Parachutists told to check software after jumper dangled from a plane VIDEO ‘Chute opened early and snagged on a stabilizer Offbeat11 Dec 2025 | 84
NASA loses contact with MAVEN Mars orbiter Didn’t phone home as expected on December 6th and nobody knows why Science11 Dec 2025 | 34
Electric cars no more likely to flatten you than the noisy ones, study finds Recent collision data points to comparable injury rates across modern vehicle types Personal Tech10 Dec 2025 | 138
Rocket Lab ready to send a Hungry Hippo into space Signoff for re-usable faring should help Neutron launcher get off the ground Science10 Dec 2025 | 25
Australia bans teens from social media, but nobody thinks it'll really work Still, the ban has reset expectations and may reduce harm, and that’s kind of enough Legal09 Dec 2025 | 80
Google's AI training tactics land it in another EU antitrust fight Brussels probes whether unpaid web and YouTube content – and rivals' lock-outs – amount to abuse of dominance AI + ML09 Dec 2025 | 6
Feds bust nefarious plot to ship Nvidia H200s to China and hurt US As Trump gives green light to ship Nvidia H200s to China and boost US Systems09 Dec 2025 | 5
NASA nominee Isaacman moves to full Senate vote amid budget carnage Billionaire's bid progresses while agency braces for sweeping reductions and program uncertainty Science09 Dec 2025 | 9
Affection for Excel spans generations, from Boomers to Zoomers Younger finance pros are just as loyal to Microsoft's venerable spreadsheet app as their elders Offbeat09 Dec 2025 | 83
Care leavers mired in red tape trying to get their own records UK data watchdog demands public sector improves subject access request processing Legal09 Dec 2025 | 2
UK finally vows to look at 35-year-old Computer Misuse Act As Portugal gives researchers a pass under cybersecurity law Security09 Dec 2025 | 55
ICE-tracking app developer sues Trump admin after Apple spikes the software Suit argues forcing Apple to remove app, and threatening dev with legal action is a First Amendment violation Legal08 Dec 2025 | 62
X shuts down European Commission ad account after €120M fine announcement Brussels accused of using Ad Composer quirk to post link disguised as a video Personal Tech08 Dec 2025 | 90
China’s first reusable rocket explodes, but its onboard Ethernet network flew Asia In Brief PLUS: South Korea to strengthen security standards; Canon closes Chinese printer plant; APAC datacenter capacity to triple by 2029; And more Networks08 Dec 2025 | 19
And the winner of the Microsoft Christmas sweater is... Peak Microsoft is whatever you want it to be. Or not Offbeat06 Dec 2025 | 22
Judge hints Vizio TV buyers may have rights to source code licensed under GPL Tentative ruling signals a potential win for SFC’s copyleft enforcement push Legal05 Dec 2025 | 56
EU metes out first-ever Digital Services Act fine, dings X for blue check deception TikTok, by contrast, satisfied DSA concerns over its ad repository transparency Legal05 Dec 2025 | 105
Irish Excel whiz sheets all over the competition in Vegas showdown Diarmuid Early takes world title after outpacing 11 rivals Applications05 Dec 2025 | 35
We'll beat China to the Moon, NASA nominee declares Isaacman: 'We can never accept a gap in our capabilities again' Science04 Dec 2025 | 85
Logitech chief says ill-conceived gadgets put the AI in FAIL Just ignore all the ways the peripherals biz uses AI itself Offbeat04 Dec 2025 | 5
Lawyer's 6-year-old son uses AI to build copyright infringement generator Rights holders had better buckle up for years of legal wrangling, IP lawyer tells The Reg Legal03 Dec 2025 | 108
China's reusable rocket makes it to orbit but fails to stick the landing An ‘anomaly’ meant a fireball arrived at the recovery zone instead of a spent first stage Science03 Dec 2025 | 10
Poop-peeping toilet attachment has a different definition of 'end-to-end' encryption Talk about enshittification Offbeat03 Dec 2025 | 32
Space telescopes are being photobombed by satellites, and the problem is slated to get much worse LEO communications satellites are proliferating like rabbits Science03 Dec 2025 | 19
ISS hits rare full house as all eight docking ports ocupado Updated Russian vehicles will depart soon, but Baikonur launchpad damage clouds future arrivals Science03 Dec 2025 | 3
Waymo chalks up another four-legged casualty on San Francisco streets Passenger recounts chaotic scene after robotaxi runs over small dog Offbeat02 Dec 2025 | 58
Apply here to win a Microsoft Ugly Sweater. It's uglier than ever Free Wear 2025 Xmas knitware nightmare could be yours if you make us smile: When was peak Microsoft? Offbeat02 Dec 2025 | 121
UK sinks to fifth in ESA funding league behind Spain Brit astro Tim Peake's much-vaunted mission to the ISS a distant memory Science02 Dec 2025 | 18
Landlord quirks leave thousands of flats stuck in the broadband slow lane Openreach pushes for legal overhaul as apartments fall through fiber rollout gaps Networks01 Dec 2025 | 96
Microsoft appears to move on from its most loyal ‘customers’ – Contoso and Fabrikam Outfit called 'Zava' selling 'intelligent athletic apparel' is now in the spotlight as Redmond's fake brand for the AI age Offbeat01 Dec 2025 | 61
