Tim Cook on pale, male Apple: 'As CEO, I'm NOT satisfied' Diversity no better than at other tech firms Channel12 Aug 2014 | 53
'Apple is terrified of women’s bodies and women’s pleasure' – fresh tech sex storm NSFW Bootnotes11 Jul 2014 | 110
Apple fanbois to talk at the iWatch, INSPECTOR GADGET style – report It could be a M.A.D. agent plot, Uncle Gadget... 'Nonsense, Penny. It will be great fun' Channel03 Jul 2014 | 29
Apple seeks 'friendly' mouthpiece after losing tight-lipped Cotton spinner – report Tim Cook himself reportedly leading search On-Prem10 Jun 2014 | 13
Android is a BURNING 'hellstew' of malware, cackles Apple's Cook WWDC iOS rival 'dominates the mobile malware market,' says totally unbiased observer Channel02 Jun 2014 | 177
Deflation hits Tim Cook – date with him now costs only half as much $330,001 for lunch with Apple boss, less for other tech execs On-Prem14 May 2014 | 8
$180,000 buys you lunch with Tim Cook as charity auction ending Current bid for coffee with AOL's Tim Armstrong is $0 Channel12 May 2014 | 12
Now is 'the wrong time to send hundreds of millions of dollars to Kremlin' - SpaceX boss Quotw Plus: 'Government’s website... is upper-case: GOV.UK' Legal02 May 2014 | 12
No longer a 'hobby', Apple TV rakes in ONE BEEELLION DOLLARS 'I'm feeling quite good about that business and where it can go,' says Cook Personal Tech25 Apr 2014 | 28
Tim Cook: Apple's 'closer than it's ever been' to releasing new product range Erm, really Tim? What about the last time you released a new iThing? On-Prem25 Apr 2014 | 100
Apple stuns world with rare SEVEN-way split: What does that mean? The price of a single share will drop by almost 86% On-Prem24 Apr 2014 | 47
CEO Tim Cook sweeps Apple's inconvenient truths under a solar panel Vid Don’t mention Foxconn, repairs or bulldozers On-Prem21 Apr 2014 | 42
Greg Christie to leave Apple as Jonathan Ive seizes design reins Cupertino's UI chief said to have butted heads with Sir Jony On-Prem10 Apr 2014 | 11
Bono bests Bezos in Fortune's 'World's 50 Greatest Leaders' list That Apple CEO? #33. The US president and UK prime minister? M.I.A. SaaS21 Mar 2014 | 44
Haunted Empire calls Apple 'a cult built around a dead man.' Tim Cook calls it 'nonsense' His opinion is unsurprising; the fact that he offered it publicly is On-Prem19 Mar 2014 | 50
Tim Cook and Israeli PM commune with the GHOST of Steve Jobs Benjamin Netanyahu and Apple chief gaze despairingly upon godhead's mighty works On-Prem10 Mar 2014 | 13
Millions of unloved iPhone 5Cs gather dust in warehouses – report Unsold Apple mobes pile up despite assembly line pause Personal Tech06 Mar 2014 | 50
Apple CFO's departure signals changing of guard Peter Oppenheimer won't be the last Jobs-era hyper-growth author to move on On-Prem05 Mar 2014 | 2
Apple investors fall for CEO Cook's product-presentation prank In other news: Apple TV sales topped $1bn last year, Cook shows his feisty side On-Prem01 Mar 2014 | 36
Tim Cook dangles 'new product categories' carrot over $14bn Apple share buyback 'We're not ready to talk about it' says 'aggressive' CEO On-Prem07 Feb 2014 | 14
Apple's nonexistent iWatch to bag $17.5 BEEELION in first year alone – analyst iPhone? Dud. iPad? Meh. Wristable shiny-shiny? Now we're talking real money Personal Tech04 Feb 2014 | 66
Apple's Tim Cook: Fear not, worried investors, new product salvation is 'absolutely' on the way Analysis 'Are you still a growth company?' On-Prem28 Jan 2014 | 47
Apple blows past (most) Wall Street moneymen's expectations Quarterly results show it was an 'iPad Christmas', but current-quarter numbers scare investors Channel27 Jan 2014 | 19
Apple CEO on China Mobile: 'World's best' mobe with world's, uh, 'largest network' Tim Cook takes to telly, cozies up to China Mobile chief Personal Tech15 Jan 2014 | 3
Tim Cook gets weensy 1.9% increase - but it's still twice an average joe's salary Apple boss gets $80k pay rise On-Prem30 Dec 2013 | 23
Apple CEO Cook breaks YEARS OF SILENCE, finally speaks to El Reg hack Warm missive 'sent from my iPad' reaches Vulture Bootnotes17 Dec 2013 | 60
Icahn rallies the troops to pump Apple for cash at next shareholder meeting Wants a vote on $50bn stock buyback scheme On-Prem04 Dec 2013 | 13
Tim Cook stands firmly behind pro-LGBT, anti-discrimination law Apple boss: 'Matter of basic human dignity and civil rights' Legal04 Nov 2013 | 30
Ohh! The PRECIOUS! Give it to uss. We WANTS it: Shiny iThings coming in 2014 'Very, very unique', oh yes, Gollum On-Prem29 Oct 2013 | 73
Cook: Apple 'so very, very proud to be a FORCE FOR GOOD' And Jony Ive has a shiny red Mac Pro to prove it On-Prem29 Oct 2013 | 28
