BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on Episode 9 Thronging gangs of idiots besiege tech BOFH07 Jul 2017 | 159
BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee Episode 8 Do we have an agenda? Why of course we do! BOFH23 Jun 2017 | 119
BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour Episode 7 Migrate data? If you're keen on seeing clouds... BOFH16 Jun 2017 | 98
BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back Episode 6 Fly, little bird, fly.... BOFH28 Apr 2017 | 90
BOFH: Defenestration, a solution to Solutions To Problems We Don't Have Episode 5 Fires and server crashes also known to work BOFH07 Apr 2017 | 60
BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience' Episode 4 Putting the shi* into internship BOFH31 Mar 2017 | 99
BOFH: Don't back up in anger Episode 3 And soooooo, Brian can wait. You know it's too late when PFY walks by BOFH17 Mar 2017 | 99
BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you Episode 2 Come right this way. The PFY doesn't bite... that hard BOFH24 Feb 2017 | 101
BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me Episode 1 Letting go never felt so good BOFH03 Feb 2017 | 129
BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample Episode 14 Cherry-pickin'? You darn tootin! BOFH25 Nov 2016 | 82
BOFH: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym Episode 13 We'll take you away from misery of Hell Desk BOFH07 Oct 2016 | 52
BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones Episode 12 Boss, are you blushing? BOFH30 Sep 2016 | 112
BOFH: The case of the suspicious red icon Episode 11 Could it be a virus? Why, user, you should be head of IT. Yes, I said behead BOFH16 Sep 2016 | 86
BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade' Episode 10 Even printer salesmen get the blues BOFH22 Jul 2016 | 139
BOFH: I found a flying Dragonite on a Windows 2003 domain Episode 9 Just slap on our custom VR headset, Boss BOFH15 Jul 2016 | 56
BOFH: Follow the paper trail Episode 8 What are you doing in our stockroom, buddy? BOFH17 Jun 2016 | 90
BOFH: What's your point, caller? Episode 7 Service within 48 hours... with a smile BOFH03 Jun 2016 | 60
BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral Episode 6 Just because it's half-dead doesn't mean you shouldn't keep flogging it BOFH22 Apr 2016 | 101
BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it Episode 5 Boss puts the ID in IoT BOFH15 Apr 2016 | 63
BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles Episode 4 Just as sure as a cattle prod goes BZZZZZT!!! BOFH08 Apr 2016 | 121
BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon Episode 3 Quantum security is no joke, y'know BOFH26 Feb 2016 | 67
BOFH: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery Episode 2 Onward, Ultrabook solderers! Marching as to war... BOFH29 Jan 2016 | 43
BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please Episode 1 The internet’s new motto: Citius, Altius, Fortius BOFH22 Jan 2016 | 73
BOFH: Taking a spin in a decommissioned racer? On your own grill cam be it Episode 18 The rise and fall of the Luton-based Lotus Eaters BOFH04 Dec 2015 | 59
BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks? Episode 17 'I bloody hate time management applications' BOFH27 Nov 2015 | 82
BOFH: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes? Episode 16 Psst. I can make your network super secure... BOFH13 Nov 2015 | 71
BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know Episode 15 Has no one noted how incredibly dangerous the windows are around here? BOFH25 Sep 2015 | 83
BOFH: Press 1. Press 2. Press whatever you damn well LIKE Episode 14 On the helldesk, nobody can hear you scream BOFH18 Sep 2015 | 92
BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely Episode 13 The best things in life are free, or at least come when there's no charge BOFH04 Sep 2015 | 82
BOFH: An architect and his own entirely avoidable downfall Episode 12 Office remodellings get lost in time. Like... tears. In rain BOFH28 Aug 2015 | 43
BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one! Episode 11 Leadership styles ... I like Hugo Boss suits and people waving at me? BOFH14 Aug 2015 | 65
BOFH: Knitting bobble hats on the steps of the guillotine Episode 10 While the Boss happily skips up the steps and puts his neck on the block BOFH07 Aug 2015 | 17
BOFH: My diary is MINE and mine alone, you petty HR gimps Episode 9 Read carefully before bursting in here like that BOFH31 Jul 2015 | 54
BOFH: Don't go changing on Friday evenings, I don't wanna work that hard Episode 8 Please refer to the procedures, I like things just the way they are BOFH26 Jun 2015 | 75
BOFH: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath Episode 7 A veteran of the bore wars proves very hard to kill BOFH05 Jun 2015 | 42
BOFH: Getting to the brown, nutty heart of the water cooler matter Episode 6 All that glistens is not gold... something else BOFH15 May 2015 | 40
BOFH: Explain? All we need is this kay-sh with DDR3 Cortexiphan ... Episode 5 You opened Pandora's Box, you shut it again BOFH18 Apr 2015 | 53
BOFH: Never mind that old brick, look at this ink-stained BEAUTY Episode 4 Swapsies? Oh go on. Go oooooonnnnn BOFH27 Mar 2015 | 56
BOFH: Mmm, gotta love me some fresh BYOD dog roll Episode 3 Dog roll? Sit down before we tell you... BOFH20 Mar 2015 | 60
BOFH: The ONE-NINE uptime solution Episode 2 Yes, 9%. AAAND the server just crashed... literally BOFH27 Feb 2015 | 46
BOFH: The Great HellDesk geek leave seek Episode 1 Is that leave without absence, or absence without leave? BOFH20 Feb 2015 | 66
BOFH: Capo di tutti capi, bah. I'm having CHICKEN JALFREZI Episode 16 Avé! Duci Novo ... BOFH13 Dec 2014 | 32
BOFH: Santa, bloody Santa Episode 15 Bodily violence? PLEASE. I was protecting the children BOFH06 Dec 2014 | 41
BOFH: Everyone deserves a little DOWNTIME Episode 14 Titsup tech holiday special BOFH28 Nov 2014 | 54
BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from? Episode 13 Don't worry about that cable, it's part of the config BOFH22 Nov 2014 | 60
BOFH: An UNHOLY MATCH forged amid the sweet smell of bullsh*t Episode 12 Top dog, meet the Queen of the Hounds BOFH15 Nov 2014 | 70
BOFH: SOOO... You want to sell us some antivirus software? Episode 11 And allow your foul spoor to besmirch our hard drives... BOFH08 Nov 2014 | 67
BOFH: Stop your tiers – when it comes to storage, less is more Episode 10 Hierarchical storage? Why you had only to ask, Boss BOFH01 Nov 2014 | 26
BOFH: The current value of our IT ASSets? Minus eleventy-seven... Episode 9 Oh Beancounter, don't make us get the hose BOFH29 Aug 2014 | 93
BOFH: We CAN do that with a Raspberry Pi, but think of the BODIES Episode 8 11 mins? 12 mins? SPARE ME the CHOICES BOFH23 Aug 2014 | 50
BOFH: The Great Backup BACKDOWN Episode 7 'We have to be sure the system works!' BOFH01 Aug 2014 | 90
BOFH: You can take our lives, but you'll never take OUR MACROS Episode 6 Never mind the blood, Mr Beancounter: MAGIC BEANS! BOFH27 Jun 2014 | 105
BOFH: On the contrary, we LOVE rebranding here at the IT dept Episode 5 Which of our branding irons impresses you most? BOFH13 Jun 2014 | 98
BOFH: Oh DO tell us what you think. *CLICK* Episode 4 $%%& Oh dear, we've been cut *CLICK* Well hello *CLICK* You're breaking up... BOFH17 Apr 2014 | 55
BOFH: On the PFY's Scottish estate, no one can hear you scream... Episode 3 If a tree falls in a forest, and Simon's behind you with an axe... BOFH21 Mar 2014 | 58
BOFH: He... made... you... HE made YOU a DOMAIN ADMIN? Episode 2 Simon, are you breathing? Simon! BOFH21 Feb 2014 | 66
BOFH: Attractive person is attractive. Um, why are your eyes bulging? Episode 1 Couple's therapy at Mission Central BOFH07 Feb 2014 | 67
BOFH: It's DANGEROUS to go alone. Take THIS Episode 13 It's FRY-DAY at Mission Central BOFH29 Nov 2013 | 40
BOFH: Resistance is futile - we're missing BEER O'CLOCK Episode 12 Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that one... BOFH22 Nov 2013 | 50