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Your private data has been nabbed: Please update your life as soon as possible while we deflect responsibility

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Because our golf-obsessed boss has wandered off fondling his balls

Gone in 60 electrons: Digital art swaggers down the cul-de-sac of obsolescence

Something for the Weekend, Sir? No lessons learned from (literally) decades of media format wars

So what if I pay peanuts for my home broadband? I demand you fix it NOW!

Something for the Weekend, Sir? The Zoom meeting I’m missing is already miles away

Something went wrong but we won't tell you what it is. Now, would you like to take out a premium subscription?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Get with the disruptive app design, granddad: meaningless errors are cool

How not to apply for a new job: Apply for it on a job site

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Watch as I channel my digital Yosser Hughes, violence included

How to ensure your tech predictions catch on in a flash? Do the mash

Something for the Weekend, Sir? All inventions should be demonstrated by a puppet doing a Tommy Cooper impression

Easily distracted by too many apps, too many meetings, and too much asparagus

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Nothing like a steaming bowl of freshly picked spaghetti

Diary of a report writer and his big break into bad business

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Ow. Thank you sir may I have another

Move aside, Technoking: All hail the Sweat Master and his many inspirational job titles

Something for the Weekend, Sir? I hope he doesn't call me Pedoking

'No' does not mean 'yes'... unless you are a scriptwriter for software user interfaces

Something for the Weekend, Sir? The circle is complete. Now I am the master… er, I mean 'the source'

The sooner AI stops trying to mimic human intelligence, the better – as there isn't any

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Still waiting for neuroscientists to work out why

Half a million stolen French medical records, drowned in feeble excuses

Something for the Weekend, Sir? A bitter pill best swallowed with eight gallons of swimming pool water

You want me to do WHAT in that prepaid envelope?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Not quite the data dump I thought you meant

Dept of If I'd Known 20 Years Ago: Call centres, roosting chickens, and Bitcoin

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Getting it half-right means you got it half-wrong

My bad! So you're saying that redacting an on-screen PDF with Tipp-Ex won't work?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? I tried calling all 27 countries for some help with Acrobat but their mums said they were out

Transcribe-my-thoughts app would prevent everyone knowing what I actually said during meetings

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Welcome to another edition of Just A Minute, live from Scunthorpe

Nothing new since the microwave: Let's get those home tech inventors cooking

Something for the Weekend, Sir? You might want to wash the rolling pin first

How to avoid pesky border controls: Be a robot truck driver… or insanely rich

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Have you finished that sandwich? If not, it’s classified as contraband

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