Oh what a cute little animation... OH MY GOD. (Not acceptable, even in the '80s)
Who, Me?Confessions of a student
13 Jul 2020
Articles about Who-Me
When a deleted primary device file only takes 20 mins out of your maintenance window, but a whole year off your lifespan
Who, Me?In praise of UNIX and knowing when to deliberately drive a server off a cliff
06 Jul 2020
Finally, a wafer-thin server... Only a tiny little thin one. Oh all right. Just the one...
Who, Me?The UPS gets its revenge in a tale of fire, fury and farming
29 Jun 2020
When you bork... through a storm: Liverpool do all they can to take advantage of summer transfer, er, Windows
Bork!Bork!Bork!Bork on, bork on... with hope in your heart.. And you'll never bork alone
24 Jun 2020
Faxing hell: The cops say they would very much like us to stop calling them all the time
Who, Me?Brrrrr... dunngadunng... braaaaarp: that's the sound of da police
22 Jun 2020
Overload: A one-way ticket to a madman's situation
Who, Me?In which our hero does some accidental load testing
15 Jun 2020
Ooo, a mystery bit of script! Seems legit. Let's see what happens when we run it
Who, Me?A bit more time on coding could save hours in the mail room
08 Jun 2020
Bite me? It's 'byte', and that acronym is Binary Interface Transfer Code Handler
Who, Me?Beware the forgotten bit of test text lurking in the application
01 Jun 2020
Dude, where's my laser?
Who, Me?In the wonderful world of the US military, anything is plausible
25 May 2020
A real loch mess: Navy larks sunk by a truculent torpedo
Who, Me?Row, row, row your boat, gently down the... BOOM
18 May 2020
'We're changing shift, and no one can log on!' It was at this moment our hero knew server-lugging chap had screwed up
Who, Me?Where's the DHCP box? It's behind y... oh heck
11 May 2020
Britain has no idea how close it came to ATMs flooding the streets with free money thanks to some crap code, 1970s style
Who, Me?But a rather purple tester put paid to that inflation-baiting bug
04 May 2020
Dumpster diving to revive a crashing NetWare server? It was acceptable in the '90s
Who, Me?Broken pencil + ball of stolen Blu Tack = IT joy
27 Apr 2020
Getting a pizza the action, AS/400 style
Who, Me?It looks like you need some pepperoni and cheese. Do you want some help with that?
20 Apr 2020
Animal crossing? Nah! Farmyard frolics, courtesy of Novell and pals
Who, Me?Giving students network messaging in the '90s. What could possibly go wrong? MY EYES!
13 Apr 2020
Real-time tragedy: Dumb deletion leaves librarian red-faced and fails to nix teenage kicks on the school network
Who, Me?Commanding & Conquering when nobody is looking
06 Apr 2020
Lost in translation and adrift in cloud storage
Who, Me?I like to move it, move it / You like to move it, move it
30 Mar 2020
First impressions count when the world is taken by surprise by an exciting new (macro) virus
Who, Me?Almost 30 years of VBA and the mayhem miscreants wrought with it
23 Mar 2020
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