Half-metre pizza or an upgrade from Windows 7? We know what we'd choose
Bork!Bork!Bork! Cheese, pepperoni, and a generous topping of bork
27 Apr 2021 | 11
Bootnotes
Dam it: Beaver ate our internet, says tiny Canadian town of Tumbler Ridge
Then made a house out of it
26 Apr 2021 | 46
Technoking of comedy? Elon Musk to host Saturday Night Live
Yes that was a Betteridge headline (badoom, tish)
26 Apr 2021 | 35
Does the boss want those 2 hours of your free time back? A study says fighting through crowds to office each day hurts productivity
Never want to return to daily 9-5 regime? Use psychology to baffle higher-ups
26 Apr 2021 | 96
British IT teacher gets three-year ban after boozing with students at strip club during school trip to Costa Rica
Watchdog deemed Richard Glenn's conduct 'unacceptable'
23 Apr 2021 | 59
We've finally hit Peak Bork: Microsoft man reveals home-grown welcome back BSOD at Redmond HQ
Updated Bork!Bork!Bork! A treat for returning workers as meeting cancelled due to roomful of bork
23 Apr 2021 | 26
George Clooney of IT: Dribbling disaster and damp disk warnings scare the life out of innocent user
On Call Practical jokes: just don't
23 Apr 2021 | 130
Sure, your app is crap, but Windows won't tell. Promise
Bork!Bork!Bork! One billboard outside Blairsville, Georgia
22 Apr 2021 | 19
From book shop to tat bazaar to cloud behemoth to grocer, what's Amazon up to now? Augmented-reality hairstyles
Curl up and dye, anyone?
21 Apr 2021 | 9
God bless this mess: Study says UK's Christian beliefs had 'important' role in Brexit
Church of England first left the European bloc in the 16th century
20 Apr 2021 | 284
Brit Salesforce exec Gavin Patterson becomes transfer target for controversial European Super League
Ex-BT boss is familiar with the football lifestyle – being paid millions for doing very little
19 Apr 2021 | 19
Home office setup with built-in boiling water tap for tea and coffee without getting up is a monument to deskcess
If only it had a built-in loo and pillow, then we could work 24/7
16 Apr 2021 | 112
How not to apply for a new job: Apply for it on a job site
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Watch as I channel my digital Yosser Hughes, violence included
16 Apr 2021 | 99
Pigeon fanciers in a flap over Brexit quarantine flock-up, seek exemption from EU laws
It won't fly. 'We are collateral damage'
15 Apr 2021 | 179
Listen, son... Monster trucks just aren't cool anymore. Real winners drive Tesla Roadsters
Matchbox goes green with sustainably produced toys based on electric cars
15 Apr 2021 | 38
UK's National Rail backs down from greyscale website tribute to Prince Phil after visually impaired users complain
Protip: Ad/tracker blockers. Use them (though not on The Reg)
12 Apr 2021 | 63
Is that... is that a piece of Unikitty? Remembering Skylab via the medium of Lego
Now to recreate re-entry with a short drop onto a hard floor
06 Apr 2021 | 13
I've got the power! Or have I? Uninterruptible Phone-disposal Stuffup
Bork!Bork!Bork! Remembering airports of the past and borked kiosks of today
01 Apr 2021 | 34
Mullet over: Aussie boys' school tells kids 'business in the front, party in the back' hairstyle is 'not acceptable'
A fine Australian tradition stomped on
31 Mar 2021 | 110
Cryptic US Strategic Command tweet reveals dangers of working from home with kids in the way
Was it a coded message? The password for accessing nukes? Nope
31 Mar 2021 | 43
Rogue elements: Hades and Loop Hero manage to draw on the same legacy while having very little in common
The RPG Let's go round again, maybe we'll turn back the hands of time
27 Mar 2021 | 13
Diary of a report writer and his big break into bad business
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Ow. Thank you sir may I have another
26 Mar 2021 | 128
NASA's Perseverance rover in brick form: China set vs unofficial Lego fan design
The Register goes a-building once more – no glue required this time
26 Mar 2021 | 34
Ticker tape and a binary message: Bank of England's new Alan Turing £50 must be the nerdiest banknote ever
Tribute to wartime computer boffin hits circulation on 23 June
25 Mar 2021 | 89
Global tat supply line clogged as Suez Canal authorities come to aid of wedged 18-brontosaurus container ship
Updated At last, The Reg online standards converter's time has come
24 Mar 2021 | 71
Prince Harry, the Count of Montecito, turns Silicon Valley startup exec with first job based in 21st Century
New post accepted as Chief Impact (on Press Coverage) Officer for BetterUp
23 Mar 2021 | 58
Sure, Dave might seem like he's avidly listening to this morning's meeting, but he's actually doing a yoga routine
Meanwhile, Emma is playing video games, and Daniel... well, Daniel is drunk already
23 Mar 2021 | 39
Something fishy is going on in Taiwan as folk change name to include 'salmon' for free sushi
Youngsters rise to the bait after restaurant chain's promotion
18 Mar 2021 | 36
Security pro's time-travelling Twitter bot suspended after posting download link for Adobe Acrobat for MS-DOS
'This is of historical interest. Adobe isn’t really worried about this, it is automation'
16 Mar 2021 | 33
Burgers, birds, and Blue Screens of Death: Remember the joys of commuting?
Bork!Bork!Bork! Bork terminates at London Victoria
16 Mar 2021 | 14
Gummy bears as a unit of measure? The Reg Standards Soviet will not stand for this sort of silliness
Reg Standards Bureau Less than a fifth of a linguine, for goodness' sake – come on now
12 Mar 2021 | 69
Jailed Samsung boss accused of abusing Propofol aka ‘the milk of amnesia’ or 'the drug that killed Michael Jackson'
Cops probe vice chairman
12 Mar 2021 | 17
It's wild the lengths Facebook engineers will go to find new ways to show you inane ads about tat: This time, AR...
... and a lot of wrist action
11 Mar 2021 | 30
Delayed, overbudget and broken. Of course Microsoft's finest would be found in NASA's Orion
BORK!BORK!BORK! In Space No One Can Hear You Scream (as Windows crashes again)
08 Mar 2021 | 44
What happens when cancel culture meets Adolf Hitler pareidolia? Amazon decides it needs a new app icon
Logowatch Dodgy doppelganger not the first, won’t be the last
04 Mar 2021 | 153
Telecoms shack in the middle of Scotland put up for auction at £7,500
No broadband or bedroom though, so you'll have to sign up for sats or build your own
03 Mar 2021 | 68