Apple 'happy ending': BULGING iPhone WAD - but can it ever be enough? 'A strong finish to an amazing year' beams the Cookster On-Prem28 Oct 2013 | 27
Apple CEO Tim Cook v Microsoft's Ballmer: Seconds out, round two! Comment Cupertino supremo gets snarky – is he pugnacious or defensive? Channel25 Oct 2013 | 85
Carl Icahn broadcasts his $150bn Apple shakedown effort to world+dog Memo disses Cook & Co.'s 'lack of expertise' in financial matters, extols own success On-Prem24 Oct 2013 | 24
CEO of Brit fashion bods Burberry lands Apple job for retail, online sales Chief of super-pricey corporate tartan fashion stuff to flog super-pricey Apple fashion stuff On-Prem15 Oct 2013 | 17
Cook invokes GHOST of STEVE JOBS in Apple-wide memo Fruity firm's chief reminds workers that his 'spirit' is in, er, Apple's foundations Bootnotes08 Oct 2013 | 33
Two years after Steve Jobs' death, how's that new CEO working out? Analysis Is 'Timid Tim' an 'unmitigated disaster'? Only for the crap Map app flap chap and card-carrying Apple-haters Channel05 Oct 2013 | 110
Apple CEO Cook: 'We're not in the junk business' Sailing the smartphone seas in a gilded galleon, not a Chinese junk Channel19 Sep 2013 | 48
Apple seeds Golden Master iOS 7 to devs, calls Sep 18 ship date Updated Not good enough? How about some free apps? Software11 Sep 2013 | 7
Peak Apple? HOGWASH! Apple is 'extremely undervalued,' says Icahn Billionaire has already snapped up a $1bn stake On-Prem14 Aug 2013 | 45
Apple kingpin springs to Beijing, pings telco kings: Flog our iPhone things Cook puts millions of Chinese on the menu On-Prem01 Aug 2013 | 3
Apple kept us waiting while it searched our packages every day, claim shop staff Hired fanbois demand thousands of dollars in sueball On-Prem31 Jul 2013 | 69
Apple launches global 'iWatch' trademark blitz So far: Turkey, Chile, Colombia, Taiwan, Mexico, Japan, Russia Personal Tech02 Jul 2013 | 30
Apple 'iWatch' trademark filing hints Cook's make-or-break moment looms Japanese filing portent of product announcement, or mere protectionist play? Personal Tech01 Jul 2013 | 56
Apple's Tim Cook: I'm risking my own MEELLLIONS if we sink Jobs' successor ties pay packet to fruity firm's performance On-Prem24 Jun 2013 | 36
Cook: Apple has 'no current plan' to pull profits out of Ireland Tells Senate he'd need a single-digit tax rate for that Legal21 May 2013 | 49
Things that cost the same as coffee with Tim Cook - and are way more fun A force of heavily armed au pairs, for instance Bootnotes16 May 2013 | 69
Apple's head bean counter boasts WORLD'S BIGGEST PACKAGE Oppenheimer merrily trousers TENS OF MEELLLLIONS On-Prem09 May 2013 | 22
Want a coffee with Tim Cook? Better start saving now Apple boss chin-wag will cost $100,000+ Bootnotes24 Apr 2013 | 22
Spectre of Steve Jobs in one last outing at WWDC WWDC Cupertino sets conference date for 10 June - tickets on sale tomorrow Software24 Apr 2013 | 14
Apple beats revenue estimates but margins are falling Plans $100bn share buy-back bonanza for investors On-Prem23 Apr 2013 | 39
Four Apple execs among US top five best-paid in 2012 And no, Tim Cook wasn't one of them – he earned a mere 3.2 'Ballmers' On-Prem15 Apr 2013 | 11
China to Apple: 'Apology accepted – but watch your step' Mission accomplished, attack dogs called off Networks02 Apr 2013 | 6
Steve Jobs to supervise iPhone 6 FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE Cold dead genius to relinquish control in 2014, maybe Personal Tech02 Apr 2013 | 59
Apple CEO Cook's investor-meeting reveal: 'Dog bites man' 'Great stuff coming', unhappy with stock drop ... snxxx On-Prem28 Feb 2013 | 26
Apple CEO Cook: 'Bizarre' shareholder lawsuit a 'silly sideshow' Visiting an Apple retail store is 'like Prozac' On-Prem12 Feb 2013 | 48
Dead Steve Jobs 'made Tim Cook sue Samsung' from beyond the grave Attacking iPhone's chip maker wasn't a bright idea, sources now claim On-Prem11 Feb 2013 | 88
Sorry, Apple-haters, but Cupertinian doom not on the horizon Let's take a closer look at those 'disappointing' numbers, shall we? On-Prem24 Jan 2013 | 92
Apple supremo Tim Cook's pay packet slashed 99% in 2012 Man, those shoes look a little big on you On-Prem28 Dec 2012 | 92
Yahoo!'s Mayer, Apple's Cook 'Person of the Year' finalists Don't blame 4chan, they were picked by Time editors Bootnotes18 Dec 2012 | 8
Tim Cook’s 'One more thing': Apple TV rumor-stoker Nebulous product refuses to die ... or live Personal Tech07 Dec 2012 | 45
Tim Cook: Apple to manufacture Macs in US in 2013 Also, why iOS headman got the ax, whether iOS and OS X will merge, and more Personal Tech06 Dec 2012 | 61
Apple chief Cook is highest paid CEO in America Black Friday bargains? They're for peasants. Like Ellison On-Prem22 Nov 2012 | 30