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Bork ends where it began. At McDonald's, home of the finest bork product
Bork bless us, everyone
05 Jan 2022 10:32 | 10
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France loves open source so much, even its cinema borks have Linux behind the scenes
The last time Ubuntu went to space ISS astronauts got menaced by CIMON*
04 Jan 2022 10:01 | 37
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A kitchen splashbork on sale at the Cardiff IKEA
Keeping things consistent in the Pi department
03 Jan 2022 10:02 | 12
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The Ghost of Windows Past haunts a street corner in Bermondsey
Woo... woo... don't forget to back up your files... woo...
02 Jan 2022 10:01 | 33
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Going round in circles with Windows in Singapore
A mystery error message bedevils Mass Transit Passengers
01 Jan 2022 10:01 | 22
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Some errors fill the screen. And some come from the .NET Framework
Go on. Click Continue. We dare you
31 Dec 2021 10:01 | 27
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Too busy feasting on meatballs, Windows struggles to update itself in IKEA
Who is going to install this Daim patch?
30 Dec 2021 09:01 | 30
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Low on passengers, low on memory: A bad day on the London Underground
Lucky that new Crossrail thing is late – who knows how Windows will cope?
29 Dec 2021 10:01 | 56
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Windows takes a breather in London's Spitalfields
No, not that sort of Rust
28 Dec 2021 09:01 | 13
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Please pay for parking – CMOS batteries don't buy themselves
Tesco parking screen reminds customers of the glory days of 2012
27 Dec 2021 09:03 | 69
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Microsoft Paint + car park touchscreen = You already know where this is going
I'll just pay the- OH MY GOD
26 Dec 2021 09:01 | 56
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Not the kind of note you want to see fluttering from an ATM
This won't buy me beer
25 Dec 2021 09:01 | 34
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Cruel and unusual IT fail upstages Megan Fox. Transformers: Windows in disguise
Check your outputs, kids
15 Nov 2021 11:39 | 21
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Heart FM's borkfast show – a fine way to start your day
Jamie and Amanda have a new co-presenter to contend with
18 Oct 2021 10:01 | 25
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Windows terminates here. Please remember to finish setting it up on arrival
Washington Metro admin has taken an early lunch
15 Oct 2021 17:17 | 25
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Mind your Ps and queues: Bork makes a visit to the A&E
Thanks Windows! Now this is the kind of hospital data-sharing we like to see...
14 Oct 2021 09:15 | 19
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Meatballs, Abba, and bork: 3 things Sweden is famous for
It's what The Chef would want
12 Oct 2021 10:01 | 16
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Happy birthday, Microsoft Money: Here's a cashpoint calamity for Windows and .NET
Weird all Jorvik
08 Oct 2021 17:02 | 17
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A most uncivil display in New York's Civil Court
I fought the bork and the bork won
06 Oct 2021 08:35 | 8
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Confusion at Gare de Rennes as Windows shuffles off for a Gauloise
Je suis un bork star
04 Oct 2021 10:47 | 20
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Years of development, millions of lines of code, and Android can't even run a toilet
I'll show you 'highly targeted'
29 Sep 2021 11:34 | 70
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Parking is expensive. It can cost an arm, a leg, and a Windows licence
Activate Windows and put up a parking lot
24 Sep 2021 11:29 | 11
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nah, it's just Windows suffering from a bit of vertigo
Up above the streets and houses, XP's flying high
23 Sep 2021 09:15 | 11
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A Burger King where the only Whopper is the BSOD font
Come for the bork, stay for the burger
20 Sep 2021 18:15 | 13
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Sometimes we all feel a bit like Shutting Down. So just imagine how tired Windows 7 is
So many stuck trains, so many cancellations. Giant blue screen of Nope, we salute you.
17 Sep 2021 10:01 | 10
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Running on empty, out of battery, power draining... three things the UK government definitely isn't. Oh no
Video connected – check. Plugged into the mains? Er...
14 Sep 2021 09:00 | 15
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Music festivals are back in the UK. So is the background bork
Stage fright? Or the knowledge that Windows is lurking behind you
10 Sep 2021 12:15 | 25
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With a Lidl bit of luck, this Windows installation will make it through the night
Microsoft's finest just needs a nudge
08 Sep 2021 10:02 | 13
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Spraying a boot error up the bathroom wall
Taking the Pis in Paris
06 Sep 2021 10:47 | 16
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Lost in IKEA? So, it seems, is Windows
Microsoft would like to know your location. Bedroom furniture or homewares?
