Study confirms experience beats youthful enthusiasm Research shows productivity and judgment peak decades after graduation Offbeat07 Feb 2026 | 18
Summoning the spirit of the BBC Micro with a Pi 500+ and a can of spray paint Rhapsody in beige Personal Tech06 Feb 2026 | 28
Romanian rail workers accused of bribery turned to ChatGPT for legal tips Corruption probe takes detour as staff facing trial reportedly asked AI if seat-blocking scams caused financial damage AI + ML06 Feb 2026 | 12
Smartphones cleared for launch as NASA loosens the rulebook Crew-12 and Artemis II astros may soon snap, shoot, and share from orbit Science06 Feb 2026 | 20
DWP considers chatbot work coaches as AI-fueled job losses loom AI-pocalypse Benefits system trials automation amid growing interest in universal basic income Public Sector06 Feb 2026 | 26
Summer in Australia means beers, beaches, and bork BORK!BORK!BORK! Supermarket printer error gets holiday off to a shabby start OSes06 Feb 2026 | 9
Stash or splash? Lawmakers ask NASA to find alternatives for International Space Station What about storing it in high orbit? Science05 Feb 2026 | 45
Britain courts private cash to fund 'golden age' of nuclear-powered AI Framework aims to lure investors into powering the compute boom On-Prem05 Feb 2026 | 13
Ghost gun legislation casts shadow over 3D printing Proposed bills in New York and elsewhere threaten makers, Adafruit says Legal05 Feb 2026 | 83
US Army looks for robots that can clean up chemical and bioweapons messes Just in time for the predicted rise of AI-assisted threats Science04 Feb 2026 | 10
Microsoft engineer speedruns Raspberry Pi magic smoke in five minutes Only cool dudes should wear a HAT backward Personal Tech04 Feb 2026 | 76
SpaceX halts Falcon 9 flights after second stage anomaly Failed deorbit burn grounds workhorse rocket Science04 Feb 2026 | 9
AWS says you're on your own if media codec patent owners come knocking Exclusive Service terms update removes infringement cover tied to audio and video encoding tech PaaS + IaaS04 Feb 2026 | 22
Lego shrinks NASA's biggest rocket – accuracy sold separately Bring your own sound effects to a Technic-enabled Space Launch System Offbeat04 Feb 2026 | 29
UK to properly probe xAI to test if its revolting robo-smut generator broke the law As Spain announces stern laws for social media, and Elon Musk’s response shows regulators keep looking his way Legal04 Feb 2026 | 29
NASA delays Artemis II to March after hydrogen leaks bedevil countdown test This is starting to sound oddly familiar Science03 Feb 2026 | 34
Elon Musk merges xAI into SpaceX to spread universal consciousness via a sentient sun Burning Man woo woo values House of Grok at $250 billion Offbeat03 Feb 2026 | 107
There's nothing micro about this super-sized Arduino Uno It's 7x the size of the regular board Offbeat02 Feb 2026 | 9
Want more ads on your web pages? Try the AdBoost extension 'If we don't feed the advertisers, then we'll be forced to pay artists for their creative work' Offbeat02 Feb 2026 | 16
McDonald's is not lovin' your bigmac, happymeal, and mcnuggets passwords Your favorite menu item might be easy to remember but it will not secure your account Security02 Feb 2026 | 51
Ad blocking is alive and well, despite Chrome's attempts to make it harder The end isn't nigh after all
Asia-based government spies quietly broke into critical networks across 37 countries And their toolkit includes a new, Linux kernel rootkit
OpenClaw reveals meaty personal information after simple cracks Skills marketplace is full of stuff - like API keys and credit card numbers - that crims will find tasty
New hire fixed a problem so fast, their boss left to become a yoga instructor On Call Poking around in deep menus found a fault that flummoxed old hands
Supermarket sorry after facial recognition alert flags right criminal, wrong customer System worked as intended, but staff then kicked out innocent bystander
Stash or splash? Lawmakers ask NASA to find alternatives for International Space Station What about storing it in high orbit?
