The sooner AI stops trying to mimic human intelligence, the better – as there isn't any
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Still waiting for neuroscientists to work out why
05 Mar 2021
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Half a million stolen French medical records, drowned in feeble excuses
Something for the Weekend, Sir? A bitter pill best swallowed with eight gallons of swimming pool water
26 Feb 2021
You want me to do WHAT in that prepaid envelope?
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Not quite the data dump I thought you meant
19 Feb 2021
Dept of If I'd Known 20 Years Ago: Call centres, roosting chickens, and Bitcoin
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Getting it half-right means you got it half-wrong
12 Feb 2021
My bad! So you're saying that redacting an on-screen PDF with Tipp-Ex won't work?
Something for the Weekend, Sir? I tried calling all 27 countries for some help with Acrobat but their mums said they were out
05 Feb 2021
Transcribe-my-thoughts app would prevent everyone knowing what I actually said during meetings
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29 Jan 2021
Nothing new since the microwave: Let's get those home tech inventors cooking
Something for the Weekend, Sir? You might want to wash the rolling pin first
22 Jan 2021
How to avoid pesky border controls: Be a robot truck driver… or insanely rich
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Have you finished that sandwich? If not, it’s classified as contraband
15 Jan 2021
Two wrongs don't make a right: They make a successful project sign-off
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Don't worry your pretty little head about it or I'll shoot it off
08 Jan 2021
What can the 1944 OSS manual teach us before we all return to sabotage the office?
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Tell you what, let’s have a meeting about it
01 Jan 2021
My website has raised its anchor and set sail into the internet oceans without me
Something for the Weekend, Sir? A ghost-ship story for Christmas
25 Dec 2020
This product is terrible. Can you deliver it in 20 years’ time when it becomes popular?
Something for the Weekend, Sir? How to always be on the wrong side of tech fashion
18 Dec 2020
What does my neighbour's Tesla have in common with a stairlift?
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Both are driving me up the wall
11 Dec 2020
Running joke: That fitness gadget? It's, er, run out
Something for the Weekend, Sir? I'd plug it back in but the cable's not long enough for a jog
04 Dec 2020
If I pedal faster and feed it spinach, my robot barman might pull more pints
Something for the Weekend, Sir? When I dreamt of a sci-fi future, I'm pretty sure this wasn't it
27 Nov 2020
Not sunshine, moonlight or good times – blame it on the buggy
Something for the Weekend, Sir? The system's playing up again. Infamy! Infamy!
20 Nov 2020
[Checks meeting agenda...] Where does it say 'Talk cr*p and waste everyone's time'?
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Don't turn on the camera, don't turn on... Oh hi!
13 Nov 2020
Shopping online for Xmas? AI chatbots know whether you want to be naughty or nice
Something for the Weekend, Sir? 'What are you buying, Dave? We should talk about this'
06 Nov 2020
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