | 66

Tesla's oldest factory ignites another headline by catching fire

Fremont: Come for the toxic fumes and discrimination, stay for marshmallows?

Personal Tech21 May 2024 | 19

NYC Comptroller and hedge funds urge Tesla shareholders to deny Musk $50B windfall

Bloc also recommends kicking Elon’s brother and Rupert Murdoch’s son off the board

Personal Tech21 May 2024 | 52

Tesla self-driving claims parked in court

Judge gives green light to lawsuit over autonomous ambitions

Personal Tech16 May 2024 | 73

Tesla nearing shareholder vote to grant Musk $46B

Fundamentals are for losers: It's a good time to head the worst performing stock in the S&P

Offbeat15 May 2024 | 49

Clean Air Act complaint paints smoggy picture at Tesla Fremont factory

The cars might be zero emission, but accusers claim the paint shops aren't

Offbeat15 May 2024 | 8

Texan construction workers put a rocket up Team SpaceX over 'unpaid bills'

'If they were to call me today, I'd tell them to f%*k off'

Science14 May 2024 | 68

German plod defend Tesla gigafactory from eco-warriors

Elon Musk wonders why so many sour Krauts

Personal Tech11 May 2024 | 113

Tesla accused of union buster bluster at Buffalo factory

Musk's motor biz? Monitoring labor activists? Surely not!

Personal Tech10 May 2024 | 25

GhostStripe attack haunts self-driving cars by making them ignore road signs

Cameras tested are specced for Baidu's Apollo

Research10 May 2024 | 51

Transport watchdog's patience wears thin as Tesla Autopilot remedies may not be enough

Crashes continue even with recall fixes in place

Personal Tech08 May 2024 | 66

Tesla devotee tests Cybertruck safety with his own finger – and fails

Faith in frunk flunks

Bootnotes08 May 2024 | 136

Tesla layoff circus runs into fourth week with another round of cuts

Musk continues quest to make Tesla leaner, meaner, more profitable

Personal Tech07 May 2024 | 69

Tesla maps out new territory in China with Baidu deal

U-turn necessary to comply with Chinese law

Personal Tech01 May 2024 | 10

Musk axes two more senior Tesla leaders, guts public policy team – report

It's not like you need wonks to put driverless robotaxis on public roads or anything

Personal Tech30 Apr 2024 | 60

Elon Musk's latest brainfart is to turn Tesla cars into AWS on wheels

There are many reasons why this is likely more trouble than it's worth

On-Prem30 Apr 2024 | 159

Musk schmoozes Chinese premier as Tesla Full Self-Driving remains parked

Automaker could really do with the training data

Personal Tech29 Apr 2024 | 33

Musk moves Tesla's goalposts, investors happily move shares higher

Opinion It's the millions-of-robotaxis promise again – and all y'all buying it this time, too?

Personal Tech24 Apr 2024 | 108

Tesla misses the mark on all fronts in quarter of chaos

Who cares that net profit slid 55%? Not Wall Street

Personal Tech24 Apr 2024 | 84

Tesla slashes vehicle and self-driving-ish software prices as shares plummet

Because nothing reassures investors like discounting some inventory

Personal Tech22 Apr 2024 | 86

Gone in 35 seconds – the Cybertruck's misbehaving acceleration pedal

Riveting conclusion to Tesla recall saga

Personal Tech22 Apr 2024 | 73

Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash

Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: 'Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage'

Personal Tech20 Apr 2024 | 172

Unintended acceleration leads to recall of every Cybertruck produced so far

That isn't what Tesla meant by Full Self-Driving

Offbeat19 Apr 2024 | 101

Tesla asks shareholders to reinstate Musk's voided $56B pay package

Given the electric car maker's annus horribilis so far in 2024, does the chief even deserve it?

