Are you Team Red or Team Blue?
02 Jun 2020
HP's Elite Dragonfly lappie to let Tile gadget-trackers stalk it till they're Blue in the tooth
Or find it under a crap-pile in your pigsty of a desk... let's be real, that is what you'd use it for
06 Jan 2020
Latitude 9510 lappy has a speakerphone so you can tell the conference call all about your 30-hour battery
Don't forget the 5G cellular radio
02 Jan 2020
Back to school with El Reg - how about a chunky Lenovo for the student in your life?
Hands OnThe second generation 300e for when your little darling simply must have Windows 10
28 Aug 2019
My MacBook Woe: I got up close and personal with city's snatch'n'dash crooks (aka some bastard stole my laptop)
CommentThief swipes Reg vulture's computer from under his fingers in cafe – here's what happened next
21 Aug 2019
Did you buy a hot Asus Rog Strix notebook? Like, really hot? Like, super hot? Like, ow-ow-ow my lap's on fire hot?
You could be in line for a slice of $12m from PC slinger
10 Jul 2019
Your next laptop will feature 'CMF' technology
You didn't miss a new standard: CMF is 'colour, materials and finish' and PC-makers use it to make us fashion victims
14 Nov 2017
It's happening! Official retro Thinkpad lappy spotted in the wild
Anniversary special brings back much-loved features
04 Sep 2017
Microsoft's Surface Pro 2017, unhinged: Luxury fondleslab that's good...
Review... as in Veblen Good
09 Aug 2017
Microsoft Surface laptop: Is this your MacBook Air replacement?
ReviewJailbreak it the official way, kids...
01 Aug 2017
Utah fights man's attempt to marry laptop
Foe of same-sex unions seeks to wed machine
02 Jun 2017
Huawei missed memo that PC's dead – so here are three new notebooks
Hands OnTouchscreens? Who needs 'em?
24 May 2017
No laptop ban on Euro flights to US... yet
Pilots: Um, you want all those lithium batteries in the hold?
18 May 2017
PC sales are up across Europe. You read that right. PC sales are up
Laptops lead EMEA sales revival, but Brexit-blown Blighty misses out
24 Apr 2017
Lenovo's 2017 X1 Carbon is a mixed bag
Hands-onThis year's flagship ThinkPad for business feels a little underwhelming
06 Apr 2017
Brave VMs to destroy themselves, any malware they find on HP's new laptop
1 like = 1 prayer for pre-baked Bromium virtualization tech
13 Feb 2017
HP doorsteps Apple shoppers at the altar of dreams
HP Inc GPC '16Is our innovation stale, asks pres at PC giant? No 'f*****g way' says a shopper
13 Sep 2016
John Ellenby, British inventor of the first laptop, powers off
ObituaryGRiD Compass made it into space and onto Aliens
30 Aug 2016