SpaceX Starship struts its stack to show it has the right stuff
Combined with its Super Heavy booster, Starship stood briefly as the tallest rocket yet
07 Aug 2021 | 89
Bootnotes
Your Computer Is On Fire, but it will take much more than this book to put it out
Book review Detailed diagnosis of tech industry delusion falls short of prescribing a cure
06 Aug 2021 | 17
Q: Post-lockdown, where would I like to go? A: As far away from my own head as possible
Something for the Weekend, Sir? About 238,855 miles would do the trick
06 Aug 2021 | 71
84-year-old fined €250,000 for keeping Nazi war machines – including tank – in basement
Spared prison but must give Panther and AA gun to collector or museum
04 Aug 2021 | 306
On this most auspicious of days, we ask: How many sysadmins does it take to change a lightbulb?
Protip: Don't treat the IT department like this if you value your life
30 Jul 2021 | 63
You MUST present your official ID (but only the one that's really easy to fake)
Something for the Weekend, Sir? I can show you my Three Widths swimming certificate if it helps
30 Jul 2021 | 104
Bill for HMS Vanity Gin Palace swells by £50m in two months
That's 0.25 DUPs!
29 Jul 2021 | 32
D'oh! Misplaced chair shuts down nuclear plant in Taiwan
Surprisingly a real-life scenario and not a plotline from The Simpsons
28 Jul 2021 | 64
Steam-powered computers: Retro cool or old and busted?
Bork!Bork!Bork! The silicon is weak, but the iron is strong
27 Jul 2021 | 29
The cockroach of Windows, XP, lives on in London's Victoria Coach Station
BORK!BORK!BORK! The three horsemen of the borkpocalypse: CMOS error, XP and... death
26 Jul 2021 | 18
Punchy Italian kartist gets 15-year ban for trackside rampage... and other stories
An unexpectedly vehicular collection of chaos and confusion for your consideration
23 Jul 2021 | 23
Anyone fancy a Snowmobile full of Bags O'Crap? It'll be on the list somewhere
Reg reader reveals colossal 821-item collection of Amazon trademarks tucked away on its site
23 Jul 2021 | 27
Be careful what you inline: Defunct video-hosting domain used to inject smut flicks into news articles, more
Updated From vid.me to f&*% me?!
22 Jul 2021 | 23
Facebook gardening group triumphs over slapdash Zuck censorbots
Giant news org megaphone persuades dim algos they're talking about the other sort of hoes
22 Jul 2021 | 38
Hijacked, rampaging infrastructure will kill humans by 2025 – Gartner
Rise of The Machines Ransomware efforts will inevitably lead to threats to life as attacks on OT go OTT
21 Jul 2021 | 27
Lawn care SWAT team subdues trigger-happy Texan... and other stories
Roundup A crunchy compendium of strangeness from around the globe
20 Jul 2021 | 84
Gung-ho tank gamer spills classified docs in effort to win online argument
MoD, game developer take extremely dim view of excessive rivet-counter point-scoring
19 Jul 2021 | 47
Paid antivirus? On ads? Think of all the beer you could buy without that subscription
Bork!Bork!Bork! These are a few of our favourite things
19 Jul 2021 | 13
Trouts on a plane: Utah drops fish into lakes from aircraft and circa 95% survive
Meanwhile, Minnesota city authorities evict dozens of monster goldfish from murky local lake
14 Jul 2021 | 63
Who needs 'Bliss' in Teams when you can have the real thing on a Bristol bus?
Bork!Bork!Bork! If it ever escapes the boot loop, that is
13 Jul 2021 | 15
South Korean uni installs lavatory that pays out when you spend a penny
Eco-friendly convenience repays deposits using world's first craptocurrency
12 Jul 2021 | 22
That time a startup tried to hire me just to push clients' products in job interviews
Veteran technologist Terence Eden recalls upstart's solicitation for shills
10 Jul 2021 | 55
Revealed: Perfect timings for creation of exemplary full English breakfast
Warning: Article may contain controversial cooking techniques and songs by The Fall
09 Jul 2021 | 177
2021: A Bork Odyssey. Is it remake of Disney's The Black Hole or explorer.exe being shown the door?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to Cineworld in the leafy UK town of Harlow Essex
09 Jul 2021 | 17
Massive 3D catzilla gets crowds purring in busy Shinjuku district of Tokyo
We'd hate to see the litter tray
08 Jul 2021 | 26
Not a baaa-d idea: Embracing the eunuch lifestyle slows ageing – for sheep anyway
Too big a price to pay for decelerating your epigenetic clock?
08 Jul 2021 | 34
Hoe yes he did: IT pro record-botherer balances garden tool on his head for 2.5 hours
Adds to soap-stacking, egg-catching, chess-setting, and many more titles
07 Jul 2021 | 28
The black screen of BIOS borkage haunts Space Shuttle Discovery's new home
Bork!Bork!Bork! They can put a man on the Moon, but can't change the battery in this Dell?
07 Jul 2021 | 23
Radioactive hybrid terror pigs break out of nuclear hellscape home and into people's hearts
Irradiated boars rampage across the internet, leaving jokes, memes, fan art in their wake
06 Jul 2021 | 40
Black screens in Windows 11? Bork has seen it all before
Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to Madeira, autonomous region of Borkugal
05 Jul 2021 | 40
A real go-GETTR: Former Trump aide tries to batter Twitter by ripping off its UI
Critic points out that restrictive T&Cs just make it 'Twitter without the porn'
02 Jul 2021 | 50
Devilish plans for your next app update ensure they never happen – unless you start praying
Something for the Weekend, Sir? These things really get my goat
02 Jul 2021 | 81
Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima's exclusion zone
Human resettlement after 2011's nuclear disaster facing opposition from indestructible, betusked interlopers
01 Jul 2021 | 201
Record-breaking Kuwaiti heatwave triggers inadvisable TikTok expletive outburst
Desert storm of entirely the wrong kind lands unfortunate Egyptian national in very hot water
30 Jun 2021 | 24
Study finds crayfish treated with antidepressants become more outgoing, adventurous
Clawed critters less depressed as human drugs pollute their freshwater homes
29 Jun 2021 | 14
London Greenwich station: A reminder of former glories. Like Windows XP
Bork!Bork!Bork! Borkage haunts one of the oldest station buildings in the world
28 Jun 2021 | 43
