From attacked engineers to a crypto-loving preacher with a questionable CV: Yep, it's still very much 5G silly season
RoundupWhen does it end?
27 Apr 2020 | 72
Bootnotes
Travel advice for the week ahead is just: STOP
Bork!Bork!Bork!An empty station, illuminated by the soft, blue hue of Bork
27 Apr 2020 | 17
We're in a timeline where Dettol maker has to beg folks not to inject cleaning fluid into their veins. Thanks, Trump
VideoMeanwhile, lawyer wanders beaches dressed as the Reaper... it has been a long week. Happy Friday, folks
24 Apr 2020 | 258
Royal Navy nuclear submarine captain rapped for letting crew throw shoreside BBQ party
They'd been at sea for months – before coronavirus, even
24 Apr 2020 | 165
'Non-commercial use only'? Oopsie. You can't get much more commercial than a huge digital billboard over Piccadilly
Bork!Bork!Bork!2012: The London Olympics, Baumgartner jumping from a balloon, and TeamViewer revealing someone wasn't using the right licence
24 Apr 2020 | 53
Fright at the museum: Bored curators play spooky Top Trumps on Twitter over who has the creepiest object
Bring the eye bleach – humans are weird
22 Apr 2020 | 20
Singapore's corona-crushing superhero squad grounded by football fans
Liverpool followers were Kryptonite for Must Always Walk Alone Man, Dr Disinfector and the rest of the Virus Vanguard
22 Apr 2020 | 19
There are always two sides to every story – except this one, which is just a big billboard borked in all directions
Bork!Bork!Bork!The apocalypse may have started, but we'll always have artisanal bread... and BSODs
21 Apr 2020 | 22
Iran military manages to keep a straight face while waggling miracle widget that 'can detect coronavirus from 100m away'
VideoNothing says serious engineering like a collapsible radio aerial
17 Apr 2020 | 101
Feeling hot, hot, hot... in British Columbia? In December?
Bork!Bork!Bork!Overheating HP hardware disrupts festive ad flinging
15 Apr 2020 | 8
Taiwan to develop military exoskeleton because it's not like these things are open-sourced or one-size-fits-all
Shall we call it the Termin-Acer? Or maybe the ASUS-inator? BenQ for coming – we're here all week
15 Apr 2020 | 20
French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle
That's a retirement day present he won't forget
09 Apr 2020 | 144
You in for a curl up and dye? Yeah, looks like the same for this screen in a hairdressers
Bork!Bork!Bork!A cunning cut won't save this bit of borkery
09 Apr 2020 | 18
Upstart Americans brandish alligators at the almighty Reg Standards Soviet
Thou shalt respect the Osman and keep your distance, rebels
09 Apr 2020 | 97
Watch out, everyone, here come the Coronavirus Cops, enjoying their little slice of power way too much
CommentBrit cops turn to drones, now mobile tools to make everyone’s lives a misery
09 Apr 2020 | 351
Apple creates face shield for health workers, resists the temptation to call it the 'iMask'
20 million of them coming soon as supply chain muscles flexed
08 Apr 2020 | 60
Reg fashion special: Top designer says 'video chat accessories' are in for spring!
For women, anyway. Guys can get away with boxer shorts and socks under the desk
07 Apr 2020 | 41
Virtually – no – actually borked: We'd slap ailing ATM's 'OK' button but it's probably against government guidance
Bork!Bork!Bork!Remember when we went outside and used cash machines? Haha, good times
06 Apr 2020 | 9
Windows spotted flashing its unmentionables in a Chicago clothier
Bork!Bork!Bork!This season's colours are blue, white and bork
03 Apr 2020 | 7
Salesforce publishes self-themed activity book to keep your kids ‘Appy
A new use for App Exchange, with that slightly greasy Ronald McDonald vibe
03 Apr 2020 | 3
Vietnam bans posting fake news online
About coronavirus or anything else
02 Apr 2020 | 25
How many days of carefree wiping do you have left before life starts to look genuinely apocalyptic? Let's find out
Web calculator should give you an idea of bog roll, pasta, booze stocks
01 Apr 2020 | 82
Stob's vital message to Britain's IT nation: And no, it's not about that
StobIt's actually another Huawei down the 5G antennas
01 Apr 2020 | 28
Lobsters given seats on coronavirus rescue flights... although they're probably not in a rush for a boiling bath
Australia starts crustacean migration
01 Apr 2020 | 10
Internet use up 40 per cent in San Francisco Bay Area – but you know what’s even higher? Yep, alcohol, weed use
Techies, non-techies respond to COVID-19 by self-medicating at home
01 Apr 2020 | 29
You're not fooling anyone on that vid-conference call: Walmart says shirt sales soaring, pants not pulled up
Oh no, we've been rumbled
31 Mar 2020 | 32
What's the difference between Windows 7 and a bin lorry? One is full of garbage, and the other… oh dear
Bork!Bork!Bork!Forget the Lambeth Walk, instead enjoy the Camden Bork
31 Mar 2020 | 37
Astroboffin gets magnets stuck up his schnozz trying and failing to invent anti-face-touching coronavirus gizmo
Encounters the ridge phenomenon: As in, there is one 'at the bottom of my nose you can't get past'
30 Mar 2020 | 83
Exchange some currency you want to? Guess the BIOS setup keyboard combination first you must, young Padawan
Bork!Bork!Bork!Things go sideways in Sainsbury's
27 Mar 2020 | 17
Announcing the official Reg-approved measure of social distancing: The Osman
Look on my beanpoleness, ye Blighty, and mea-sure! Far away enough? Check our converter and find out!
27 Mar 2020 | 79
Lockdown ain't easy. And that's without snoring, burping, hair-shedding seals outside your house
Folks at one Antarctic base have noisy, stinky, neighbors right now. And they're isolated until November
27 Mar 2020 | 12
Instagram, YouTube 'iron man' marketer first to be nabbed by Feds cracking down on fake coronavirus web cures
Videos claiming to have magic savior pills racked up millions of views amid allegedly fraudulent investment scheme
27 Mar 2020 | 6
Microsoft staff giggle beneath the weight of a 52,000-person Reply-All email storm
Team Redmond stokes the flames as an exercise in black humor
26 Mar 2020 | 81
Borky shark: A deserted airport and a Raspberry Pi feeling poorly at baggage claim. Welcome to 2020
Bork!Bork!Bork!Zoomarine: Oceans of fail
26 Mar 2020 | 39
Cops charge prankster who 'corona-coughed' on aged officer and had it filmed
And that's perhaps not the worst of viral idiocy in Australia: One minister made up a cyber-attack to cover for inadequate web provisioning
26 Mar 2020 | 74
Asterix co-creator Albert Uderzo dies aged 92
Magic potion finally runs out for famed artist and author
25 Mar 2020 | 62
