Hell hath no fury like a radar engineer scorned
Who, Me?More than four decades on, we can finally shine the light on this tale
15 Jul 2019
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I don't know but it's been said, Amphenol plugs are made with lead
Who, Me?That feeling when a government contract slips through your fingers
08 Jul 2019
A Register reader turns the computer room into a socialist paradise
Who, me?Terminate and do what?
01 Jul 2019
Having bank problems? I feel bad for you son: I've got 25 million problems, but a bulk upload ain't one
Who, Me?It was acceptable in the Eighties
24 Jun 2019
Greatest threat facing IT? Not the latest tech giant cockwomblery – it's just tired engineers
Who, Me?Friends don't let friends use TRUNCATE
17 Jun 2019
Idle Computer Science skills are the Devil's playthings
Who, Me?It isn't only birds that like nesting
10 Jun 2019
Exclusive: Windows for Workgroups terror the Tartan Bandit confesses all to The Register
Who, Me?It was the nerd, with the wallpaper, in the .ini file
20 May 2019
Hi! It looks like you're working on a marketing strategy for a product nowhere near release! Would you like help?
Who, Me?Engineer reveals departmental porkies, gets told never to leave his desk again
13 May 2019
If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend
Who, Me?£500k social network scotched less than two weeks after launch
07 May 2019
Out-of-office email ping-pong fills server after server over festive break
Who, Me?Techie swiftly looks for a new job – but takes the 'embellishments' off his CV
29 Apr 2019
Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper
Who, Me?Sh*t! Sh*t sh*t sh*t
22 Apr 2019
A quick cup of coffee leaves production manager in fits and a cleaner in tears
Who, Me?Lockable doors on the server room? Those are for losers
15 Apr 2019
Overzealous n00b takes out point-of-sale terminals across the UK on a Saturday afternoon
Who, Me?Finds his security pass doesn't work the next day
08 Apr 2019
It was all Yellow: Mass email about a Coldplay CD breaks the internet
Who, Me?Let's be honest, probably for the best no one could buy the record
01 Apr 2019
Techies take turns at shut-down top trumps
Who, Me?There's more than one way to accidentally power-down a workplace, you know
25 Mar 2019
College student with 'visions of writing super-cool scripts' almost wipes out faculty's entire system
Who, Me?Turns out he probably wasn't smart enough to automate a Unix system update
18 Mar 2019
Packet switching pickle prompts potential pecuniary problems
Who, Me?Techie's 'oops' moment goes unnoticed due to massive bills
11 Mar 2019
Ah, this military GPS system looks shoddy but expensive. Shall we try to break it?
Who, Me?Did we say break? We meant test its 'survivability'
04 Mar 2019
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