Waterloo! Windows defeated, your sign is screwed. Waterloo! Promise to bork you forevermore
Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft's finest suffers decisive defeat
12 Jan 2021
Articles about Bork
Canadian Windows demands a jolly good bit of validating
Bork!Bork!Bork! Somewhere there is always an IT pro who warned this might happen
06 Jan 2021
Beware the ghost of operating systems past: In which our hero is visited by an old friend
12BoC A reminder that XP was both frugal and prone to falling over
05 Jan 2021
It's just a pair of arrows. What could be more innocent than that?
12BoC Crossing the LogoWatch and Borkage streams: A Bork averted
04 Jan 2021
Confessions at a Christmas do: 'That time I took down an entire neighbourhood'
12BoC For whom the return key tolls
03 Jan 2021
Pick an end, any end: Lost that critical Christmas cable? We know how you feel
12BoC 'You are fettered,' said Scrooge, trembling. 'Tell me why?'
02 Jan 2021
Sun, sea and sad signage: And lo, they saw a shining light in the sky... oh, it's a BIOS error
12BoC Santas sled of bork comes to Lanzarote
01 Jan 2021
All I want for Christmas is cash: Welsh ATMs are unbeatable. Or unbootable. Something like that
12BOC Carpark sorrow as Windows failed to cough booty
31 Dec 2020
No amount of Glasgow handshaking will revive this borked kiosk
12BoC To pay for parking you must first sign in to Windows 10
29 Dec 2020
What's that lurking behind the borked face of finance? Windows, of course
Bork!Bork!Bork! Rule number one of sausage club: never ask what goes into the sausage
22 Dec 2020
Next day delivery a bit of a pain? We have just the thing... nestled deep in the terms and conditions
Bork!Bork!Bork! For those teeny, tiny, migraine-inducing nuts and bolts
08 Dec 2020
Windows on Wheels is back, though the truck has come to a standstill, much like the OS
Bork!Bork!Bork! Not sure what it's supposed be saying but it probably isn't 0x00000050
07 Dec 2020
Wireless screen in estate agent window just begging for someone to fill it with mischief
Bork!Bork!Bork! At last, a chance for a random phone-toting passer-by to show their quality
04 Dec 2020
Bristol's bus stops can run Chrome and Internet Explorer, but no, Windows and public transport do not mix well
Bork!Bork!Bork! Bus stop / Bus goes / What's crashed? / Windows
02 Dec 2020
Behold the drive-thru of the California Highway Patrol: Fry me a river, has 'CHIPS' stopped working again?
Bork!Bork!Bork! You didn't want fries with that, did you?
30 Nov 2020
Mall of duty: Black Ops. No, you're not a customer, you're just an ad audience metric
Bork!Bork!Bork! Quis custodiet ipsos bork-es?
25 Nov 2020
Software running on demo licence? At least one patty pusher is Lovin' It
Bork!Bork!Bork! The last time we saw one of these was in February. Things haven't gone well since then
20 Nov 2020
Windows 10 installation shows shopping centre its sad face – the natural response to finding out you're in Peterborough
Bork!Bork!Bork! Watch as we effortlessly segue from BSODs to hovertrains
17 Nov 2020
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