BOFH: You can take our lives, but you'll never take OUR MACROS
Episode 6 Never mind the blood, Mr Beancounter: MAGIC BEANS!
BOFH27 Jun 2014 | 105
BOFH
BOFH: On the contrary, we LOVE rebranding here at the IT dept
Episode 5 Which of our branding irons impresses you most?
BOFH13 Jun 2014 | 98
BOFH: Oh DO tell us what you think. *CLICK*
Episode 4 $%%& Oh dear, we've been cut *CLICK* Well hello *CLICK* You're breaking up...
BOFH17 Apr 2014 | 55
BOFH: On the PFY's Scottish estate, no one can hear you scream...
Episode 3 If a tree falls in a forest, and Simon's behind you with an axe...
BOFH21 Mar 2014 | 58
BOFH: He... made... you... HE made YOU a DOMAIN ADMIN?
Episode 2 Simon, are you breathing? Simon!
BOFH21 Feb 2014 | 66
BOFH: Attractive person is attractive. Um, why are your eyes bulging?
Episode 1 Couple's therapy at Mission Central
BOFH07 Feb 2014 | 67
BOFH: It's DANGEROUS to go alone. Take THIS
Episode 13 It's FRY-DAY at Mission Central
BOFH29 Nov 2013 | 40
BOFH: Resistance is futile - we're missing BEER O'CLOCK
Episode 12 Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that one...
BOFH22 Nov 2013 | 50
BOFH: One flew over the PFY's nest
Episode 11 Nurse, nurse – he's out of bed again
BOFH15 Nov 2013 | 47
BOFH: GOATSE? No, I said goat fetis... you know what, forget it
Episode 10 The Boss of the Moment visits Mission Control
BOFH08 Nov 2013 | 39
BOFH: Is WHAT 'running slow'!? GOD
Episode 9 'The internet' does NOT live in your BROWSER <Red mist descending>
BOFH01 Nov 2013 | 68
BOFH: Welcome to Helldesk, ma'am, may I take your bags?
Episode 8 The soul-dead CV sort-through
BOFH04 Oct 2013 | 52
Nasty BOFHses. It burns us! It burns...
Episode 7 What's that, Boss? Speak up, would you?
BOFH23 Aug 2013 | 60
BOFH: Backup server's failed? We have a backup backup server
Episode 6 But what if the backup backup backup backup backup server fails, Boss?
BOFH16 Aug 2013 | 28
BOFH: Don't be afraid - we won't hurt your delicate, flimsy inkjet printer
Episode 5 'Member when engineers studied ENGINEERING?
BOFH26 Jul 2013 | 154
BOFH: Go on, beancounter, type DROP TABLE asset;
Episode 4 He went Colonel Kurtz on me, boss
BOFH31 May 2013 | 53
The BOFH is BACK: And it's cloudy with a 90% chance of beatings
Episode 3 So you deleted my advice? By accident? THREE times?
BOFH24 May 2013 | 73
BOFH: My HELPDESK HELL - lies, phones lines and statistics
Episode 2 Support call numbers are PLOTTING against me
BOFH15 Mar 2013 | 36
BOFH: Climb the corp ladder - and use your boss as a bullet shield
Episode 1 Top tips on getting ahead, BOFH-style
BOFH22 Feb 2013 | 53
BOFH: Cannot terminate PFY instance... ACCESS DENIED
Episode 14 I trust two people in this world. One is me and the other ain't you
BOFH30 Nov 2012 | 32
BOFH: The Great Patch Mismatch
Episode 13 Halon, the noblest of gases
BOFH23 Nov 2012 | 65
BOFH: Hasta la Vista... luser
Episode 12 Installing Vista SP2 is like dousing a burning turd
OSes16 Nov 2012 | 70
BOFH: Can't you just ... NO, I JUST CAN'T
Episode 11 Taking exception to exceptional exceptions
BOFH09 Nov 2012 | 81
BOFH: Tenacious B and the Printer of Destiny
Episode 10 It's not a f*&%ing driver problem, mmm'kay?
BOFH02 Nov 2012 | 58
BOFH: Uninterruptible patsy supply
Episode 9 'We are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast'
BOFH18 Oct 2012 | 77
BOFH: Our Excel-lent new boss and the diagram plan
Episode 8 I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you...
BOFH10 Aug 2012 | 56
BOFH: Shove your project managementry up your mailbox!
Episode 7 An anecdotely informationing for anyone sick of IT's jargoneering
BOFH27 Jul 2012 | 96
BOFH: The back-up backdown smackdown
Episode 6 And that's what happens when you don't listen to your friendly BOFH
BOFH06 Jul 2012 | 40
PFY vs Bearded 80s Netscape Bore: BOFH
Episode 5 I've written a plugin BLAH BLAH BLAH
BOFH15 Jun 2012 | 40
BOFH: Siri, why do users lie?
