Flame of the WeekEnglish-mangle-word-zels – fresh from Reg whippersnapper's garden
24 Oct 2018
Cyberpunks might not be crooks but they're really very rude
FotWEl Eg – whoever they are – really upset this one
29 Jul 2016
Don't you see these simple facts? Destroy Facebook and restore human Liberty
FoTWThis man is really sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
09 Feb 2016
Impoverished net user slams 'disgusting' quid-a-day hack
FoTW'You insult those living in poverty'
03 May 2013
Cockfighting Reg hack cursed with cancer
FoTWAnimal lover less than impressed with battling poultry
17 Jul 2012
Reg ed rattles the Red-Headed League
FoTWHe's one o'them self-hatin' gingers
13 May 2011
White House warns El Reg over kitten-killing content
Vulture Central hack runs for reinforced bunker complex
06 May 2011
Nutter preflames El Reg 'cockheads'
FoTWPre-emptive strike against Barnes & Noble outrage
06 May 2011
'You don't even know what change management is'
FoTWShame on you, you alleged IT hack
03 Feb 2011
'You offend me, sir, with your pathetic writing'
FoTWWhat the f*ck is this piece even about?
26 Jan 2011
Spanish fascist decries Franco Eurovision slur
FoTW'F*ck you, stupid piece of red crap'- the flame in Spain...
15 Oct 2010
Tesla Motors: Our cars don't burst into flame, but our emails do
FoTW'Yellow journalism' 'hysterical' 'scandalous'. OMG
08 Oct 2010
El Reg marks Steve Jobs for termination
Irate Yank claims assassination conspiracy
09 Jul 2010
F*ck you, thunders disgruntled fanboi Apple user
FoTW13-year-old hack rattles Friend of Cupertino
07 May 2010
NASA flying car engineer shoots down Reg coverage
FoTW'Spouting nonsense' 'making crap up' 'I am not obsessive'
05 Mar 2010
Yank slams El Reg 'zio-fruitcake' Playmobil 'crap'
FoTWTehran-bound mini-WMDs fail to impress
02 Oct 2009
Brits 'a bunch of yellow bastards', says irate Yank
FoTWArmed American Stereotype™ speaks out
06 Feb 2009
Serial commentard vents steam through ears
FoTWAaron Kempf ♥ Sarah Palin — True
07 Nov 2008