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Sometimes we all feel a bit like Shutting Down. So just imagine how tired Windows 7 is

Bork!Bork!Bork! So many stuck trains, so many cancellations. Giant blue screen of Nope, we salute you.

Running on empty, out of battery, power draining... three things the UK government definitely isn't. Oh no

Bork!Bork!Bork! Video connected – check. Plugged into the mains? Er...

Music festivals are back in the UK. So is the background bork

Bork!Bork!Bork! Stage fright? Or the knowledge that Windows is lurking behind you

With a Lidl bit of luck, this Windows installation will make it through the night

Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft's finest just needs a nudge

Spraying a boot error up the bathroom wall

Bork!Bork!Bork! Taking the Pis in Paris

Lost in IKEA? So, it seems, is Windows

Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft would like to know your location. Bedroom furniture or homewares?

Borking on the corner, watching the world go by

Bork!Bork!Bork! A Baltic bork in the Republic of Lithuania

A Whopper of a bork for seekers of pre-flight nosh

Bork!Bork!Bork! BSODs should be scary, not soothing

Please do not touch the exhibits – or this tabletop Windows Boot Manager

Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft's OS once again where it shouldn't be

Elevating bork to a new level (if the touchscreen worked)

Bork!Bork!Bork! Who needs pesky buttons when the Internet of Bork is here?

Come fly with me. But first we need to find a boot device

Bork!Bork!Bork! An unexpected bork in the boarding area

Never Knowingly Underborked: Double trouble at Southampton's John Lewis

Bork!Bork!Bork! Unless that's an ad for American Megatrends?

Steam-powered computers: Retro cool or old and busted?

Bork!Bork!Bork! The silicon is weak, but the iron is strong

Paid antivirus? On ads? Think of all the beer you could buy without that subscription

Bork!Bork!Bork! These are a few of our favourite things

Who needs 'Bliss' in Teams when you can have the real thing on a Bristol bus?

Bork!Bork!Bork! If it ever escapes the boot loop, that is

2021: A Bork Odyssey. Is it remake of Disney's The Black Hole or explorer.exe being shown the door?

Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to Cineworld in the leafy UK town of Harlow Essex

NASA readies commands to switch on Hubble's back-up hardware

Observatory might be able to spot distant stars, but it can't hear a bunch of engineers holding their breath

The black screen of BIOS borkage haunts Space Shuttle Discovery's new home

Bork!Bork!Bork! They can put a man on the Moon, but can't change the battery in this Dell?

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