Who, Me? Moscow. 1978. It always feels like... somebody's watching me
12 Apr 2021
A floppy filled with software worth thousands of francs: Techie can't take it, customs won't keep it. What to do?
Who, Me? Halt and catch fire
05 Apr 2021
Vegas, baby! A Register reader gambles his software will beat the manual system
Who, Me? The house always wins. Even in the Casino back office
29 Mar 2021
What could be worse than killing a golden goose? Killing someone else's golden goose
Who, Me? When fixing legacy bugs turns out to be a career-limiting move
22 Mar 2021
Why yes, I'll take that commendation for fixing the thing I broke
Who, Me? Behold, the amazing bullsh*tting man
15 Mar 2021
Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a beer: Beware the downloaded patch applied in haste
Who, Me? Let us tell you a tale of the Mailman's Apprentice
08 Mar 2021
Rookie's code couldn't have been so terrible that it made a supermarket spontaneously combust... right?
Who, Me? We'll never know but he was spared the whiteboard of shame
01 Mar 2021
Forget GameStop: Keyboard warriors and electronic trading have never mixed well
Who, Me? Big Bang? More like Big Bork thanks to a warning shouted too late
22 Feb 2021
Housekeeping and kernel upgrades do not always make for happy bedfellows
Who, Me? When imposter syndrome turns out to not be a syndrome at all
15 Feb 2021
DBA heroes don't always wear capes. Sometimes they just have a bunch of forgotten permissions
Who, Me? Just because you could, doesn't mean you should
08 Feb 2021
How do you save an ailing sales pitch? Just burn down the client's office with their own whiteboard
Who, Me? At least it could be wiped clean of evidence
01 Feb 2021
You would expect a qualified electrician to wire a building to spec, right? Trust... but verify
Who, Me? What could be wrong when two UPSes commit seppuku?
25 Jan 2021
Two clichés, one headline: 'No good deed goes unpunished' and 'It's always DNS'
Who, Me? Oh good, you fixed it. Now, if you could just put your head on that plate...
18 Jan 2021
Pop quiz: You've got a roomful of electrical equipment. How do you put out a fire?
Who, Me? Careful with that rack, Eugene
11 Jan 2021
Server won't boot? Forgot to make that backup? Have no fear, just blame Microsoft
Who, Me? Everything is Windows' fault. Even when it really isn't
04 Jan 2021
Windows might have frozen – but at least my feet are toasty
Who, Me? Not quite what we meant by Halt and Catch Fire
21 Dec 2020
Cruise, Kidman and an unfortunate misunderstanding at the local chemist
Who, Me? I'm ready for my close-up, Mr Kubrick
14 Dec 2020
A 1970s magic trick: Take a card, any card, out of the deck and watch the IBM System/370 plunge into a death spiral
Who, Me? Who is the debugger that took down my mainframe?
07 Dec 2020