If I pedal faster and feed it spinach, my robot barman might pull more pints
Something for the Weekend, Sir?When I dreamt of a sci-fi future, I'm pretty sure this wasn't it
27 Nov 2020
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Not sunshine, moonlight or good times – blame it on the buggy
Something for the Weekend, Sir?The system's playing up again. Infamy! Infamy!
20 Nov 2020
[Checks meeting agenda...] Where does it say 'Talk cr*p and waste everyone's time'?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Don't turn on the camera, don't turn on... Oh hi!
13 Nov 2020
Shopping online for Xmas? AI chatbots know whether you want to be naughty or nice
Something for the Weekend, Sir?'What are you buying, Dave? We should talk about this'
06 Nov 2020
Return of the flying car, just when we all need to escape
Something for the Weekend, Sir?From pasta to teleporting robots: something to chew on
30 Oct 2020
Ho hum: If you're so artificially intelligent, name this song while my videos go viral
Something for the Weekend, Sir?My careful plan to save the economy
23 Oct 2020
Tinfoil hat brigade switches brand allegiance to bog paper
Something for the Weekend, Sir?It's environmentally friendlier, you see
13 Mar 2020
What's inside a tech freelancer's backpack? That's right, EVERYTHING
Something for the Weekend, Sir?You might have free coffee pods but I've got pen and paper
06 Mar 2020
Sure, check through my background records… but why are you looking at my record collection?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Where do I see myself in five years' time? On parole with a bit of luck
28 Feb 2020
'Don't tell anyone but I have a secret.' There, that's my security sorted
Something for the Weekend, Sir?The inevitable return of Norbert Spankmonkey
21 Feb 2020
Can AI-enhanced virtual sports presenters do the job? It's a big ask
Something for the Weekend, Sir?The ball's in your park and I'm just happy for the team
14 Feb 2020
Hear, hear: The first to invent idiot-cancelling headphones gets my cash
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Listen to me, Palmer, I said listen to me
07 Feb 2020
Will Asimov fix my doorbell? There should be a law about this
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Computer systems must do no harm? ... Ha ha ha...
31 Jan 2020
Clunk, whirr, buzz, whine. Shared office space can be a riot and sounds like one too
Something for the Weekend, Sir?And what about my buttocks, eh?
24 Jan 2020
Help! I'm trapped on Schrodinger's runaway train! Or am I..?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?There's an app for that, and it's utter pants
17 Jan 2020
Flying taxis? That'll be AFTER you've launched light sabres and anti-gravity skateboards
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Sorry, I've misplaced my ticket again. Where's my head at?
10 Jan 2020
We live so fast I can't even finish this sent...
Something for the Weekend, Sir?And she wore Pantone 19-4052 TPG Velvet
03 Jan 2020
Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports
NSFW: Something for the New Year, Sir?If you must know, 2020 was a blast
01 Jan 2020
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