Laid head-to-toe, they'd also stretch 13,013km
22 Jan 2013
El Reg's 'Chuck Norris' faces down charging elephant
Provocative pachyderm becomes unit of rocket thrust
04 Jan 2013
US Army demos first robot Black Hawk helicopter
Video'We told you so!' scream paranoid Californians
06 Dec 2012
Sellafield's nuclear waste measured in El Reg units
How many Swatches per Jub is intermediate level, again?
08 Nov 2012
Curiosity spins its wheels and shoots up the Martian landscape
PicsNASA renames touchdown point 'Bradbury's Landing'
22 Aug 2012
Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Mealy pudding v migas
Hispano-Caledonian full-fat fryfest
18 May 2012
Ever wondered how many limp todgers to the mile?
16,896 according to miracle online wizard
09 Mar 2012
Amazon blows $95m on Chinese warehouse
Parks more gift-laden tanks on China's lawn
17 Jan 2012
China plans city 'twice the size of Wales'
Cue 35,636,280 linguine of new rail lines
25 Jan 2011
Beeb gets the measure of the London Eye
Equals 1,190.48 KiloJubs of phone directories
21 Jan 2011
Amazon sells board games by inch and ounce
Never mind the quality, feel the width!
13 Sep 2010
Beeb deploys ISS as unit of measurement
Your orbital height in one-dollar coins
10 Aug 2010
Wired defines the storage 'PornYear'
0.94 petabytes of HD smut
23 Feb 2010
Comet Lulin poses for NASA's Swift
Faint 'fuzzball' visible over next couple of days
23 Feb 2009
Enormous HP box spotted from space
Exclusive pics of Peterborough packaging pandemonium
22 Dec 2008
Scientists ponder mysterious source of cosmic rays
Exotic object or dark matter?
20 Nov 2008
NASA's IBEX to sniff interstellar boundary
Looking beyond the termination shock
07 Oct 2008
EU abolishes the acre
Blighty bows to Johnny foreigner's 0.4047 hectares
21 Jul 2008