Spooked by the specter of out-of-control, virus-spreading parties, Airbnb slams coffin lid on Halloween rentals
Don't be monster-mashing that reservation button in the US and Canada, you ghouls and ghosts
05 Oct 2020 |
Bootnotes
What is it about McDonald's, cultural black holes, and not being able to make tech work?
Bork!Bork!Bork!Get your kicks on, er, the A12
05 Oct 2020 | 32
Key-cutting machine borked sideways after visit from the BSOD fairy locks things down
Bork!Bork!Bork!Under 3 minutes? Not today
01 Oct 2020 | 44
Singapore Airlines turns A380 into a restaurant, delivers plane food to homes
As Australia's Qantas sells off old 747 drinks carts, fully loaded
30 Sep 2020 | 34
British Army develops AI shotgun drone with machine vision for indoor use
Rise of the Machines2020 just gets better and better
29 Sep 2020 | 89
G'day mate, I'll take two tinnies, a packet of Tim Tams, some Vegemite, and a bork
Bork!Bork!Bork!Do you come from a bork down under?
29 Sep 2020 | 21
Despite rolling a homegrown translation app with iOS 14, Apple resorts to freebie tool for Dutch Ts-and-Cs waffle
'I didn't expect this kind of work from Apple.' Sorry, did you see Catalina?
28 Sep 2020 | 19
First-world problems: The pumpkin spice latte is here, but the Starbucks loyalty card app has wiped my balance
Coffee giant brews UK customers a double shot of cock-up
25 Sep 2020 | 34
Can The Register run Crysis Remastered? Yes, but we don't see why you would want to
The RPGIt's the 'gaming funk' edition, also starring Wasteland 3, Crusader Kings 3, and Among Us
25 Sep 2020 | 26
Onwards! To the airport and adventure! And this rather lachrymose Linux screen
Bork!Bork!Bork!No flight info, no adverts, just blackness...
23 Sep 2020 | 39
Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of 'Advanced Night Repair' skin cream helping NASA to commercialise space
Estée Lauder’s pricey goop gets seat on next ISS resupply mission as Japanese companies pledge zero-G cosmetics
21 Sep 2020 | 47
Behold the Bloo Screen of Death: Bathroom borkage stops spray play
Bork!Bork!Bork!Flushed out
18 Sep 2020 | 44
As we stand on the precipice of science fiction into science fact, people say: Hell yeah, I want to augment my eyesight!
They're called glasses, look it up
18 Sep 2020 | 121
Strap in for the wild ride that is invest.com: A failed legal battle, millions of dollars on the line... and that Yo! app
AnalysisPlus: Strange $12m sale rumors surround top domain name
17 Sep 2020 | 4
Amazon Lex can now speak British English... or simply 'English' if you're British
Alexa-derived chatbot tech allegedly understands 'the British accent', but fails to recognise that there are many
17 Sep 2020 | 95
Relics of the past to be found in Oxford: A medieval friary, a Saxon wall, and... Windows 7
Bork!Bork!Bork!Shopping paradise forgot to pay for more support
17 Sep 2020 | 17
Ever found yourself praying to whatever deity runs Microsoft Teams? You're not alone
Don't mind us just trying to enlighten the mood
16 Sep 2020 | 28
Tesco self-service separates innocent Reg reader from beer after collapsing into heap of Windows dialog boxes
Bork!Bork!Bork!Is that... XP? Can't be – venerable OS expired last year
15 Sep 2020 | 25
Bad apples: US customs seize OnePlus earbuds thinking they're knock-off AirPods
UpdatedThey're the real thing... just not the thing they look very much like
14 Sep 2020 | 41
Cops called to Singapore golf club after 'wrongdoers' use scripts to book popular timeslots
'May constitute a possible breach of the Computer Misuse and Cybersecurity Act'
11 Sep 2020 | 76
How about a lovely processor thermal trip? Hot day in Italy brings out the banking bork
Bork!Bork!Bork!The only lockdown excursion we'll be taking - courtesy of some heated hardware
11 Sep 2020 | 5
Bork, Beer and Breweries: Three of our favourite things
Bork!Bork!Bork!The pubs may be problematic, but the bork is bountiful at Tennent's
10 Sep 2020 | 17
I AM ERROR: Tired of chewing up your RAM? Razer tells gamers where to stick its special gum for the RGB crowd
The taste of failure ...
10 Sep 2020 | 25
I won't be ignored: Google to banish caller roulette with Verified Calls
Authenticated business: 'No, there's a good reason for this call. Honest. Don't hang u-'
09 Sep 2020 | 87
The National Museum of Computing flings opens its non-virtual doors
Just don't expect to go mad fondling all those toys
09 Sep 2020 | 11
Upside down, you turn me, you're giving bork instinctively: Firefox flips as a train connection is missed
Bork!Bork!Bork!Respectfully, I say to thee... I'm aware that you're borking
08 Sep 2020 | 31
Ghost of Windows past spotted haunting Yorkshire railway station
Bork!Bork!Bork!WoOoO! Log me iiiin... Press CTRL-ALT-DELEeEeTE
07 Sep 2020 | 20
Larry Ellison abruptly pulls rug from under philanthropy foundation after two years to 'focus on COVID-19 fight'
If you received Oracle founder's support, tough. There's a pandemic on
04 Sep 2020 | 19
Salon told to change ad looking for 'happy' stylist because it 'discriminated against unhappy people'
Startup idea: Depressed barbershop for depressed people
04 Sep 2020 | 74
There's a battery-free Game Boy that runs solely on the power of sunlight and the speed of your button-mashing
VideoJust not very well
04 Sep 2020 | 32
Borking all over the world: At home or abroad, you're never more than 6ft from a BSOD
Bork!Bork!Bork!The next train is headed to... oh dear
02 Sep 2020 | 20
'A guy in a jetpack' seen flying at 3,000ft within few hundred yards of passenger jet landing at LA airport
Some kind of protest against drones taking away people's jobs of pestering aircraft mid-flight?
01 Sep 2020 | 76
When Irish screens are borking: Ticketing trip-up for Dublin-based Windows 10 IoT terminal, but at least it's not XP
Bork!Bork!Bork!Felled by an upside-down student card, apparently
01 Sep 2020 | 17
Death Stranding: Essential worker simulator unites its players amid a lockdown far worse than the real-life one
The RPGTrudging through PC port of 2019 console title in 2020 is weird
28 Aug 2020 | 24
Global heatmap of cheater density says Brazil is the worst at video games, but there's no data on China
Script kiddies run rampant in Minecraft
27 Aug 2020 | 3
Two arrested in Congo after Google Loon mobe balloon meets terra firma more than 1,000km from operating area
No idea what it's doing here, said local governor
27 Aug 2020 | 27
