Welcome to the future: Bluetooth jackets you can only wash 10 times. Gee, thanks, Google Phone-controlling Levi's soft-wear for, presumably, non-sweaty nerds Edge + IoT25 Sep 2017 | 63
Falling apart at the seamless: Inside Apple's LTE Watch fiasco Analysis Kludge takes shine off ever-improving Watch Personal Tech21 Sep 2017 | 34
Mobe reception grief turns LTE Apple Watch 3 into – er, a dull watch Plus: You can't switch off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth on iOS 11 Personal Tech20 Sep 2017 | 41
Amazon wants to be king of the nerd goggles Glasshole Bezos sees no shame Personal Tech20 Sep 2017 | 12
Samsung keeps the smartwatch alive. Just IFA 'Don't think of it as a watch' Personal Tech31 Aug 2017 | 28
Death to strap-ons, says Intel, yet thrusts its little AI stick into us all Behold, the neural network gizmo Chipzilla will quietly kill in two years, like its wearables Science20 Jul 2017 | 11
El Reg straps on the Huawei Watch 2 Real World Test Sports ready, LTE ready, but still a solution looking for a problem? Personal Tech26 May 2017 | 51
(You can't) buy one now! The flying car makes its perennial return Something for the Weekend, Sir? There's a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts Bootnotes21 Apr 2017 | 81
Face down in a Shoreditch gutter: Attack of the kickstarting hipster Something for the Weekend, Sir? The PC doctor will see (in) you now... Personal Tech17 Mar 2017 | 52
Wearables aren't dead but apps on wearables might be The only data you want on your wrist describes your pulse Personal Tech03 Mar 2017 | 17
Fitbit hit on Pebble kit cost just 20 million quid? Oh s**t! Wearables giant finally reveals cost of gobbling up and killing off rival hardware Personal Tech23 Feb 2017 | 35
Forget Tony Stark's Iron Man – exosuits of the future will be spandex It turns out there are better ways to enhance strength than heavy metal armor Science25 Jan 2017 | 28
Fitbit throws fit, emits writ for outfit's non-hit, rather sh*t, 'Fitbit' kit Reseller accused of passing off malfunctioning health bands as refurbished gear Personal Tech10 Jan 2017 | 15
Fitbit picks up Pebble, throws Pebble as far as it can into the sea Smartwatch market down by one Personal Tech07 Dec 2016 | 92
Apple Watch sales go over a cliff: Down 2.8 meellion per quarter in a year If a wearable does much more than measure your pulse, it hardly has a pulse Personal Tech06 Dec 2016 | 72
Wearable eats wearable: Fitbit 'to buy Pebble' with a steal of a deal Smartwatch pioneer looks set to call it a day Personal Tech01 Dec 2016 | 17
Will Microsoft's nerd goggles soar like an Eagle, or flop like a turkey? Analysis Hello, HoloLens Channel12 Oct 2016 | 42
Microsoft disbands Band band – and there'll be no version 3 Redmond snuffs out its only promising wearable Personal Tech04 Oct 2016 | 52
Punters want heart-throbs, not brains, when thinking wrist-jobs If Apple updates the Watch today, it's ignoring the wearable market's trend towards dumb Personal Tech07 Sep 2016 | 16
McDonald's launches wearable then pulls it after kid feels the burn LED on 'Step-It' Happy Meal fitness tracker scalds child Bootnotes18 Aug 2016 | 35
The curious case of a wearables cynic and his enduring fat bastardry Something for the Weekend, Sir? Let’s get physical, physical Bootnotes12 Aug 2016 | 130
Intel's smartwatches are so hot right now – too hot: Basis Peak recalled for skin burns, blistering Owners offered refunds before wrist-puters are disabled Personal Tech03 Aug 2016 | 38
Apple and Android wearables: What iceberg? It’s full steam ahead! This watch now has even more added computer Personal Tech17 Jun 2016 | 51
Got a Fitbit? Thought you were achieving your goals? Better read this UPDATE Photoplethysmography algo error could be nasty for those who target their training Personal Tech23 May 2016 | 61
Xiaomi takes aim at Apple, Qualcomm Putting final polish on processor and smartwatch announcements Personal Tech02 May 2016 | 10
Go to Topshop, make a Bluetooth gizmo, stick it on your dress Fashion retailer plans Top Pitch competition for wearable tech Personal Tech27 Apr 2016 | 8
Woz says wearables – even Apple Watch – aren't 'compelling' 'It's an expense that bought me a few extra niceties' but shows Apple can swing and miss Personal Tech18 Apr 2016 | 95
R&D white coats at HP Inc will make corporate ID into wearable tech '32,000 years of wearable evolution' – this is what it's come to Channel29 Mar 2016 | 19
Don't snoop on staff via wearables, says Dutch privacy agency Permission under pressure isn't permission at all Legal09 Mar 2016 | 25