Episode 4 You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.
BOFH11 May 2012 | 39
BOFH: Dawn raid on Fort BOFH
Episode 3 Good morning, Mr Simmons. Ready for our little game?
BOFH23 Mar 2012 | 128
BOFH: Moon landings, Pong and the case of the smoking server
Episode 2 Embrace, extend, exterminate ...
BOFH17 Feb 2012 | 24
BOFH: The Cloud Committee Calamity
Episode 1 'You'd need 8 people, all with photos of their targets. And their routes home...'
BOFH10 Feb 2012 | 52
BOFH: The Explosive Christmas Evacuation
Episode 20 HR roasting on an open fire...
BOFH23 Dec 2011 | 28
BOFH: The day the office budget bombed – literally
Episode 19 Explosive network kit Trojan
BOFH18 Nov 2011 | 44
BOFH: Licence to grill ... stupid users
Episode 18 The phone rings. Ah, live bait!
BOFH11 Nov 2011 | 52
BOFH: We don't need no stinkin' upgrade
Episode 17 Bloated, slow and leaky - what version numbers really mean
BOFH04 Nov 2011 | 71
BOFH: Hordes unleashed... by a RAM upgrade
Episode 16 Fault #45113: Company Corrie email list is down
BOFH21 Oct 2011 | 18
BOFH: Where's my free fondleslab?
Episode 15 No one ever died from buying a ... >KZERRT!<
BOFH14 Oct 2011 | 56
BOFH: No, the Fabinocci sequence
Episode 14 Joo Janta Peril Sensitive Windows™
BOFH23 Sep 2011 | 27
BOFH: I'll get my bonus even if it kills, well, someone
Episode 13 Goals, reviews ... unexpected tragedies
BOFH16 Sep 2011 | 33
BOFH: Beer, shinies, death by fire, rats IN THAT ORDER
Episode 12 Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself ...
BOFH19 Aug 2011 | 45
BOFH: Axe handles - occasionally quite slippery
Episode 11 Just a sleeper bot programmed to murder us all
BOFH22 Jul 2011 | 32
BOFH vs PFY: There can be only one (on the exes chit)
Episode 10 'Do you get the headaches? I get such bad headaches'
BOFH15 Jul 2011 | 27
BOFH: Drunken Time Lord
Episode 9 Glass lift, laxatives, untraceable banknotes ... oh my
BOFH01 Jul 2011 | 32
BOFH: CSI Haxploitation Cube Farm Apocalypse
Episode 8 The new nanovector viruses hide in the parity handshaking
BOFH17 Jun 2011 | 89
BOFH: Ready for the Judgment Day
Episode 7 You're wrong, proton breath. I'll be done with you in time to watch Oprah!
BOFH03 Jun 2011 | 45
BOFH: Attack of the Global Corporate Overlords
Episode 6 Chaos at Mission Central
BOFH20 May 2011 | 69
BOFH: Every silver lining has a cloud
Episode 5 Tout, tout, through and about, your callow life in dismay...
BOFH13 May 2011 | 49
BOFH: People get annoyed when you try to debug them
Episode 4 Conceal your special gift and do not harness it until the time of the Gathering
BOFH22 Apr 2011 | 29
BOFH: In distributed denial
Episode 3 That's not where you're supposed to spread the peanut butter
BOFH18 Mar 2011 | 40
BOFH: This buck's for you
Episode 2 Psst, pass it on
BOFH04 Mar 2011 | 31
BOFH: There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'u' in suck
Episode 1 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die ...
BOFH04 Feb 2011 | 40
BOFH: Who's been naughty and who's been nice?
Episode 19 Bastard and PFY's bulging sack of treats
BOFH17 Dec 2010 | 71
BOFH: Pain fear games
Episode 18 It's an austere year ahead - let's get festive
BOFH26 Nov 2010 | 51
BOFH: Look out!
Episode 17 In BOFH office, squeaky wheel greases you
BOFH19 Nov 2010 | 25
BOFH: BOFH vs Bot: Ultimate Smackdown
Episode 16 Sacrifice is nice
BOFH12 Nov 2010 | 35
BOFH: You just can't go around killing people
Episode 15 What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't
BOFH05 Nov 2010 | 29
BOFH: Join the club
Episode 14 I like big bots and I cannot lie
BOFH29 Oct 2010 | 39
BOFH: Pepper-packing bot plot
Episode 13 Spray you, spray me
BOFH15 Oct 2010 | 53
Biting the hand that feeds IT
