You look like you have coronavirus, can I help you with that?
13 Mar 2020
Bill G on Microsoft's biggest blunder... Was it Bing, Internet Explorer, Vista, the antitrust row?
Nope: It was not giving Android a run for its money...
24 Jun 2019
Bill Gates joined on stage by jar of poop as he confesses deep love for talking about toilets
Microsoft man opens three-day newfangled shithouse expo
06 Nov 2018
Bill Gates declined offer to serve as Donald Trump's science advisor
Spontaneous offer made during chat about vaccines (which - phew! - Trump seemed to like)
01 May 2018
Twenty years ago today: Windows 98 crashed live on stage with Bill Gates. Let's watch it again...
VideoRelive that sphincter-loosening Blue Screen of Death
20 Apr 2018
Cryptocurrencies kill people and may kill again, says Bill Gates
Q&A touches on tough topics like 'Tabs or Spaces?'
28 Feb 2018
My name is Bill Gates and I am an Android user
Sir. Have you no, er, shame?
26 Sep 2017
Bill Gates says he'd do CTRL-ALT-DEL with one key if given the chance to go back through time
Gives two-fingered salute to IBM designers for forcing us to use three-fingered salute
21 Sep 2017
Bezos' bonkers bank of bucks beats big Bill's brilliant billionaire bundle
UpdatedPresident Broflake won't be happy about it
27 Jul 2017
Tech moguls dominate Oxfam's rich people Hateful 8
They've got as much money as half the world, scolds charity
16 Jan 2017
Bill Gates joins $170bn climate change investment club
Clean tech on the list
13 Dec 2016
Mark Zuckerberg and the $3bn cash fling: He's not your father's tech kingpin
History, philanthropy and the Victorian computing age
27 Sep 2016
Zuckerberg to spend $3bn+ to rid world of all disease by 2100 (Starting with Facebook, right?)
And yet WhatsApp cost $19bn?
21 Sep 2016
PC pioneer Gary Kildall's unpublished memoir revealed
CP/M and BIOS inventor adds to story of how Microsoft's IBM deal shaped the PC forever
04 Aug 2016
Bill Gates cooks up poultry recipe for Africans' paltry existence
'If I were living in extreme poverty, I’d want to raise chickens'
09 Jun 2016
US tech CEOs demand Congress programs US kids to be tech workers
Feed us more compsci grads!
26 Apr 2016
Apple Fools: Times the House of Jobs went horribly awry
Apple at 40Plenty of bumps in the 40-year road for Mac makers
01 Apr 2016
Is there anything left to ask Bill Gates? (Other than gissus a million?)
World's richest man does his fourth ask-me-anything Q&A, leaves web scratching its head
08 Mar 2016