They said it'd never happen, but here we are in the year of our Lord 2021 and Microsoft has its own OpenJDK flavour
Timing is everything
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Ice Lake, Baby: Intel's 10nm 3rd Gen Xeon Scalable server processors to arrive at last
Stop, collaborate and listen, Chipzilla's back with its brand new invention
06 Apr 2021 | 24
Their 'next job could be in cyber': UK Cyber Security Council launches itself by pointing world+dog to domain it doesn't own
Shouting cyber cyber cyber, mega mega fail thing
06 Apr 2021 | 109
Another SAP in the face for Oracle: Alphabet soups up financial software by moving off Big Red systems
Nothing to do with THAT court case or lack of Oracle certification on GCP. Nope. Definitely not
06 Apr 2021 | 17
Is that... is that a piece of Unikitty? Remembering Skylab via the medium of Lego
Now to recreate re-entry with a short drop onto a hard floor
06 Apr 2021 | 13
CERN boffins zap antimatter with ultraviolet lasers in the hope of revealing the secret symmetry of the universe
If you can't measure it, you can't research it
06 Apr 2021 | 73
Yep, the 'Who owns Linux?' case is back from the dead
Column Not to worry, zombies with a gambling addiction probably won't eat your enterprise brains
06 Apr 2021 | 107
Japan tests digital currency, because all the cool kids are doing it already
Starts year-long proof of concept for the basics, meanwhile China is already testing cross-border crypto-payments
06 Apr 2021 | 13
What is operations-centric security?
Sponsored Let’s find out... with Cybereason CEO Lior Div
06 Apr 2021 |
VMware adds support for 80-core Ampere Altra chips to its experimental Arm hypervisor
The ‘we think this is mostly for SmartNICs’ stance is looking a little thinner
06 Apr 2021 | 2
Twitter nukes AI-generated twits who backed Amazon and pushed anti-union rhetoric
In Brief Plus: Waymo CEO is standing down, Volvo is partnering with a self-driving startup to stay relevant
06 Apr 2021 | 20
Australian ponders requiring multiple IDs to sign up for social media, plus more crypto-busting backdoors
Yes, this could mean Zuck gets your passport and credit card. We’re sure he’ll take care of them properly …
06 Apr 2021 | 101
Subaru parks plans to make 58,000 cars due to brakes on silicon supply chain
Workers to get earlier, longer, holiday, probably paid (fingers crossed)
06 Apr 2021 | 21
Myanmar junta suspends all wireless broadband networks until further notice
As night-time internet cut-offs stretch beyond 50 consecutive days
06 Apr 2021 | 4
'Anomalous surge in DNS queries' knocked Microsoft's cloud off the web last week
in Brief Plus: Top universities hit by data-stealing extortionists
06 Apr 2021 | 5
LG Electronics finally gives up cellphone business
Lack of product enthusiasm in a stale market during a semiconductor drought finally killed it
05 Apr 2021 | 29
Yahoo! Answers! will! be! wiped! from! the! internet! next! month!
Now we'll never know how babby is formed
05 Apr 2021 | 25
Facebook says dump of 533m accounts is old news. But my date of birth, name, etc haven't changed in years, Zuck
Updated Account info swiped in 2019, sold online, now given away for free
05 Apr 2021 | 87
Over a decade on, and millions in legal fees, Supreme Court rules for Google over Oracle in Java API legal war
America's top judges decide copied code in Android is fair use
05 Apr 2021 | 134
No, no, let's hear this out, says judge waving away Apple's attempt to kill MacBook Pro Flexgate lawsuit
Surely this back light problem would have come up in testing, court mulls
05 Apr 2021 | 19
A floppy filled with software worth thousands of francs: Techie can't take it, customs won't keep it. What to do?
Who, Me? Halt and catch fire
05 Apr 2021 | 172
QNAP caught napping as disclosure delay expires, critical NAS bugs revealed
Updated Remote code execution hole, arbitrary file writing flaw could make a mess of stored files
02 Apr 2021 | 25
Apple begins rejecting apps that use advertising SDKs for fingerprinting users
Google comes in late too
02 Apr 2021 | 44
Do you prefer to learn about theory, tools – or both? Continuous Lifecycle Online puts it all on your desktop
Event Join us online for three days of DevOps, containers, CI/CD
02 Apr 2021 |
Absolutely fab: As TSMC invests $100bn to address chip shortage, where does that leave the rest of the industry?
Analysis Semiconductor sovereignty, meet supply chain security
02 Apr 2021 | 52
Easily distracted by too many apps, too many meetings, and too much asparagus
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Nothing like a steaming bowl of freshly picked spaghetti
02 Apr 2021 | 75
Yep, you're totally unique: That one very special user and their very special problem
On Call Register reader finds that some Apple fans are... not very bright?
02 Apr 2021 | 195
Scientists stumped by strange X-rays from Uranus
UCL astronomer tells us: 'We were surprised by our discovery'
02 Apr 2021 | 36
Indian business tech spending dips in 2020’s final quarter, lockdown workers helped boost router sales
Good times for NVMe-based flash arrays and Cisco
02 Apr 2021 |
If you can't log into Azure, Teams or Xbox Live right now: Microsoft cloud services in worldwide outage
Updated It's not DNS. There's no way it can be DNS... It was DNS
01 Apr 2021 | 37
In a devastating blow to all eight of you, Microsoft pulls the plug on Cortana's Android, iOS apps
Chatty digital assistant can still be found on Outlook, Teams, Windows
01 Apr 2021 | 32
Turns out humans are leading AI systems astray because we can't agree on labeling
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Asking for a friend's machine-learning code
01 Apr 2021 | 114
FCC acting commissioner proposes dedicated spectrum for private space launches
'The regulatory frameworks we rely on to support these efforts are dated'
01 Apr 2021 | 4
Micron chief warns 'severe shortage' of DRAM expected to continue this year
And drought in Taiwan threatens supply. Good news for firm's wallet, not so much for chip buyers
01 Apr 2021 | 9
It's been a long time coming but AWS has at last enabled an interactive serial console for de-borking VMs
Handy in an emergency, but only for Nitro instances and requires work in advance
01 Apr 2021 | 16
Dutch watchdog fines Booking.com €475k after it kept customer data thefts quiet for more than 3 weeks
Thousands of people's personal information purloined after UAE hotels compromised
01 Apr 2021 | 21