Personal Tech17 Apr 2024 | 80

Tesla decimates staff amid ongoing performance woe

Shares of the worst performing member of the S&P 500 slide some more as news unlikely to please investors

Personal Tech15 Apr 2024 | 85

Despite two previous court victories, Tesla settles third Autopilot liability case

Amount sealed because it would result in 'serious injury,' say company lawyers

AI + ML09 Apr 2024 | 45

Canadian arrested for 'stealing secret' to speedy Tesla battery production

Special tech allegedly lets Musk's assembly lines produce 5-10 times more kit than rivals

Personal Tech20 Mar 2024 | 57

When life gives you Lemon, sack him

Comment CNN veteran publishes Musk interview that got his X show canceled

Offbeat19 Mar 2024 | 115

Tesla Berlin gigafactory to take week-long nap after suspected arson

Losses could surpass €1B as 1,000 vehicles a day go unfinished

Offbeat07 Mar 2024 | 9

Tesla Berlin gigafactory goes dark after alleged eco-sabotage

Left-wing extremist group claims responsibility, says goal is to 'bring Tesla to its knees'

Offbeat05 Mar 2024 | 54

Legal eagles demand $6B in Tesla stock after overturning Musk's mega pay package

'Criminal,' says CEO

Offbeat04 Mar 2024 | 58

Elon and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad legal week

Workers allege discrimination, missing payments

On-Prem29 Feb 2024 | 65

Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all

'Literally bulletproof' but needs constant cleaning to stave off corrosion

Bootnotes13 Feb 2024 | 212

Apple Vision Pro is creating a new generation of glassholes

Comment They're back – and more oblivious than ever

Offbeat06 Feb 2024 | 55

SAP hits brakes on Tesla company car deal

Despite EV commitment, German giant tells Musk marque to buzz off

Personal Tech06 Feb 2024 | 89

Tesla power steering probe upgraded after thousands more incidents reported

Probe that started with 12 records six months ago has ballooned to 2,191 claims of failed 2023 Model 3 and Y steering

Offbeat02 Feb 2024 | 86

Tesla hacks make big bank at Pwn2Own's first automotive-focused event

Infosec in brief ALSO: SEC admits to X account negligence; New macOS malware family appears; and some critical vulns

Security29 Jan 2024 | 8

Technology truly is the gift that keeps on giving ... SNAFUs to highlight

Kettle Until we can hook schadenfreude directly into our veins, this will have to do

Software26 Jan 2024 | 2

Missed expectations, zero guidance: Tesla's 'great year' was anything but

'This was a 101 how not to do a conference call,' says Wall St expert

AI + ML25 Jan 2024 | 109

Tesla Cybertruck gets cyberstuck during off-roading expedition

Video Owner pledges to try again once software update improves performance

Personal Tech24 Jan 2024 | 91

Tesla owners in deep freeze discover the cold, hard truth about EVs

Not all batteries like subzero temperatures

Offbeat16 Jan 2024 | 376

Tesla's latest Autopilot safety patch hits 1.6M Chinese vehicles

Perfect timing – now BYD can rub that in Tesla's face along with stealing the global EV sales crown

Software05 Jan 2024 | 22

Musk floats idea of boat mod for Cybertruck

Oh yes, please, get in the sea

Bootnotes19 Dec 2023 | 123

Tesla to remote patch 2M vehicles after damning Autopilot safety probe

ADAS controls 'insufficient to prevent misuse,' US watchdog finds after 2-year investigation

Software13 Dec 2023 | 92

Tesla says California's Autopilot action violates its free speech rights

Elon's biz claims 1st Amendment rights

Personal Tech11 Dec 2023 | 201

Musk takes SEC 'Twitter sitter' consent decree appeal to US Supreme Court

Same old argument about free speech – let's see if it sticks this time

Legal08 Dec 2023 | 53

Swedish Tesla strike goes international as Norwegian and Danish unions join in

'He can't just make his own rules,' Danish labor leader says of Musk

Offbeat07 Dec 2023 | 177

Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos

Comment Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder

Personal Tech30 Nov 2023 | 335

Tesla sues Swedish government after worker rebellion cripples car biz

Updated Sparks fly as Elon's Musketeers sue for license plate liberation

Offbeat27 Nov 2023 | 160

Tesla, Musk likely aware of Autopilot deficiencies behind Florida fatality, says judge

Decision means family of man killed in 2019 cross-traffic collision can take carmaker to trial

Personal Tech22 Nov 2023 | 68

Tesla Cybertruck no-resale clause vanishes faster than a Model S in Ludicrous Mode

Time for eBay jockeys to ready their watchlists for second-hand clunkers

Offbeat15 Nov 2023 | 69

Want a Cybertruck? You're stuck with it for a year, says Tesla

Waiting buyers could face $50k fine for ignoring updated terms and conditions

Offbeat13 Nov 2023 | 171

Tesla swerves liability in Autopilot death lawsuit

Cali jury decides 9-3 Muskmobile maker wasn't at fault when Model 3 veered into tree and exploded

AI + ML31 Oct 2023 | 43