On Call Symbol shenanigans turned out to be the least of the government's problems
24 Sep 2021
Electron-to-joule conversion formulae? Cute. Welcome to the school of hard knocks
On Call Shake, rattle and roll is incompatible with your PABX
17 Sep 2021
Not too bright, are you? Your laptop, I mean... Not you
On Call Those knobs can be sensitive
10 Sep 2021
Oh! A surprise tour of the data centre! You shouldn't have. No, you really shouldn't have
On Call Getting hot and steamy in London's Docklands
03 Sep 2021
Fix five days of server failure with this one weird trick
On Call When you have eliminated the impossible...
27 Aug 2021
So the data centre's 'getting a little hot' – at 57°C, that's quite the understatement
On Call You know that thing that's supposed to put out the fire?
20 Aug 2021
See that last line in the access list? Yeah, that means you don't have an access list
On Call But I hired the most expensive of contractors – how could this have happened?
13 Aug 2021
Breaking Bad or just a bad breakpoint? That feeling when your predecessor is BASIC
On Call Here I am to save the day!
06 Aug 2021
Malware and Trojans, but there's only one horse the boss man wants to hear about
On Call The company's IT might be on fire, but my needs trump those of the many
30 Jul 2021
Exsparko-destructus! What happens when wand waving meets extremely poor wiring
On Call You killed my data centre, prepare to die
23 Jul 2021
Try placing a pot plant directly above your CRT monitor – it really ties the desk together
On Call Actually, no. Don't do this
16 Jul 2021
Where's the boss? Ah right, thorough deep-dive audit. On the boardroom table. Gotcha
On Call Ooh, watch out for splinters
09 Jul 2021
Go to L: A man of the cloth faces keyboard conundrum
On Call When a user really is holier than thou
02 Jul 2021
Ouch! When the IT equipment is sound, but the setup is hole-y inappropriate
On Call Let me draw a picture for you
25 Jun 2021
A hotline to His Billness? Or a guard having a bit of a giggle?
On Call Choose Your Own On Call
18 Jun 2021
We don't know why it's there, we don't know what it does – all we know is that the button makes everything OK again
On Call It must be working, look at the LED
11 Jun 2021
Today I shall explain how dual monitors work using the medium of interpretive dance
On Call You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
04 Jun 2021
The server is down, money is not being made, and you want me to fix what?
On Call The sound of silence? No, no, it's stupidity
28 May 2021