Google and Apple ordered to stop fake government TXTs Asia in Brief PLUS: India wants to build big airliners; Half of South Koreans caught in data leak; Minimum wage for gig workers in Oz; And more! Public Sector01 Dec 2025 | 13
Baikonur's only crew-capable pad busted after Soyuz flight Roscosmos confirms 'damage' as images suggest repairs could stretch into 2027 Science28 Nov 2025 | 47
SK hynix wants you to bond with HBM, so it coated corn in banana chocolate Pushes semiconductor familiarity via chip-shaped edible squares Systems28 Nov 2025 | 16
OBR drags in cyber bigwig after Budget leak blunder Ex-NCSC chief Ciaran Martin asked to examine how forecast ended up online ahead of schedule Offbeat28 Nov 2025 | 37
BOFH: Forward-facing AI brand experience meets forward-facing combustion risk management Episode 22 All this nonsense and we haven't even had Third Breakfast yet BOFH28 Nov 2025 | 56
UK Digital Services Tax raises £800M from global tech giants Treasury haul beats early forecasts, yet captures only a fraction of the revenue generated in Britain Off-Prem28 Nov 2025 | 18
VMware isn’t budging in its pursuit of Siemens for alleged unpaid licenses Fresh court filings try to keep the case about copyright, and in US courts Virtualization28 Nov 2025 | 35
Soup king Campbell’s parts ways with IT VP after ‘3D-printed chicken’ remarks ‘Our soup’s not toxic but this chap’s behavior was’ is the gist of the defense Legal28 Nov 2025 | 107
Rosalind Franklin rover catches a break as NASA reaffirms commitment ExoMars project may actually get to the red planet one day Science27 Nov 2025 | 11
Canadian data order risks blowing a hole in EU sovereignty OVH stuck between a rock and a hard place as investigators demand access PaaS + IaaS27 Nov 2025 | 90
TSMC lawsuit claims former exec is probably leaking secrets to Intel Chipzilla can certainly use foundry smarts, but denies the allegation Legal27 Nov 2025 | 14
US Navy scuttles Constellation frigate program for being too slow for tomorrow's threats Service limits 20-ship line to two hulls after redesigns and delays torpedo schedule Offbeat26 Nov 2025 | 74
Crocs get the Xbox treatment with sole-crushing price of $80 Time to test just how far fandom and taste will stretch Offbeat26 Nov 2025 | 21
Campbell's CISO canned after lawsuit alleges hour-long rant against staff and customers Security chief placed on leave pending investigation Offbeat25 Nov 2025 | 66
NASA pares back Boeing's Starliner deal after 2024 calamity Capsule might only manage three crewed missions to the ISS Science25 Nov 2025 | 11
Lifeboat docks with Tiangong after cracked capsule triggers emergency rendezvous Uncrewed Shenzhou also delivered supplies and window fixing kit Science25 Nov 2025 | 17
Russian spy ship theories sink after Orkney blackout traced to wind farm fault Timing of Yantar's visit sparked gossip, but engineers point to a misbehaving protection system Offbeat25 Nov 2025 | 20
Amazon-backed X-energy sweet talks investors into another $700M for small modular reactor dream Start-up claims to have booked orders for 144 miniaturized reactors totaling 11GW across US and UK Science24 Nov 2025 | 10
Old-school rotary phone dials into online meetings, hangs up when you slam it down Stavros Korokithakis really wanted to slam the receiver on meetings, so he built his own device to do just that Offbeat24 Nov 2025 | 27
Moss spores bolted to the ISS exterior laugh in the face of hard vacuum Japanese team finds 80% of the tiny plant cells remained viable after 283 days in orbit Science24 Nov 2025 | 15
Dev's last-day-of-contract code helped to crash app used by 350,000 people Who, Me? Customer signed off and a remaining staffer triggered the mess Columnists24 Nov 2025 | 37
70-hour work weeks no longer enough for Infosys founder, who praises China’s 996 culture Asia In Brief PLUS: Manga publishers win Cloudflare copyright case; India, EU to link payment systems; Storm over Australia’s weather website; And more! Security24 Nov 2025 | 86
SpaceX loses debut V3 Super Heavy in ground test mishap Redesigned booster ruptures during early checks, delaying latest Starship iteration Science21 Nov 2025 | 69
Magician forgets password to his own hand after RFID chip implant Storing credentials safely and securely is the real trick Offbeat21 Nov 2025 | 69
Lawsuit seeks to probe Uncle Sam's role in ICE-tracking app takedowns EFF wants to know if citizens had their First Amendment rights violated Applications21 Nov 2025 | 42
AI nudification site fined £55K for skipping age checks Decision marks second penalty issued under the UK's Online Safety Act Legal21 Nov 2025 | 79
Microsoft exec finds AI cynicism 'mindblowing' Opinion The tech is impressive. Shoehorning it into absolutely everything is not Columnists21 Nov 2025 | 174
Linux admin hated downtime so much he schlepped a live UPS during office move On Call Somewhat daft scheme worked until it didn’t Columnists21 Nov 2025 | 141
TP-Link accuses rival Netgear of 'smear campaign' over alleged China ties Networking vendor claims rival helped portray it as a national-security risk in the US Security20 Nov 2025 | 11
Senators propose to let users sue tech giants for harmful algos The latest attack on Section 230 is likely to face the same fate as many previous efforts Legal19 Nov 2025 | 14