UK college courses show decade-long surging interest in computer science – just as new intake was locked down
Well, what's an English degree gonna do when we're all strapped to PCs?
08 Feb 2021 | 25
Bootnotes
DBA heroes don't always wear capes. Sometimes they just have a bunch of forgotten permissions
Who, Me? Just because you could, doesn't mean you should
08 Feb 2021 | 38
Borkem ipsum: Supermarket gifts Thailand a tech fail that will echo down the millennia – and probably choke a turtle
Bork!Bork!Bork! Today's bork is brought to you by the keys ctrl, c and v
05 Feb 2021 | 32
My bad! So you're saying that redacting an on-screen PDF with Tipp-Ex won't work?
Something for the Weekend, Sir? I tried calling all 27 countries for some help with Acrobat but their mums said they were out
05 Feb 2021 | 72
Subnautica and Below Zero: Nurture your inner MacGyver and Kevin Costner on an ocean-planet holiday
The RPG Yes, survival games can tell great stories too
29 Jan 2021 | 9
Completed Netflix? Indulge your inner nerd with a virtual talk from a computer museum
Shuttered celebrations of computing heritage need your support
29 Jan 2021 | 19
Very little helps: Tesco serves up 3-for-1 borkage special to self-scanning Tesco shoppers
Bork!Bork!Bork! Windows puts on a surprise show at UK retailer
29 Jan 2021 | 36
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur: Expect an ad, get a bork
Bork!Bork!Bork! Bork bork acka-lacka bork bork
28 Jan 2021 | 21
We regret to inform you the professor teaching your online course is already dead
Updated Canadian educator apparently was an excellent teacher
27 Jan 2021 | 75
One careful driver: Make room in the garage... Bloodhound jet-powered car is up for sale
Price negotiable, but if you've got £8m to spare then the land speed record is up for grabs
26 Jan 2021 | 68
Freezing in Newcastle? You're not alone: For one lonesome creature, the world stopped on 31 Dec 2020
Bork!Bork!Bork! The Natwest ATM of woe says no, bleats a plaintive: Børk!
25 Jan 2021 | 15
Reg reader's XXXbox oddity: The BBC4 topless thumbnail trauma whodunnit
NSFW-ish 'Not us, guv' from all involved – except TiVo, which fixed it while blaming nameless third party
22 Jan 2021 | 29
Negative Trustpilot review of law firm Summerfield Browne cost aggrieved Briton £28k
The most expensive 119 words he's ever going to write
21 Jan 2021 | 102
Looking for something on which to spend all that bonus Bitcoin? How about The Hoff's very own KITT?
Back when AI meant William Daniels behind the dashboard
19 Jan 2021 | 35
This chip lark is child's play: Intel gives us the lowdown on Lakefield in language of Lego
But maybe Foveros finest should have been a Duplo kit... *cough* 7nm
15 Jan 2021 | 12
Attack of the cryptidiots: One wants Bitcoin-flush hard drive he threw out in 2013 back, the other lost USB stick password
A combined total of $575m deleted... and counting
14 Jan 2021 | 89
The CIA's 'entire' collection of UFO records has been made available for you to sigh at
Is that The X-Files theme we hear?
13 Jan 2021 | 80
What’s that in CES heaven, is it a star? Or is it that damned elusive flying car?
CES For 20 years now, El Reg has been looking for proof – is this finally it?
13 Jan 2021 | 49
Waterloo! Windows defeated, your sign is screwed. Waterloo! Promise to bork you forevermore
Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft's finest suffers decisive defeat
12 Jan 2021 | 25
Fearing she had stumbled across a body, dogwalker reports pota-toe to police
At last, King Edward's remains found
11 Jan 2021 | 38
Two wrongs don't make a right: They make a successful project sign-off
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Don't worry your pretty little head about it or I'll shoot it off
08 Jan 2021 | 135
Canadian Windows demands a jolly good bit of validating
Bork!Bork!Bork! Somewhere there is always an IT pro who warned this might happen
06 Jan 2021 | 16
Lay down your souls to the gods of rock 'n' roll: Conspiracy theorists' 5G 'vaccine' chip schematic is actually for a guitar pedal
One owned by every 13-year-old with dreams of slinging an axe
05 Jan 2021 | 137
Beware the ghost of operating systems past: In which our hero is visited by an old friend
12BoC A reminder that XP was both frugal and prone to falling over
05 Jan 2021 | 16
Suckers for punishment, we added a crawler transporter to our Saturn V
Doing lockdown with bags and bags of Chinese plastic bricks
05 Jan 2021 | 42
Pick an end, any end: Lost that critical Christmas cable? We know how you feel
12BoC 'You are fettered,' said Scrooge, trembling. 'Tell me why?'
02 Jan 2021 | 7
Sun, sea and sad signage: And lo, they saw a shining light in the sky... oh, it's a BIOS error
12BoC Santas sled of bork comes to Lanzarote
01 Jan 2021 | 11
All I want for Christmas is cash: Welsh ATMs are unbeatable. Or unbootable. Something like that
12BOC Carpark sorrow as Windows failed to cough booty
31 Dec 2020 | 33
No amount of Glasgow handshaking will revive this borked kiosk
12BoC To pay for parking you must first sign in to Windows 10
29 Dec 2020 | 41
Roma, we've had un problema: When every flight's final destination is a date with Windows Boot Manager
12BoC 'People got angry. Employees disappeared. Children started to cry'
26 Dec 2020 | 26
Cyberpunk 2077: There's a great game within screaming to get out, but sadly it was released 57 years too early
The RPG Over-promised, under-delivered, and plays like an alpha – try again later
25 Dec 2020 | 77
What's that lurking behind the borked face of finance? Windows, of course
Bork!Bork!Bork! Rule number one of sausage club: never ask what goes into the sausage
22 Dec 2020 | 21
Atlantic City auctions off chance to hit Big Red Button and make grotesque Trump Plaza casino go boom
Can we do Trump Tower next?
18 Dec 2020 | 64
Larry Ellison says he's not following Oracle to Texas, prefers his private Hawaii pad
It's great being king
15 Dec 2020 | 31
Tim Cook 'killed' TV project about the one website Apple hates more than The Register
Only joking – we're surely still below Gawker in his estimations
14 Dec 2020 | 76
You've got to be shipping me: KatherineRyan.co.uk suggests the comedian has diversified into freight forwarding
We know 2020 has been hard on the standup circuit, but really?
11 Dec 2020 | 36