25 Aug 2021 10:17 | 36
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Borking on the corner, watching the world go by
A Baltic bork in the Republic of Lithuania
24 Aug 2021 18:03 | 3
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A Whopper of a bork for seekers of pre-flight nosh
BSODs should be scary, not soothing
17 Aug 2021 08:29 | 28
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Please do not touch the exhibits – or this tabletop Windows Boot Manager
Microsoft's OS once again where it shouldn't be
16 Aug 2021 11:20 | 8
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Elevating bork to a new level (if the touchscreen worked)
Who needs pesky buttons when the Internet of Bork is here?
12 Aug 2021 09:27 | 62
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Come fly with me. But first we need to find a boot device
An unexpected bork in the boarding area
11 Aug 2021 10:04 | 18
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Never Knowingly Underborked: Double trouble at Southampton's John Lewis
Unless that's an ad for American Megatrends?
10 Aug 2021 08:29 | 11
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Steam-powered computers: Retro cool or old and busted?
The silicon is weak, but the iron is strong
27 Jul 2021 10:01 | 29
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Paid antivirus? On ads? Think of all the beer you could buy without that subscription
These are a few of our favourite things
19 Jul 2021 10:01 | 13
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Who needs 'Bliss' in Teams when you can have the real thing on a Bristol bus?
If it ever escapes the boot loop, that is
13 Jul 2021 08:30 | 15
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2021: A Bork Odyssey. Is it remake of Disney's The Black Hole or explorer.exe being shown the door?
Welcome to Cineworld in the leafy UK town of Harlow Essex
09 Jul 2021 12:14 | 17
Science
NASA readies commands to switch on Hubble's back-up hardware
Observatory might be able to spot distant stars, but it can't hear a bunch of engineers holding their breath
07 Jul 2021 17:55 | 18
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The black screen of BIOS borkage haunts Space Shuttle Discovery's new home
They can put a man on the Moon, but can't change the battery in this Dell?
07 Jul 2021 10:02 | 23
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Black screens in Windows 11? Bork has seen it all before
Welcome to Madeira, autonomous region of Borkugal
05 Jul 2021 10:46 | 40
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We hope this hotel has a nice spa because Windows sure looks like it needs some R&R
If you'd like to restart and try ag-
29 Jun 2021 10:06 | 10
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London Greenwich station: A reminder of former glories. Like Windows XP
Borkage haunts one of the oldest station buildings in the world
28 Jun 2021 10:45 | 43
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Emergency mode? Bah! It takes a Microsoft product to really break a digital sign
Memory is not the only thing leaking from Windows
21 Jun 2021 10:00 | 13
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If HAL did digital signage. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that...
My God! It's full of Bork!
14 Jun 2021 10:47 | 17
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If a kiosk borks when nobody is using it, can it be said to have borked at all?
Fond memories of the before times and Windows Aero at a shuttered McDonald's order point
01 Jun 2021 11:30 | 6
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Nobody expects the borkish bank-wisition: When I said I wanted some notes from the ATM, I never thought I'd see...
...the vast emptiness of Notepad
28 May 2021 11:30 | 16
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Nature is healing: Shhh. It's a lesser spotted Pi Bork nesting behind the bushes at IKEA
Hålp, I äm stuck in emergency möde
25 May 2021 11:44 | 25
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Microsoft: Purveyors of the finest BORK since the 1990s
That's the BackOffice Resource Kit. What did you think we meant?
24 May 2021 10:35 | 15
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Déjà bork: BSOD fairy pays key-cutting kiosk another visit
Lessons have been learned – now there's a bucket for Windows to be poorly into
18 May 2021 09:15 | 22
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For the marketeer that has everything – except a CPU fan
You know it's time for an upgrade when your PC gets spanked by a sign
14 May 2021 09:15 | 37
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Another platform on which Java will not run – platform 1 of Newcastle's Central Station
What is Geordie for bork?
11 May 2021 10:47 | 23
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Stale and past its best. Are you talking about Windows or the pizza you're waiting for?
A reminder of golden Start Menu days
07 May 2021 12:14 | 29
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Börk returns to its spiritual home of Sweden as duff disks take down Stockholm signage
Think we already made a Stockholm syndrome joke the other day so...
30 Apr 2021 09:50 | 9
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Helsinki Syndrome: Ubuntu utterly fails to boot on metro
Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to bork
28 Apr 2021 09:21 | 46
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Half-metre pizza or an upgrade from Windows 7? We know what we'd choose
Cheese, pepperoni, and a generous topping of bork
27 Apr 2021 09:15 | 10
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We've finally hit Peak Bork: Microsoft man reveals home-grown welcome back BSOD at Redmond HQ
A treat for returning workers as meeting cancelled due to roomful of bork
23 Apr 2021 11:31 | 26
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Sure, your app is crap, but Windows won't tell. Promise
One billboard outside Blairsville, Georgia
22 Apr 2021 09:15 | 19
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