Do my Ive's deceive me? No, Sir Jony exits Cupertino, which will be among his first clients
27 Jun 2019
Crack in black: Matte iPhones losing paint at alarming rate, gripe fans
Furious loyalists bemoan Sir Jony's shoddy craftsmanship
10 Feb 2017
That's the way the Cook, he stumbles: Apple CEO pay cut as sales tank
Peak AppleThought you had a bad 2016? The iBoss had to live on a mere $8.7m
06 Jan 2017
One more thing: Swatch trademarks dead Steve Jobs' catchphrase
Wir zeigen Ihnen, "noch eine Sache", Arschloch
20 Aug 2015
Sir Jony Ive, chief Apple doodler, promoted – into job he already has
More a case of getting some new subordinates?
26 May 2015
Tattooed skin befuddles Apple Watch
Don't draw onna paw if you want the awe
01 May 2015
What is Apple's idiot tax on Watch these days? 'About $265 or 80%'
Hey, rent in the Bay Area is expensive. These Cupertino engineers don't come cheap
30 Apr 2015
LUST for APPLE WATCH drove me to crime, says alleged meth dealer
Chinese bloke claims he set up drug deal to get some Cupertino arm candy
12 Mar 2015
A gold MacBook with just ONE USB port? Apple, you're DRUNK
CommentThe ego has landed: (No) power (socket) to the people!
10 Mar 2015
Photoshop daddy: 'I’m not happy with body image issues it creates for a lot of women'
QuotWPlus: 'Superfish megavuln is catastrophic'
22 Feb 2015
Apple knob refusenik Sir Jony Ive handed award - for talking BOLLOCKS
Plain English Campaign gives exec Kick in Pants award for Watch words
04 Dec 2014
Jony Ive: Apple isn't here to make money. And students shouldn't use computers so much
Also finds 'careless' design 'offensive'
14 Nov 2014
'George Orwell was an optimist. Show me a search history, I'll show you a perv or a crook'
QuoTWHm. Do optimists really have more fun?
19 Oct 2014
Xiaomi boss snaps back at Jony Ive's iPhone rival 'theft' swipe
I'll have a handset delivered. Judge us after you try us...
13 Oct 2014
Jony and Marc sitting in a tree ... let's design Apple iThings, BUDDY
Ive on pal Newson: 'We enjoy working together so much'
06 Sep 2014
Cook: Apple 'so very, very proud to be a FORCE FOR GOOD'
And Jony Ive has a shiny red Mac Pro to prove it
29 Oct 2013
Two years after Steve Jobs' death, how's that new CEO working out?
AnalysisIs 'Timid Tim' an 'unmitigated disaster'? Only for the crap Map app flap chap and card-carrying Apple-haters
05 Oct 2013
Apple: iOS7 dayglo Barbie makeover is UNFINISHED - report
Plus: You don't like the icons? Blame marketing
14 Jun 2013