Romanian rail workers accused of bribery turned to ChatGPT for legal tips Corruption probe takes detour as staff facing trial reportedly asked AI if seat-blocking scams caused financial damage
Substack says intruder lifted emails, phone numbers in months-old breach Contact details were accessed in an intrusion that went undetected for months, the blogging outfit says
SpaceX wants to fill Earth orbit with a million datacenter satellites The FCC is taking public comments - now’s your chance to tell them this plan is bonkers
Help! Does anyone on the bus know Linux? Bork!Bork!Bork! Open source operating system fans, your time has come Offbeat02 Feb 2026 | 50
NASA taps Claude to conjure Mars rover's travel plan Is there life on Mars? Well, there's Claude in the machine Science31 Jan 2026 | 20
Ex-Googler nailed for stealing AI secrets for Chinese startups Network access from China and side hustle as AI upstart CEO aroused suspicion Legal30 Jan 2026 | 21
Phones down, brooms up: HashiCorp co-founder lectures business hopefuls Stock management also important, says Mitchell Hashimoto Offbeat30 Jan 2026 | 9
BOFH: Eight pints of a lager and a management breakthrough Episode 2 The Boss has been on a retreat, which means he needs a factory reset ASAP BOFH30 Jan 2026 | 90
Mechanical mutts make it official: Now full-time at Sellafield's hot zones Bark!Bark!Bark! Spot's new cleanup gig involves gamma rays, alpha particles, and considerably less PPE than fleshy colleagues Science30 Jan 2026 | 40
Musk distracts from struggling car biz with fantastical promise to make 1 million humanoid robots a year To what end? Who knows? Tesla isn't even using them in its own factories yet Offbeat29 Jan 2026 | 137
Uncle Sam dangles nuclear campuses for states while watering down safety rules Governors offered atomic megasites and federal cash as hundreds of pages of regulations go missing Science29 Jan 2026 | 25
Bork ventures to the Middle of Lidl Bork!Bork!Bork! Happier days at Intel nailed to the wall of discount retailer Personal Tech29 Jan 2026 | 33
Challenger at 40: The disaster that changed NASA How a cold morning, failed O-rings, and flawed decision-making led to tragedy Science28 Jan 2026 | 70
ATM flashes a port or two for the enterprising hacker Bork!Bork!Bork! Connection secured. Not so sure about the installation Offbeat28 Jan 2026 | 22
Nudify app proliferation shows naked ambition of Apple and Google Researchers with the Tech Transparency Project found all sorts of apps that let users create fake non-consensual nudes of real people Legal27 Jan 2026 | 37
Pope warns flock to raise their faces, protect their voices in fightback against AI Vicar of Rome decries naive and unquestioning reliance on technology Offbeat27 Jan 2026 | 27
NASA begins formal anomaly review after MAVEN probe lost in space Communication attempts ongoing for stricken spacecraft Science27 Jan 2026 | 16
Japan doubles down on Trump's Genesis AI supercomputing effort RIKEN links up with Argonne, Fujitsu, and Nvidia to build next-gen infrastructure HPC27 Jan 2026 |
NASA confirms command error temporarily felled TESS planet hunter In space, no one can hear you bork Science27 Jan 2026 | 9
Voyager 2's close encounter with Uranus wasn't in the original plan 40 years later, mission boffin recalls being told to pronounce it correctly Science27 Jan 2026 | 42
Crossrail? More like Borkrail... Bork!Bork!Bork! A thoroughly modern piece of public transport infrastructure deserves a thoroughly modern bork Offbeat27 Jan 2026 | 20
Knee-Deep in the CAD: Boffin gets Doom running inside a design modeler The seminal shooter finds yet another unlikely home Offbeat26 Jan 2026 | 7
EU looking into Elon Musk's X after Grok produces deepfake sex images Probe follows outcry over use of creepy image generation tool Personal Tech26 Jan 2026 | 27
Future of UK's multibillion Ajax armored vehicle program looks shaky Noise and vibration keeps sending soldiers to the medics Offbeat25 Jan 2026 | 63
Ofcom probes Meta over WhatsApp info it was legally required to provide UK watchdog investigates accuracy of data handed over for SMS market review Legal23 Jan 2026 | 18
Surrender as a service: Microsoft unlocks BitLocker for feds updated If you're serious about encryption, keep control of your encryption keys Security23 Jan 2026 | 77
Hacker taps Raspberry Pi to turn Wi-Fi signals into wall art Pipe local wireless noise through an SDR into an RPi, and 64 LED filaments do the rest Offbeat23 Jan 2026 | 16
NASA planet hunter resumes operations after low power incident Pointing problem left TESS in the dark Science23 Jan 2026 | 1
UK trade department put civil servants' feelings first during Windows 11 migration Is that the cloud? No, it's incense wafting through Whitehall Offbeat23 Jan 2026 | 30
