All I want for Christmas is a delivery address that a delivery courier can find
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Send me an SMS and I’ll tell you everything
15 Oct 2021
Articles about Alistair Dabbs
Get real: Say what you like about your app but don't be surprised if I trollsplain
Something for the Weekend, Sir? My next column will be written in spaaaaaace
08 Oct 2021
2FA? More like 2F-in-the-way: It seems no one wants me to pay for their services after all
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Shut up and take my money
01 Oct 2021
Nothing works any more. Who decided that redundant systems should become redundant?
Something for the Weekend, Sir? It'll all come out in the wash
24 Sep 2021
So I’ve scripted a life-saving routine. Pah. What really matters is the icon I give it
Something for the Weekend, Sir? J’appuie sur le starter et voici que je quitte la terre
17 Sep 2021
You walk in with a plan. You leave with GPS-tracking Nordic hiking poles. The same old story, eh?
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Please hold me back from the discount aisle in case I buy a USB desk fan
10 Sep 2021
A speech recognition app goes into a bar. Speak up if you’ve heard it already
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Listen to me, Palmer, now listen to me
03 Sep 2021
When everyone else is on vacation, it's time to whip out the tiny screwdrivers
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Fixing laptops and solving UX conundra – all in a night’s work
27 Aug 2021
Live, die, copy-paste, repeat: Everything is recycled now, including ideas
Something for the Weekend, Sir? We can't rewind, we've gone too far
20 Aug 2021
Before I agree to let your app track me everywhere, I want something 'special' in return (winks)…
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Help me, officer, I’m lost! 'No problem, sir, you’re right in front of me'
13 Aug 2021
Q: Post-lockdown, where would I like to go? A: As far away from my own head as possible
Something for the Weekend, Sir? About 238,855 miles would do the trick
06 Aug 2021
You MUST present your official ID (but only the one that's really easy to fake)
Something for the Weekend, Sir? I can show you my Three Widths swimming certificate if it helps
30 Jul 2021
Is it broken yet? Is it? Is it? Ooh that means I can buy a sparkly, new but otherwise hard-to-justify replacement!
Something for the Weekend, Sir? I may consider offering you cash to break it for me
23 Jul 2021
The lights go off, broadband drops out, the TV freezes … and nobody knows why (spooky music)
Something for the Weekend, Sir? It might be because technicians maintain an open-door policy
16 Jul 2021
The world is chaos but my Zoom background is control-freak perfection
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Nudge that potted plant a little to the left aaaaand… action!
09 Jul 2021
Devilish plans for your next app update ensure they never happen – unless you start praying
Something for the Weekend, Sir? These things really get my goat
02 Jul 2021
Who would cross the Bridge of Death? Answer me these questions three! Oh and you'll need two-factor authentication
Something for the Weekend, Sir? I'm not the robot, pal, you are
25 Jun 2021
What job title would YOU want carved on your gravestone? 'Beloved father, Slayer of Dragons, Register of Domains'
Something for the Weekend, Sir? How did I love thee? Let me count the email redirections
18 Jun 2021
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