Anti-5G-vaxx pressure group sues Zuckerberg, Facebook, fact checkers for daring to suggest it might be wrong
Robert Kennedy's son leads legal charge against vaccines, aluminum, paracetamol...
18 Aug 2020 | 117
Bootnotes
Ed Snowden has raked in $1m+ from speeches – and Uncle Sam wants its cut, specifically, absolutely all of it
How much d’you reckon Trump wants to grant a pardon?
18 Aug 2020 | 49
Norfolk's second-greatest cultural export set for return with 3-metre monument in honour of the Turkey Twizzler
Now with 67-70 per cent real turkey!
17 Aug 2020 | 49
How do you feel about single-use plastics? OK, interesting. Now tell us your views on surprise Windows updates
Bork!Bork!Bork!But please be aware this is a family museum
17 Aug 2020 | 22
Eagle-on-EGLE* violence: American icon sends govt-flown drone hurtling into the waters of Lake Michigan
*Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy
14 Aug 2020 | 33
Well, what are we waiting for? Three weeks later, Windows Embedded Standard 7 still didn't have the answer
Bork!Bork!Bork!The Register Theatre Company presents: Waiting for Windows
14 Aug 2020 | 51
US govt proposes elephant showers for every American after Prez Trump says trickles dampen his haircare routine
UpdatedThis is how you win an election
13 Aug 2020 | 120
Snortical warfare: Wild boar launches amphibious assault against German beachgoers
VideoStealing nudists' laptops? An appetite for cocaine? They're evolving!
13 Aug 2020 | 49
The future of signage is here, and it wants an update
Bork!Bork!Bork!Careful with that Patch, Eugene
12 Aug 2020 | 27
Steve Wozniak at 70: Here's to the bloke behind Apple who wasn't a complete... turtleneck
The Yin to Steve Jobs' Yang celebrates another orbit around the Sun
11 Aug 2020 | 83
What are you gonna do? Give me detention? Illinois schools ban pyjamas in online classes
While remote-working adults adhere to 'business in the front, party in the back'
11 Aug 2020 | 65
UK lockdown easing heralds the return of burgers... and bork
Bork!Bork!Bork!Eat out to BSOD?*
11 Aug 2020 | 19
Search for 'things of value' in a bank: Iowa cops allege this bloke broke into one and decided on ... hand sanitiser
Plus: CDC still telling folks not to drink it
07 Aug 2020 | 44
First alligators, then dogs, now Basil Fawlty is trying to standardise social distancing measures
Reg Standards BureauYou know this, guys: 7.14 linguine. Get with the programme!
07 Aug 2020 | 63
The Last of Us Part II: Never mind the Metacritic nonsense, Naughty Dog's ultra-violent odyssey is a must-play*
The RPG*If you have a PlayStation 4
31 Jul 2020 | 30
An irritating itch down the back of your neck? Searing midsummer heat? Of course, it can only be SysAdmin Day
Don't worry if one's loitering in your garden, it'll buzz off in a while
31 Jul 2020 | 22
Elite name on Brit scene sponsors retro video games preservation project at the Centre for Computing History
Couldn't come at a better time as Cambridge museum remains closed
31 Jul 2020 | 48
Dutch Gateway store was kept udder wraps for centuries until refit dug up computing history
Cow about that?
31 Jul 2020 | 66
AI assistants work perfectly in the UK – unless you're from Cardiff, Glasgow, Liverpool, Birmingham, Belfast...
Folk outside London cry: Why doesn't Alexa understand me?
30 Jul 2020 | 82
Two large flightless birds walk into a bar... The pub's owner was not emused *ba-dum tsh*
Carol and Kevin banned from outback establishment for 'bad behaviour'
29 Jul 2020 | 48
EU orders Airbus A350 operators to install anti-coffee spillage covers in airliner cockpits
Wouldn't a child's sippy cup be cheaper?
27 Jul 2020 | 54
What the duck? Bloke keeps getting sent bathtime toys in the post – and Amazon won't say who's responsible
'I don't even have a bath'
27 Jul 2020 | 102
Google search trends used to calculate floating prophylactic prices
The more you worry about what's going on below the belt, the further the price drops. Now to short the market
27 Jul 2020 | 19
Bill Gates debunks 'coronavirus vaccine is my 5G mind control microchip implant' conspiracy theory
He would say that… because he's not an actual supervillain
24 Jul 2020 | 207
Incredible artifact – or vital component after civilization ends? Rare Nazi Enigma M4 box sells for £350,000
You're gonna need something to secure those Doordash orders over Morse code
19 Jul 2020 | 65
From 'Queen of the Skies' to Queen of the Scrapheap: British Airways chops 747 fleet as folk stay at home
COVID-19 downturn only hastened Boeing aircraft's inevitable demise
17 Jul 2020 | 68
See you after the commercial breakdown: Cert expiry error message more entertaining than the usual advert tripe
Bork!Bork!Bork!A big, red triangle on your screen? A security issue, not a foreign film alert
17 Jul 2020 | 59
Motorbike ride-share app CEO taken to pieces in grisly New York dismemberment
Multimillionaire found dead in flash pad by sister
16 Jul 2020 | 18
The Devil's in the details: Church of Satan forced to clarify that no unholy rituals taking place in SoCal forest
What a shame
15 Jul 2020 | 57
Pokémon Go players fined for breaking down-under COVID-19 lockdown rules
As were the morons whose illegal party was rumbled when they made a colossal KFC order
15 Jul 2020 | 30
Google employs people to invent colours – and they think their work improves your wellbeing
What’s that smell? It could be Oh So Orange, Clearly White or Almost Black
14 Jul 2020 | 65
Cornish drinkers catch a different kind of buzz as pub installs electric fence at bar
From happy hour to zappy power
14 Jul 2020 | 96
All in all it's just another bork on the wall: For pity's sake, begs signage, climb onto the pub's roof and boot me up
Bork!Bork!Bork!(No don't. Don't do that. - Ed) Technology might be transient, but paint on bricks is forever
13 Jul 2020 | 11
Hungry? Please enjoy this delicious NaN, courtesy of British Gas and Sainsbury's
Bork!Bork!Bork!Served up with a steaming side of buttered Bork
09 Jul 2020 | 40
Cereal Killer Cafe enters hipster heaven, heads online: Coronavirus blamed for shutters being pulled down
End of milk-based monstrosity... or overpriced harmless fun? You be the judge
08 Jul 2020 | 37
Boolean bafflement at British Airways' Executive Club: Sneaky little Avioses - Wicked, Tricksy, False!
Bork!Bork!Bork!Curse us and crush us, my precious is lost
08 Jul 2020 | 23
