Onwards! To the airport and adventure! And this rather lachrymose Linux screen
Bork!Bork!Bork!No flight info, no adverts, just blackness...
23 Sep 2020
Articles about Bork
Behold the Bloo Screen of Death: Bathroom borkage stops spray play
Bork!Bork!Bork!Flushed out
18 Sep 2020
Relics of the past to be found in Oxford: A medieval friary, a Saxon wall, and... Windows 7
Bork!Bork!Bork!Shopping paradise forgot to pay for more support
17 Sep 2020
Tesco self-service separates innocent Reg reader from beer after collapsing into heap of Windows dialog boxes
Bork!Bork!Bork!Is that... XP? Can't be – venerable OS expired last year
15 Sep 2020
How about a lovely processor thermal trip? Hot day in Italy brings out the banking bork
Bork!Bork!Bork!The only lockdown excursion we'll be taking - courtesy of some heated hardware
11 Sep 2020
Bork, Beer and Breweries: Three of our favourite things
Bork!Bork!Bork!The pubs may be problematic, but the bork is bountiful at Tennent's
10 Sep 2020
Upside down, you turn me, you're giving bork instinctively: Firefox flips as a train connection is missed
Bork!Bork!Bork!Respectfully, I say to thee... I'm aware that you're borking
08 Sep 2020
Ghost of Windows past spotted haunting Yorkshire railway station
Bork!Bork!Bork!WoOoO! Log me iiiin... Press CTRL-ALT-DELEeEeTE
07 Sep 2020
Borking all over the world: At home or abroad, you're never more than 6ft from a BSOD
Bork!Bork!Bork!The next train is headed to... oh dear
02 Sep 2020
When Irish screens are borking: Ticketing trip-up for Dublin-based Windows 10 IoT terminal, but at least it's not XP
Bork!Bork!Bork!Felled by an upside-down student card, apparently
01 Sep 2020
Aw, Snap! But you should see the other guy – they're in dire need of a good file system consistency check
Bork!Bork!Bork!Behold the stability and efficiency of a switch to Linux
20 Aug 2020
Someone please have mercy on this poorly Ubuntu parking machine that has been force-fed maudlin autotuned tripe
Bork!Bork!Bork!Failing in Falkirk
19 Aug 2020
How do you feel about single-use plastics? OK, interesting. Now tell us your views on surprise Windows updates
Bork!Bork!Bork!But please be aware this is a family museum
17 Aug 2020
Well, what are we waiting for? Three weeks later, Windows Embedded Standard 7 still didn't have the answer
Bork!Bork!Bork!The Register Theatre Company presents: Waiting for Windows
14 Aug 2020
The future of signage is here, and it wants an update
Bork!Bork!Bork!Careful with that Patch, Eugene
12 Aug 2020
UK lockdown easing heralds the return of burgers... and bork
Bork!Bork!Bork!Eat out to BSOD?*
11 Aug 2020
Did you see that ludicrous display last night? Bork pays a visit to London's Silicon Roundabout
Bork!Bork!Bork!Ramen, katsu curry and a side of finest BSOD
21 Jul 2020
See you after the commercial breakdown: Cert expiry error message more entertaining than the usual advert tripe
Bork!Bork!Bork!A big, red triangle on your screen? A security issue, not a foreign film alert
17 Jul 2020
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