Malware and Trojans, but there's only one horse the boss man wants to hear about
On Call The company's IT might be on fire, but my needs trump those of the many
30 Jul 2021
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Exsparko-destructus! What happens when wand waving meets extremely poor wiring
On Call You killed my data centre, prepare to die
23 Jul 2021
Try placing a pot plant directly above your CRT monitor – it really ties the desk together
On Call Actually, no. Don't do this
16 Jul 2021
Where's the boss? Ah right, thorough deep-dive audit. On the boardroom table. Gotcha
On Call Ooh, watch out for splinters
09 Jul 2021
Go to L: A man of the cloth faces keyboard conundrum
On Call When a user really is holier than thou
02 Jul 2021
Ouch! When the IT equipment is sound, but the setup is hole-y inappropriate
On Call Let me draw a picture for you
25 Jun 2021
A hotline to His Billness? Or a guard having a bit of a giggle?
On Call Choose Your Own On Call
18 Jun 2021
We don't know why it's there, we don't know what it does – all we know is that the button makes everything OK again
On Call It must be working, look at the LED
11 Jun 2021
Today I shall explain how dual monitors work using the medium of interpretive dance
On Call You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
04 Jun 2021
The server is down, money is not being made, and you want me to fix what?
On Call The sound of silence? No, no, it's stupidity
28 May 2021
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? Detroit waits for my order, you'd better make amends
On Call I've worked hard all day on-call... you drive me round the bend
21 May 2021
Protip: If Joe Public reports that your kit is broken, maybe check that it is actually broken
On Call Because now you have a bill to replace all these perfectly functional devices
14 May 2021
The swift in-person response is part of the service (and nothing to do with the thing I broke while trying to help you)
On Call I'll talk you through the steps... oh sh-
07 May 2021
Can't get that printer to work? It's not you. It's that sodding cablin.... oh beautiful job with that cabling, boss
On Call Goodbye, Mr Chips
30 Apr 2021
George Clooney of IT: Dribbling disaster and damp disk warnings scare the life out of innocent user
On Call Practical jokes: just don't
23 Apr 2021
To have one floppy failure is unlucky. To have 20 implies evil magic or a very silly user
On Call Not quite what we meant by 'disk capacity'
16 Apr 2021
For blinkenlights sake.... RTFM! Yes. Read The Front of the Machine
On Call Before smartphones and LCD displays there were... green lights and red lights
09 Apr 2021
Yep, you're totally unique: That one very special user and their very special problem
On Call Register reader finds that some Apple fans are... not very bright?
02 Apr 2021
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