Episode 2 BOFH: 7 jars of Marmite, a laptop and a good time Or 'How PFY and I do Access Control' 26 Feb 10:25 | 76
Episode 1 BOFH: Are you a druid? Legally, you have to tell me if you're a druid Er, I mean, droid. In the far reaches of the world, under a lost and lonely hill, lies the OFFICE OF NEVERMORE 22 Jan 09:30 | 75
Episode 10 BOFH: Time for the MMOCC. You know, the Massively Moronic Online Christmas Call This year, starring an utterly, er, empowering personal presence guru 25 Dec 13:15 | 54
Episode 9 BOFH: Switch off the building? Great idea, Boss Never mind what those blinkenlights are doing. Take a deep breath and this will all be fine 11 Dec 09:30 | 98
Episode 8 BOFH: You might want to sit down for this. Oh, right, you can't. Listen carefully: THIS IS NOT AN IT PROBLEM! Oh is that right? The crappy Chromebook is fine now? 13 Nov 09:30 | 113
Episode 7 BOFH: Rome, I have been thy soldier 40 years... give me a staff of honour for mine age Or, you know, just sign on this dotted line 09 Oct 11:05 | 83
Episode 6 BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer? The case of Simon and the crunchy onion bhajis 03 Apr 10:09 | 117
Episode 5 BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do? Red pill? Blue pill? Window? 06 Mar 09:06 | 162
Episode 4 BOFH: Gosh, IPv5? Why didn't I think of that? Say, how do you like the new windows in here? Take a look. Closer... No, no. There's no such thing as a stupid question 28 Feb 09:15 | 72
Episode 3 BOFH: Darn Windows 7. It's totally why we need a £1k graphics card for a business computer Look to the future, Boss – you know it makes sense 07 Feb 09:14 | 101
Episode 2 BOFH: When was the last time someone said these exact words to you: You are the sunshine of my life? It's survey time in BOFH-land... and the dastardly duo are getting creative 24 Jan 11:12 | 102
Episode 1 BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret A tale of Simon, the PFY and the consultant 10 Jan 11:30 | 109
Episode 14 BOFH: The case of the Boss's hidden USB inkjet printer A little life support from Simon and the PFY 30 Dec 09:29 | 49
Episode 13 BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck If you don't cough the money, you're well out of luck 24 Dec 10:00 | 63
Episode 12 BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss' You know what the kids will think is boss? You, tweeting from that window ledge 06 Dec 10:14 | 117
Episode 11 BOFH: Trying to go after IT's budget again? Ah, Director. Your childish antics warm my heart 22 Nov 12:00 | 64
Episode 10 BOFH: Judge us not by the size of our database, but the size of our augmented reality In which the PFY and Simon show the Director their vision of the future 25 Oct 09:03 | 70
Episode 9 BOFH: The company survived the disaster recovery test. Just. The Director's car, however... Well, it was an angry mob simulation 18 Oct 12:32 | 98
Episode 8 BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields Slow your roll, your typewriters will be here anon 27 Sep 08:50 | 143
Episode 7 BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump It's also our nickname for the ISA card guy we have to pay to fix everything 20 Sep 09:20 | 100
Video NASA sends nuclear tank 293 million miles to Mars, misses landing spot by just five metres. Now watch its video See how plucky Perseverance touched down on the unforgiving dust world
Security 1Password has none, KeePass has none... So why are there seven embedded trackers in the LastPass Android app? Third-party code in security-critical apps is obviously suboptimal, but company says you can opt out
SaaS Google admits Kubernetes container tech is so complex, it's had to roll out an Autopilot feature to do it all for you More expensive, less flexible, but easier and safer to use
Networks SpaceX small print on Starlink insists no Earth government has authority or sovereignty over Martian activities Isn't this a subplot from those James S A Corey novels?
Updated Whistleblowers: Inflexible prison software says inmates due for release should be kept locked up behind bars It's not a bug, it's a feature you need to put in a change request to alter, says developer
Servers With computer brains in short supply, President Biden orders 100-day probe into semiconductor drought And pledges to 'push' for $37bn in funding to increase chip manufacturing capacity
Interview 'We're finding bugs way faster than we can fix them': Google sponsors 2 full-time devs to improve Linux security Plus: Why the Chocolate Factory only uses code it builds from source
Security VMware warns of critical remote code execution flaw in vSphere HTML5 client If you don't patch, the hosts driving all your virty servers are at risk. So maybe your to-do list needs a tickle?
Column Facebook and Apple are toying with us, and it's scarcely believable What to do when companies think they own their customers
Security Clop ransomware gang leaks online what looks like stolen Bombardier blueprints of GlobalEye radar snoop jet And what may be CAD drawing of a military radar antenna
Episode 6 BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet Leads? Detective Bastard Operator From Hell has nothing to Go On 02 Aug 08:02 | 107
Episode 5 BOFH: On a sunny day like this one, the concrete dries so much more quickly Our hero and the Pimply Faced Youth valiantly bring pub o' clock closer for us all 05 Jul 12:30 | 119
Episode 4 BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here The Bastard Operator From Hell continues to meet targets on his roadmap in the latest instalment 28 Jun 10:56 | 79
Episode 3 BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH Time to take a custard pie, er, interface... 26 Apr 11:02 | 107
Episode 2 BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts... The B stands for BOFH 29 Mar 09:15 | 136
Episode 1 BOFH: Bye desktop, bye desk. Hello 'slab and a beanbag on the floor On our hero sysadmin's watch? Not likely... 22 Feb 12:57 | 56
Episode 12 BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol And let's see how long he takes to crack 07 Dec 09:10 | 88
Episode 11 BOFH: Is everybody ready for the meeting? Grab a crayon – let's get technical Mindfulness worksheets? Lattes? We're all set 22 Jun 09:09 | 111
Episode 10 BOFH: Got that syncing feeling, hm? I've looked at your computer and the Outlook isn't great Oh, and sorry about your phone 15 Jun 09:13 | 88
Episode 9 BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!' It's for your own Health and Safety 25 May 11:03 | 154
Episode 8 BOFH: But I did log in to the portal, Dave I know where your supervisor is Dave 04 May 09:04 | 133
Episode 7 BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain? It's the technology of the future-ture-ture 27 Apr 08:36 | 107
Episode 6 BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried You're here to audit us? Hi! Fancy a coffee? 20 Apr 09:09 | 72
Episode 5 BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and .... Simon and PFY gamify the interface 23 Mar 10:01 | 137
Episode 4 BOFH: Honourable misconduct Yurrrr. Yuurrrrg. Hnng. Vomit? No, I'm fi... yuuurrg. Yunnk. Unk. Gulp. HUALLLARRGHHHAAHH!* 02 Mar 10:06 | 81
Episode 3 BOFH: Turn your server rack hotspot to a server rack notspot Oh, Sales Guy! You're a riot 16 Feb 11:26 | 82
Episode 2 BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support What's that buzzing sound... Boss? Boss? 09 Feb 12:06 | 89
Episode 1 BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service Say it with us: BADD-AAS 12 Jan 11:32 | 74