If HAL did digital signage. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that...
Bork!Bork!Bork! My God! It's full of Bork!
14 Jun 2021
Articles about Bork
If a kiosk borks when nobody is using it, can it be said to have borked at all?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Fond memories of the before times and Windows Aero at a shuttered McDonald's order point
01 Jun 2021
Nobody expects the borkish bank-wisition: When I said I wanted some notes from the ATM, I never thought I'd see...
Bork!Bork!Bork! ...the vast emptiness of Notepad
28 May 2021
Nature is healing: Shhh. It's a lesser spotted Pi Bork nesting behind the bushes at IKEA
Bork!Bork!Bork! Hålp, I äm stuck in emergency möde
25 May 2021
Microsoft: Purveyors of the finest BORK since the 1990s
Bork!Bork!Bork! That's the BackOffice Resource Kit. What did you think we meant?
24 May 2021
Déjà bork: BSOD fairy pays key-cutting kiosk another visit
Bork!Bork!Bork! Lessons have been learned – now there's a bucket for Windows to be poorly into
18 May 2021
For the marketeer that has everything – except a CPU fan
Bork!Bork!Bork! You know it's time for an upgrade when your PC gets spanked by a sign
14 May 2021
Another platform on which Java will not run – platform 1 of Newcastle's Central Station
Bork!Bork!Bork! What is Geordie for bork?
11 May 2021
Stale and past its best. Are you talking about Windows or the pizza you're waiting for?
Bork!Bork!Bork! A reminder of golden Start Menu days
07 May 2021
Börk returns to its spiritual home of Sweden as duff disks take down Stockholm signage
Bork!Bork!Bork! Think we already made a Stockholm syndrome joke the other day so...
30 Apr 2021
Helsinki Syndrome: Ubuntu utterly fails to boot on metro
Bork!Bork!Bork! Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to bork
28 Apr 2021
Half-metre pizza or an upgrade from Windows 7? We know what we'd choose
Bork!Bork!Bork! Cheese, pepperoni, and a generous topping of bork
27 Apr 2021
We've finally hit Peak Bork: Microsoft man reveals home-grown welcome back BSOD at Redmond HQ
Updated Bork!Bork!Bork! A treat for returning workers as meeting cancelled due to roomful of bork
23 Apr 2021
Sure, your app is crap, but Windows won't tell. Promise
Bork!Bork!Bork! One billboard outside Blairsville, Georgia
22 Apr 2021
Nestled between donuts and gingerbread creations lurks the Windows 7 EOS fairy
Bork!Bork!Bork! Windows whinging? Take your mind off it with a sausage roll
07 Apr 2021
I've got the power! Or have I? Uninterruptible Phone-disposal Stuffup
Bork!Bork!Bork! Remembering airports of the past and borked kiosks of today
01 Apr 2021
Use Windows and POS in the same sentence... Yes, that's right: Point of Sale. What were you thinking?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft's finest takes a break in the US retail space
30 Mar 2021
Burgers, birds, and Blue Screens of Death: Remember the joys of commuting?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Bork terminates at London Victoria
16 Mar 2021
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