Oracle, Michael Dell, named as investors in JV that will run TikTok's US operations Big Red gets to store data, advise on security, and store the 'I'll watch just one more video' algo SaaS23 Jan 2026 | 10
Windows fails to tip the scales in grocery store deployment Bork!Bork!Bork! Recovery from an excess of sprouts, or something else? Offbeat22 Jan 2026 | 19
Rocket Lab's Neutron schedule under pressure after unexpected tank rupture Launch vehicle due to make maiden flight this year, company promises update in February earnings call Science22 Jan 2026 | 8
Splash-screen memories from a Bangkok ticket machine Bork!Bork!Bork! When the operating system is older than the transport network Offbeat22 Jan 2026 | 23
MIT boffins create device that 'paints' iridescent structural color in real time From adaptive wearables to light-based signaling ideas, researchers are exploring what comes next Science21 Jan 2026 | 34
ESA puts ExoMars lander through its paces with eye on 2028 launch After Russia drama and NASA's on-again-off-again romance, rover shows it still has legs... four of them Offbeat21 Jan 2026 | 5
Concorde at 50: Twice the speed of sound, twice the economic trouble Supersonic passenger flight worked technically – but never added up commercially Offbeat21 Jan 2026 | 157
Kids learn computer theory with wood, cardboard, and hot glue Behold the cardboard ENIAC On-Prem21 Jan 2026 | 50
ATM takes a kicking yet keeps on ticking Bork!Bork!Bork! But who is paying to keep the lights on? Offbeat21 Jan 2026 | 25
Dead batteries cough up lithium after a bath in CO₂ and water, boffins say Still or sparkling? Either way, the problem of scale remains Science20 Jan 2026 | 34
Manchester ATM ups PIN requirement to full Windows login Bork!Bork!Bork! Definitely Maybe running Windows 7? Offbeat20 Jan 2026 | 27
UK gambling regulator accuses Meta of lying about its struggle to spot illegal ads Labels Zuck’s ad library ‘a window into criminality’ and the Social Network as ‘happy to turn a blind eye’ Legal20 Jan 2026 | 43
Akamai CEO wants help to defeat piracy, reckons he can handle edge AI alone Interview OG CDN boss says fighting illegal streams is about stopping criminals cashing in, not free speech Legal20 Jan 2026 | 12
NASA's Artemis II Moon rocket arrives at the launch pad If it all goes wrong, British kids of the '80s might remember an alternative Science19 Jan 2026 | 26
Cop cops it after Copilot cops out: West Midlands police chief quits over AI hallucination Craig Guildford banned Israeli fans based on Microsoft's match report, told MPs 'we don't use AI,' then discovers... they did Offbeat19 Jan 2026 | 77
S Twatter: When text-to-speech goes down the drain Bork!Bork!Bork! Rinse of the machines: A cautionary tale about relying on robots Offbeat17 Jan 2026 | 56
Congress throws NASA a lifeline, leaves Mars sample mission to die in the dust Agency dodges deep cut and mass mission shutdowns, but ambitious red planet plan gets the boot Science16 Jan 2026 | 22
Bankrupt scooter startup left one private key to rule them all Owner reverse-engineered his ride, revealing authentication was never properly individualized Security16 Jan 2026 | 70
Probably not the best security in the world: Carlsberg wristbands spill visitor pics Exclusive Researcher shows how anyone can access Copenhagen experience attendees' names, videos Security16 Jan 2026 | 9
BOFH: Every computer system eventually serves ads Episode 1 Boss's bright idea enshittifies itself in record time BOFH16 Jan 2026 | 58
An old parking meter and a Pi make beautiful music together You can't park there, mate Offbeat16 Jan 2026 | 17
Ofcom keeps X under the microscope despite Grok 'nudify' fix Cold milk poured over 'spicy mode,' but it might not be enough to escape a huge fine AI + ML15 Jan 2026 | 21
Windows 2000 rusts in peace by the sea Bork!Bork!Bork! When salty coastal air meets memory errors in one of Portugal's rail ticket machines Offbeat14 Jan 2026 | 20
India’s flagship PSLV rocket fails for the second time in a row One payload out of fifteen survived and sent home some useful data Science14 Jan 2026 | 12
Moon hotel startup hopes you get lunar lunacy, drop $1M deposit for 2032 stay Step 1: Ask for deposit. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Build Moon hotel empire Offbeat13 Jan 2026 | 112
Affordable housing site goes live with meme-laden test data Updated Yes, London property prices are high. But here's a picture of Boris Johnson Offbeat13 Jan 2026 | 27
India demands crypto outfits geolocate customers, get a selfie to prove they’re real Government is fed up with bad actors using digi-cash to fund dodgy deeds Public Sector13 Jan 2026 | 9
