Bring the eye bleach – humans are weird
22 Apr 2020
Essex named sexiest British accent followed closely by, um, Glaswegian
Awwigh daahlin', I FINK you'll find
10 May 2019
What should the Red Arrows' new aircraft be?
PollSpeek your branes, sky-gazers
02 Nov 2016
Ordnance Survey intern plonks houses, trees, rivers and roads on GB Minecraft map
I can see my house from here!
24 Sep 2014
Hundreds of hackers sought for new £500m UK cyber-bomber strike force
Britain must rm -rf its enemies or be rm -rf'ed, declares defence secretary
30 Sep 2013
Top UK billionaires considerably richer than Chinese ones ... for now
However, note that we didn't say British billionaires there
12 Sep 2013
Love in an elevator.... testing mast: The National Lift Tower
Geek's Guide to BritainEl Reg shows where you can go and get truly shafted
04 Jul 2013
Ferocious fungus imperils future of British gin and tonic
'I'll have mine with a twist of Phytophthora austrocedrae, my good man'
21 Jun 2013
Google's teeny UK tax bill 'just not right', thunders senior MP
Hodge on Schmidt: Aiding the economy and paying corp tax is NOT an 'either/or'
23 Apr 2013
In a mobile data eating contest, Brits would win - Ofcom
What's that smeared around your mouth?
13 Dec 2012
Brits swallow Google Nexus 4 supply 'in 30 minutes'
World+Dog eats smarties for breakfast
13 Nov 2012
Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK
Weights and measures a 'uniquely confusing shambles'
16 May 2012
Got a non-iPad tablet? Weirdo
Actually even Jobsian slabbers are a small minority
13 Sep 2011
Average sozzled Brit sinks 5,800 pints during life
Spends £58,201 on booze before kicking bucket
19 Aug 2011
Labour MP debuts fondleslab-assisted Parliament oratory
Twitter Tsar upgraded to iPad Princess
30 Mar 2011
Microsoft to hire 4,000 in UK
Apprenticeships and more
13 Jan 2011
Great white sharks menace Blighty
Jaws bored with lean Oz surfer steaks, wants a bit of cornish pasty
15 Oct 2010
Tech can make Britain Great again
It's IT wot can win it
22 Jul 2009