Pebble punts out new firmware to watch you as you sleep Where are the straps? Personal Tech04 Feb 2016 | 13
Intel aims for PC-style position in drones, robots and wearables CES 2016 Can't win with PCs... that's clear Channel13 Jan 2016 | 6
Swiss try to wind up Apple with $25k dumb-watch H. Moser & Cie poke fun at Sir Jony's precious arm candy Bootnotes08 Jan 2016 | 82
Outfit throws fit, hits FitBit's hit kit with writ (Apple also involved) Lab claims tech pair nabbed designs after meetings Personal Tech05 Jan 2016 | 36
2016 in mobile: Visit a components mall in China... 30 min later, you're a manufacturer The Reg on the rise of Shenzhen generics, the fall of wearables and other coming trends Personal Tech02 Jan 2016 | 129
Oz insurer offers Basis breathing-bangle-for-your-data swap Wrist recorder reads your weight, tells the cloud On-Prem09 Nov 2015 | 6
Microsoft Band 2 wrist watchers in pay-first-ship-much-later rage Does twiddling your thumbs count as an exercise? Personal Tech09 Nov 2015 | 23
Microsoft updates Band semi-smartwatch for fitness fanatics Now with added barometer and a better battery Personal Tech06 Oct 2015 | 12
Sparks and recreation: TomTom's stealth wearable success IFA 2015 Well, it's a success compared with Android Wear, anyway Personal Tech03 Sep 2015 | 5
Apple watch breathes down Fitbit's neck Two thirds of flogged smart wearables were Apple Watches Channel27 Aug 2015 | 9
Neat but narky at times: Pebble Time colour e-paper watch Review Might lose on style, but wins on longevity and practicality Personal Tech22 Jul 2015 | 51
Apple Watch is such a flop it's the world's top-selling wearable Canalys reckons Cupertino shifted 4.2 million wristjobs in a quarter Personal Tech21 Jul 2015 | 91
Android Wear 5.1: A more enduring wristjob for your pleasure Review Update breathes new life into Reg man’s strap on Personal Tech14 Jul 2015 | 42
Strapping strap-on chaps strap in to tap that vat of greenbacks Fitbit preps IPO to gobble up $730m from investors On-Prem18 Jun 2015 | 1
Flexible PRAM: Not a bendy baby carriage, but infinitely cooler Look IOWT, Gromit - it's memory you can wrap round your arm Storage16 Jun 2015 | 1
INTERNET of BOOBS: Scorching French lass reveals networked bikini No e-mankini yet in the ranks of IoT clothing, complains nobody Networks12 Jun 2015 | 70
Strap-on fiddle factor: We poke ten Apple Watch apps Product Roundup Extracting the most value from a pretty expensive wristjob Applications01 Jun 2015 | 18
Apple: Relax, fanbois! We never meant to read your heart rate during wild wrist action Be still, my beating ... Networks31 May 2015 | 31
Wearable fitness tech: Exercising your self-motivation skills Breaking Fad Do health trackers really keep you in good shape? Personal Tech29 May 2015 | 30
And then the Google lad says: Of course you can use Android Wear without a smartphone Google I/O Take that, Apple! Now they'll fly off the shelves SaaS29 May 2015 | 22
It's the Internet of Feet: Lenovo shows smart shoes, projector keyboard phone Also bizarre peepshow watch SaaS28 May 2015 | 32
Health-snoop bangle vendor Fitbit hit with Jawbone sueball The law is an ass? Jawbone of an ass? Ever just had too much material? Networks28 May 2015 | 4
Microsoft HoloLens or Hollow Lens? El Reg stares down cyber-specs' code Build 2015 Our man spends 90 mins with headwear Software01 May 2015 | 31
Acer introduces a REVOLUTION in tablet tech: The PENCIL Pics Affordable fondleslabs, mobes 'n' wearables for the masses On-Prem28 Apr 2015 | 17
Boffins laser print flexible transistors If you can't stand the heat, turn down the temperature Science23 Apr 2015 | 10
Health apps and wearables make you nervous, not fit, say boffins Humanity is wasting its time on monitoring life rather than living Science15 Apr 2015 | 44
Seriously, stop claiming your two-buck photo app can detect cancer FTC settles out of court with melanoma-spotting software Applications13 Apr 2015 | 8
Apple Watch: We ROUNDUP the ROUNDUPS. Yes, Roundup-squared Four things ye must know of the fruity stroker bracelet Personal Tech09 Apr 2015 | 49
Screw YOU, Apple – Netflix teases world+dog with its own 'coming soon' SMARTWATCH Video It's literally all in the wrist Networks08 Apr 2015 | 11
Wearables market action is all in the wrist says market-scryer IDC Tech specs aren't going to make it and the wearables market is smaller than PCs Channel31 Mar 2015 | 7
Just WALK IN and buy an Apple Watch. Are you mad? Follow these few simple steps, and wait a while On-Prem30 Mar 2015 | 47