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Stob's vital message to Britain's IT nation: And no, it's not about that
It's actually another Huawei down the 5G antennas
01 Apr 09:00 | 28
Columnists
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Verity Stob is 'Disgusted of HG Wells': Time, gentlemen, please
Drinking the Kool-Aid outside the box
28 Jan 10:45 | 59
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In Rust We Trust: Stob gets behind the latest language craze
My, what beautiful curly braces you have
27 Nov 09:04 | 114
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The Pi who loved me: Licensed to SSL
Wherein Verity is troubled by a curious spam
16 Jul 08:05 | 29
Stob
Programmers' Question Time: Tiptoe through the tuples
Addressing the pro-horticulture/anti-nerdiculture bias
23 May 09:15 | 38
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Everyday doings of a metropolitan techie: Stob's software diary
Chronicles of Delphi scribe podcasts, er, scribbles her musings
23 Jan 09:14 | 52
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That Old Time 2018 IT songbook: Verity, Verity - give us your lyrics, do! We're half crazy, all for the love of you
It's sing-along-a-Stob time
14 Nov 10:18 | 20
Stob
30-up: You know what? Those really weren't the days
Happy anniversary, readers, from the original Git it girl
20 Sep 09:24 | 143
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The harbingers of Doomwatch: Quist is quite the quasi-Quatermass
Bug behaviour in the wild
21 May 08:51 | 36
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There are 10 types of people in the world, but there is only one Melvyn
Verity puts a Bragg in your shell-like
28 Mar 08:05 | 42
Devops
2001: A Stob Odyssey
Open the chuffing pod bay doors yourself, Dave
28 Nov 10:57 | 22
Stob
Programming in the Middle Ages: Docker makes a lovely pair of trousers
Lest we forget
19 Sep 09:14 | 56
Stob
Miss Misery on hacking Mr Robot and the Missing Sense of Fun
He's both the sharpest tool AND two spanners short
28 Mar 09:00 | 88
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Seven pet h8s: Verity is sorely vexed
Where's pocket Bjarne Stroustrup when you need him?
20 Jan 10:03 | 57
STOB
Brexit at the next junction: Verity's guide to key post-vote skills
Breaking up is hard to do
26 Sep 08:59 | 75
Stob
Washed out summer? Fear ye not: DVDs for DevOps droogs
Virtual box sets for REAL IT pros
26 Jul 08:27 | 23
Stob
The Sons of Kahn and the Witch of Wookey
Verily, they did make support for the Internet of Things
20 May 08:40 | 48
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Alice, Bob and Verity, too. Yeah, everybody's got a story, pal
Bus bore claims saucy crypto bragging rights
07 Mar 13:04 | 45
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Learn you Func Prog on five minute quick!
I remember the Monoids; they came before the Cybermen
13 Jan 12:34 | 138
Stob
A Bombe Called Christopher, or A Very Poor Imitation
Verity publishes the real script of Turing biopic The Imitation Game
26 Jan 13:08 | 59
Popular
The RPG
Valheim: How the heck has more 'indie shovelware with PS2 graphics' sold 4 million copies in a matter of weeks?
Now, this might shock you, but it's something we like to call 'fun' (if you have friends)
OSes
Apple's latest macOS Big Sur update stops cheapo USB-C hubs bricking your machine
Still, it's probably best to stick with eye-wateringly expensive official peripherals
Bootnotes
Choose your fighter! March Mammal Madness pits poor, innocent critters against each other in mortal combat
Not literally and all in the name of education
Personal Tech
Apple, forced to rate product repair potential in France, gives itself modest marks
Never mind the glue and soldered RAM
Science
Bezos denied: New Glenn launch pushed into 2022 after Space Force says no
Also: Old age a bigger risk for Branson's passengers as Virgin Galactic slips again
Legal
HPE urges judge to pick through Deloitte-bashing report it claims demolishes Autonomy founder's defence
Plus: Full ruling in $5bn High Court case expected by end of Q1
SaaS
Rude awakening for SaaS giants Salesforce, Workday as both find 20% growth isn't good enough for market
Yeah, you did great, but you should have done better
On-Prem
Bloody Dell! The humble notebook made the difference between a crappy fiscal 2021 and a good one
Yes, we will never mention the death of the PC again, at least until next time
Science
ESA mulls sending waves of robot explorers into dark depths of lunar lava tubes
Lidar-equipped spherical probes or solar panel-powered cranes, perhaps?
Software
EDB tries to crowbar graph, JSON, and time-series data models into PostgreSQL – but can they pull it off?
Specialist databases will still be necessary, analyst says
STORIES
Stob
V. R. R. Stob's magnificent saga A Game Of Dog-and-Bones
GUARANTEED no elves and hardly any violence. Or incest
18 Dec 09:00 | 26
Stob
Today's bugs have BRANDS? Be still my bleeding heart [logo]
Code-slinger Verity reviews the rash of groovy-named open-source security vulns
01 May 07:02 | 108
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Eight EXCELLENT languages for the fondleslab-friendly Intranet of Thingies
Shifting software paradigms and so forth
20 Jan 10:01 | 54
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Three Men in a Tardis
Verity has discovered a pre-Doctor Doctor Who episode
12 Nov 13:23 | 35
Stob
Down with Unicode! Why 16 bits per character is a right pain in the ASCII
We were sold a lie. It's time to go back to 8-bit
04 Oct 09:03 | 198
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Verity's summer songs for programmers: Sing your pals to sleep()
When Irish IDEs are smiling, and so on
22 Jul 09:43 | 8
Stob
Bjarne Again: Hallelujah for C++
Plus: Now officially OK to admit you never used STL algorithms
17 Jun 12:05 | 102
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In space, no one can hear your laptop Blue Screen
Way above the Cloud, there's a bring-your-own-disaster brewing on the ISS
07 May 06:03 | 14
Stob
Six things a text editor must do - or it's a one-way trip to the trash
Does your source code editor pass the Verity test?
11 Mar 09:02 | 229
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Who ate all the Pis?
Verity Xmas wish comes true
29 Jan 11:44 | 84
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8086 and All That. Revisited
Back when England was Top Nation in computing: reassembled from ancient parchments
22 Dec 11:01 | 27
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The Sons of Kahn and the assembly language of the internet
C# hath become a lonely path. And the Beast hath shut its gates against us
11 Dec 10:00 | 49
Columnists
Google defames Reg columnist Verity Stob
Auto-trawled headshot too AWFUL to contemplate
06 Dec 15:31 | 35
Stob Special
Stob on Quatermass: Was this British TV's finest sci-fi hour?
Let's shake the dead fly out of the DVD
08 Nov 11:00 | 59
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Five go wild with the Administration Tools Pack
Nobody owns the Linuxes, Julian
23 Oct 10:00 | 17
Stob
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love IPv6
You make my heart go Ping
21 Aug 10:01 | 79
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Welcome, friend, to Metroland
You Betjeman
09 Jul 08:33 | 30
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Stuck in a dull conference? You need Verity's survival guide
Getting your own back on technical seminar speakers
14 May 09:19 | 39
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Hold on, Booker prize judges - Stob's penned a steampunk hit
Everyone has a novel in them. Sadly this includes Reg columnist Verity
17 Apr 07:33 | 40
