'I didn’t realise that our success would lead to government attention'
22 Oct 2020
Bill Gates lays out a three-point plan to rid the world of COVID-19 – and anti-vaxxer cranks aren't gonna like it
Aunty Mabel on Facebook thinks he is a Bond baddie (spoiler: he's not)
30 Sep 2020
Bill Gates debunks 'coronavirus vaccine is my 5G mind control microchip implant' conspiracy theory
He would say that… because he's not an actual supervillain
24 Jul 2020
Microsoft's Bill Gates defrag is finally virtually complete: Billionaire quits board to double down on philanthropy
You look like you have coronavirus, can I help you with that?
13 Mar 2020
Bill G on Microsoft's biggest blunder... Was it Bing, Internet Explorer, Vista, the antitrust row?
Nope: It was not giving Android a run for its money...
24 Jun 2019
Bill Gates joined on stage by jar of poop as he confesses deep love for talking about toilets
Microsoft man opens three-day newfangled shithouse expo
06 Nov 2018
Bill Gates declined offer to serve as Donald Trump's science advisor
Spontaneous offer made during chat about vaccines (which - phew! - Trump seemed to like)
01 May 2018
Twenty years ago today: Windows 98 crashed live on stage with Bill Gates. Let's watch it again...
VideoRelive that sphincter-loosening Blue Screen of Death
20 Apr 2018
Cryptocurrencies kill people and may kill again, says Bill Gates
Q&A touches on tough topics like 'Tabs or Spaces?'
28 Feb 2018
My name is Bill Gates and I am an Android user
Sir. Have you no, er, shame?
26 Sep 2017
Bill Gates says he'd do CTRL-ALT-DEL with one key if given the chance to go back through time
Gives two-fingered salute to IBM designers for forcing us to use three-fingered salute
21 Sep 2017
Bezos' bonkers bank of bucks beats big Bill's brilliant billionaire bundle
UpdatedPresident Broflake won't be happy about it
27 Jul 2017
Tech moguls dominate Oxfam's rich people Hateful 8
They've got as much money as half the world, scolds charity
16 Jan 2017
Bill Gates joins $170bn climate change investment club
Clean tech on the list
13 Dec 2016
Mark Zuckerberg and the $3bn cash fling: He's not your father's tech kingpin
History, philanthropy and the Victorian computing age
27 Sep 2016
Zuckerberg to spend $3bn+ to rid world of all disease by 2100 (Starting with Facebook, right?)
And yet WhatsApp cost $19bn?
21 Sep 2016
PC pioneer Gary Kildall's unpublished memoir revealed
CP/M and BIOS inventor adds to story of how Microsoft's IBM deal shaped the PC forever
04 Aug 2016
Bill Gates cooks up poultry recipe for Africans' paltry existence
'If I were living in extreme poverty, I’d want to raise chickens'
09 Jun 2016