Danish dev delights kid by turning floppy drive into easy TV remote Just insert a disk and the TV starts playing three-year-old’s favorite shows Offbeat12 Jan 2026 | 58
Mall display crashes the vibe with Windows activation nag Bork!Bork!Bork! Digital signage is great, until it isn't Offbeat12 Jan 2026 | 13
ISS stint ends early as NASA aborts Crew-11 over crew illness Sick astronaut back on Earth by Thursday, nature of ailment remains undisclosed Science12 Jan 2026 | 12
Windows 2000 still earning its keep running a rail ticket machine in Portugal Bork!Bork!Bork! 'Unsupported' doesn't mean 'unused' Offbeat12 Jan 2026 | 17
Tories vow to boot under-16s off social media and ban phones in schools Opposition leader Kemi Badenoch pitches age limits and classroom curbs as fixes for behavior and mental health Personal Tech12 Jan 2026 | 60
Cloudflare CEO threatens to make the Winter Olympics a political football after Italy slugs it with a fine Labels Rome's comms regulator ‘a quasi-judicial body’ that works on behalf of ‘shadowy, European media cabal’ Legal12 Jan 2026 | 158
Malaysia and Indonesia block X over failure to curb deepfake smut Asia in Brief PLUS: Cambodia arrests alleged scam camp boss; Baidu spins out chip biz; Panasonic’s noodle shop plan; And more! Legal12 Jan 2026 | 29
UK government exempting itself from flagship cyber law inspires little confidence ANALYSIS Ministers promise equivalent standards just without the legal obligation Cyber-crime10 Jan 2026 | 40
CES 2026 worst in show: AI girlfriends, a fridge that won't open unless you talk to it, and more There's a lot of bad ideas set to create literal waste and be a waste of money Offbeat09 Jan 2026 | 148
NASA decides to bring Crew-11 home early after astronaut health scare Medical issue forces mission curtailment and leaves station short-handed Science09 Jan 2026 | 11
Copper supplies set to peak just as tech needs more Analysts say production will top out this decade while global electrification keeps ramping On-Prem09 Jan 2026 | 30
Very tough microbes may help us cement our future on Mars Extremophile bacteria could help turn Martian dirt into building material for human habitats Science09 Jan 2026 | 20
Nothing to declare at border control except a Windows 7 certificate error Bork!Bork!Bork! The queue might move on, but the software never did Offbeat09 Jan 2026 | 16
Grok told to cover up as UK weighs action over AI 'undressing' Image generation paywalled on X after ministers and regulators start asking awkward questions AI + ML09 Jan 2026 | 116
China to probe Meta’s acquisition of AI outfit Manus Grab some popcorn for the Xi vs Zuck bout, which may not be the biggest fight on the card AI + ML09 Jan 2026 | 2
Boffins probe commercial AI models, find an entire Harry Potter book Dark copyright evasion magic makes light work of developers' guardrails AI + ML09 Jan 2026 | 142
ISS spacewalk postponed over mystery astronaut malady NASA mulling options, including an early trip home Science08 Jan 2026 | 22
UK regulators swarm X after Grok generated nudes from photos Lawyers say Musk's platform may face punishment under Online Safety Act priority offenses AI + ML08 Jan 2026 | 123
Ultimate camouflage tech mimics octopus in scientific first Synthetic cephalopod skin could be used in architecture and computer displays as well as background-matching subterfuge Science08 Jan 2026 | 35
New carbon capture tech could save us from datacenter doom Maybe our AI overlords, hell-bent on securing power any way they can, should invest in getting this to market Science07 Jan 2026 | 41
Historic NASA test towers face their final countdown Apollo-era Saturn V and Shuttle stands set for controlled demolition as Artemis ramps up Science07 Jan 2026 | 15
Recline of the machines: Terminator felled by dodgy battery Bork!Bork!Bork! The rise will be postponed until you hit F1 to continue Offbeat07 Jan 2026 | 24
Lego crams an ASIC in a brick to keep kids interested Neat idea, but with no mention of a dev kit it's another sign of Lego's descent into designing nothing but fun on rails Offbeat06 Jan 2026 | 48
Congress ctrl-Zs bulk of proposed cuts to NASA science Fate of Shuttle Discovery remains conspicuously unaddressed in FY2026 agreement text Science06 Jan 2026 | 41
Researchers poison stolen data to make AI systems return wrong results Wanted: Chief Disinformation Officer to pollute company knowledge graphs AI + ML06 Jan 2026 | 40
EU won't scrap tech regs just because Washington dislikes them US trade body threatens software and services market access unless European approach changes Legal05 Jan 2026 | 33
Starlink to lower orbits of thousands of satellites over safety concerns Move will see spacecraft shift from 550 km to 480 km as collision risks rise Networks02 Jan 2026 | 51